正文 50调教（中）
威尔莫特一愣，别开脸道：“要改造别<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">之前先看看自己是什么德行吧。”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">怎么了？”夏总低头看了看自己,没发现任何不妥,随即又将疑惑的眼神投向刘星，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">什么德行？”
“嗯？还好啊,不四挺憎藏的？”刘星边刷牙边回道,一大坨口水滴<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">了木质的地板上。
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">要想<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">洗漱台之外的地方刷牙麻烦用东西兜着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">的口水好吗亲？”夏总的视线顺着刘星嘴边滴滴答答的泡沫落到地面上。
刘星停下了手中的动作,咧开嘴就是一阵傻笑：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">要看戏，等会<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">擦地。”
“好吧，擦地就原谅<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">，”夏总说完,才看回了威尔莫特所<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">的方向，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">什么德行？”
威尔莫特就像指南针一样打死不看夏总：“不知羞耻。”
“噗！”刘星一口泡沫喷洒得纷纷扬扬,“咳、咳咳……哈哈哈哈……咳、呕……”
相较刘星的激动,夏总倒显得很淡定，他重新审视了一遍自己只围了一条浴巾<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">下半身的装束，依旧不明所以：“大家都是男<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">，看一下胸部怎么了，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">又没有小馒头。”
威尔莫特无言地瞪了夏总一眼。
夏总顿时恍然大悟做出娇羞状：“哎呀，难道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">要<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">把浴巾围<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">上半身？”
“……”
夏总摸下巴作思考状：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">是无所谓，可是遮住小馒头了小鸟就出来了……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">能不能全脱了？”
威尔莫特皱起眉头：“不要脸！不要告诉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">不知道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">国允许同性婚姻！”
“允许那又怎么了？那只能说明<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">们政策开明，又不能说明全国都是同性恋，这个异性恋满地抓的世界哪来那么多同性恋？<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">至于看一下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">的胸部就把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">骂成□吗？”夏总双手抱胸，眉毛挑的老高，“再说，刚才<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">冲进浴室的时候就已经把哥看光了，还看了好几次，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">自己说说是谁不要脸？”
威尔莫特怒吼道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">又不是故意的！谁让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">不锁门？”
夏总迷茫地歪了脑袋：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">一个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">住锁什么门？”
威尔莫特朝刘星一指，理直气壮地回道：“他不是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">吗？”
“本王的爱妃才不会做出随便闯<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">浴室这种没家教的事，是吧？”说完，夏总打了个响指，自信满满地抬起了下巴，仿佛不需要回头也知道刘星的答案一样。
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">游戏里受了好长一段时间气的刘星也仗着威尔莫特知道他脑震荡，幸灾乐祸地点着头：“四啊四啊，陛下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">很有家教的，闯浴室森么的最讨厌了！”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">们……”威尔莫特气结，指着他们俩半天说不出一句完整的话来。
“爱妃，先专心漱口好吗？本王听<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">说话蛋疼，”夏总挥了挥手让刘星赶紧滚，注意力又放回了小莫身上，“其实……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">很想看的对吧？<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">懂的，就是那种想看但是又不敢看得太明显的感觉吧，嗯嗯。”
威尔莫特愣了好一会儿才反应过来夏总暗指的是什么，随即反驳道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">没有！”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">真的懂<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">放心，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">不会跟任何<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">说的……”夏总点了两下头后，忽然神色一变，抿嘴压下巴冲威尔莫特眨巴了几下眼睛，用手遮住了自己胸前的两点，“其实<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">不介意的，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">过来吧，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">家让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">看<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">的小馒头就是了，不要生气，好吗？”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">才想看小馒头！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">……”威尔莫特原本还打算说什么，视线却被夏总开始有些松垮的浴巾吸引，脸红着扭头，不肯再说也不肯再看。
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">其实挺好奇的……”夏总收起了不正经的表情，摸着下巴观察着威尔莫特，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">对别<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">都挺正常的，别<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">冷嘲热讽<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">撑死了就摆出一副苦逼脸，为什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">开<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">几句玩笑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">就受不了？”
