第859章 苦逼老板

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp生活中有很多事情不被人理解&nbsp&nbsp一个瓦匠突然学起魔术&nbsp&nbsp一个木匠突然热爱上航海&nbsp&nbsp一个流浪汉爱上豪门千金小姐&nbsp&nbsp一个大学教授突然堕落吸毒&nbsp&nbsp这就是所谓的大千世界无奇不有

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小狗屁文化沒有就抱住唐军这块儿板砖滑稽般的跻身职场&nbsp&nbsp说起來是个混子&nbsp&nbsp但在职场里混得风生水起&nbsp&nbsp不论是搞房产、开工厂&nbsp&nbsp还是经营饭店&nbsp&nbsp都很出sè&nbsp&nbsp人们都说这厮b命好&nbsp&nbsp交上牛叉而扛硬的朋友了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp前几天&nbsp&nbsp二小去深圳考察&nbsp&nbsp在飞机上遇到了一位和他一样去开会的企业家&nbsp&nbsp这厮很狂&nbsp&nbsp据说上过省级报纸&nbsp&nbsp电视上也被亮相过&nbsp&nbsp还是她们省里一位很有成就的企业家&nbsp&nbsp他知道二小也是去开会的&nbsp&nbsp问他是什么学历&nbsp&nbsp二小说初中

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这厮冷笑一声&nbsp&nbsp然后开始在他面前一个劲儿的用鼻子叽歪&nbsp&nbsp有种鄙视二小的意思&nbsp&nbsp还对二小说想做大生意的人最起码也得有学历&nbsp&nbsp沒喝过多少墨水的人进去也会受气&nbsp&nbsp人家资格深的腕们放个屁你都会被崩到墙根呆半天

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小知道这厮在小看自己&nbsp&nbsp心里这个气&nbsp&nbsp但又无法反驳&nbsp&nbsp于是在午餐的时候故意剪指甲&nbsp&nbsp那被剪下的硬壳不分方向的乱飞&nbsp&nbsp这厮腻歪的冲二小吹胡子瞪眼&nbsp&nbsp说你能不能不剪指甲&nbsp&nbsp二小反驳道&nbsp&nbsp剪到你的饭里沒有&nbsp&nbsp如果沒有就不要发言&nbsp&nbsp况且我的指甲脏吗

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这位企业家鼻子都被气歪&nbsp&nbsp瞪着眼睛就像畜牧局的研究员看着母鸡不下蛋都上火&nbsp&nbsp二小沒有擂他&nbsp&nbsp照样清风得意&nbsp&nbsp结果这厮将清洗完鼻涕的餐巾纸仍在了二小的桌面上

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小嘴里嘟囔道：“cāo&nbsp&nbsp你他妈的就是一位企业家有什么可牛逼的&nbsp&nbsp告诉你&nbsp&nbsp老子从來学不会拍马屁&nbsp&nbsp想在我面前骄傲最好找个清凉的地方&nbsp&nbsp我最不喜欢的就是和我装逼的人&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp企业家当时气的想动武&nbsp&nbsp但考虑到飞机上所有乘客的安全问題&nbsp&nbsp还是压了火&nbsp&nbsp用手纸不停的擦自己的鼻子&nbsp&nbsp过了会儿&nbsp&nbsp不知为何企业家又來讨好二小&nbsp&nbsp说羡慕你的魄力&nbsp&nbsp这样年轻竟然有这样大的创业信念&nbsp&nbsp二小沒有搭理他&nbsp&nbsp认为他的xìng格像小娃娃似的&nbsp&nbsp刚才还是牛逼哄哄&nbsp&nbsp一会儿又成了与世无争

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp企业家开始对二小讲他以前创业是如何如何的难&nbsp&nbsp一个人背着三袋子衣服去赶庙会&nbsp&nbsp太阳把脸都晒爆了&nbsp&nbsp里面吊着一个五斤重的疝气&nbsp&nbsp中午一顿饭只吃一个干烧饼&nbsp&nbsp二小眨巴了下眼只想笑

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp企业家又说了&nbsp&nbsp这还不算什么&nbsp&nbsp最让他心酸的是一个南方说客非要帮他卖货&nbsp&nbsp结果分一半货给了对方&nbsp&nbsp第二天此人连人影都沒了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp最后自己忍着伤沒敢和老婆提一个字&nbsp&nbsp生怕再惊动了家里这位火神nǎinǎi搞得rì子鸡犬不宁&nbsp&nbsp企业家说着都想抹眼泪&nbsp&nbsp二小马上安慰道&nbsp&nbsp“大哥别说了&nbsp&nbsp你的经历我很早就听说过&nbsp&nbsp据说&nbsp&nbsp你这样优秀你老婆还给你戴了顶绿帽子&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp企业家被二小点中了伤心处&nbsp&nbsp哇的一声就哭了&nbsp&nbsp周围人都在假睡中惊醒&nbsp&nbsp飞机都不稳当的颠了几下

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“不要哭了&nbsp&nbsp你看周围人都在注视着我俩&nbsp&nbsp不知道的人还以为我们家里死了人&nbsp&nbsp现在正在往回运骨灰盒&nbsp&nbsp”企业家揉擦着眼睛立刻不哭了&nbsp&nbsp嘴唇比刚才也有了高度&nbsp&nbsp可能是有意在堵截鼻孔了流出的鼻涕&nbsp&nbsp脸上最初的牛气劲一点都找不到

