正文 22伤心的夏洛克！？
医疗翼闹剧<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">后续,不是阿布大战夏洛克啊,夏洛克大战阿布地一直打到第二天一早,而是马尔福小少爷做贼一般地偷偷溜出去,拿了庞弗雷夫人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">好些外伤药，两个小男儿狼狈不堪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">坐在病床上，嘶嘶啦啦<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">倒抽着冷气,互相给对方上药——治疗魔法什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">，太高深,俩人谁也不会！
夏洛克<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">脸青青肿肿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">,像调色板一样好看【喂！】。
死孩子一脸委屈，百般控诉地看着对面伤势绝对较轻<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">那一个：下手一点儿都不留情哼！认出<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">来了都不直接告诉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">哼！做了巫师便狡猾了哼！小心眼儿哼！
花爷<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">脸上只有一个表情：活！该！
～～ｏ（＞＿＜）ｏ～～坏银！
擦完药，伤口和淤青在慢慢<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">恢复了,坐直了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">花爷坏心眼儿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">摸了摸夏洛克<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">脑瓜顶：矮！冬！瓜！
在侦探即将暴走<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">时候,体贴<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">花爷温和<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">笑笑：“饿不饿？叫小精灵再送点儿晚餐来吧？”
咕噜．．．．．．早餐也没吃什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">侦探<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">胃很给面子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">一起赞同起来。
侦探先生<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">脸色又糗又好看，哼！扭头！侧躺给背影！
啧啧，一点儿没变<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小孩子脾气！早就出了胸中一口恶气<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">花爷无奈<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">摇摇头。
转身瞧着一地<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">狼藉，不打算再浪费体力和魔力使用魔法<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">马尔福少爷伸出一根手指挠了挠铂金色<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">头发，试着打响了手指——这是在家里召唤家养小精灵<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">方法，不知道在霍格沃兹好不好用．．．．．．
马尔福小少爷很快就放下了心，一阵爆裂声响过，一个穿着干干净净<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">茶几套<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小精灵出现在病房里，恭恭敬敬<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">问道：“请问有什么吩咐！”
还没等花爷开口，那箱里，被爆裂声和小精灵<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">尖嗓子吸引着转过头来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">夏洛克再次一个挺身从床上跳了起来，魔杖在手里举得笔直：“这！是！啥！”
噗，瞧瞧，连惊带吓<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">一着急，连小时候在伦敦乡下学<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">土语都冒出来了，肚子里几乎笑裂<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">花爷一本正经状：“家养小精灵啊夏洛克，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">们在大厅吃<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">早餐，寝室<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">卫生什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">，都是它们在做啊。它们很勤快<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">，又忠心，魔法又强大！”就是长得，无法直视了一点儿，反正是绝对不符合马尔福家和华生家<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">审美就是了．．．．．．
不愧是见过大场面<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">，霍格沃兹家养小精灵在听到小巫师<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">表扬<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">时候，没有用脑袋撞墙，也没有歇斯底里<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">大喊大叫，而是相当克制<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">用鞠躬表示了感谢。
如果忽视它那颤抖<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">身体，扭来扭去<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">手指，还有哆哆嗦嗦<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">语调，和眼泪汪汪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">大眼睛，唔，真是个十分淡定<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小精灵呢，身为挑剔<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">马尔福<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">花爷，满意<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">摸了摸下巴！
可是站在床上做雕像<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">侦探先生相当不满意！他几乎发出悲痛欲绝<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">尖叫：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">管这个．．．．．．【丑东西】，叫精灵！？”夏洛克还是强忍着把那个略微侮辱人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">字眼儿，吞回了肚子里，毕竟当事人还在眼前呢不是！
花爷迅速<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">一挥手，对相当不安<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">家养小精灵吩咐道：“地上和床上打扫一下，然后给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">们送两份晚餐，要快！”
一个华丽<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">大杀招过去【大雾！】，刚才被两个暴躁<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小男孩儿折腾得乱七八糟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">病房一下子便整洁一新了，被里德尔嫌弃<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">家养小精灵发出巨大地爆裂声，不见了。
