正文 35痴汉守则三五条：强吻
三十五回
都说一表三千里,可<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">跟表兄王铁锤的关系并没有差很多。他<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">童年记忆中占了不小比重，以至于<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">每每回想起一件丧尽天良的童年恶事时,眼前都会浮现出他罪恶的身影……
小时候放长假家里没<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">管<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">小舅家也没啥子需要半大孩子上阵的农活,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">跟王铁锤一身轻松,隔三差五就厮混一起上房揭瓦招猫逗狗。后来读高中假期<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">得去上辅导班，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">铁锤哥才渐渐淡出<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">的视线。不过这点儿空白怎么能影响<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">俩实打实建立的交情,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">嘴上没说,心里却一直没拿他当外<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">。
这会子王铁锤冷不丁说想上<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">,还讪讪看着<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">等<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">表态，说实<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">的，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">脑海里真不亚于炸了一颗响雷。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">胸口生生涌上一口老血,说喷涌三尺都是轻的,那劲头……真比亲爹<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">耳边说“儿子爸爸好寂寞今晚陪陪<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">”还要糟上一万分。
天台间偶尔刮来暖洋洋的熏风，掀起带有清香洗衣粉味的绿格子床单，床单一角徐徐飘摇<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">与王铁锤中间，很有种小清新电影的气氛。透着光的床单后，是王铁锤<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">高马大的身子板儿，以及羞愧又有些不知所措的眉眼。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">瞅着这样羞涩纯真的汉子着实有些蛋疼，实<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">接受无能……
其实看他这样<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">心里也挺不好受的，这破事儿合着全赖<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">自己作死弄得他陪<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">一起作死，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">真该先给自己俩嘴巴子打出个记性才是。可说归说，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">心里有忏悔的觉悟，不代表<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">能顺顺当当接受这一切。眼前这事儿来得太过蹊跷，如果只是因为穿女装诱发神经病，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">不相信经过部队铁血洗礼的<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">神经韧度会如此不堪一击。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">想肯定是哪里出了问题，还是个不小的问题，以至于<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">铁锤哥哥憋了这么多天愣是没能忍住，非过来找<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">发一通疯才舒坦。
<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">提手做了个打住的动作，扭身往后走出一小段距离，掏出手机，镇定拨了个号码——现<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">不能跟王铁锤多说话，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">怕万一说不好他又犯神经病抱着<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">学琼瑶，那不止是震惊，估计得把隔夜饭吐出来了。
接通后，电话里传来大课堂特有的嗡嗡嗡讨论声，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">堵住一边耳朵，冲电话里大喊，说儿子别他妈上见鬼的选修课了，赶紧回宿舍爬咱楼天台上来，来晚了爸爸就跳楼不活了。
说完<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">也没理小亚<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">那边嗷嗷嚎叫，啪叽一下把电话挂掉了。
通完话，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">捏着手机又<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">原地呆了五六分钟。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">心想王铁锤今天刚见着<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">时表情明显有古怪，完全不似正常<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">见着自己弟弟的反应。后来还跟中了邪似的下跪求爱，还亲了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">好几口……这他妈怎么可能是直男会干的事，不像他本性罢了还完全超乎常理，根本就不是个正常<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">！
此时<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">心中正有一搭无一搭分析王铁锤的状况，却是万万没料到，接下来发生的事情会真应了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">刚刚随口说的话。王铁锤冷不丁一嗓子，忽得把<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">从不找边际的猜想中唤回了现实。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">扭头一看，好么，手机啪嗒一下掉地上摔成两瓣，饱受惊吓的魂儿登时全飞出了天外——
不知什么时候，王铁锤个不要命的直愣愣站上了天台护栏，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">看他离楼外边儿特别近，鞋尖儿都已经探出护栏水泥台好几公分，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">往前移一点就能直直坠下七楼去了。
<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">当时就吓尿了一裤筒，泪珠子差点没滚下来。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">举手<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">胸前示意自己无害，颤着身子小步往前挪，瞪着他不自然地吼，尼古拉斯<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">个傻逼，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">下来！草<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">妈<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">想干什么！
王铁锤回头看了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">一眼，眼睛红红的特别伤心的样子，眉毛也纠结地缠<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">一起，英挺面容看起来痛苦大过无奈。他<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">顶楼风中冲<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">吆喝，大声喊着阿耀，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">不能失去<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">，如果<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">不愿意跟<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">一起，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">宁可从这里跳下去。
<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">奶奶个熊啊，老子这辈子就没受过这么大份礼！这当口就是他想当<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">亲爹<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">都得上赶着答应，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">总不能眼睁睁看这熊<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">一尥蹶子直接跳下去了。
