第998章 两阴一阳

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp今天唐军喝了点酒开始讥讽瘦驼&nbsp&nbsp说傻逼&nbsp&nbsp你为什么总是苦命&nbsp&nbsp接二连三的被女人骗&nbsp&nbsp也不想想是什么原因&nbsp&nbsp我看就是因为你做人太本分&nbsp&nbsp我整天也在妞但从沒有被女人骗过&nbsp&nbsp差不多都是我在骗女人&nbsp&nbsp这方面你应该好好的跟你哥我学习&nbsp&nbsp希望你现在对身边这两位女子也要掌握好分寸&nbsp&nbsp不要和以前一样再一次被人家骗了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp细想想唐军真的很聪明&nbsp&nbsp玩过很多女人却从沒有栽在女人的身上&nbsp&nbsp这的确是他会讨好女人的本事&nbsp&nbsp有时别人想学都学不会

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp上大学的时候他的脑子就很好使&nbsp&nbsp那时学生也沒钱&nbsp&nbsp有一天他特别想吃西瓜&nbsp&nbsp于是凑到瓜摊上让瓜主为他开一颗瓜&nbsp&nbsp等吃完了&nbsp&nbsp他说坏了&nbsp&nbsp钱包落在商店里&nbsp&nbsp瓜主不想让他走&nbsp&nbsp但他说自己就在对过的商店里卖货&nbsp&nbsp马上就拿钱回來

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp瓜主相信他了&nbsp&nbsp结果唐军从正门进去&nbsp&nbsp然后从后门溜了&nbsp&nbsp最后瓜主左等右等也不见他的身影&nbsp&nbsp才意识到上了他的当&nbsp&nbsp之后气得鼻子都往出冒血&nbsp&nbsp唐军妞也一样&nbsp&nbsp就是用了招数&nbsp&nbsp不然也不会有那么多女人被他搞到手

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他一提醒瘦驼小心上当受骗&nbsp&nbsp瘦驼更來劲了&nbsp&nbsp说如果我再要是被女人骗了&nbsp&nbsp干脆就不活了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你小子&nbsp&nbsp总拿着自杀当本事&nbsp&nbsp你以为自杀很光荣&nbsp&nbsp被别人欺负死了&nbsp&nbsp多他姥姥的窝囊&nbsp&nbsp那还算个男人吗&nbsp&nbsp”唐军斥责道

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp其实&nbsp&nbsp瘦驼不喜欢听唐军讲这些大道理&nbsp&nbsp因为早听腻了&nbsp&nbsp但一有心事还是很相信唐军&nbsp&nbsp总想让他拿主意&nbsp&nbsp瘦驼告诉唐军最近吉吉怀上了他的孩子&nbsp&nbsp她想和他结婚&nbsp&nbsp不知该不该和她领证

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军说这是好事&nbsp&nbsp她主动和你结婚&nbsp&nbsp你还有什么可忧郁的

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp瘦驼心烦的说你不知道&nbsp&nbsp这里面还有很多事&nbsp&nbsp假如我和她结婚&nbsp&nbsp那月月怎么办&nbsp&nbsp说实话&nbsp&nbsp我哪个都有点不舍

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“靠&nbsp&nbsp这也能把你难住&nbsp&nbsp要和吉吉结婚&nbsp&nbsp你肯定就得把月月弄走&nbsp&nbsp不然两yīn一阳早晚要闹矛盾的&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp瘦驼有点不解的说我是想把月月弄走&nbsp&nbsp但月月能那么情愿让吉吉霸占了我吗

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你不是马上要开连锁店吗&nbsp&nbsp月月本身形象就不错&nbsp&nbsp你让她去管理新店这样不就可以将她和吉吉分开&nbsp&nbsp只要她俩不在一起也就沒什么事了&nbsp&nbsp一个做老婆&nbsp&nbsp一个做二nǎi&nbsp&nbsp这应该是好事啊&nbsp&nbsp我觉得是个男人都有这种想法&nbsp&nbsp只是一般人沒有这个能力而已&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军说得瘦驼心服口服&nbsp&nbsp他寻思是啊&nbsp&nbsp马上就要开新店了&nbsp&nbsp正好让月月去管理绝对是好主意

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp想到这里&nbsp&nbsp瘦驼赶忙说你的脑袋瓜就是好使&nbsp&nbsp比我想的周到&nbsp&nbsp我在你面前永远是个小学生&nbsp&nbsp到什么时候都要向你不耻下问

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军一声朗笑&nbsp&nbsp说这就是我的魅力&nbsp&nbsp为什么我的女人成群呢&nbsp&nbsp沒两下子我敢玩吗

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你丫的又开始跟我牛逼了哈&nbsp&nbsp不过&nbsp&nbsp你和我牛半天真能牛出个样&nbsp&nbsp我还得佩服你&nbsp&nbsp不像有些人穿名牌说大话&nbsp&nbsp一天到晚无所事事&nbsp&nbsp总想着天上掉馅饼&nbsp&nbsp其实生活哪儿有不努力就想成功的&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军说是啊&nbsp&nbsp这方面你做得不错&nbsp&nbsp就凭你学习电脑我就能看出你这人是个很勤奋的人

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp瘦驼说咱俩也别互夸了&nbsp&nbsp告诉我什么时候能去我那里玩&nbsp&nbsp我和上次一样热情款待你&nbsp&nbsp唐军说最近zhèng&nbspfǔ比较忙沒时间&nbsp&nbsp等过段时间再说&nbsp&nbsp瘦驼说好的&nbsp&nbsp你自己选择个时间&nbsp&nbsp什么时候都可以&nbsp&nbsp反正我随时都有空

