正文 49调教（上）
“哥……别喝了……”
小黄瓜伸手去抢威尔莫特的酒杯,他也没加以阻挠,任小黄瓜把杯子拿走,然后就着瓶子继续喝。
“……”小黄瓜反射条件就想去拿威尔莫特手中的酒瓶,伸出去的手却僵<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">半空中，随即又收了回来,将求救的眼神投向了夏总，“节操大老爷<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">也帮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">劝劝哥呀……”
“他想喝就让他喝,反正这里没别<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">。”夏总坐<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">一旁的吧椅上，单手撑着下巴一脸木然地看着威尔莫特，“不过家里有钱就是好，还自带小酒吧和调酒师。”
小黄瓜嘴一撅,不乐意了：“喝太多会喝坏脑子的！”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">不相信他不知道,他肯定是清醒的,不然不会选择到小酒吧喝闷酒——<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">宴会厅喝估计又要被<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">们那个酷霸狂拽冷叼的老爸嫌弃，还会引<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">非议……但他还是要喝，”夏总两手一摊作无奈状，“那随他去不就好了，劝他还要被讨厌，谁脑子有病没事找<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">嫌啊？<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">要劝<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">自己来。”
夏总不给予支援，没办法，小黄瓜只能自己动手：“哥……”
没等小黄瓜把话说完，威尔莫特砰一下把酒瓶砸放回吧台上，抓起吧台的车钥匙就站了起来。
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">要回家。”
夏总立刻拍手道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">支持<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">！酒驾扣分能扣得<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">内裤都不剩，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">是真勇者！”
威尔莫特垂眼看向夏总：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">很清醒。”
“看出来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">酒量的确不错了，”夏总扫了一眼桌上两三个浓度都<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">六十以上的空酒瓶，抖了抖左眉，“不过喝醉的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">都坚持认为自己很清醒，对于<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">是否真的清醒这个议题<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">保留观点。”
威尔莫特想了想，回道：“那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">醉了。”
夏总立刻顺着杆子往上爬：“那就给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">老实呆着。”
终于意识到夏总这是挖好坑等着他跳，威尔莫特不乐意了：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">要回家。”
小黄瓜凑到威尔莫特瞪大眼，一副要哭出来的样子：“这里就是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">家，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">住这里就好了。”
沉默了许久，威尔莫特才回道：“……这里不需要<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">走了，不会打扰<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">们。”
“妈蛋<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">们演的这是什么八点档？编剧是哪个？给哥站出来！扣<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">一个月鸡腿……噢不对，扣<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">一个月薪水！”夏总不耐烦地打断了兄妹俩的苦情戏码，“信不信总哥<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">一<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">一个酒瓶子让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">们月下星辰赏菊花去？”
小黄瓜委屈地撅起了嘴：“那大老爷<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">说怎么办嘛……”
“不就是想回家嘛，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">送他回去，”这么说着，夏总就重重地敲了几下吧台，对调酒师说道：“把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">这里度数最高的酒都给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">拿出来。”
调酒师停下了手中擦酒杯的动作，视线飘向了小黄瓜，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">得到了小主<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">的允许后，才将符合夏总要求的酒取下来放<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">了吧台上，一共五瓶，都是度数六十五往上走的名酒。夏总也不啰嗦，打开瓶盖摁住威尔莫特就往死里灌，让小黄瓜惊讶得都忘记要关上嘴巴。
对此，夏总的解释是：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">怕他想不开来抢<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">方向盘，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">真的不是很想和他共度余生。”
不得不说，威尔莫特酒量真的很好，直到第三瓶见底，他才倒<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">吧台上失去了任何动作。
夏总把威尔莫特往背上一背，就从不会经过宴会厅的侧门走了出去：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">走了。”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">也要去！”小黄瓜把高跟鞋一脱，一阵小跑追上了夏总。
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">是想害死<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">还是想害死<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">哥呢？”威尔莫特挺沉，夏总背着他走路略显艰难，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">那个酷霸狂拽冷叼的老爸发现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">不见了怎么办？<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">哥立刻就能死给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">看<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">信不信？”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">就不，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">就要跟着，”小黄瓜跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">一旁扶着威尔莫特，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">总要有个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">帮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">开车门吧？万一<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">哥摔坏了怎么办？”