<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">忙不迭点头，说好好好，亲哥亲哥，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">别激动，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">说什么就是什么……什么？是是是，是，对，对，全听<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">的，尼古拉斯……不，尼尼，尼尼宝贝！下来好不好，先下来，什么都好说，什么都好说……
<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">真没想到这辈子<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">也有被<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">唬成熊犊子的一天，王铁锤个糙汉子还真好意思做出来。今天这一出闹完<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">算彻底突破了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">对自己魅力的固有认知，往后<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">再也不敢随便跟<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">抛媚眼了。
……妈的，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">根本就是吴彦祖来的！
王铁锤看<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">告饶还不依，照旧站台子上边儿嘟嘟囔囔说阿耀<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">一定要跟<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">一起，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">不能再找别<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">要是骗<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">就直接跳下去云云。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">听得是一个头俩大，郁闷之极真想说操.<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">大爷<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">他妈爱跳不跳！不过出于<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">道主义考虑，这火上添油的话<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">不能随便乱说。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">还得跟哄三岁孩子似的哄他下来，然后才可以一刀捅死他。
站得久了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">都没力了，腿根儿一处直打颤。眼瞅着这样不行，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">干脆举了手单膝跪下，求着王铁锤说亲哥，弟弟给<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">跪下了，别吓唬<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">了，小舅一家子还指着<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">养家糊口，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">亲妹妹还<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">医院里躺着呢，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">要是死了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">就成咱们家的千古罪<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">了……别动，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">别动！王八蛋<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">要死了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">也跟着<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">一起跳下去！
好<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">自杀式袭击主义者尼古拉斯·铁锤·王同志还剩那么一丁点儿<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">性，听<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">一通感<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">至深的生死宣言可算打动了他二逼的心。就见他露出一个发自肺腑的笑容，飞快跳下台子奔<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">而来，到<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">跟前儿熊一样把<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">抱住<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">，双臂铁圈似的紧紧捆<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">进怀里，头埋<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">颈窝中闷声说着，阿耀，谢谢<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">还愿意跟<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">一起。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">好爱<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">们再也不分开了……
头一次被<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">郑重说“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">爱<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">”，对象还他妈是小时候同穿过一条裤衩的表哥，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">真心无语。冲天翻个白眼，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">心中无力骂着“爱<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">妈去吧”，脑子里却翻天覆地，飞速分析着他这句话中透露出的古怪信息——
他这话用的是“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">还愿意跟<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">一起”，这个“还”字就有意思了。好似<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">之前跟他<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">一起过，最后却因为某种原因分开了。
很奇怪，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">哪辈子跟他<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">一起过？<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">甚至连臆想都不曾臆想过。而今天他发疯时张口喊<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">“阿耀”，这个称呼是今天之前从未有过的。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">不禁怀疑，是不是这家伙真又被哪个道行高深的玩意儿缠身了……
正<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">出神儿的空当，王铁锤突兀地抬手捧住<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">的脸，深深看了一眼还没弄明白怎么回事儿的<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">，当即霸道地吻了下去。
嘴唇接触一刹那，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">感觉一股子凉气从接触点迅速传开，黏腻邪恶的触感犹如一条冰凉的蛇，活了一般急速向<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">口中渡来。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">心下大骇，赶紧推拒王铁锤，却不料王铁锤手上用力，死死掐住<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">下巴强迫<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">张嘴，意图让那股凉气全面侵占<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">的口腔。
嘴巴里有种钻进一只八爪章鱼的错觉，凉气<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">口中四散，从喉咙的气管交接处直直往<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">的鼻腔耳朵眼睛等五官内钻，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">舌尖尝到一股非常腥臊苦涩的怪味，不用三秒钟就熏得<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">胃部抽搐直要作呕。
<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">惊得“唔唔”直叫，可惜王铁锤<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">性都给狗吃了，甚至<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">咬破他的舌头的说时候都能豪不<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">意，仿佛更兴奋了一般，沾着血的舌头也随凉气一起钻进<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">口腔，要命地翻搅。
