正文 23倒霉的皮皮鬼和教授们
还好花爷十分<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">了解自己<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">好友,匆匆忙<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">结束了早餐,拉着已经快气得冒烟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">夏洛克便落荒而逃了——从此以后两人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">早餐基本常常是这个状态。
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">说午餐和晚餐？那自然是要在寝室里甜甜蜜蜜吃特备情侣套餐了呀！【泥垢！】
很快,一个多星期就过去了。所有课程都轮了一圈儿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">侦探先生,和自己<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">好基友在霍格沃兹<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">学习生活，唔，过得基本还算愉快！
除了某些课程上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">一点点小麻烦,哦好吧，到了后来,是基本每节课侦探先生都有点,一点点，小麻烦、小意外，或是,小疑惑．．．．．
咱们从简单<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">课程说起：
侦探先生十分期待<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">飞行课：扫把实在太破了,毫无安全感<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">里德尔小盆友虽然顺利<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">拿起了扫把，但是由于危机意识过强，可怜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">孩子，在飞到半空——真<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">不是很高<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">半空之后，华丽丽<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">恐高了．．．．．．
斯莱特林后裔面色苍白<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">在飞行课上被送进了医疗翼．．．．．．
巫师界没有心理医生，也没有治疗恐高病<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">魔药，可怜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">孩子，只能自己慢慢去适应锻炼了！
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">说侦探先生会退缩，从此再也不踏上飞天扫把一步！？那怎么可能！？
每到课余时间，霍格沃兹城堡后面，人烟稀少<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">操场上，经常能看到两个偷偷摸摸<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小身影，带着新型<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">飞天扫把在练习！不过可怜其中一位<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">高度，永远是脚尖立地不超过二十公分．．．．．．即使有花爷<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">加油鼓励也不管用！
“大概是上辈子从楼上跳下来自杀<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">心理阴影太严重了！”——还不知道那次死亡真相<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">花爷怜惜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">摸摸搭档<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">脑袋：“加油啊夏洛克，比上次提高一厘米啦已经！”说真<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">，您真<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">不是在气人么花爷！？
请相信，总有一天侦探先生会骑着扫把翱翔太空<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">！【喂！】
魔法史课，灵魂状态<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">宾斯教授一讲起课来就像催眠曲。毫无准备之下，在心理医生那里都没睡着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">花爷，舒舒服服<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">在第一堂课上睡着了，不止是他，基本课堂上所有<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小巫师都全军覆灭了！大家一直很香甜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">睡到下课．．．．．．
除了一直紧盯着宾斯教授看个不停，嘴里念念有词，手里写写画画<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">夏洛克侦探，当然，在下课<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">时候，也是他负责把大家叫醒<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">感谢梅林！
侦探先生感兴趣<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">不是魔法史这门枯燥无味<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">课程。有关于巫师界<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">重大事件，侦探先生早在对角巷居住<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">时候，就已经掌握<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">八九不离十了！上辈子丝毫不擅长文史知识<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">侦探先生还勤奋<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">做了一张人类历史纪年表和巫师历史纪念表对照图．．．．．．
侦探先生那么兴奋<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">原因，只有一个：在讲台上飘来飘去，机械<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">念念有词<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">宾斯教授，这可是活生生<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">灵魂体呢．．．．．．不知道宾斯教授有没有２１克，基本<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">物质构造又是啥．．．．．．
好在侦探先生还算知道尊师重道，没对可怜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">宾斯教授下手，把这位可敬又可怜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">人儿作为实验对象，否则霍格沃兹一时半会儿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">，还真不知道该去哪里再找一位魔法史教授！毕竟现在安下心来研究历史<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">巫师不多了！