花爷再次爬上床，拽下还笔直地站在被子上，拿着魔杖气呼呼乱挥<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">夏洛克，示意他坐下盖上被子。
孩子气<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">侦探先生又快哭粗来了，满眼泪花儿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">和搭档控诉：“那么．．．．．．呃．．．．．．啊！？是不是！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">怎么能叫他小精灵！”
嘤嘤嘤，难过到手臂乱挥<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">侦探先生有点儿语无伦次，不是该是个美轮美奂拿着魔杖闪闪发光波凌波凌<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小美女麦！？最差也该是个可爱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小王子造型！这个皮肤皱巴巴眼睛球大耳朵尖尖<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">丑八怪！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">叫他精灵！？骗鬼啊！！
噗．．．．．．看着重生后身体年龄变小，大概心理年龄也变小<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">夏洛克这一脸委屈又炸毛<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">表情，花爷十分不给面子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">笑出来了！
“巫师这里<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">家养小精灵，就是这个样子啊，据说是某个炼金前辈实验失败<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">产物，虽然魔力强大，但是却不能对巫师造成伤害．．．．．．”等到晚餐被送来，安抚了再次炸毛<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">侦探先生，花爷一边吃着晚餐，一边很好心<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">巴拉巴拉地给夏洛克讲着家养小精灵<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">由来。
一听说这么个丑东西，竟然还十分珍贵，还只有少数贵族家里和霍格沃兹里有，侦探先生不屑地用鼻子“哼唔”了一声：才不稀罕！
由于现实和期望值差距过大，玻璃心碎成粉末状<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">侦探先生果断<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">抛弃了养个家养小精灵<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">念头，即便它们魔力强大，用处超多！太丑了真是．．．．．．要是看过一般状态下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">家养小精灵，您更会崩溃<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">侦探先生！
狼吞虎咽<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">吃完晚饭，敲敲餐盘边儿，餐具便被干干净净<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">收走了，肚皮溜圆<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">两只摊手摊脚<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">躺在病床上，突然一起扭过头来，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">打<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">一下，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">打<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">一下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">，忽而又一起笑了起来．．．．．．
心里仿佛有一大朵儿花盛开<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">侦探先生抱着肚子笑得不能自已：哦上帝！救命！吃太饱笑得快吐了．．．．．．【喂！】
窝在病床上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">两个小巫师，头碰头<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">叽叽咕咕<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">说着悄悄话儿，似乎想把自己这几年来所有<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">经历都在这片刻<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">功夫里讲完告诉对方！除了这个，花爷更是想和夏洛克说说早晨他在医疗翼里清醒之后听来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">情报．．．．．．
晚饭后来查房<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">庞弗雷夫人站在病房外，看到<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">就是一副孩子们头碰头熟睡<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">温馨画面，没有进去打搅两个小巫师<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">好眠，医疗翼女王静悄悄<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">退了出去，丝毫没有发现这两个小鬼头根本就没睡刚才还打了一架<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">事实．．．．．．
第二天一早，活蹦乱跳<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小家伙儿们起床后，愁眉苦脸<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">被按着灌下了又一顿魔力恢复剂和魔力稳定剂，被古怪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">药剂弄得呲牙咧嘴！里德尔还额外<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">多了一大瓶营养药剂——庞弗雷夫人在检查<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">时候发现这孩子小时候绝对营养不良，虽然这几年情况好了一些，但底子还不是很好！
花爷在幸灾乐祸<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">看着搭档猛灌魔药<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">时候，也被女王陛下派遣了一个任务：好好<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">看着里德尔按时吃饭、别挑食别偏食，另外周末要回来复检一次！——对于一遇到谜题就习惯性不吃饭以防大脑思维迟钝<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">夏洛克来说，这个任务很难完成好么！花爷也开始愁眉苦脸．．．．．．
不过也没时间给两人发愁啦，阿布和夏洛克手拉手跑回了地窖，洗了个战斗澡，收拾了书包，又气喘吁吁<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">直奔大厅：昨天就没去上课，今天可别再迟到！
好歹为了能在霍格沃兹把探险和侦探事业进行下去，基本出席率和成绩还是要保证<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">吧！？要不被开除就惨了——马尔福少爷昨天这么和不大想去上课而是想去寻找密室<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">搭档这么说道！
唔，这话还是有道理<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">．．．．．．况且翻翻课表，有些课程还是很有意思<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">——向来固执<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">侦探先生难得<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">听人劝了一回。
昨天斯莱特林上午要和格兰芬多一起上课，两个学院<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">孩子们都没看见“八卦中心人物”，趁着教授不注意交流起信息都没那么兴奋了。一些和马尔福关系不错<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小巫师都有些担心起来，纷纷猜测这两个一起失踪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">室友到底发生了什么，竟然开学第一天就敢不上课！