这种诡异接触没几下就让<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">软了手脚，眼睛里也凉飕飕似乎蒙上了一层磨砂水汽。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">脑内因为缺氧开始空白，耳内也开火车一般产生轰鸣。昏昏沉沉间，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">脑子里天马行空思绪乱飘，一滴滴感触最终全都落到一个影影绰绰的白衣身影上。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">委屈的有点想哭，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">发了疯地想念起王谢，想着如果有他<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">多好，就算再唱一出英雄救美的恶俗戏码<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">也举双手欢迎。
可惜现实太残酷，痴汉先生不知道<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">哪修身，没注意到<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">爱的感召。无计可施之际，幸好小亚赶回及时。见<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">们俩大男<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">光天化日下搂搂抱抱他简直要疯魔，上来嗷一嗓子怪叫，一拳就把王铁锤揍去出老远。
小亚胸膛急剧起伏，气喘吁吁，看样是心急火燎一路跑回来，又被男<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">接吻刺激得不轻。他揍翻王铁锤后二话没说又上来补了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">一脚，狠狠骂道<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">个孙子作孽吧<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">就，真他娘吓死<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">了。
<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">才是真要被吓死的那个<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">……<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">现<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">没心思管小亚.情绪怎么样，只盯着倒地半天没爬起来的王铁锤，皱着眉想这熊<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">不知道自己干了什么，又他知不知道他体内藏了个什么。
小亚没理<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">呆站着发愣，他现<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">火大得很，好似待要喷发的小火山，不找个出口泄愤能憋死。他怒气冲冲上前一把揪起王铁锤的衣领，凶狠骂道尼古拉斯<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">他妈王八蛋，搞什么呢<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">，想欺负<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">弟弟是个娘炮不会反抗啊！
<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">真是躺着也中枪……<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">刚还思考更深层次的灵异交流问题呢，结果这孙子一句话就把<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">拉进柴米油盐的现实了。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">轻轻操了一声，说老子什么时候成娘炮了，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">个缺德玩意儿能说<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">话不……
——<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">是有被<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">喊过小白脸，可娘炮这么严重性质的还真心没赶上过。
小亚回头瞪<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">，眉毛竖起老高，看样<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">不跟他统一战线让他很不爽。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">也觉得自己不对，就结结实实扇了自己一耳光以示歉意，顺带让疼痛强迫自己冷静下来，准备好好思索一下王铁锤究竟撞了什么邪门东西，竟会有如此凶残的夺舍能力……
作者有话要说：谢谢阿风风风风扔的地雷，三俊鞠躬。
啊，尼古拉斯免不了要被王谢一通胖揍的……同情的泪水。
不会三劈也没有副CP的，这个文就主角一对。
明天休息一天，我也算个劳动者嘛捂脸，人家也要放假假嘛扭动。
都说一表三千里,可<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">跟表兄王铁锤的关系并没有差很多。他<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">童年记忆中占了不小比重，以至于<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">每每回想起一件丧尽天良的童年恶事时,眼前都会浮现出他罪恶的身影……
小时候放长假家里没<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">管<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">小舅家也没啥子需要半大孩子上阵的农活,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">跟王铁锤一身轻松,隔三差五就厮混一起上房揭瓦招猫逗狗。后来读高中假期<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">得去上辅导班，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">铁锤哥才渐渐淡出<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">的视线。不过这点儿空白怎么能影响<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">俩实打实建立的交情,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">嘴上没说,心里却一直没拿他当外<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">。
这会子王铁锤冷不丁说想上<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">,还讪讪看着<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">等<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">表态，说实<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">的，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">脑海里真不亚于炸了一颗响雷。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">胸口生生涌上一口老血,说喷涌三尺都是轻的,那劲头……真比亲爹<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">耳边说“儿子爸爸好寂寞今晚陪陪<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">”还要糟上一万分。
天台间偶尔刮来暖洋洋的熏风，掀起带有清香洗衣粉味的绿格子床单，床单一角徐徐飘摇<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">与王铁锤中间，很有种小清新电影的气氛。透着光的床单后，是王铁锤<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">高马大的身子板儿，以及羞愧又有些不知所措的眉眼。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">瞅着这样羞涩纯真的汉子着实有些蛋疼，实<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">接受无能……
其实看他这样<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">心里也挺不好受的，这破事儿合着全赖<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">自己作死弄得他陪<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">一起作死，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">真该先给自己俩嘴巴子打出个记性才是。可说归说，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">心里有忏悔的觉悟，不代表<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">能顺顺当当接受这一切。眼前这事儿来得太过蹊跷，如果只是因为穿女装诱发神经病，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">不相信经过部队铁血洗礼的<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">神经韧度会如此不堪一击。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">想肯定是哪里出了问题，还是个不小的问题，以至于<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">铁锤哥哥憋了这么多天愣是没能忍住，非过来找<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">发一通疯才舒坦。
<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">提手做了个打住的动作，扭身往后走出一小段距离，掏出手机，镇定拨了个号码——现<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">不能跟王铁锤多说话，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">怕万一说不好他又犯神经病抱着<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">学琼瑶，那不止是震惊，估计得把隔夜饭吐出来了。