于是在回宿舍<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">途中，被侦探先生瞧见正在欺负小巫师<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">皮皮鬼，十分突然地在某一天，消失在了霍格沃兹．．．．．．
被皮皮鬼欺负过<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小动物们除了拍手称快，也会猜猜这个永远不老实永远在吓唬人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">幽灵，到底去哪儿了，大部分人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">答案都比较夸张，也不值一提。至于教授们，虽然幽灵也是霍格沃兹<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">一部分，但是，一个只知道恶作剧<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">幽灵，唔，还真<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">没谁会去特别<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">关注，包括经常就阴谋论了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">邓布利多教授在内．．．．．．
没了皮皮鬼<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">校园好安全，好安静，好温馨．．．．．．
被侦探先生抓住<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">皮皮鬼死不如生．．．．．．【喂！】
在翻倒巷打劫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">日子，侦探先生刚好得了一件“幽灵捕捉器”，有了这件利器<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">帮助，侦探先生关于幽灵研究<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">第一票买卖就旗开得胜，真是可喜可贺．．．．．．
希望梅林保佑皮皮鬼，叫他不要死了再死才好．．．．．．
唔这是魔法史课程引发<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">后续事件，课堂上，还算比较安静，除了偶尔，里德尔小盆友会以问问题<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">方式，接近可怜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">宾斯教授，东戳西摸个不停．．．．．．梅林也不知道这死小孩儿究竟打得什么鬼主意．．．．．．您也保佑宾斯教授一下吧梅林！还有霍格沃兹其他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">幽灵们，好麦？【白胡子梅林：＝ ＝太忙！最近不收保护型业务！】
那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">们再来看看，唔，魔咒课？
魔咒课其实一开始，也挺正常<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">，第一节课，大家都是学习漂浮咒，用一根羽毛练习咒语。
毛病就出在爱显摆<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">弗利维教授从凳子上掉下去<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">那一刻，眼神精准<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">侦探先生实在是太擅长观察人体<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">动作了，一眼就戳穿这个假摔<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">夏洛克一个魔咒挥过去：好吧身高和家养小精灵十分有<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">一拼、体重很轻<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">教授就被漂浮起来了——在可怜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">魔咒课教授还没教给大家漂浮咒<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">时候．．．．．．
好丢脸．．．．．．尖叫一声，被学生“救起”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">弗利维教授从此以后再也没用过这一招．．．．．．
被教授瞄上了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">后果就是，“身手不错、反应灵敏”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">里德尔，连同被殃及<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">花爷一起，被收进了只有高年级小巫师才能参加<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">“决斗队”．．．．．．
曾经<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">决斗冠军想在这里找回自己身为教授<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">尊严，却差点儿吃了一个更大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">亏．．．．．．
这俩死孩子，上辈子在近身格斗上，都不是省油<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">灯！
要不是可怜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">教授仗着自己是成年人，体力和魔力都很充沛，最后<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">下场一定是大败亏输，被一个过肩摔摔到起不来都是轻<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">．．．．．．～～ｏ（＞＿＜）ｏ～～前浪还没老就被差点被拍死在沙滩上，真是没出说理去了嘤嘤嘤！这下子可好，还没报上次<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">仇，脸又都丢到整个学校<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">高年级小巫师那里去了嘤嘤嘤！梅林．．．．．．
作为决斗队不受欢迎<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">学员，两个死孩子被以“年纪太小最好先别上场”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">理由阻止，在决斗台下坐了好几年冷板凳．．．．．．
好吧其实严格说起来，这也没什么大不了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">，在里德尔读书期间，魔咒学习速度最快<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">他，一直是弗立维教授课堂上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">爱徒！课下么，呵呵呵，咱们另说，另说．．．．．．
魔咒课这事儿过去，还有魔药课，哼唔，地窖<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">办公室里，斯拉格霍恩院长苦恼<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">挠着自己已经秃掉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">脑门儿，拍拍自己硕大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">肚皮：自己辞掉魔药学教授，专注于斯莱特林院长职位<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">申请，又被迪佩特校长给驳回来了啊．．．．．．