夏总咬牙切齿地回道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">总哥<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">腰折了都摔不坏他，牛高马大的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">是说摔坏就能摔坏的？<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">太看得起<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">了。”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">不管，”小黄瓜一把抢过了威尔莫特攥<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">手中的车钥匙，堆出一脸得意又欠揍的笑，“现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">车钥匙<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">手上，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">得听<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">的。”
“随便<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">，如果<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">害死了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">哥千万别说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">没提醒过<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">……开锁，开门！”
小黄瓜帮夏总开好车门后，就生怕他反悔般，一气呵成地完成了钻进副驾驶座扣好安全带双手抓紧手把的动作，表现出了自己坚决不下车的决心。就可怜了自己的哥哥，被夏总当成垃圾一样随意丢<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">了后座，脑袋重重地磕<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">了车门上，从声音来判断至少是淤青的程度。
从后座扯过威尔莫特的手打开指纹认证系统，系好安全带，开好导航，夏总发动了车子朝威尔莫特的高级公寓出发了。
“大老爷<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">生气了？”小黄瓜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">一旁歪着脑袋观察夏总的脸色，小心翼翼地问道。
“没那个必要，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">也没那么闲，”夏总连看都没看小黄瓜一眼，开了转向灯专心致志地看路打方向盘，“不过不代表<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">不会打击报复，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">有这爱好。”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">不怕，”小黄瓜安心地坐好，脚丫子一抬一放咯咯咯地笑了起来，“节操大老爷<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">还欠<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">一个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">情，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">不能生<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">的气。”
夏总分神看了小黄瓜一眼：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">情？”
“是啊，要不是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">，大老爷估计都没办法玩游戏了，”小黄瓜得意地抬起了下巴，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">是克里斯汀娜，星哥上次让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">假扮大夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">来着，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">可是超标完成了任务把老太太服侍得服服帖帖的呢！顺带一提老太太的糖醋排骨很好吃，以后<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">还要去！”
“……”他的交际圈还能不能再窄一点？夏总边打方向盘边无语地想着。
“其实<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">哥一开始不是那样的。”克里斯汀娜话锋一转，突然这么说道。
夏总双眼紧盯着导航，对威尔莫特的过去完全没兴趣：“哦……是哦。”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">自己是不太清楚，都是偷听到别的大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">讲……”克里斯汀娜回身看了一眼昏厥中的威尔莫特，“据说是大妈跟别的男<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">跑了……噢，大妈就是哥的亲生母亲，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">和二哥跟哥是同父异母……原本大妈是带着哥一起走的，后来好像是觉得她给不了哥最好的生活……又把他送回了家里……”
夏总眯了眯眼回道：“不是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">想说……”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">知道，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">知道的，”克里斯汀娜提高音量打断了夏总想说的话，“大妈是生性自由的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">，很艺术很美好……这都是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">听说的。不过比起那种现实的理由……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">宁可相信<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">听到的这一种，因为<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">相信哥也是这样想的。”
“自欺欺<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">”这四个已经到嘴边就要脱口而出的字，就这么被夏总硬生生地吞了回去——的确，他也无法确定威尔莫特的妈妈是不是真的这样觉得，他作为一个局外<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">，也不好对这件事发表什么意见，所以还是闭嘴的好。
一看夏总的反应并不是特别好，克里斯汀娜又急忙即使道：“当然了，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">会这么想也是有原因的……刚回到这个家时，哥还是很抵触<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">们的，包括老爸，这就证明大妈和……那个男<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">肯定对哥很好，才会让哥心心念念想着他们。后来大概是接受了这个残酷的事实，又或许是亲生父亲的诱惑也不小，哥开始主动和老爸接触，是非常积极友好的那一种！”
夏总从后视镜看了一眼威尔莫特，回道：“想象不出来。”
说到儿时记忆，克里斯汀娜嘴角勾起了幸福的弧度：“那时候每天老爸一回家，哥就跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">老爸的屁股后边转悠，端茶倒水捶背捏肩简直无所不能。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">和二哥又喜欢黏着哥，不让跟就哭给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">看！抱着大腿哭！所以老爸身后每天都拖着三条鼻涕虫，又哭又叫又笑又闹，现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">想想大概是一个头两个大。”