威尔莫特气鼓鼓地回道：“别<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">没<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">那么无耻！”
“好吧，这点<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">承认，那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">就问<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">个问题吧，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">想不想得到<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">那个酷霸狂拽冷叼老爸的认同了？”
一听到这个，威尔莫特就浑身一僵，目光开始闪烁：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">懂什么……不用<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">管！”
夏总侧头看了一眼已经从浴室走出来的刘星，才回道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">懂啊，至少作为旁观者比<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">这个当局者要看得清。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">小时候喜欢<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">老爸是一回事，现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">喜不喜欢又是另一回事，但如果<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">希望他正视<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">就必须要获得他的认同。”
“不用<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">也知道。”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">想也是，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">找刘星来帮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">大概就是想证明给他看吧？”夏总故意停顿了一会儿，却等不到威尔莫特的反应，只好继续说道：“事实证明，只有工作上的成功显然是不够的，很多事<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">太欠考虑，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">老爸那种商场打滚了几十年的老狐狸眼里就是一个字：嫩。”
威尔莫特犹豫了一会儿，最终还是看向了夏总。
“有兴趣了？”夏总露出璀璨的微笑，“说实话，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">挺喜欢<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">的。”
威尔莫特脸上刚褪下去的红色又慢慢爬回了他白皙的脸上：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">……怎么能当着刘星的面说这种话？”
“哪种话？喜欢？为什么不能<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">他面前……噢——”夏总忽然了然地拉长了尾音，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">怎么这么不纯洁？<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">跟他要是那种关系早就是了，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">一起也会承认，不会遮遮掩掩，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">想太多。”
刘星<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">一旁附和着点头，威尔莫特沉默不语，只是脸上的红晕越发明显。
“而且……”夏总忽然坏笑起来，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">喜欢<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">的原因……只是单纯觉得欺负<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">有意思，从来没见过一个那么容易被激怒的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">，想试试<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">的底线到底<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">哪里而已，所以……大概跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">想的那种也有出入？”
“……”
“于是……给个准话吧，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">的提议<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">是接受还是不接受？”
沉默了很久后，威尔莫特才轻声问道：“如果照<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">说的去做……真的……真的可以？”
夏总两手一摊无奈地回道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">害<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">真的没有钱拿。”
刘星趁热打铁附和道：“跟他混，有肉吃。”
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">刘星和夏总两<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">长达一分钟的“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">无害”无辜眼神攻击下，威尔莫特终于艰难地点下了头。
“好吧，那开始了，首先要做到的第一件事就是笑。”
威尔莫特一头雾水：“为什么？”
夏总用怜悯的目光看着威尔莫特：“这<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">都不懂？伸手不打笑脸<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">啊亲，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">看<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">，每天脸上都怒放着一朵美丽的野菊，简直就是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">见<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">爱花见花开啊有木有？”
威尔莫特诚实地摇头：“木有，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">想揍<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">的心情比爱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">多了不止一点点。”
一说到这个，刘星立刻当起了墙头草，倒戈到威尔莫特的阵营：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">欠揍，公认的。”
夏总笑眯眯地回道：“能气死<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">也是一种才能啊，难道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">就不想有朝一日能气死<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">？”