有些胆大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小蛇鼓起勇气去问了自家院长，斯拉格霍恩那个老滑头只是笑眯眯<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">看着他们，却什么也没说。
格兰芬多们知道了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">消息，基本上就代表全校都知道了！里德尔<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">八卦了在霍格沃兹满天飞，至于他为什么和马尔福家<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小王子一起缺席了第一天<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">课程，更在之后被谣传得相当离谱，要不是邓布利多教授<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">脸色实在难看，在格兰芬多<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">变形课上，就真有鲁莽<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小狮子去问了！
今早一看见马尔福和里德尔“手！拉！手！”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">一起出现在大厅，浑身上下基本完好无损，精神状态还算饱满，唔，小动物们立刻沸腾起来：有情况啊有情况！
大家热络<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">和马尔福打着招呼，眼神里闪着诡秘<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">光芒，斯莱特林<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小蛇们则冲上来几个急性子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">，急急忙忙<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">把人从大门处拉走了！
到了自家<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">地盘再开始审讯！小蛇们可鬼着呢！
早就被自家油画里<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">长辈训练出来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">马尔福熟练地应对着眼前<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">混乱，顺便护着身后那个社交低能<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">炸药包！
炸药包脸很黑，心情很不愉快：竟然跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">抢搭档哼！
夏洛克独占欲是很强<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">，华生是他唯一<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">朋友，上辈子这个孩子气<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">家伙就看不上华生<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">女友，各种挑剔，花爷第一次约会他要跟着搅合搅合，在人家新女友面前吐人家前女友<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">槽！还好那时候华生社交面也窄，基本没什么朋友，这个独占欲极强<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小混蛋才没过分暴露！
但是这辈子，不得不说马尔福<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">社交面实在太广大啦！
咬牙切齿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">看着和人谈笑风生<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">花爷，颇觉不爽<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">夏洛克潜意识<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">发誓：既然再次相逢，他们还有着共同<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">过去，约翰这辈子就是他自己一个人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">！！
谁想和他争夺约翰<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">注意力，谁就得做好挨整<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">准备哼！
作者有话要说：喵！？这章，这章请不要克妻的抽打我吧～～～
夏洛克<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">脸青青肿肿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">,像调色板一样好看【喂！】。
死孩子一脸委屈，百般控诉地看着对面伤势绝对较轻<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">那一个：下手一点儿都不留情哼！认出<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">来了都不直接告诉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">哼！做了巫师便狡猾了哼！小心眼儿哼！
花爷<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">脸上只有一个表情：活！该！
～～ｏ（＞＿＜）ｏ～～坏银！
擦完药，伤口和淤青在慢慢<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">恢复了,坐直了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">花爷坏心眼儿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">摸了摸夏洛克<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">脑瓜顶：矮！冬！瓜！
在侦探即将暴走<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">时候,体贴<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">花爷温和<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">笑笑：“饿不饿？叫小精灵再送点儿晚餐来吧？”
咕噜．．．．．．早餐也没吃什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">侦探<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">胃很给面子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">一起赞同起来。
侦探先生<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">脸色又糗又好看，哼！扭头！侧躺给背影！
啧啧，一点儿没变<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小孩子脾气！早就出了胸中一口恶气<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">花爷无奈<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">摇摇头。
转身瞧着一地<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">狼藉，不打算再浪费体力和魔力使用魔法<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">马尔福少爷伸出一根手指挠了挠铂金色<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">头发，试着打响了手指——这是在家里召唤家养小精灵<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">方法，不知道在霍格沃兹好不好用．．．．．．
马尔福小少爷很快就放下了心，一阵爆裂声响过，一个穿着干干净净<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">茶几套<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小精灵出现在病房里，恭恭敬敬<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">问道：“请问有什么吩咐！”
还没等花爷开口，那箱里，被爆裂声和小精灵<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">尖嗓子吸引着转过头来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">夏洛克再次一个挺身从床上跳了起来，魔杖在手里举得笔直：“这！是！啥！”