“所以就酿成了热脸贴冷屁股的悲剧？”
夏总锐利的反问让克里斯汀娜无法反驳，只好接着说道：“老爸做得挺明显的，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">和二哥闹，就抱着哄，印象中没见过老爸给哥好脸色看，但哥还是一如既往。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">和二哥那会儿根本就不稀罕老爸，就要哥哥，一方面削减了哥和老爸独处的时间，另一方面又让老爸觉得哥是让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">们不安分的罪魁祸首，然后……就把哥送到国外去了。”
夏总的嘴角勾起似笑非笑的弧度：“听到这里<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">已经完全了解<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">们的父亲能成为商业巨头的原因了。”
“是狠心了点……当初哥也求过老爸，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">和二哥每天撕心裂肺地哭，反正就是不乐意哥出去，但老爸还是铁了心要这么做，”说到这里，克里斯汀娜停顿了很久，“虽然听起来挺冷血的，可<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">倒觉得这是因为老爸很爱大妈的表现，不然不会这么孩子气地对待哥。”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">妈呢？”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">看得很开，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">妈也看得很开，从结果上看，老爸完成了大妈没能做到的事，给了哥最好的生活，又顾及到老妈的心情……毕竟哥是老爸和前妻生的孩子，老妈或多或少会有些<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">意，说不上是讨厌，但当时肯定也算不上是喜欢的，所以……把哥送出去大概是最好的决定。”
“哦……”
那之后克里斯汀娜又说了不少儿时的趣事，以及威尔莫特到国外后的后续，笑得很开心，尽管夏总并不觉知道这究竟有什么可乐的，但不可否认，这些小故事的确为这段乏味的车程消灭了不少无聊。夏总大多数时候都<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">听，偶尔搭上两句，问几个问题，也没显得突兀。
“出国回来后哥也没什么变化，还是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">认识的那一个，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">原本以为他会因为恨老爸性格变得扭曲什么的，实际上也没有，这点让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">很开心。”
夏总的表情变得有些复杂：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">觉得<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">对扭曲的理解和<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">的不太一样……而且，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">不觉得这种自怜自艾的感觉本身就很扭曲吗？”
克里斯汀娜一愣，反问道：“为什么？哪里不一样？”
“算了，就当它们一样吧，到了，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">先上去开门。”
就<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">夏总有些吃力地将威尔莫特扛下车，走了一小段路准备上楼时，看到了一脸尴尬狂奔出公寓的克里斯汀娜。
“这里没有他家的钥匙……”克里斯汀娜晃了晃车钥匙。
“……”
随后，克里斯汀娜对威尔莫特的全身进行了地毯式的搜索，没有发现其他钥匙的踪迹。无奈之下她只好找到了公寓的管理<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">，想拿备用钥匙开门，却被告知：这位先生的备用钥匙早就被他本<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">拿走，除了联系锁匠毁门之外他们无法提供任何帮助……当然，最好不要这么做，因为门很贵！很、贵！建议是回去找一下钥匙再说。
于是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">车内仔细搜索了几遍无果后，夏总一看手机上的时间，不得已做出了一个决定——先以最快的速度将威尔莫特运回他家，再<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">酷霸狂拽冷叼发现之前，把克里斯汀娜送回去，顺便看看钥匙是不是掉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">温室或者小酒吧了，实<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">不行就让威尔莫特<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">他家呆一晚，反正家里已经有一条寄生虫了，再多一条也完全不会挤。
就这样把威尔莫特送到自己家后，夏总也没空跟刘星解释这究竟是怎么回事，就马不停蹄地将克里斯汀娜送了回去。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">小酒吧、温室和宴会厅折腾了大半天还是没发现任何钥匙的踪迹后，他不得不放弃这一念头，驾车回家。
等他打开自家家门时，已经是半夜一点多。
累得根本就不想睁眼的他喝完了刘星帮他泡好的难喝的奶茶后，就两眼一闭两腿一伸，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">沙发上睡死了过去。
第二天一起床，夏总做的第一件事就是给自己放洗澡水，然后才去刷牙洗脸。
泡进温水里的那一刻他夸张地觉得——自己简直就获得了重生。
于是他捧起了浴缸里的水又给自己洗了一把脸，双手顺势把有些碍眼的头发全部往后拨，露出了整张脸。
独居的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">洗澡时通常不会有锁门的习惯，因此威尔莫特顶着一张宿醉后头疼得快死死掉的苦逼脸推门而入时，夏总并不觉得特别惊讶，是的，他惊讶的是别的地方。
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">发现了浴缸中的夏总后，威尔莫特张大了嘴：“……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">怎么不穿衣服？”
夏总表情复杂地看着威尔莫特：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">洗澡不脱衣服的？”
“哦，脱，打扰了。”说完，威尔莫特就转身走出了浴室。
可夏总刚把脑袋转回来，威尔莫特又冲进了浴室。
“不对啊，为什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">家？”
夏总艰难地勾起了嘴角，食指朝下指了指：“这里是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">、家。”
威尔莫特一头雾水地看着夏总：“哦……可是，为什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">会<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">家？”
夏总深吸了一口气，尽可能耐心地回道：“昨天<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">喝醉了，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">没<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">家的钥匙。”
“哦，懂了。”说着，威尔莫特又退出了浴室。
夏总盯着浴室的门认真地考虑着他要不要起身去把门关上锁上。
不过事实证明，没有这个必要。
因为威尔莫特又冲进来了。
然后……愣住了。
“……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">忘记<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">要问什么了。”
夏总扶额闭眼，忍了忍，还是没忍住。
于是他用空闲的另一只手指向门外，怒吼道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">立马给哥圆润地滚出去把桌上那杯醒酒茶给喝了！立、刻！马、上！出去前记得把门关上！”
“……”
二十分钟后，夏总随便围了一条浴巾<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">下.身，就走出了浴室。
“哥决定了，哥要给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">进行改头换面的大改造。”