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp回到家&nbsp&nbsp吉吉懒洋洋的躺在床上&nbsp&nbsp两条白腿随便一个姿势就美得让瘦驼心动&nbsp&nbsp他吸了一口气心脏蹦蹦的跳&nbsp&nbsp和平时一样&nbsp&nbsp这种场合他最喜欢动手动脚&nbsp&nbsp谁知刚摸到她的前胸&nbsp&nbsp吉吉啪的把他推到了一边

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他惊讶的望着她&nbsp&nbsp不知她为什么要拒绝他&nbsp&nbsp因为平时她一直都是很乖顺的

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就见吉吉开口道：“看什么看&nbsp&nbsp你别犯神经了&nbsp&nbsp小心咱家儿子&nbsp&nbsp”瘦驼立刻明白&nbsp&nbsp吉吉已经有了他的儿子&nbsp&nbsp他顿时激动的蹦了起來&nbsp&nbsp狂喊我有儿子了&nbsp&nbsp我要做爹了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“喂&nbsp&nbsp你不能声音小点&nbsp&nbsp宝宝现在正在我的肚子里睡觉&nbsp&nbsp你知道吗&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp瘦驼马上静了下來&nbsp&nbsp但用手朝吉吉比划她大肚子的样子&nbsp&nbsp然后又整出一颗小脑袋&nbsp&nbsp一半长的像他&nbsp&nbsp一半长的又像吉吉

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp吉吉望着他滑稽的样子&nbsp&nbsp捂住嘴这个乐&nbsp&nbsp瘦驼一握拳胳膊有力向回收&nbsp&nbsp鼓起一块坚硬的肌肉&nbsp&nbsp另只手冲下面一指&nbsp&nbsp向她展示他的健壮&nbsp&nbsp吉吉憋不住了&nbsp&nbsp最后笑出了声

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp说你可以说话了&nbsp&nbsp咱儿子醒了&nbsp&nbsp刚才在里面來回的翻身呢&nbsp&nbsp“真的吗&nbsp&nbsp让我听听&nbsp&nbsp”瘦驼凑到吉吉的肚子前&nbsp&nbsp摸着她圆圆的肚子&nbsp&nbsp听了半天果然有动静&nbsp&nbsp“哈哈&nbsp&nbsp我儿子太聪明了&nbsp&nbsp居然能听出他爹的声音&nbsp&nbsp只要我一说话&nbsp&nbsp他在里面就动的厉害&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp吉吉很有成就感的用手抚了抚肚子&nbsp&nbsp冲他挤眉弄眼道你的本事都在这里呢&nbsp&nbsp我将來绝对让他超过你&nbsp&nbsp我要让他上清华

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“呵呵&nbsp&nbsp那就得看你这个当妈的如何教育他了&nbsp&nbsp如果教育不好&nbsp&nbsp将來放牛的可能xìng都有&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“去你的&nbsp&nbsp我儿子再沒出息也不会去放牛&nbsp&nbsp我将來让他成为一名宇航员到地球以外的地方去潇洒&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“好&nbsp&nbsp有梦都是好样的&nbsp&nbsp我希望梦想成真&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp吉吉清清嗓子&nbsp&nbsp一副骄傲的神态说我的儿子肯定会与众不同的&nbsp&nbsp说完&nbsp&nbsp她又用手轻轻的托了托沉甸甸的肚子&nbsp&nbsp表情里洋溢出一种幸福的微笑&nbsp&nbsp瘦驼很满意的点点头&nbsp&nbsp就感觉有了自己的儿子&nbsp&nbsp才算收获了真正的爱情

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp现在仔细想想&nbsp&nbsp能得到吉吉和月月也是受唐军的影响&nbsp&nbsp学了一些新骗术&nbsp&nbsp如果瘦驼当初不以办培训班为名&nbsp&nbsp怎么能认识吉吉和月月&nbsp&nbsp说白了招收学员是假&nbsp&nbsp收获美女才是真&nbsp&nbsp人啊&nbsp&nbsp生活在这个世界上太实在了有时会一无所有&nbsp&nbsp稍动些脑筋却会要什么有什么&nbsp&nbsp所以财富是创造出來的&nbsp&nbsp并非是等出來的

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“沒事干&nbsp&nbsp给儿子起个名&nbsp&nbsp”吉吉冷不丁來了一句&nbsp&nbsp瘦驼摇摇头为难的说起个什么名好呢&nbsp&nbsp这可不是个小事&nbsp&nbsp如果名字起好了对他一生都有很大的影响&nbsp&nbsp你沒看那些学者官僚们&nbsp&nbsp从电视上一露面&nbsp&nbsp名字起的都很有学问

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“所以我让你给孩子提前起名&nbsp&nbsp他爹叫瘦驼&nbsp&nbsp我儿子不可能叫瘦驴&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp瘦驼笑了笑&nbsp&nbsp我的名字咋的&nbsp&nbsp难道说不好吗&nbsp&nbsp多实在呀&nbsp&nbsp又瘦又高&nbsp&nbsp样子像骆驼&nbsp&nbsp难道不好听吗

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp吉吉瞪了他一眼&nbsp&nbsp“你以为你的名字叫瘦驼&nbsp&nbsp你就很成功了&nbsp&nbsp其实狗屁不是&nbsp&nbsp离成名还差的不是一点半点&nbsp&nbsp”

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