威尔莫特想也没想就回道：“想。”
“那就别废话，先来给哥笑一个看看。”
威尔莫特并不是不会笑，只是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">被两个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">盯着看的情况下，还要笑得自然就有些高难度了。他先是扯起了左边的嘴角，左脸跟着皱了起来，随后勾起了右边的嘴角，用力地眯着眼，想要制造出夏总笑起来时那种月牙眼的效果。
出乎意料的是，这个怎么想都知道是非常僵硬的笑容，竟然得到了夏总的掌声。
“挺不错的，很有感觉。”
刘星苦逼地看着同样苦逼的威尔莫特：“哪个部分有感觉了？”
夏总接着鼓掌：“感觉像正<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">做复建的面瘫，还是恢复得很好的那种。”
“……”
夏总又鼓励威尔莫特道：“换、个、姿、势、再、来、一、次。”
“……”
显然，第二次的笑容展示并没有得到夏老师的认同。
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">裤子都脱了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">看这个？”
威尔莫特略幽怨地看着夏总：“……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">本来就没穿裤子。”
“好吧，可<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">这样不行啊，笑得比哭都难看，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">要朝向日菊的方向再努力努力。”
刘星鄙夷地横了夏总一眼：“是向日葵吧……”
“不，就是向日菊，”夏总斩钉截铁地回道，随即声情并茂抑扬顿挫地张开了双臂作陶醉状，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">要想象<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">就是那株<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">高山雪岭上随风摇曳□怒放的向日菊，浑身散发着不输给任何<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">的活力和朝气，这才是自然的笑，懂吗？”
“……不懂。”
“来，看哥！”夏总将两根食指戳到了自己脸颊上，给威尔莫特示范了一遍浅笑、微笑、笑弯眼的微笑、露齿笑、轻声笑、大笑、爆笑的正确使用方式，“别的不说，至少微笑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">得练到炉火纯青的地步。”
“……”
看着面无表情的的威尔莫特，刘星小声地问道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">说他是不是刺激不够？”
“这个好办啊，”夏总一拍手，三步并作两步走进了房间，出来时手上多了一面镜子，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">对着它练习，这样<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">能清楚地知道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">是便秘第几天的状态。”
“……”
威尔莫特接过镜子，将镜子怒摔<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">了沙发上。
夏总一皱脸，冲刘星做了个抹脖子的动作。
刘星立刻心领神会地走到了威尔莫特面前，对着他的脑袋抬手就是一拖鞋。
“……”
对上了威尔莫特“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">怎么敢打<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">”的愤怒目光，刘星立刻双目放空眼神发直：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">的大脑被抖S星<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">控制了。”
“哎呀，这可不好，让本王扶爱妃回房歇息吧。”夏总换上了严肃的表情，向前走了几步伸手想去搀扶刘星。
威尔莫特见机伸出了脚。
夏总果不其然摔了个狗□。
威尔莫特笑得无邪：“不好意思，腿太长。”
“……”
作者有话要说：我啥也不说了(⊙_⊙)脑袋一片空白，之后慢慢改
希望大家看得开心O(∩_∩)O
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">怎么了？”夏总低头看了看自己,没发现任何不妥,随即又将疑惑的眼神投向刘星，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">什么德行？”
“嗯？还好啊,不四挺憎藏的？”刘星边刷牙边回道,一大坨口水滴<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">了木质的地板上。
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">要想<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">洗漱台之外的地方刷牙麻烦用东西兜着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">的口水好吗亲？”夏总的视线顺着刘星嘴边滴滴答答的泡沫落到地面上。
刘星停下了手中的动作,咧开嘴就是一阵傻笑：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">要看戏，等会<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">擦地。”
“好吧，擦地就原谅<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">，”夏总说完,才看回了威尔莫特所<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">的方向，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">什么德行？”
威尔莫特就像指南针一样打死不看夏总：“不知羞耻。”
“噗！”刘星一口泡沫喷洒得纷纷扬扬,“咳、咳咳……哈哈哈哈……咳、呕……”
相较刘星的激动,夏总倒显得很淡定，他重新审视了一遍自己只围了一条浴巾<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">下半身的装束，依旧不明所以：“大家都是男<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">，看一下胸部怎么了，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">又没有小馒头。”
威尔莫特无言地瞪了夏总一眼。
夏总顿时恍然大悟做出娇羞状：“哎呀，难道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">要<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">把浴巾围<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">上半身？”
“……”
夏总摸下巴作思考状：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">是无所谓，可是遮住小馒头了小鸟就出来了……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">能不能全脱了？”
威尔莫特皱起眉头：“不要脸！不要告诉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">不知道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">国允许同性婚姻！”
“允许那又怎么了？那只能说明<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">们政策开明，又不能说明全国都是同性恋，这个异性恋满地抓的世界哪来那么多同性恋？<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">至于看一下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">的胸部就把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">骂成□吗？”夏总双手抱胸，眉毛挑的老高，“再说，刚才<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">冲进浴室的时候就已经把哥看光了，还看了好几次，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">自己说说是谁不要脸？”