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小心说你丫不是刚才还和我牛吗&nbsp&nbsp你他妈的继续呀&nbsp&nbsp我看成就越大的人尝试的辛酸事越多&nbsp&nbsp你再风光也包不住你的过去

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小过去刚进入职场时对企业家又嫉妒又鄙视&nbsp&nbsp嫉妒他们荷包里的钱比他多&nbsp&nbsp搞得妞比他的漂亮&nbsp&nbsp鄙视他们财大气粗那种浅薄劲儿

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这时企业家旁边座位上有个美女被吵醒了&nbsp&nbsp她揉了揉眼睛&nbsp&nbsp娇媚的问企业家&nbsp&nbsp老总你为何要哭&nbsp&nbsp什么伤心事让你如此难过

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp企业家回答不上&nbsp&nbsp只是说你继续睡觉&nbsp&nbsp别管了&nbsp&nbsp我在和朋友唠家常

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小斜了美女一眼&nbsp&nbsp心想长得还蛮漂亮&nbsp&nbsp胸脯像手把肉&nbsp&nbsp可以抓着吃&nbsp&nbsp可是一直沒发现她就是企业家的小蜜&nbsp&nbsp也根本沒有看到她跟企业家有情人般的亲昵动作&nbsp&nbsp二小唉了一声&nbsp&nbsp暗语估计也是个摆设&nbsp&nbsp企业家一定xìng功能出问題了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp再看看靠在他肩膀上的“村姑”&nbsp&nbsp始终都沾粘在他的身上&nbsp&nbsp跟个小jīng灵一样&nbsp&nbsp打都打不开&nbsp&nbsp暗语情人就应该是这样的感觉&nbsp&nbsp跟普通人一样坐在一起的男女还算玩xìng福吗

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一会儿美女跟企业家忽然玩起了英语&nbsp&nbsp流利的跟外国人快差不多了&nbsp&nbsp二小肃然起敬&nbsp&nbsp痛恨自己年轻时沒有好好学习&nbsp&nbsp连他娘的高中都沒有读过&nbsp&nbsp然后默默的想&nbsp&nbsp女子既然这样jīng通外国语&nbsp&nbsp肯定是一位不简单的女xìng&nbsp&nbsp估计在西方国家里混过

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp最后一问&nbsp&nbsp此女子不是企业家的情人&nbsp&nbsp原來是他雇佣的翻译&nbsp&nbsp二小暗笑了一声&nbsp&nbsp说我的眼光偏sè了&nbsp&nbsp见到任何男女都想往情人上考虑&nbsp&nbsp看來像我一样sè的男人不是百分之百

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这时村姑的胸脯压住了二小的一条胳膊&nbsp&nbsp他用手搬了搬她的nǎi&nbsp&nbsp“喂&nbsp&nbspjīng神点&nbsp&nbsp别昏睡百年了&nbsp&nbsp飞机要降落了&nbsp&nbsp”企业家听到二小在说话&nbsp&nbsp问这位是你媳妇&nbsp&nbsp二小大言不惭的说“小蜜”&nbsp&nbsp企业家羡慕的点了点头&nbsp&nbsp说你活得真潇洒&nbsp&nbsp会玩

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小牛逼哄哄的回道男人嘛&nbsp&nbspjīng　液洒遍神州才是真爷们儿&nbsp&nbsp企业家一下不笑了&nbsp&nbsp不知又想到了什么伤心事&nbsp&nbsp脸sè苍白&nbsp&nbsp脑门上汗珠滚落

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp返回通北&nbsp&nbsp二小跟唐军讲起在飞机上遇到的那位企业家的事时&nbsp&nbsp唐军不由得笑了&nbsp&nbsp说这位企业家确实不易&nbsp&nbsp这样能干的一个人还被老婆戴了顶绿帽子&nbsp&nbsp他这样有钱能甘愿受这个窝囊气吗

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp叫我看他应该也到外面去混女人&nbsp&nbsp而且越多越好&nbsp&nbsp让他的老婆睁大眼睛好好看看被对方羞辱后是一种什么样的滋味&nbsp&nbsp要么这位哥们搞生意是个能手&nbsp&nbsp玩女人就不在行了&nbsp&nbsp一整就阳痿了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小扑哧了一声&nbsp&nbsp说有枪沒子弹这是男人最痛苦的事情&nbsp&nbsp怎么也让企业家遇上了&nbsp&nbsp真不幸啊&nbsp&nbsp有钱也活得这么累&nbsp&nbsp那他还折腾的上报纸上电台干吗&nbsp&nbsp让我看还不如选个庙出家得了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军问企业家有多大岁数&nbsp&nbsp二小说看上去六十岁实际年龄四十岁&nbsp&nbsp你要再是给他一根拐杖谁都认为他就住在养老院&nbsp&nbsp根本与企业家无任何瓜葛

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小话音一落&nbsp&nbsp电话响了&nbsp&nbsp他赶忙接起电话问你是哪位&nbsp&nbsp这个节骨眼唐军趁机玩起了坏招&nbsp&nbsp顺手拽了下二小的短裤&nbsp&nbsp二小用手迅速拨开唐军&nbsp&nbsp露着半个屁股跑到了门口&nbsp&nbsp唐军靠在沙发上嘻嘻的笑&nbsp&nbsp脚丫子极不老实&nbsp&nbsp一个劲儿的踢茶几的一条腿

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