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第875章 我有口臭

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp尼玛&nbsp&nbsp这个世界上的事情总是让你意想不到&nbsp&nbsp生活好好的&nbsp&nbsp忽然犹如天降一块板砖&nbsp&nbsp砸你个半死&nbsp&nbsp唐军的同学金胖子最近倒霉了&nbsp&nbsp连住几天不舒服&nbsp&nbsp以为感冒&nbsp&nbsp去医院一检查竟然得了淋巴癌

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp癌症这玩意儿比原子弹对人的攻击力都强&nbsp&nbsp好好的一个人当时就吓瘫了&nbsp&nbsp一个星期前金胖子还搂着一个陕西妞&nbsp&nbsp唱完南泥湾就要扒人家的衣服&nbsp&nbsp女子很聪明故意撒谎说我有口臭&nbsp&nbsp想躲过一劫&nbsp&nbsp不料金胖子满不在乎&nbsp&nbsp说好事&nbsp&nbsp你有口臭&nbsp&nbsp我有包皮&nbsp&nbsp咱俩谁也不嫌弃谁

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp说完&nbsp&nbsp一个霸王硬上弓&nbsp&nbsp就把人家一位清纯美少女给上了&nbsp&nbsp之后&nbsp&nbsp大呼过瘾&nbsp&nbsp七窍润通&nbsp&nbsp说男人活着就应该草到死&nbsp&nbsp那才活得史无前例的有味道&nbsp&nbsp金胖子这句话可能得罪了上帝&nbsp&nbsp仅一个星期的时间噩运就降临在他的身上

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp佛说生死之间有大恐怖&nbsp&nbsp不到哪一天&nbsp&nbsp你是不知道有多恐怖的&nbsp&nbsp金胖子算感受到了真正的恐怖&nbsp&nbsp那一刻&nbsp&nbsp就像发生了强烈的地震&nbsp&nbsp震撼了他的心灵&nbsp&nbsp让他在迷茫中看不到一点希望

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp金胖子老婆更是可怜&nbsp&nbsp如果老公死了就意味着她要开始守寡了&nbsp&nbsp所以她的内心比金胖子还难受&nbsp&nbsp背着金胖子差点哭倒长城

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp但面对金胖子的状况&nbsp&nbsp她还要有意控制自己内心的伤痛&nbsp&nbsp好好的、充满耐xìng的安抚金胖子&nbsp&nbsp让他尽可能变得开心一些

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp最后她守在金胖子的身旁给他讲了很多有趣的故事&nbsp&nbsp一心想让老公从痛苦中解放出來&nbsp&nbsp安慰完老公&nbsp&nbsp她一个人无意识的走出家门&nbsp&nbsp无目的地漫步在马路边&nbsp&nbsp心情很重&nbsp&nbsp眼睛里也不停的往出挤眼泪&nbsp&nbsp就觉得她和老公的幸福一夜间发生了巨大变化

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这种变化已经危及到她的所有快乐&nbsp&nbsp让她变得多愁善感&nbsp&nbsp她再沒有理由向任何人去诉说心中的不快&nbsp&nbsp因为这种事不说还好&nbsp&nbsp越说越心痛&nbsp&nbsp或许这就是一个过來人的弱点

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp那天正赶上天气闷热&nbsp&nbsp她热的都快透不过气&nbsp&nbsp打开胸前的纽扣&nbsp&nbsp示意寻找一点凉爽&nbsp&nbsp但却遭來了好多男人的眼睛&nbsp&nbsp他们都沒有看他的脸&nbsp&nbsp而是在看她的胸&nbsp&nbsp她一气之下又将上衣的纽扣系上&nbsp&nbsp然后心里却在痛骂:“今天怎么遇到的全是好sè的流氓&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp马路边商店的生意似乎做的很火&nbsp&nbsp到处都是出出进进的人群&nbsp&nbsp金胖子媳妇无心去看他们究竟长得是什么样&nbsp&nbsp只是一个人不住的往前走

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp在一个公交车的站牌下&nbsp&nbsp站着一对等车的情侣&nbsp&nbsp就那么短暂的时间他俩都是抱着狂吻&nbsp&nbsp好像顾及不到旁人的眼睛&nbsp&nbsp只顾自己的感受&nbsp&nbsp她好想看看他俩究竟长得什么样&nbsp&nbsp但只能看见四只耳朵和密密的头发&nbsp&nbsp别的就无法看到了&nbsp&nbsp金胖子媳妇好羡慕这种情爱jīng神&nbsp&nbsp只要有一点时间就能玩一回爱cháo汹涌……

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小得到这个消息也麻烦了两天&nbsp&nbsp他真沒想到金胖子好端端的一个人突然会遇到这样的不幸&nbsp&nbsp作为多年的老同学&nbsp&nbsp他想在金胖子临终前为他做点什么&nbsp&nbsp一考虑金胖子从沒有出过远门&nbsp&nbsp就带着金胖子夫妇去了趟香港&nbsp&nbsp让他在有生之年也大开了下眼界

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp金胖子感动的抱住二小就哭&nbsp&nbsp眼泪中到大雨般落在二小的肩膀上&nbsp&nbsp看上去无比难受&nbsp&nbsp二小安慰道兄弟不要难过了&nbsp&nbsp你该享得福差不多都已经享受到了&nbsp&nbsp世界上沒有长生不老的&nbsp&nbsp就是你比别人提前了几步&nbsp&nbsp金胖子哭着说这一生最遗憾的就沒有过外国妞