威尔莫特怒吼道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">又不是故意的！谁让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">不锁门？”
夏总迷茫地歪了脑袋：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">一个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">住锁什么门？”
威尔莫特朝刘星一指，理直气壮地回道：“他不是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">吗？”
“本王的爱妃才不会做出随便闯<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">浴室这种没家教的事，是吧？”说完，夏总打了个响指，自信满满地抬起了下巴，仿佛不需要回头也知道刘星的答案一样。
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">游戏里受了好长一段时间气的刘星也仗着威尔莫特知道他脑震荡，幸灾乐祸地点着头：“四啊四啊，陛下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">很有家教的，闯浴室森么的最讨厌了！”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">们……”威尔莫特气结，指着他们俩半天说不出一句完整的话来。
“爱妃，先专心漱口好吗？本王听<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">说话蛋疼，”夏总挥了挥手让刘星赶紧滚，注意力又放回了小莫身上，“其实……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">很想看的对吧？<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">懂的，就是那种想看但是又不敢看得太明显的感觉吧，嗯嗯。”
威尔莫特愣了好一会儿才反应过来夏总暗指的是什么，随即反驳道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">没有！”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">真的懂<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">放心，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">不会跟任何<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">说的……”夏总点了两下头后，忽然神色一变，抿嘴压下巴冲威尔莫特眨巴了几下眼睛，用手遮住了自己胸前的两点，“其实<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">不介意的，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">过来吧，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">家让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">看<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">的小馒头就是了，不要生气，好吗？”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">才想看小馒头！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">……”威尔莫特原本还打算说什么，视线却被夏总开始有些松垮的浴巾吸引，脸红着扭头，不肯再说也不肯再看。
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">其实挺好奇的……”夏总收起了不正经的表情，摸着下巴观察着威尔莫特，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">对别<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">都挺正常的，别<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">冷嘲热讽<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">撑死了就摆出一副苦逼脸，为什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">开<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">几句玩笑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">就受不了？”
威尔莫特气鼓鼓地回道：“别<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">没<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">那么无耻！”
“好吧，这点<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">承认，那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">就问<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">个问题吧，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">想不想得到<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">那个酷霸狂拽冷叼老爸的认同了？”
一听到这个，威尔莫特就浑身一僵，目光开始闪烁：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">懂什么……不用<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">管！”
夏总侧头看了一眼已经从浴室走出来的刘星，才回道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">懂啊，至少作为旁观者比<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">这个当局者要看得清。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">小时候喜欢<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">老爸是一回事，现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">喜不喜欢又是另一回事，但如果<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">希望他正视<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">就必须要获得他的认同。”
“不用<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">也知道。”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">想也是，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">找刘星来帮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">大概就是想证明给他看吧？”夏总故意停顿了一会儿，却等不到威尔莫特的反应，只好继续说道：“事实证明，只有工作上的成功显然是不够的，很多事<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">太欠考虑，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">老爸那种商场打滚了几十年的老狐狸眼里就是一个字：嫩。”
威尔莫特犹豫了一会儿，最终还是看向了夏总。
“有兴趣了？”夏总露出璀璨的微笑，“说实话，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">挺喜欢<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">的。”
威尔莫特脸上刚褪下去的红色又慢慢爬回了他白皙的脸上：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">……怎么能当着刘星的面说这种话？”
“哪种话？喜欢？为什么不能<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">他面前……噢——”夏总忽然了然地拉长了尾音，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">怎么这么不纯洁？<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">跟他要是那种关系早就是了，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">一起也会承认，不会遮遮掩掩，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">想太多。”