接通后，电话里传来大课堂特有的嗡嗡嗡讨论声，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">堵住一边耳朵，冲电话里大喊，说儿子别他妈上见鬼的选修课了，赶紧回宿舍爬咱楼天台上来，来晚了爸爸就跳楼不活了。
说完<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">也没理小亚<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">那边嗷嗷嚎叫，啪叽一下把电话挂掉了。
通完话，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">捏着手机又<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">原地呆了五六分钟。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">心想王铁锤今天刚见着<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">时表情明显有古怪，完全不似正常<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">见着自己弟弟的反应。后来还跟中了邪似的下跪求爱，还亲了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">好几口……这他妈怎么可能是直男会干的事，不像他本性罢了还完全超乎常理，根本就不是个正常<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">！
此时<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">心中正有一搭无一搭分析王铁锤的状况，却是万万没料到，接下来发生的事情会真应了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">刚刚随口说的话。王铁锤冷不丁一嗓子，忽得把<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">从不找边际的猜想中唤回了现实。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">扭头一看，好么，手机啪嗒一下掉地上摔成两瓣，饱受惊吓的魂儿登时全飞出了天外——
不知什么时候，王铁锤个不要命的直愣愣站上了天台护栏，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">看他离楼外边儿特别近，鞋尖儿都已经探出护栏水泥台好几公分，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">往前移一点就能直直坠下七楼去了。
<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">当时就吓尿了一裤筒，泪珠子差点没滚下来。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">举手<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">胸前示意自己无害，颤着身子小步往前挪，瞪着他不自然地吼，尼古拉斯<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">个傻逼，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">下来！草<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">妈<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">想干什么！
王铁锤回头看了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">一眼，眼睛红红的特别伤心的样子，眉毛也纠结地缠<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">一起，英挺面容看起来痛苦大过无奈。他<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">顶楼风中冲<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">吆喝，大声喊着阿耀，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">不能失去<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">，如果<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">不愿意跟<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">一起，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">宁可从这里跳下去。
<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">奶奶个熊啊，老子这辈子就没受过这么大份礼！这当口就是他想当<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">亲爹<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">都得上赶着答应，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">总不能眼睁睁看这熊<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">一尥蹶子直接跳下去了。
<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">忙不迭点头，说好好好，亲哥亲哥，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">别激动，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">说什么就是什么……什么？是是是，是，对，对，全听<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">的，尼古拉斯……不，尼尼，尼尼宝贝！下来好不好，先下来，什么都好说，什么都好说……
<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">真没想到这辈子<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">也有被<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">唬成熊犊子的一天，王铁锤个糙汉子还真好意思做出来。今天这一出闹完<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">算彻底突破了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">对自己魅力的固有认知，往后<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">再也不敢随便跟<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">抛媚眼了。
……妈的，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">根本就是吴彦祖来的！
王铁锤看<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">告饶还不依，照旧站台子上边儿嘟嘟囔囔说阿耀<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">一定要跟<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">一起，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">不能再找别<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">要是骗<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">就直接跳下去云云。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">听得是一个头俩大，郁闷之极真想说操.<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">大爷<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">他妈爱跳不跳！不过出于<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">道主义考虑，这火上添油的话<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">不能随便乱说。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">还得跟哄三岁孩子似的哄他下来，然后才可以一刀捅死他。
站得久了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">都没力了，腿根儿一处直打颤。眼瞅着这样不行，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">干脆举了手单膝跪下，求着王铁锤说亲哥，弟弟给<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">跪下了，别吓唬<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">了，小舅一家子还指着<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">养家糊口，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">亲妹妹还<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">医院里躺着呢，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">要是死了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">就成咱们家的千古罪<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">了……别动，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">别动！王八蛋<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">要死了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">也跟着<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">一起跳下去！
好<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">自杀式袭击主义者尼古拉斯·铁锤·王同志还剩那么一丁点儿<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">性，听<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">一通感<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">至深的生死宣言可算打动了他二逼的心。就见他露出一个发自肺腑的笑容，飞快跳下台子奔<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">而来，到<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">跟前儿熊一样把<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">抱住<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">，双臂铁圈似的紧紧捆<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">进怀里，头埋<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">颈窝中闷声说着，阿耀，谢谢<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">还愿意跟<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">一起。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">好爱<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">们再也不分开了……
