第858章 这个我要

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp有一次胖子和瘦子一块出去诳街&nbsp&nbsp胖子显得很活泼&nbsp&nbsp路上总是蹦蹦跳跳的&nbsp&nbsp就像一只不安分的小鸟&nbsp&nbsp无意中一脚踢飞了地上的一块儿石子&nbsp&nbsp正好击中路边一位大肚子孕妇的白腿上&nbsp&nbsp“哎呀&nbsp&nbsp坏了&nbsp&nbsp”胖子惊叫一声&nbsp&nbsp吓得头皮发麻&nbsp&nbsp身子缩小一半

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp孕妇在瞬间的疼痛中发出一声刺耳呻吟&nbsp&nbsp立刻止住了脚步&nbsp&nbsp然后她身不由己的弯下腰摸了摸受伤的部位&nbsp&nbsp也不知道想到什么马上又站了起來&nbsp&nbsp可能是猫腰的刹那将短裙里面的白sè底裤曝了光&nbsp&nbsp怕便宜了那些下流的男人

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp孕妇迅速转过头&nbsp&nbsp一看竟然是一个胖子所为&nbsp&nbsp顿时气的眼珠子冒寒光&nbsp&nbsp就像一头被激怒的母狮子：“你个肥猪&nbsp&nbsp少条失教的&nbsp&nbsp你要干什么&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“对不起&nbsp&nbsp我不是故意的&nbsp&nbsp”胖子虽然被严厉斥责了一顿&nbsp&nbsp但他丝毫沒有生气&nbsp&nbsp脸sè通红&nbsp&nbsp羞涩而又拘谨的在向孕妇赔礼道歉

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp孕妇气的两个rǔ　房一起一伏&nbsp&nbsp就像两只兔子在做广播体cāo&nbsp&nbsp然后长出一口气&nbsp&nbsp看伤的也不是很重&nbsp&nbsp最后气哼哼的扭着一个肥大的屁股走了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp等孕妇走远了&nbsp&nbsp瘦子双手捂住脸才开始发笑&nbsp&nbsp说你真好动&nbsp&nbsp沒事踢地上的石头干吗&nbsp&nbsp你要是把石子踢到她的大肚子上&nbsp&nbsp那就完了&nbsp&nbsp估计你要惹一场大祸&nbsp&nbsp她的肚子里面可是有小生命的

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胖子左右摔了摔头：“这位姐姐好凶啊&nbsp&nbsp脸一沉&nbsp&nbsp比磨破的鞋底子都难看&nbsp&nbsp哼&nbsp&nbsp即使真把她打坏了&nbsp&nbsp她又能把我怎样&nbsp&nbsp”胖子本來做错了事还有点小情绪&nbsp&nbsp嘴撅得能栓头驴

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp瘦子很正经的说：“你别不服气&nbsp&nbsp真要是打坏了她肚子里的宝宝&nbsp&nbsp你看她能轻饶了你不&nbsp&nbsp也许你这辈子打工挣得钱都得归了她&nbsp&nbsp你啊&nbsp&nbsp还经历的太少&nbsp&nbsp以后我还得批发你一点做人的迷津&nbsp&nbsp”他的话音一落&nbsp&nbsp胖子小脑袋门上好像被吓出了冷汗&nbsp&nbsp貌似变得老实了&nbsp&nbsp也沒有进行反驳

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp几天后&nbsp&nbsp表弟跟两位保安一起喝酒说你俩也给我长点脸&nbsp&nbsp以后不要随便打饭店里女服务员的主意&nbsp&nbsp兔子还不吃窝边草&nbsp&nbsp你俩要干什么&nbsp&nbsp如果想女人外面娱乐场所到处是小姐&nbsp&nbsp可以去里面呼风唤雨&nbsp&nbsp展示你们的功夫&nbsp&nbsp哪怕把小弟弟的头皮蹭破了都沒人说你们

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp两位心里都有气&nbsp&nbsp但不敢跟白哦地顶嘴&nbsp&nbsp最后两人喝了一肚子闷酒&nbsp&nbsp肠子差点被酒jīng烧坏&nbsp&nbsp表弟这个人&nbsp&nbsp有点小孩儿脾气&nbsp&nbsp发怒时要多怒有多怒&nbsp&nbsp手臂都颤抖&nbsp&nbsp好的时候&nbsp&nbsp把心都能给了对方&nbsp&nbsp沒三天&nbsp&nbsp表弟带着两位保安就去piáo娼

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟对桑拿中心的行情十分了解&nbsp&nbsp对二位说我带你俩來得地方可以说物廉价美&nbsp&nbsp整个通北沒有这个价&nbsp&nbsp100元就大包干&nbsp&nbsp嘴都为你服务&nbsp&nbsp两位听了心热的都能煮熟两块白薯&nbsp&nbsp刚走到桑拿屋门口&nbsp&nbsp胖子的脑袋就撞在门上&nbsp&nbsp激动的

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟笑着说千万别激动&nbsp&nbsp花了钱要沉住气&nbsp&nbsp去当长跑队员&nbsp&nbsp五分钟就结束战斗那钱就花冤枉了&nbsp&nbsp主管是位男士&nbsp&nbsp长得英俊潇傻&nbsp&nbsp估计这里的小姐都被他shè了&nbsp&nbsp就见他笑嘻嘻的问几位先生喜欢什么类型的&nbsp&nbsp表弟说好看就行&nbsp&nbsp你叫几位过來&nbsp&nbsp俺们挑选一下