刘星<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">一旁附和着点头，威尔莫特沉默不语，只是脸上的红晕越发明显。
“而且……”夏总忽然坏笑起来，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">喜欢<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">的原因……只是单纯觉得欺负<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">有意思，从来没见过一个那么容易被激怒的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">，想试试<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">的底线到底<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">哪里而已，所以……大概跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">想的那种也有出入？”
“……”
“于是……给个准话吧，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">的提议<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">是接受还是不接受？”
沉默了很久后，威尔莫特才轻声问道：“如果照<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">说的去做……真的……真的可以？”
夏总两手一摊无奈地回道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">害<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">真的没有钱拿。”
刘星趁热打铁附和道：“跟他混，有肉吃。”
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">刘星和夏总两<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">长达一分钟的“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">无害”无辜眼神攻击下，威尔莫特终于艰难地点下了头。
“好吧，那开始了，首先要做到的第一件事就是笑。”
威尔莫特一头雾水：“为什么？”
夏总用怜悯的目光看着威尔莫特：“这<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">都不懂？伸手不打笑脸<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">啊亲，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">看<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">，每天脸上都怒放着一朵美丽的野菊，简直就是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">见<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">爱花见花开啊有木有？”
威尔莫特诚实地摇头：“木有，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">想揍<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">的心情比爱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">多了不止一点点。”
一说到这个，刘星立刻当起了墙头草，倒戈到威尔莫特的阵营：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">欠揍，公认的。”
夏总笑眯眯地回道：“能气死<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">也是一种才能啊，难道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">就不想有朝一日能气死<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">？”
威尔莫特想也没想就回道：“想。”
“那就别废话，先来给哥笑一个看看。”
威尔莫特并不是不会笑，只是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">被两个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">盯着看的情况下，还要笑得自然就有些高难度了。他先是扯起了左边的嘴角，左脸跟着皱了起来，随后勾起了右边的嘴角，用力地眯着眼，想要制造出夏总笑起来时那种月牙眼的效果。
出乎意料的是，这个怎么想都知道是非常僵硬的笑容，竟然得到了夏总的掌声。
“挺不错的，很有感觉。”
刘星苦逼地看着同样苦逼的威尔莫特：“哪个部分有感觉了？”
夏总接着鼓掌：“感觉像正<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">做复建的面瘫，还是恢复得很好的那种。”
“……”
夏总又鼓励威尔莫特道：“换、个、姿、势、再、来、一、次。”
“……”
显然，第二次的笑容展示并没有得到夏老师的认同。
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">裤子都脱了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">看这个？”
威尔莫特略幽怨地看着夏总：“……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">本来就没穿裤子。”
“好吧，可<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">这样不行啊，笑得比哭都难看，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">要朝向日菊的方向再努力努力。”
刘星鄙夷地横了夏总一眼：“是向日葵吧……”
“不，就是向日菊，”夏总斩钉截铁地回道，随即声情并茂抑扬顿挫地张开了双臂作陶醉状，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">要想象<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">就是那株<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">高山雪岭上随风摇曳□怒放的向日菊，浑身散发着不输给任何<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">的活力和朝气，这才是自然的笑，懂吗？”
“……不懂。”
“来，看哥！”夏总将两根食指戳到了自己脸颊上，给威尔莫特示范了一遍浅笑、微笑、笑弯眼的微笑、露齿笑、轻声笑、大笑、爆笑的正确使用方式，“别的不说，至少微笑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">得练到炉火纯青的地步。”
“……”
看着面无表情的的威尔莫特，刘星小声地问道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">说他是不是刺激不够？”
“这个好办啊，”夏总一拍手，三步并作两步走进了房间，出来时手上多了一面镜子，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">对着它练习，这样<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">能清楚地知道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">是便秘第几天的状态。”
“……”
威尔莫特接过镜子，将镜子怒摔<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">了沙发上。
夏总一皱脸，冲刘星做了个抹脖子的动作。
刘星立刻心领神会地走到了威尔莫特面前，对着他的脑袋抬手就是一拖鞋。
“……”
对上了威尔莫特“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">怎么敢打<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">”的愤怒目光，刘星立刻双目放空眼神发直：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">的大脑被抖S星<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com24663c8e18">控制了。”
“哎呀，这可不好，让本王扶爱妃回房歇息吧。”夏总换上了严肃的表情，向前走了几步伸手想去搀扶刘星。
威尔莫特见机伸出了脚。
夏总果不其然摔了个狗□。
威尔莫特笑得无邪：“不好意思，腿太长。”
“……”
作者有话要说：我啥也不说了(⊙_⊙)脑袋一片空白，之后慢慢改
希望大家看得开心O(∩_∩)O