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正文 34痴汉守则三四条:表白

    三十四回

    宿舍里就<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">跟三儿<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">,三儿还忙着跟别<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">推塔,连看热闹的心思都没有。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">被王铁锤堵<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">门口,上天入地没地方跑,只能生生看着他发神经。

    <img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">是活活楞上了半分钟,看他哭的眼珠子都哭红了才回过神要赶紧弄他起来。大夏天一整个宿舍楼没一家宿舍关门,这要来回被别<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">瞧见了,指不定传出什么稀奇古怪的话来。

    <img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">端着王铁锤的胳膊要拉他起来,可这孙子力气贼大,死活不肯起,胳膊一拽差点没把<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">一起弄跪下。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">急出一脑门子汗,骂道尼古拉斯<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">个缺了大德的,这几天当神经病当上瘾了是不是,非这样恶心<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">?成成成,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">牛逼,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">败给<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">了。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">错了哥,亲哥,赶紧起来别丢<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">现眼了成不,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">这儿还有<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">呢<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">不想要脸了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">还要呢,赶紧起来!

    <img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">急的汗珠子都快有雨点大了,尼古拉斯却丝毫不为所动。他拉着<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">手一直哭什么“阿耀不要走,阿耀不要离开<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">”,情绪到位了甚至还拉过<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">手背一顿狂亲,搞得真跟<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">五<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">六的情圣似的。

    <img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">被他亲的头皮直发麻,手背跟招了蚂蝗一样怎么得瑟都得瑟不下来。最后火起,实<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">忍不住了,直接啪啪啪扇了他仨耳光,把这<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">的脑袋都扇偏一边去了。

    别说,暴力永远是解决纷争最糟糕却最有效的办法。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">耳光扇下去世界终于清静了,王铁锤偏着脑袋不说话,姿势跟受了天大委屈的小媳妇似的。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">也喘口气,蹲下去跟他身子持平,拍他肩说尼古拉斯<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">醒了没,醒了就起来,别他妈搁<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">这儿犯贱了。亲哥,亲哥<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">说句话成不,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">一声不吭跪地下弟弟<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">瘆的慌啊……得,服了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">了,哪天<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">不高兴了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">给<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">跪下好不,来来来别闹别扭了……

    <img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">伸手要拉他起来,却没料王铁锤忽然转了性,一个暴起拦腰就把<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">推地下了。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">还没明白怎么回事就被他骑上了腰,眼看拳头就冲<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">脸落下来,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">赶紧护住英俊的脸告饶,哀哀说哥哥哥<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">错了,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">错了!别打别打,再不敢了……

    ——王铁锤一拳能把板砖捶成渣子,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">脑袋要是挨他一下子非跟他一样变成傻逼不可。

    王铁锤心性似乎恢复了正常,目光没之前哀怨,反倒暴出几分熟悉的尖锐凶性,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">看他竖起眉毛要打架的模样着实有一番活土匪的架势,心里直打怵,怎么也不敢再惹毛他。

    王铁锤大力扣住<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">前胸咬着后槽牙骂,说耀耀啊几天不见<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">胆儿肥了?敢打<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">了?是不是得哥哥再教教<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">什么叫尊老爱幼中华美德啊。

    <img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">这个莫名其妙,直接骂了一声操,半抬起身回道,尼古拉斯<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">是记忆只有七秒的金鱼吗?放个屁的功夫就忘了?是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">先哭着喊着招<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">的好不好,别恶<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">先告状了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">。

    王铁锤也楞了,估计没料到能从别<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">口中听见自己有生之年也会哭,特别诧异,就松开钳制下了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">的腰,问<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">——<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">说<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">哭?放屁吧<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">……<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">会哭?<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">以为<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">跟<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">一样毛还没长齐啊,滚蛋吧<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">!

    <img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">也翻身坐起来,对他坚定比了个中指,回骂道——<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">丫少瞎逼逼,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">见过<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">脱裤子?<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">他妈毛才没张齐呢……行了别磨叽,赶紧起来,地下凉,小心得老年痴呆。

    不知道是不是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">们动静过大语言太猥琐,这会子终于成功吸引到三儿的注意力。他摘了耳机回头看了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">们一眼,没理<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">,先冲尼古拉斯乐了乐,喊了声“尼尼哥来了,下次再一起唱歌啊。”

    王铁锤满头黑线,径自起身,理都懒得理他。

    <img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">也起来,回头给王铁锤翻出面镜子递到他脸前,让他看看自己刚才哭花脸的熊样。王铁锤半信半疑接过去,一看之下自己眼珠子都差点瞪出来,喃喃说着妈的,又他妈见鬼了……

    <img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">拍打自己一身的灰土,顺便也给他扫扫衣服,听他自言自语就嘲讽回嘴说,怎么,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">还天天见啊,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">当鬼魂是大宝啊,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">家怎么那么乐意贴着<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">呢……

    王铁锤放下镜子一脸严肃,说可不是么,要不<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">来找<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">干什么。

    不知道是不是这段时间<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">密集撞鬼,心思也跟着越来越邪恶。听他说完<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">第一反应居然不是“卧槽地球好危险怎么天天有鬼冒出来!”而是“哇哈哈哈哈哈太好了不是找<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">报仇的这孙子真被<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">耍了傻逼了吧!”<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">的关注点已经完全错位了。

    <img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">喉咙里吭哧吭哧闷笑几声,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">王铁锤又准备举拳揍<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">的时候马上绷直面皮,学着高露洁医生的庄重口气安抚说,尼古拉斯,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">太帅了,有很多莫名其妙的东西都觊觎<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">的美貌也是可以理解的。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">劝<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">,赶紧一头撞死别为难社会<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">士了,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">这种娇花一样的<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">物活着就是罪孽呀。