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp第一位女子胸脯跟板凳似的&nbsp&nbsp前后一样&nbsp&nbsp表弟直摇头&nbsp&nbsp两位保安也沒看上&nbsp&nbsp嘴都撅起了&nbsp&nbsp摆着头不要；第二位长了一脸青chūn痘&nbsp&nbsp大痘子怀抱小痘子&nbsp&nbsp痘子连痘子&nbsp&nbsp把一张脸搞得坑坑洼洼&nbsp&nbsp主管还说这个胸挺大&nbsp&nbsp表弟马上接了一句&nbsp&nbsp胸再大也被这张脸搞得沒有了食yù&nbsp&nbsp不要

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp第三位是个黑脸&nbsp&nbsp扔了煤堆都找不见的主&nbsp&nbsp胖子说还有这么黑的小姐哦&nbsp&nbsp小姐一点沒有羞涩感&nbsp&nbsp摆了个姿势说黑怎么了&nbsp&nbsp那是健康的标志&nbsp&nbsp活好就行&nbsp&nbsp表弟啧啧嘴&nbsp&nbsp都不想评估了&nbsp&nbsp主管一看这三人挺挑剔&nbsp&nbsp嘴里沒骂他们&nbsp&nbsp估计心里找骂他们了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp第四位女子长得白净&nbsp&nbsp屁股107厘米&nbsp&nbsp号称桑拿中心“第一肥臀”&nbsp&nbsp刚一露面胖子就激动的嚷上了“这个我要”&nbsp&nbsp表弟白了胖子一眼说快算了&nbsp&nbsp这个还是交给我來享用&nbsp&nbsp你俩再等等&nbsp&nbsp后面还有更好的呢&nbsp&nbsp表弟关键时候还是很自私的&nbsp&nbsp头都不回就牵住“肥臀”的手进了包房

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胖子和瘦子气得直骂&nbsp&nbsp最后两人也挑了几个还是不满意&nbsp&nbsp主管一下勃然大怒&nbsp&nbsp骂道：“rì你妈的&nbsp&nbsp沒有钱就不要來这里装蒜&nbsp&nbsp回家自己玩飞机&nbsp&nbsp老子开店这么多年还真沒见过像你们这样挑剔的&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp两傻逼当时就沒尿了&nbsp&nbsp不反驳&nbsp&nbsp也不舍得走&nbsp&nbsp干脆也不图质量了&nbsp&nbsp说到好了好了&nbsp&nbsp就刚才那两位&nbsp&nbsp越挑眼越花&nbsp&nbsp最后胖子要了一位岁数大的&nbsp&nbsp瘦子要了位胳膊烫烟头的

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp其实这帮人都是jīng力旺盛时期&nbsp&nbsp对交配不懂厌倦&nbsp&nbsp是个母的都能玩成小明星&nbsp&nbsp只是看得多了出现眼花现象&nbsp&nbsp不知该选择哪位了&nbsp&nbsp所以挑剔都是惯出來的毛病&nbsp&nbsp就如60年全国人民闹灾荒&nbsp&nbsp连温饱都解决不了&nbsp&nbsp谁还挑剔粗粮还是细粮

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟一进屋就考了小姐一道数学題&nbsp&nbsp“一个白兔子和一个黑兔子交配能生出几只黑兔子&nbsp&nbsp几只白兔子&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小姐说不知道&nbsp&nbsp你说呢&nbsp&nbsp表弟嘿嘿一笑&nbsp&nbsp说完事后告诉你&nbsp&nbsp小姐乐得一下坠到席梦思上&nbsp&nbsp也不知床的质量有问題&nbsp&nbsp还小姐的臀太庞大&nbsp&nbsp沉下去席梦思里的弹簧就像折了几根&nbsp&nbsp咯噔的响了两声&nbsp&nbsp表弟说妹纸轻点&nbsp&nbsp床塌了我们还怎么战斗

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小姐衣服一脱&nbsp&nbsp表弟哇的一声&nbsp&nbsp就像去了大熊猫基地一样惊讶&nbsp&nbsp腿都迈不开&nbsp&nbsp站在那里跟雕塑一样直挺&nbsp&nbsp小姐喜盈盈的说你们男人见了女人都这样沒出息&nbsp&nbsp脑袋瓜至少卡壳三分钟才能恢复原样

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟说别逗了&nbsp&nbsp关键是你长得太经典了&nbsp&nbsp我还真沒有见过有这么肥的&nbsp&nbsp割下來两块够吃几个月&nbsp&nbsp别看表弟这个样子&nbsp&nbsp还是个长跑选手&nbsp&nbsp上千个俯卧撑都能做下來&nbsp&nbsp家里养得那位白牡丹就是被他这样征服的

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这三人中胖子最草包&nbsp&nbsp二十分钟不到就从肉　yù的高山坠落下來&nbsp&nbsp而且上气不接下气&nbsp&nbsp汗珠子滚落&nbsp&nbsp嘴咧的下巴都要掉地似的&nbsp&nbsp小姐骂他&nbsp&nbsp瞧你怂样&nbsp&nbsp吃这么胖都浪费了&nbsp&nbsp原來外强中干&nbsp&nbsp胖子被说的一点脾气沒有&nbsp&nbsp即使想逞能子弹沒了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp大家都出來后胖子大发感慨&nbsp&nbsp“细想想&nbsp&nbsppiáo娼挺沒有意思的&nbsp&nbsp钱不少华&nbsp&nbsp像铁牛耕地一样还累个半死&nbsp&nbsp最后把身上的营养都给陌生女人&nbsp&nbsp完事一拍两散&nbsp&nbsp谁也不认识谁&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟说一般piáo客完事后都你这个德行&nbsp&nbsp但來之前就不同&nbsp&nbsp要多心急有多心急

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