“……”
作者有话要说：<FONT face=黑体 size=3 color=#003300>话说，智商拙计的我吸取上次的教训，要提前构思新文了。
原本是打算按原定计划写<FONT face=黑体 size=3 color=#FF3300>魔法文_(:3」∠)_
可是又很想趁现在赶紧把<FONT face=黑体 size=3 color=#FF3300>刘星的猎奇网游篇先解决了_(:3」∠)_
前几天突发奇想又想写<FONT face=黑体 size=3 color=#FF3300>重生娱乐圈_(:3」∠)_
今天想想<FONT face=黑体 size=3 color=#FF3300>东架仙侠那对萌CP也让我很难取舍_(:3」∠)_
艾玛想写的东西太多了，码字的速度以及空闲的时间完全跟不上_(:3」∠)_太苦逼了……但是由于时间关系纠结不能超过一星期，不然又来不及构思了……
哎……╮(╯▽╰)╭
希望大家看得开心O(∩_∩)O
小黄瓜伸手去抢威尔莫特的酒杯,他也没加以阻挠,任小黄瓜把杯子拿走,然后就着瓶子继续喝。
“……”小黄瓜反射条件就想去拿威尔莫特手中的酒瓶,伸出去的手却僵<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">半空中，随即又收了回来,将求救的眼神投向了夏总，“节操大老爷<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">也帮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">劝劝哥呀……”
“他想喝就让他喝,反正这里没别<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">。”夏总坐<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">一旁的吧椅上，单手撑着下巴一脸木然地看着威尔莫特，“不过家里有钱就是好，还自带小酒吧和调酒师。”
小黄瓜嘴一撅,不乐意了：“喝太多会喝坏脑子的！”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">不相信他不知道,他肯定是清醒的,不然不会选择到小酒吧喝闷酒——<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">宴会厅喝估计又要被<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">们那个酷霸狂拽冷叼的老爸嫌弃，还会引<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">非议……但他还是要喝，”夏总两手一摊作无奈状，“那随他去不就好了，劝他还要被讨厌，谁脑子有病没事找<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">嫌啊？<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">要劝<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">自己来。”
夏总不给予支援，没办法，小黄瓜只能自己动手：“哥……”
没等小黄瓜把话说完，威尔莫特砰一下把酒瓶砸放回吧台上，抓起吧台的车钥匙就站了起来。
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">要回家。”
夏总立刻拍手道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">支持<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">！酒驾扣分能扣得<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">内裤都不剩，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">是真勇者！”
威尔莫特垂眼看向夏总：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">很清醒。”
“看出来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">酒量的确不错了，”夏总扫了一眼桌上两三个浓度都<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">六十以上的空酒瓶，抖了抖左眉，“不过喝醉的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">都坚持认为自己很清醒，对于<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">是否真的清醒这个议题<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">保留观点。”
威尔莫特想了想，回道：“那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">醉了。”
夏总立刻顺着杆子往上爬：“那就给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">老实呆着。”
终于意识到夏总这是挖好坑等着他跳，威尔莫特不乐意了：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">要回家。”
小黄瓜凑到威尔莫特瞪大眼，一副要哭出来的样子：“这里就是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">家，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">住这里就好了。”
沉默了许久，威尔莫特才回道：“……这里不需要<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">走了，不会打扰<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">们。”
“妈蛋<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">们演的这是什么八点档？编剧是哪个？给哥站出来！扣<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">一个月鸡腿……噢不对，扣<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">一个月薪水！”夏总不耐烦地打断了兄妹俩的苦情戏码，“信不信总哥<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">一<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">一个酒瓶子让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">们月下星辰赏菊花去？”
小黄瓜委屈地撅起了嘴：“那大老爷<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">说怎么办嘛……”
“不就是想回家嘛，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">送他回去，”这么说着，夏总就重重地敲了几下吧台，对调酒师说道：“把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">这里度数最高的酒都给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">拿出来。”
调酒师停下了手中擦酒杯的动作，视线飘向了小黄瓜，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">得到了小主<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">的允许后，才将符合夏总要求的酒取下来放<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">了吧台上，一共五瓶，都是度数六十五往上走的名酒。夏总也不啰嗦，打开瓶盖摁住威尔莫特就往死里灌，让小黄瓜惊讶得都忘记要关上嘴巴。
对此，夏总的解释是：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">怕他想不开来抢<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">方向盘，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">真的不是很想和他共度余生。”
不得不说，威尔莫特酒量真的很好，直到第三瓶见底，他才倒<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">吧台上失去了任何动作。
夏总把威尔莫特往背上一背，就从不会经过宴会厅的侧门走了出去：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">走了。”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">也要去！”小黄瓜把高跟鞋一脱，一阵小跑追上了夏总。