一想到一年级四个学院每周两节<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">魔药课，斯莱特林院长就头疼牙疼得直嘬牙花子！人生真是晦暗无比看不到尽头啊梅林！
那小鬼头实在是太难搞了梅林！
每次上课都嫌东嫌西：这个实验过时、那个实验实用性不强，这个实验手法太粗糙、那个实验手法根本就是错<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">，这个实验太简单他不屑于做，那个实验哈哈哈简直是幼儿园级别．．．．．．
即便不知道什么叫做幼儿园级别但是那蔑视<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">语气和神情已经说明了一切啊摔！
不十分敢得罪斯莱特林后裔尤其他还被着马尔福家唯一能干<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">继承人护着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">魔药学教授，每次去给一年级上课都会觉得自己<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">人生特苦逼：对斯莱特林后裔越来越盲目崇拜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">斯莱特林小蛇，和那群根本就没长脑子就知道瞎起哄<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小狮子们，完全不顾自己<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">能力！基本上是里德尔说什么，他们就在一旁支持什么！完全就是瞎！起！哄！
改个屁教材啊改！也不瞧瞧<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">们那和胡萝卜一样粗笨<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">爪子，能不能像人家里德尔一样灵活准确快速<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">做出实验来啊摔！还有<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">们那蠢笨<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">空无一物<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">脑袋！里面有没有那么多<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">知识量啊摔！
还有拉文克劳那群书呆和赫奇帕奇那群笨蛋！跟在蛇院和狮院后面起什么哄啊！乖乖<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">课不就好了啊！？
．．．．．．这课真是没法上了，曾经想过把里德尔调到高年级去上魔药课之后发现就连高年级魔药教材也被他鄙视了一遍而高年级小巫师也开始起哄<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">魔药学教授悲哀<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">一捂脸：自己真是老了．．．．．．
每日处理巫师们写来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">关于斯莱特林后裔<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">信件，就已经很疲惫了啊，那些信天天几乎动能填满自己整个办公室啊，这不知道没有那么多人口<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">英国巫师们，是在用多大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">热情写着这些无聊<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">信件啊摔！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">们对这个小妖孽这么热情是干送么呀啊！？
欲哭无泪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">斯拉格霍恩教授坐在办公室里发呆，心里打定主意，下学期要不自己给里德尔签魔药学免修校长必须同意！要不自己就辞！职！！
工作很难干，但是永远没想到自己会辞职<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">教授还有一位：变形课教授邓布利多。
变形课上，夏洛克里德尔同学简直是前所未有<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">乖巧，他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">眼神永远专注<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">盯着邓布利多教授，水汪汪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">黑眼睛里充满了各种神彩——战斗意识高强警惕性超高<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">白巫师经常被他这种“恶狠狠”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">眼神，盯到后脊背发凉浑身发毛！
而且这小心眼儿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">死小孩儿，对可怜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">教授采取了一种十分恶毒<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">作战方式：每次教授演示完毕，下去观察学生实习<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">时候，狡猾<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">夏洛克总是在同学们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">围观下又快又好<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">完成自己<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">变形术，得来小动物们羡慕<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">赞叹声！
但是等到给教授看完成作品或是真正交作业<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">时候。可恶<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">死小孩儿不仅动作慢吞吞，交上去<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">变形物，也总不是那么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">完美。
自然，最后得到<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">分数也不是那么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">高，勉强维持着良好<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">分数线。
见过里德尔变形术有多么完美，却没见到死小孩儿捣鬼<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小蛇们愤愤不平！而同样也看到了里德尔优异<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">变形术<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小狮子们，虽然不好说自己家院长<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">坏话，却也在心里狐疑着：院长怎么这么不公平！？
多么缺德<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">敌死三千，自损八百<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">招数啊侦探先生．．．．．．