噗，瞧瞧，连惊带吓<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">一着急，连小时候在伦敦乡下学<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">土语都冒出来了，肚子里几乎笑裂<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">花爷一本正经状：“家养小精灵啊夏洛克，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">们在大厅吃<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">早餐，寝室<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">卫生什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">，都是它们在做啊。它们很勤快<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">，又忠心，魔法又强大！”就是长得，无法直视了一点儿，反正是绝对不符合马尔福家和华生家<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">审美就是了．．．．．．
不愧是见过大场面<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">，霍格沃兹家养小精灵在听到小巫师<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">表扬<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">时候，没有用脑袋撞墙，也没有歇斯底里<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">大喊大叫，而是相当克制<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">用鞠躬表示了感谢。
如果忽视它那颤抖<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">身体，扭来扭去<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">手指，还有哆哆嗦嗦<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">语调，和眼泪汪汪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">大眼睛，唔，真是个十分淡定<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小精灵呢，身为挑剔<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">马尔福<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">花爷，满意<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">摸了摸下巴！
可是站在床上做雕像<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">侦探先生相当不满意！他几乎发出悲痛欲绝<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">尖叫：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">管这个．．．．．．【丑东西】，叫精灵！？”夏洛克还是强忍着把那个略微侮辱人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">字眼儿，吞回了肚子里，毕竟当事人还在眼前呢不是！
花爷迅速<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">一挥手，对相当不安<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">家养小精灵吩咐道：“地上和床上打扫一下，然后给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">们送两份晚餐，要快！”
一个华丽<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">大杀招过去【大雾！】，刚才被两个暴躁<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小男孩儿折腾得乱七八糟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">病房一下子便整洁一新了，被里德尔嫌弃<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">家养小精灵发出巨大地爆裂声，不见了。
花爷再次爬上床，拽下还笔直地站在被子上，拿着魔杖气呼呼乱挥<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">夏洛克，示意他坐下盖上被子。
孩子气<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">侦探先生又快哭粗来了，满眼泪花儿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">和搭档控诉：“那么．．．．．．呃．．．．．．啊！？是不是！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">怎么能叫他小精灵！”
嘤嘤嘤，难过到手臂乱挥<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">侦探先生有点儿语无伦次，不是该是个美轮美奂拿着魔杖闪闪发光波凌波凌<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小美女麦！？最差也该是个可爱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小王子造型！这个皮肤皱巴巴眼睛球大耳朵尖尖<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">丑八怪！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">叫他精灵！？骗鬼啊！！
噗．．．．．．看着重生后身体年龄变小，大概心理年龄也变小<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">夏洛克这一脸委屈又炸毛<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">表情，花爷十分不给面子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">笑出来了！
“巫师这里<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">家养小精灵，就是这个样子啊，据说是某个炼金前辈实验失败<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">产物，虽然魔力强大，但是却不能对巫师造成伤害．．．．．．”等到晚餐被送来，安抚了再次炸毛<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">侦探先生，花爷一边吃着晚餐，一边很好心<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">巴拉巴拉地给夏洛克讲着家养小精灵<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">由来。
一听说这么个丑东西，竟然还十分珍贵，还只有少数贵族家里和霍格沃兹里有，侦探先生不屑地用鼻子“哼唔”了一声：才不稀罕！
由于现实和期望值差距过大，玻璃心碎成粉末状<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">侦探先生果断<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">抛弃了养个家养小精灵<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">念头，即便它们魔力强大，用处超多！太丑了真是．．．．．．要是看过一般状态下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">家养小精灵，您更会崩溃<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">侦探先生！
狼吞虎咽<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">吃完晚饭，敲敲餐盘边儿，餐具便被干干净净<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">收走了，肚皮溜圆<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">两只摊手摊脚<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">躺在病床上，突然一起扭过头来，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">打<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">一下，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">打<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">一下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">，忽而又一起笑了起来．．．．．．
心里仿佛有一大朵儿花盛开<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">侦探先生抱着肚子笑得不能自已：哦上帝！救命！吃太饱笑得快吐了．．．．．．【喂！】
窝在病床上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">两个小巫师，头碰头<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">叽叽咕咕<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">说着悄悄话儿，似乎想把自己这几年来所有<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">经历都在这片刻<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">功夫里讲完告诉对方！除了这个，花爷更是想和夏洛克说说早晨他在医疗翼里清醒之后听来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">情报．．．．．．
