第997章 再贱不过

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp大家吃的差不多了&nbsp&nbsp表弟开口道&nbsp&nbsp“以后不想做饭&nbsp&nbsp在这里吃包子也挺好&nbsp&nbsp”胖子保安嗯了声说我一个人的饭好对付&nbsp&nbsp即使吃方便面也能顶一天的口粮&nbsp&nbsp但有了女人就不同&nbsp&nbsp她们比较挑剔&nbsp&nbsp一顿饭两个菜&nbsp&nbsp必须顿顿有肉&nbsp&nbsp最后还要个汤

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟问你是不是就说的你嫂子&nbsp&nbsp胖子保安笑了&nbsp&nbsp说不是不是&nbsp&nbsp我怎么能说嫂子呐&nbsp&nbsp白牡丹眼一瞪&nbsp&nbsp说胖子&nbsp&nbsp小心脑袋瓜遭雷击

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟问胖子保安终身大事有谱沒有&nbsp&nbsp用不用帮忙给你介绍

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胖子说算了&nbsp&nbsp不用你为我费心&nbsp&nbsp相亲不如偶遇&nbsp&nbsp都是缘分的事&nbsp&nbsp干着急也找不到合适的

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp白牡丹捂了下嘴&nbsp&nbsp搭话道你的思想也不对&nbsp&nbsp守株待兔的几率太低&nbsp&nbsp搞不好你就终身光棍&nbsp&nbsp我看还是主动点好&nbsp&nbsp实在不行就求人帮忙&nbsp&nbsp众人拾柴火焰高嘛

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胖子叹口气&nbsp&nbsp“你讲得也对&nbsp&nbsp不过我穷得叮当响&nbsp&nbsp勉强养活自己还行&nbsp&nbsp哪个女人愿意嫁给我&nbsp&nbsp要是她妈的能尿出一百万就好了&nbsp&nbsp我敢说超不出两天就会有女人找上门來&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟和白牡丹哈哈大笑&nbsp&nbsp表弟会讲故事&nbsp&nbsp说天下爱情不全是看金钱&nbsp&nbsp你要是能尿出一道彩虹&nbsp&nbsp给自己架设一座鹊桥也行&nbsp&nbsp你说古代的梁祝、牛郎织女都是为了钱吗&nbsp&nbsp那样的爱情之所以流传千年&nbsp&nbsp就是因为感人&nbsp&nbsp大家有崇高的爱情观

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胖子保安一边嚼着麻辣鸡丁&nbsp&nbsp一边说好好&nbsp&nbsp那我明天就去寻找我的织女&nbsp&nbsp或我的祝英台&nbsp&nbsp接着&nbsp&nbsp大家哄然大笑

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp其实说是这么说&nbsp&nbsp像胖子保安这样的&nbsp&nbsp真要是搞个良家妇女确实挺难&nbsp&nbsp比主持人李勇的脸都长&nbsp&nbsp去年的眼泪今年都沒流到头&nbsp&nbsp所以光形象长得就不达标&nbsp&nbsp再加上说话有点结巴&nbsp&nbsp形容词副词都不会用&nbsp&nbsp开口直接的快跟猪谈恋爱一样&nbsp&nbsp见了面就想推倒对方

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp双手猛掐人家的nǎi&nbsp&nbsp凡是他见过的女人&nbsp&nbsp都发过感慨&nbsp&nbsp说胖子禽兽不如

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp说实话&nbsp&nbsp像胖子保安这样的还不如狗呢&nbsp&nbsp狗最起码舔半天才行事&nbsp&nbsp不过夜店里的小姐特别喜欢他&nbsp&nbsp有速度、省时间&nbsp&nbsp战斗一结束&nbsp&nbsp钞票立刻拿在手&nbsp&nbsp接着笑脸迎接第二位piáo　客

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胖子保安他爹总是跟邻居叫苦&nbsp&nbsp说我儿子是去城里打工了&nbsp&nbsp可是从沒有往家拿过一分钱&nbsp&nbsp有时我还得倒贴&nbsp&nbsp真不知他挣得钱都干了啥&nbsp&nbsp岁数也老大不小了&nbsp&nbsp这样下去成家都是问題&nbsp&nbsp老汉对儿子担忧是正事&nbsp&nbsp但永远不知道他把钱全部花到了小姐身上

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp而且胖子保安去夜店意志特别的不坚定&nbsp&nbsp不论哪个小姐给他上两句肉麻的好话&nbsp&nbsp立刻动心&nbsp&nbsp进包房就脱衣&nbsp&nbsp慷慨如风&nbsp&nbsp另外这厮记xìng好&nbsp&nbsp上学时8加2总是等于11&nbsp&nbsp笨得被老师指着鼻子训&nbsp&nbsp可是让他上过得小姐&nbsp&nbsp干一遍都能记住&nbsp&nbsp甚至脱三层皮&nbsp&nbsp他还能认出对方是谁

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp上回这厮去美容美发店理发&nbsp&nbsp看到一位叫“翠翠”的小姐在里面做面膜&nbsp&nbsp一张白森森的死人脸&nbsp&nbsp就像刚从面盆了钻出來&nbsp&nbsp胖子说你就是“翠翠”&nbsp&nbsp翠翠说对不起&nbsp&nbsp你认错人了&nbsp&nbsp翠翠是谁&nbsp&nbsp我从沒有听说过

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胖子保安尴尬的一笑&nbsp&nbsp无言以答&nbsp&nbsp不过心里痛骂翠翠是装逼犯