花爷对搭档这种无赖型做法，充满深深滴无力感．．．．．．
作者有话要说：咳咳，豆子死了，活活累死了，昨天偷懒的下场，就是今早一大早起来码三章！
我也是能这么勤奋的原来，哼唧，以后要不要这么干呢？
要不要去填填别的坑呢？
听大家的吧？
要一天三更么？【所有的坑在内哦～～】
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">说午餐和晚餐？那自然是要在寝室里甜甜蜜蜜吃特备情侣套餐了呀！【泥垢！】
很快,一个多星期就过去了。所有课程都轮了一圈儿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">侦探先生,和自己<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">好基友在霍格沃兹<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">学习生活，唔，过得基本还算愉快！
除了某些课程上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">一点点小麻烦,哦好吧，到了后来,是基本每节课侦探先生都有点,一点点，小麻烦、小意外，或是,小疑惑．．．．．
咱们从简单<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">课程说起：
侦探先生十分期待<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">飞行课：扫把实在太破了,毫无安全感<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">里德尔小盆友虽然顺利<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">拿起了扫把，但是由于危机意识过强，可怜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">孩子，在飞到半空——真<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">不是很高<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">半空之后，华丽丽<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">恐高了．．．．．．
斯莱特林后裔面色苍白<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">在飞行课上被送进了医疗翼．．．．．．
巫师界没有心理医生，也没有治疗恐高病<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">魔药，可怜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">孩子，只能自己慢慢去适应锻炼了！
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">说侦探先生会退缩，从此再也不踏上飞天扫把一步！？那怎么可能！？
每到课余时间，霍格沃兹城堡后面，人烟稀少<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">操场上，经常能看到两个偷偷摸摸<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小身影，带着新型<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">飞天扫把在练习！不过可怜其中一位<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">高度，永远是脚尖立地不超过二十公分．．．．．．即使有花爷<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">加油鼓励也不管用！
“大概是上辈子从楼上跳下来自杀<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">心理阴影太严重了！”——还不知道那次死亡真相<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">花爷怜惜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">摸摸搭档<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">脑袋：“加油啊夏洛克，比上次提高一厘米啦已经！”说真<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">，您真<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">不是在气人么花爷！？
请相信，总有一天侦探先生会骑着扫把翱翔太空<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">！【喂！】
魔法史课，灵魂状态<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">宾斯教授一讲起课来就像催眠曲。毫无准备之下，在心理医生那里都没睡着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">花爷，舒舒服服<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">在第一堂课上睡着了，不止是他，基本课堂上所有<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小巫师都全军覆灭了！大家一直很香甜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">睡到下课．．．．．．
除了一直紧盯着宾斯教授看个不停，嘴里念念有词，手里写写画画<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">夏洛克侦探，当然，在下课<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">时候，也是他负责把大家叫醒<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">感谢梅林！
侦探先生感兴趣<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">不是魔法史这门枯燥无味<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">课程。有关于巫师界<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">重大事件，侦探先生早在对角巷居住<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">时候，就已经掌握<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">八九不离十了！上辈子丝毫不擅长文史知识<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">侦探先生还勤奋<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">做了一张人类历史纪年表和巫师历史纪念表对照图．．．．．．
侦探先生那么兴奋<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">原因，只有一个：在讲台上飘来飘去，机械<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">念念有词<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">宾斯教授，这可是活生生<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">灵魂体呢．．．．．．不知道宾斯教授有没有２１克，基本<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">物质构造又是啥．．．．．．
好在侦探先生还算知道尊师重道，没对可怜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">宾斯教授下手，把这位可敬又可怜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">人儿作为实验对象，否则霍格沃兹一时半会儿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">，还真不知道该去哪里再找一位魔法史教授！毕竟现在安下心来研究历史<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">巫师不多了！
于是在回宿舍<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">途中，被侦探先生瞧见正在欺负小巫师<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">皮皮鬼，十分突然地在某一天，消失在了霍格沃兹．．．．．．