晚饭后来查房<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">庞弗雷夫人站在病房外，看到<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">就是一副孩子们头碰头熟睡<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">温馨画面，没有进去打搅两个小巫师<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">好眠，医疗翼女王静悄悄<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">退了出去，丝毫没有发现这两个小鬼头根本就没睡刚才还打了一架<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">事实．．．．．．
第二天一早，活蹦乱跳<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小家伙儿们起床后，愁眉苦脸<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">被按着灌下了又一顿魔力恢复剂和魔力稳定剂，被古怪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">药剂弄得呲牙咧嘴！里德尔还额外<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">多了一大瓶营养药剂——庞弗雷夫人在检查<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">时候发现这孩子小时候绝对营养不良，虽然这几年情况好了一些，但底子还不是很好！
花爷在幸灾乐祸<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">看着搭档猛灌魔药<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">时候，也被女王陛下派遣了一个任务：好好<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">看着里德尔按时吃饭、别挑食别偏食，另外周末要回来复检一次！——对于一遇到谜题就习惯性不吃饭以防大脑思维迟钝<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">夏洛克来说，这个任务很难完成好么！花爷也开始愁眉苦脸．．．．．．
不过也没时间给两人发愁啦，阿布和夏洛克手拉手跑回了地窖，洗了个战斗澡，收拾了书包，又气喘吁吁<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">直奔大厅：昨天就没去上课，今天可别再迟到！
好歹为了能在霍格沃兹把探险和侦探事业进行下去，基本出席率和成绩还是要保证<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">吧！？要不被开除就惨了——马尔福少爷昨天这么和不大想去上课而是想去寻找密室<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">搭档这么说道！
唔，这话还是有道理<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">．．．．．．况且翻翻课表，有些课程还是很有意思<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">——向来固执<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">侦探先生难得<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">听人劝了一回。
昨天斯莱特林上午要和格兰芬多一起上课，两个学院<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">孩子们都没看见“八卦中心人物”，趁着教授不注意交流起信息都没那么兴奋了。一些和马尔福关系不错<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小巫师都有些担心起来，纷纷猜测这两个一起失踪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">室友到底发生了什么，竟然开学第一天就敢不上课！
有些胆大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小蛇鼓起勇气去问了自家院长，斯拉格霍恩那个老滑头只是笑眯眯<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">看着他们，却什么也没说。
格兰芬多们知道了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">消息，基本上就代表全校都知道了！里德尔<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">八卦了在霍格沃兹满天飞，至于他为什么和马尔福家<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小王子一起缺席了第一天<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">课程，更在之后被谣传得相当离谱，要不是邓布利多教授<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">脸色实在难看，在格兰芬多<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">变形课上，就真有鲁莽<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小狮子去问了！
今早一看见马尔福和里德尔“手！拉！手！”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">一起出现在大厅，浑身上下基本完好无损，精神状态还算饱满，唔，小动物们立刻沸腾起来：有情况啊有情况！
大家热络<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">和马尔福打着招呼，眼神里闪着诡秘<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">光芒，斯莱特林<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小蛇们则冲上来几个急性子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">，急急忙忙<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">把人从大门处拉走了！
到了自家<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">地盘再开始审讯！小蛇们可鬼着呢！
早就被自家油画里<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">长辈训练出来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">马尔福熟练地应对着眼前<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">混乱，顺便护着身后那个社交低能<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">炸药包！
炸药包脸很黑，心情很不愉快：竟然跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">抢搭档哼！
夏洛克独占欲是很强<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">，华生是他唯一<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">朋友，上辈子这个孩子气<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">家伙就看不上华生<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">女友，各种挑剔，花爷第一次约会他要跟着搅合搅合，在人家新女友面前吐人家前女友<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">槽！还好那时候华生社交面也窄，基本没什么朋友，这个独占欲极强<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">小混蛋才没过分暴露！
但是这辈子，不得不说马尔福<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">社交面实在太广大啦！
咬牙切齿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">看着和人谈笑风生<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">花爷，颇觉不爽<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">夏洛克潜意识<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">发誓：既然再次相逢，他们还有着共同<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">过去，约翰这辈子就是他自己一个人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">！！
谁想和他争夺约翰<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">注意力，谁就得做好挨整<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comca1320c17d">准备哼！
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