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp心想这小贱货&nbsp&nbsp出门还跟我玩清高&nbsp&nbsp还想做个高尚人&nbsp&nbsp尼玛的&nbsp&nbsp夜店里要多贱有多贱&nbsp&nbsp全世界女人也数一数二&nbsp&nbsp光着身子挨房间流窜&nbsp&nbsp沒人主动联系她&nbsp&nbsp就蹲在piáo客的床头前&nbsp&nbsp用第三只眼看人家

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp有一次被一piáo客一顿臭骂：“滚开&nbsp&nbsp尼玛&nbsp&nbsp黏黏糊糊的恶心&nbsp&nbsp”翠翠收紧腿&nbsp&nbsp表情就像吞吃了一只刺猬&nbsp&nbsp嘴里骂骂咧咧道：“你他妈还算是个男人&nbsp&nbsp哼&nbsp&nbsp姑nǎinǎi我见得男人多了&nbsp&nbsp沒看到你这么冷血的&nbsp&nbsp赶上战争年代&nbsp&nbsp我一枪崩了你算求了&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp以前胖子保安在夜店真遇到一位漂亮妹纸&nbsp&nbsp那身材&nbsp&nbsp胸前满、腰围瘦、后部重&nbsp&nbsp走路犹如蛇行走&nbsp&nbsp可惜女子不幸患上白血病&nbsp&nbsp死了&nbsp&nbsp胖子保安得到这个消息还难过了好一阵&nbsp&nbsp守着姑娘的内裤泪流满面

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp第二天表弟就跟白牡丹上路了&nbsp&nbsp他俩坐着开往外省的班车&nbsp&nbsp只用了五个小时就到了家&nbsp&nbsp老汉站在老远的地方就等上了&nbsp&nbsp一见到表弟就和他抱在一起&nbsp&nbsp已经快两年沒见面了&nbsp&nbsp那个亲热劲儿简直别提了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟急切的问我妈的病情好点沒有&nbsp&nbsp父亲说还那样&nbsp&nbsp前段时间不知为什么突然不愿吃饭&nbsp&nbsp大家这个着急&nbsp&nbsp后來吃了两幅汤药&nbsp&nbsp现在好多了&nbsp&nbsp表弟的心马上踏实了下來&nbsp&nbsp问我哥和我姐他们好吗

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp老汉说你哥现在孩子在上学&nbsp&nbsp生活上有点困难&nbsp&nbsp你姐现在挺好的&nbsp&nbsp姐夫一直在做生意&nbsp&nbsp赚了不少钱&nbsp&nbsp你母亲看病的钱全是人家出的&nbsp&nbsp好像你姐夫前几天还去了通北&nbsp&nbsp表弟说是的&nbsp&nbsp见着他了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp说完&nbsp&nbsp表弟心里这个惭愧&nbsp&nbsp在外面混几年了也沒说向老人表过孝心&nbsp&nbsp这次母亲得这样大的病还是姐夫帮忙

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp等进了屋&nbsp&nbsp看见老太太脸sè暗黄&nbsp&nbsp表弟的心口又是一阵酸疼&nbsp&nbsp说娘&nbsp&nbsp我來看您了&nbsp&nbsp您老病好点沒有

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp老太太看到儿子回來&nbsp&nbsp手莫名其妙的颤抖起來&nbsp&nbsp低微的声音说儿子&nbsp&nbsp你好长时间不來看我了&nbsp&nbsp真是娶了媳妇忘了娘啊

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟咂咂嘴说&nbsp&nbsp“娘啊娘啊&nbsp&nbsp您不要责怪我&nbsp&nbsp这一阵子我确实太忙&nbsp&nbsp沒时间回來&nbsp&nbsp一句话&nbsp&nbsp都是我不好&nbsp&nbsp太应该常回家看看&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp老太太激动过后&nbsp&nbsp一下子变得严肃起來&nbsp&nbsp好像对儿子很有看法&nbsp&nbsp表弟想继续解释&nbsp&nbsp老汉在一旁插话道：“好了好了&nbsp&nbsp不要再说过去了&nbsp&nbsp现在儿子不是回來了吗&nbsp&nbsp他还是想我们的&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp母亲眼泪哗哗的下落&nbsp&nbsp搞得表弟一阵心酸,抹了把眼泪&nbsp&nbsp说这次媳妇也來看您老了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp老太太这才止住哭声和白牡丹打招呼&nbsp&nbsp她好像对白牡丹印象很好&nbsp&nbsp握住她的手说听儿子电话里说你是个好姑娘&nbsp&nbsp我这个做妈的真替你们高兴&nbsp&nbsp你俩好好过rì子&nbsp&nbsp俺们就高兴&nbsp&nbsp另外&nbsp&nbsp希望你们尽早要个孩子&nbsp&nbsp在我有生之年能见到我的孙子也就瞑目了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp白牡丹关键的时候嘴也很会说您老放心&nbsp&nbsp你儿子这样的优秀&nbsp&nbsp我们会生活好的

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp老太太和白牡丹一交流&nbsp&nbsp屋子里气氛立刻融合多了&nbsp&nbsp老汉一高兴&nbsp&nbsp亲自下厨做了几道拿手好菜&nbsp&nbsp拎上來一瓶通北二锅头要跟儿子喝两杯&nbsp&nbsp表弟说爸爸&nbsp&nbsp我这里带着好酒呢&nbsp&nbsp不用喝你的酒&nbsp&nbsp接着&nbsp&nbsp表弟拿出两瓶茅台&nbsp&nbsp可能是二小赏赐给他的

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp老汉一看茅台酒&nbsp&nbsp笑得脸都开花了

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