被皮皮鬼欺负过<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小动物们除了拍手称快，也会猜猜这个永远不老实永远在吓唬人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">幽灵，到底去哪儿了，大部分人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">答案都比较夸张，也不值一提。至于教授们，虽然幽灵也是霍格沃兹<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">一部分，但是，一个只知道恶作剧<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">幽灵，唔，还真<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">没谁会去特别<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">关注，包括经常就阴谋论了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">邓布利多教授在内．．．．．．
没了皮皮鬼<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">校园好安全，好安静，好温馨．．．．．．
被侦探先生抓住<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">皮皮鬼死不如生．．．．．．【喂！】
在翻倒巷打劫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">日子，侦探先生刚好得了一件“幽灵捕捉器”，有了这件利器<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">帮助，侦探先生关于幽灵研究<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">第一票买卖就旗开得胜，真是可喜可贺．．．．．．
希望梅林保佑皮皮鬼，叫他不要死了再死才好．．．．．．
唔这是魔法史课程引发<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">后续事件，课堂上，还算比较安静，除了偶尔，里德尔小盆友会以问问题<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">方式，接近可怜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">宾斯教授，东戳西摸个不停．．．．．．梅林也不知道这死小孩儿究竟打得什么鬼主意．．．．．．您也保佑宾斯教授一下吧梅林！还有霍格沃兹其他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">幽灵们，好麦？【白胡子梅林：＝ ＝太忙！最近不收保护型业务！】
那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">们再来看看，唔，魔咒课？
魔咒课其实一开始，也挺正常<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">，第一节课，大家都是学习漂浮咒，用一根羽毛练习咒语。
毛病就出在爱显摆<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">弗利维教授从凳子上掉下去<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">那一刻，眼神精准<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">侦探先生实在是太擅长观察人体<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">动作了，一眼就戳穿这个假摔<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">夏洛克一个魔咒挥过去：好吧身高和家养小精灵十分有<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">一拼、体重很轻<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">教授就被漂浮起来了——在可怜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">魔咒课教授还没教给大家漂浮咒<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">时候．．．．．．
好丢脸．．．．．．尖叫一声，被学生“救起”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">弗利维教授从此以后再也没用过这一招．．．．．．
被教授瞄上了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">后果就是，“身手不错、反应灵敏”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">里德尔，连同被殃及<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">花爷一起，被收进了只有高年级小巫师才能参加<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">“决斗队”．．．．．．
曾经<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">决斗冠军想在这里找回自己身为教授<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">尊严，却差点儿吃了一个更大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">亏．．．．．．
这俩死孩子，上辈子在近身格斗上，都不是省油<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">灯！
要不是可怜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">教授仗着自己是成年人，体力和魔力都很充沛，最后<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">下场一定是大败亏输，被一个过肩摔摔到起不来都是轻<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">．．．．．．～～ｏ（＞＿＜）ｏ～～前浪还没老就被差点被拍死在沙滩上，真是没出说理去了嘤嘤嘤！这下子可好，还没报上次<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">仇，脸又都丢到整个学校<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">高年级小巫师那里去了嘤嘤嘤！梅林．．．．．．
作为决斗队不受欢迎<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">学员，两个死孩子被以“年纪太小最好先别上场”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">理由阻止，在决斗台下坐了好几年冷板凳．．．．．．
好吧其实严格说起来，这也没什么大不了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">，在里德尔读书期间，魔咒学习速度最快<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">他，一直是弗立维教授课堂上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">爱徒！课下么，呵呵呵，咱们另说，另说．．．．．．
魔咒课这事儿过去，还有魔药课，哼唔，地窖<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">办公室里，斯拉格霍恩院长苦恼<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">挠着自己已经秃掉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">脑门儿，拍拍自己硕大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">肚皮：自己辞掉魔药学教授，专注于斯莱特林院长职位<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">申请，又被迪佩特校长给驳回来了啊．．．．．．
一想到一年级四个学院每周两节<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">魔药课，斯莱特林院长就头疼牙疼得直嘬牙花子！人生真是晦暗无比看不到尽头啊梅林！
那小鬼头实在是太难搞了梅林！