    王铁锤没心思搭理<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">臭不要脸,他一屁股坐<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">床上,盘起个二郎腿点上一根烟,忧郁地吞吐一个烟圈后,开始与<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">讲述起他这几天的邪门经历……

    那天,王铁锤听了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">变相恐吓后心里一直惴惴没底,始终下不了决心豁出脸皮去扮女<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">。可他犹豫不决不代表别<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">愿意陪他担惊受怕,王铁锤的酒吧招待女朋友就一个劲儿劝他,说让他权衡利弊,再不把事情解决就分手,她可不想跟个身体里不知道住着什么鬼玩意儿的<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">一起,睡觉都不踏实。王铁锤想了想,也觉得脸皮啊小命啊什么的都不如下半身性福来得重要,就狠狠心,问他女朋友借来一身女装,准备大晚上去江边转悠转悠,好消除了一身不知道藏哪儿的古怪阳邪。

    <img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">听到这差点没笑喷了,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">说<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">傻啊,怎么这种事情都告诉<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">女<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">不知道女<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">这种生物超可怕的么,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">一个没注意,指不定她就怎么给<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">传出花去呢,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">以后别想做<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">了。

    王铁锤白<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">一眼,小声嘟囔一句“小曼不是这种<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">,她是一心为<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">好的……”<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">听罢啧啧两声,心想<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">这凶悍表哥居然还有一颗如此纯情的少男心,实<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">太可怕了。

    王铁锤继续讲,说他一开始特别不好意思,老躲<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">没<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">的地方看月亮听水声抽闷烟,偶尔遇见几个跟他一样的痞子上去调戏他,都被他打得快不能自理。后来几天他也不知道怎么搞的,估计是脸皮厚了羞窘的心思淡了?总之他一套上女装神经就特别振奋,特别想招<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">。晚上一到江边他就想往<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">多的地方凑,想跳脱衣舞还想唱歌,甚至看见稍微清秀点的男<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">都会起反应,特别冲动,想去扑<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">家……

    <img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">他妈听到这下巴都快掉下来了,又是想笑又是浑身哇凉起鸡皮。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">心想尼古拉斯会不会也<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">江边撞上了水鬼,还是一特风骚的女鬼,如此饥渴不要脸,路<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">都不放过……又一想似乎不对啊,尼古拉斯如此硬的命格可称鬼神不近,怎可能轻易被鬼附身?难道……只是、只是单纯被<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">玩坏了?因为穿女装,引发了潜藏<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">身体中的第二<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">格什么的……

    <img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">心一惊,就忐忑问他,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">有没有去医院精神科看一看啊,别是,穿女装闹得心理变态了?

    王铁锤当即火了,抬脚踹<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">屁股一脚,恶狠狠骂一句“变态<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">麻痹,兔崽子滚一边去。”

    <img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">给闹得不乐意了,撇嘴切了一声,说<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">有种别告诉<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">,别问<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">当一辈子变态去!

    这下他不吱声了,定定望着<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">,目光复杂痛苦中微微透露出一点凄惶。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">看他烟头火光快烧到手指头都没注意到,才明白<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">的话说重了。

    想来也是,一个身心正常的大男<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">被祸害去穿女装,最后还有点被同化成想上男<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">的趋势,这倒霉催的事儿搁谁身上都够难以承受的,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">这次的孽作的貌似有点大。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">就特愧疚地走过去蹲下,掐熄他的烟,仰头问,尼古拉斯,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">自己觉得神智没问题吧,只是忽然对男<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">有感觉了?晚上回家对<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">女<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">还有性趣不?能不能硬啊?

    身后猛然爆出三儿一句高昂的“开大开大卧槽<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">个傻逼玩个球啊”的声音,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">回头,看见三儿挂着耳机正打的热火朝天,忽然意识到宿舍楼<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">多口杂,不是个说话地方,就示意王铁锤跟<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">出去,上了宿舍楼天台去说。

    天气还不错,阳光炽烈,天台上没<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">,全是一层层晒的犯霉味的被子床单。贴近生活的景象让<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">心情镇定不少,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">跟王铁锤边转圈边谈,问他确不确定自己不是撞邪,而是脑回路出了问题。

    说到这一茬王铁锤更忧郁了,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">从没见过他也会露出欲言又止的纠结模样。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">心蓦然一酸,鼓励他说出来不要害怕,不管怎么样<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">都会帮他。

    王铁锤怀疑地看<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">一眼,眼神儿意思是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">能帮<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">个屁。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">就特别难过,心想真不该为了一口气去祸害他,早知道会造成这么尴尬的局面,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">宁可白挨一顿揍也不该丧心病狂撒谎骗他的。

    结果王铁锤一开口.爆料,瞬间把<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">忏悔的心情丢去十万八千里之外的毛里求斯——

    他伸手过来掐了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">脸蛋儿一把,接着烫到一般松开手,挪蹭着退开几步看<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">,闷闷说,耀耀,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">打<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">吧,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">不是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">这几天做梦老梦见<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">,还梦见跟<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">上床……<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">想见<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">,还想上<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">不会怪<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">吧……

    说实话,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">当时心情特别平静,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">根本不<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">乎他为什么会对<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">发情。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">脑子只想着一个问题,就是——<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">现<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comccee242710LS0=W04z2S8921958">推他下楼会被判多少年刑?

    作者有话要说:谢谢阿声声的手榴弹,抱住狂亲。=3=

    嘻嘻嘻,写尼古拉斯好开心啊,我好喜欢他。

    解释一下,这篇文的攻身份比较特殊,是游戏账号穿现实,还带着游戏里的包裹装备之类,就跟“带着游戏穿某某”类似一样的设定,只不过由人换成了账号而已,除了他就不涉及网游情节了,总体还是灵异加奸情为主。
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