头一次被<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">郑重说“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">爱<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">”，对象还他妈是小时候同穿过一条裤衩的表哥，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">真心无语。冲天翻个白眼，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">心中无力骂着“爱<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">妈去吧”，脑子里却翻天覆地，飞速分析着他这句话中透露出的古怪信息——
他这话用的是“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">还愿意跟<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">一起”，这个“还”字就有意思了。好似<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">之前跟他<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">一起过，最后却因为某种原因分开了。
很奇怪，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">哪辈子跟他<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">一起过？<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">甚至连臆想都不曾臆想过。而今天他发疯时张口喊<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">“阿耀”，这个称呼是今天之前从未有过的。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">不禁怀疑，是不是这家伙真又被哪个道行高深的玩意儿缠身了……
正<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">出神儿的空当，王铁锤突兀地抬手捧住<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">的脸，深深看了一眼还没弄明白怎么回事儿的<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">，当即霸道地吻了下去。
嘴唇接触一刹那，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">感觉一股子凉气从接触点迅速传开，黏腻邪恶的触感犹如一条冰凉的蛇，活了一般急速向<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">口中渡来。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">心下大骇，赶紧推拒王铁锤，却不料王铁锤手上用力，死死掐住<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">下巴强迫<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">张嘴，意图让那股凉气全面侵占<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">的口腔。
嘴巴里有种钻进一只八爪章鱼的错觉，凉气<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">口中四散，从喉咙的气管交接处直直往<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">的鼻腔耳朵眼睛等五官内钻，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">舌尖尝到一股非常腥臊苦涩的怪味，不用三秒钟就熏得<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">胃部抽搐直要作呕。
<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">惊得“唔唔”直叫，可惜王铁锤<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">性都给狗吃了，甚至<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">咬破他的舌头的说时候都能豪不<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">意，仿佛更兴奋了一般，沾着血的舌头也随凉气一起钻进<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">口腔，要命地翻搅。
这种诡异接触没几下就让<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">软了手脚，眼睛里也凉飕飕似乎蒙上了一层磨砂水汽。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">脑内因为缺氧开始空白，耳内也开火车一般产生轰鸣。昏昏沉沉间，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">脑子里天马行空思绪乱飘，一滴滴感触最终全都落到一个影影绰绰的白衣身影上。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">委屈的有点想哭，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">发了疯地想念起王谢，想着如果有他<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">多好，就算再唱一出英雄救美的恶俗戏码<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">也举双手欢迎。
可惜现实太残酷，痴汉先生不知道<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">哪修身，没注意到<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">爱的感召。无计可施之际，幸好小亚赶回及时。见<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">们俩大男<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">光天化日下搂搂抱抱他简直要疯魔，上来嗷一嗓子怪叫，一拳就把王铁锤揍去出老远。
小亚胸膛急剧起伏，气喘吁吁，看样是心急火燎一路跑回来，又被男<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">接吻刺激得不轻。他揍翻王铁锤后二话没说又上来补了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">一脚，狠狠骂道<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">个孙子作孽吧<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">就，真他娘吓死<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">了。
<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">才是真要被吓死的那个<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">……<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">现<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">没心思管小亚.情绪怎么样，只盯着倒地半天没爬起来的王铁锤，皱着眉想这熊<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">不知道自己干了什么，又他知不知道他体内藏了个什么。
小亚没理<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">呆站着发愣，他现<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">火大得很，好似待要喷发的小火山，不找个出口泄愤能憋死。他怒气冲冲上前一把揪起王铁锤的衣领，凶狠骂道尼古拉斯<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">他妈王八蛋，搞什么呢<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">，想欺负<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">弟弟是个娘炮不会反抗啊！
<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">真是躺着也中枪……<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">刚还思考更深层次的灵异交流问题呢，结果这孙子一句话就把<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">拉进柴米油盐的现实了。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">轻轻操了一声，说老子什么时候成娘炮了，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">个缺德玩意儿能说<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">话不……
——<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">是有被<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">喊过小白脸，可娘炮这么严重性质的还真心没赶上过。
小亚回头瞪<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">，眉毛竖起老高，看样<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">不跟他统一战线让他很不爽。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com7696aa7816LS0=50E129eC2A688">也觉得自己不对，就结结实实扇了自己一耳光以示歉意，顺带让疼痛强迫自己冷静下来，准备好好思索一下王铁锤究竟撞了什么邪门东西，竟会有如此凶残的夺舍能力……
作者有话要说：谢谢阿风风风风扔的地雷，三俊鞠躬。
啊，尼古拉斯免不了要被王谢一通胖揍的……同情的泪水。
不会三劈也没有副CP的，这个文就主角一对。
明天休息一天，我也算个劳动者嘛捂脸，人家也要放假假嘛扭动。