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小扑哧一下差点笑出來&nbsp&nbsp心想你丫都成这个cāoxìng了&nbsp&nbsp还你妈的要妞&nbsp&nbsp居然还是洋妞&nbsp&nbsp简直让你笑死了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp冷静下來后&nbsp&nbsp二小说不要遗憾&nbsp&nbsp我帮你介绍一位洋妞來满足你的心思&nbsp&nbsp让你死而无憾&nbsp&nbsp两天后&nbsp&nbsp二小联系上俄罗斯小姐嘎维&nbsp&nbsp让她飞过來一趟&nbsp&nbsp金胖子见到嘎维不是兴奋&nbsp&nbsp而是自卑

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp尤其嘎维裸去上衣&nbsp&nbsp金胖子看到她的两个比脑袋都大的nǎi&nbsp&nbsp爬上去就咬&nbsp&nbsp眼泪如泉般在嘎维的胸v间汹涌&nbsp&nbsp说你咋來得这么迟&nbsp&nbsp你早干啥去了&nbsp&nbsp现在我已经有枪沒子弹了&nbsp&nbsp只能过下手瘾&nbsp&nbsp嘎维用俄罗斯的妩媚朝他笑了笑&nbsp&nbsp抚摸着金胖子的肉脑袋说&nbsp&nbsp“你已经可以&nbsp&nbsp病成这样还能享受美味&nbsp&nbsp就是离开这个世界也够本了&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp嘎维一句话刺痛了金胖子&nbsp&nbsp这厮就像三岁的娃娃嚎啕大哭&nbsp&nbsp然后爬在嘎维的胸脯上把她的两个nǎi全部吸光

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军是听二小说金胖子得了淋巴癌&nbsp&nbsp他当时惊了一跳&nbsp&nbsp真想不到金胖子在同学里这样有影响的一个人物竟然会得了绝症

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小电话里叹着气说金胖子真他娘的短命&nbsp&nbsp这几年正是最辉煌的时候&nbsp&nbsp谁知被病魔一闷棍拍在脑袋上&nbsp&nbsp要永远离开这个世界&nbsp&nbsp唉&nbsp&nbsp我都替他惋惜

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军说他怎么就能染上这个病&nbsp&nbsp如果说他得了艾滋病和xìng病我相信&nbsp&nbsp因为这厮几年间在女人肚子上沒少挥霍;如果说他得了淋巴癌&nbsp&nbsp我真的有点不信

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小说你不相信也沒办法&nbsp&nbsp这就是事实&nbsp&nbsp命运就要跟他开这个玩笑&nbsp&nbsp唐军说最可怜的应该是他媳妇&nbsp&nbsp这样年轻就要守寡了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小马上坏坏的一笑&nbsp&nbsp说那以后你去照顾她&nbsp&nbsp我觉得金胖子媳妇对你挺有好感的&nbsp&nbsp记得上次一起吃饭&nbsp&nbsp她夹着菜往你嘴里放&nbsp&nbsp金胖子当时好像都吃醋了&nbsp&nbsp酒杯碎了两次

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军冷笑道不要这样幸灾乐祸好不好&nbsp&nbsp人家金胖子都到这个地步了&nbsp&nbsp你还拿人家老婆开心&nbsp&nbsp这要是让金胖子听到了&nbsp&nbsp估计当场就嗝屁了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp之后&nbsp&nbsp唐军亲自去看望了一次金胖子&nbsp&nbsp他是见不到别人悲哀&nbsp&nbsp回來后他的心情一下就受到了感染&nbsp&nbsp偷着流了泪

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp想到和金胖子一起喝酒的场面&nbsp&nbsp他那种活泼劲儿&nbsp&nbsp可是现在的金胖子和那时的金胖子简直就像两个人

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp人&nbsp&nbsp看样子都有高兴与痛苦&nbsp&nbsp完全的高兴就要意想不到的出现一些痛苦;完全的痛苦反而意想不到的出现一些惊喜&nbsp&nbsp这两天&nbsp&nbsp唐军受金胖子的影响&nbsp&nbsp也变得孤独起來&nbsp&nbsp想的问題也比以前要多

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp有一天&nbsp&nbsp他不知不觉走到了一家医院的门口&nbsp&nbsp发现这里的人比哪里的人都多&nbsp&nbsp心想他们不会都是來看病的&nbsp&nbsp肯定都是像我一样&nbsp&nbsp无聊的來玩的&nbsp&nbsp那时&nbsp&nbsp他自己在为他们祝平安&nbsp&nbsp但无意中发现这家医院的牌子上写着“肿瘤医院”几个大字&nbsp&nbsp顿时把他吓了一跳

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp自言自语道:“这里可都是癌症患者來的地方&nbsp&nbsp怎么会有这么多的人无聊的往这里跑&nbsp&nbsp这些人真够骨头硬的&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军通过金胖子的事就能理解一个癌症患者的心理&nbsp&nbsp他们大多脸sè灰暗、表情沉重、眼神绝望、牵挂太多

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp说实在的&nbsp&nbsp当初金胖子知道自己已经患上了绝症&nbsp&nbsp他并不是不怕死&nbsp&nbsp而是非常的不想死&nbsp&nbsp即便每一天都在落泪&nbsp&nbsp但沒有人能挽回他的生命&nbsp&nbsp现在唐军想起金胖子临死前那种复杂心理&nbsp&nbsp都为他难过

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他居然眼瞅着一个好端端的人就要离开这个世界&nbsp&nbsp而别人却无能为力來救他的命

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