每次上课都嫌东嫌西：这个实验过时、那个实验实用性不强，这个实验手法太粗糙、那个实验手法根本就是错<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">，这个实验太简单他不屑于做，那个实验哈哈哈简直是幼儿园级别．．．．．．
即便不知道什么叫做幼儿园级别但是那蔑视<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">语气和神情已经说明了一切啊摔！
不十分敢得罪斯莱特林后裔尤其他还被着马尔福家唯一能干<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">继承人护着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">魔药学教授，每次去给一年级上课都会觉得自己<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">人生特苦逼：对斯莱特林后裔越来越盲目崇拜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">斯莱特林小蛇，和那群根本就没长脑子就知道瞎起哄<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小狮子们，完全不顾自己<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">能力！基本上是里德尔说什么，他们就在一旁支持什么！完全就是瞎！起！哄！
改个屁教材啊改！也不瞧瞧<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">们那和胡萝卜一样粗笨<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">爪子，能不能像人家里德尔一样灵活准确快速<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">做出实验来啊摔！还有<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">们那蠢笨<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">空无一物<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">脑袋！里面有没有那么多<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">知识量啊摔！
还有拉文克劳那群书呆和赫奇帕奇那群笨蛋！跟在蛇院和狮院后面起什么哄啊！乖乖<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">课不就好了啊！？
．．．．．．这课真是没法上了，曾经想过把里德尔调到高年级去上魔药课之后发现就连高年级魔药教材也被他鄙视了一遍而高年级小巫师也开始起哄<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">魔药学教授悲哀<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">一捂脸：自己真是老了．．．．．．
每日处理巫师们写来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">关于斯莱特林后裔<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">信件，就已经很疲惫了啊，那些信天天几乎动能填满自己整个办公室啊，这不知道没有那么多人口<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">英国巫师们，是在用多大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">热情写着这些无聊<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">信件啊摔！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">们对这个小妖孽这么热情是干送么呀啊！？
欲哭无泪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">斯拉格霍恩教授坐在办公室里发呆，心里打定主意，下学期要不自己给里德尔签魔药学免修校长必须同意！要不自己就辞！职！！
工作很难干，但是永远没想到自己会辞职<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">教授还有一位：变形课教授邓布利多。
变形课上，夏洛克里德尔同学简直是前所未有<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">乖巧，他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">眼神永远专注<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">盯着邓布利多教授，水汪汪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">黑眼睛里充满了各种神彩——战斗意识高强警惕性超高<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">白巫师经常被他这种“恶狠狠”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">眼神，盯到后脊背发凉浑身发毛！
而且这小心眼儿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">死小孩儿，对可怜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">教授采取了一种十分恶毒<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">作战方式：每次教授演示完毕，下去观察学生实习<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">时候，狡猾<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">夏洛克总是在同学们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">围观下又快又好<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">完成自己<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">变形术，得来小动物们羡慕<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">赞叹声！
但是等到给教授看完成作品或是真正交作业<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">时候。可恶<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">死小孩儿不仅动作慢吞吞，交上去<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">变形物，也总不是那么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">完美。
自然，最后得到<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">分数也不是那么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">高，勉强维持着良好<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">分数线。
见过里德尔变形术有多么完美，却没见到死小孩儿捣鬼<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小蛇们愤愤不平！而同样也看到了里德尔优异<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">变形术<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小狮子们，虽然不好说自己家院长<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">坏话，却也在心里狐疑着：院长怎么这么不公平！？
多么缺德<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">敌死三千，自损八百<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">招数啊侦探先生．．．．．．
花爷对搭档这种无赖型做法，充满深深滴无力感．．．．．．
作者有话要说：咳咳，豆子死了，活活累死了，昨天偷懒的下场，就是今早一大早起来码三章！
我也是能这么勤奋的原来，哼唧，以后要不要这么干呢？
要不要去填填别的坑呢？
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