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">是想害死<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">还是想害死<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">哥呢？”威尔莫特挺沉，夏总背着他走路略显艰难，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">那个酷霸狂拽冷叼的老爸发现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">不见了怎么办？<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">哥立刻就能死给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">看<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">信不信？”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">就不，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">就要跟着，”小黄瓜跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">一旁扶着威尔莫特，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">总要有个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">帮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">开车门吧？万一<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">哥摔坏了怎么办？”
夏总咬牙切齿地回道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">总哥<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">腰折了都摔不坏他，牛高马大的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">是说摔坏就能摔坏的？<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">太看得起<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">了。”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">不管，”小黄瓜一把抢过了威尔莫特攥<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">手中的车钥匙，堆出一脸得意又欠揍的笑，“现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">车钥匙<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">手上，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">得听<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">的。”
“随便<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">，如果<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">害死了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">哥千万别说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">没提醒过<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">……开锁，开门！”
小黄瓜帮夏总开好车门后，就生怕他反悔般，一气呵成地完成了钻进副驾驶座扣好安全带双手抓紧手把的动作，表现出了自己坚决不下车的决心。就可怜了自己的哥哥，被夏总当成垃圾一样随意丢<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">了后座，脑袋重重地磕<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">了车门上，从声音来判断至少是淤青的程度。
从后座扯过威尔莫特的手打开指纹认证系统，系好安全带，开好导航，夏总发动了车子朝威尔莫特的高级公寓出发了。
“大老爷<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">生气了？”小黄瓜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">一旁歪着脑袋观察夏总的脸色，小心翼翼地问道。
“没那个必要，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">也没那么闲，”夏总连看都没看小黄瓜一眼，开了转向灯专心致志地看路打方向盘，“不过不代表<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">不会打击报复，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">有这爱好。”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">不怕，”小黄瓜安心地坐好，脚丫子一抬一放咯咯咯地笑了起来，“节操大老爷<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">还欠<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">一个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">情，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">不能生<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">的气。”
夏总分神看了小黄瓜一眼：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">情？”
“是啊，要不是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">，大老爷估计都没办法玩游戏了，”小黄瓜得意地抬起了下巴，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">是克里斯汀娜，星哥上次让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">假扮大夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">来着，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">可是超标完成了任务把老太太服侍得服服帖帖的呢！顺带一提老太太的糖醋排骨很好吃，以后<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">还要去！”
“……”他的交际圈还能不能再窄一点？夏总边打方向盘边无语地想着。
“其实<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">哥一开始不是那样的。”克里斯汀娜话锋一转，突然这么说道。
夏总双眼紧盯着导航，对威尔莫特的过去完全没兴趣：“哦……是哦。”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">自己是不太清楚，都是偷听到别的大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">讲……”克里斯汀娜回身看了一眼昏厥中的威尔莫特，“据说是大妈跟别的男<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">跑了……噢，大妈就是哥的亲生母亲，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">和二哥跟哥是同父异母……原本大妈是带着哥一起走的，后来好像是觉得她给不了哥最好的生活……又把他送回了家里……”
夏总眯了眯眼回道：“不是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">想说……”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">知道，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">知道的，”克里斯汀娜提高音量打断了夏总想说的话，“大妈是生性自由的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">，很艺术很美好……这都是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">听说的。不过比起那种现实的理由……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">宁可相信<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">听到的这一种，因为<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">相信哥也是这样想的。”
“自欺欺<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">”这四个已经到嘴边就要脱口而出的字，就这么被夏总硬生生地吞了回去——的确，他也无法确定威尔莫特的妈妈是不是真的这样觉得，他作为一个局外<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">，也不好对这件事发表什么意见，所以还是闭嘴的好。
一看夏总的反应并不是特别好，克里斯汀娜又急忙即使道：“当然了，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">会这么想也是有原因的……刚回到这个家时，哥还是很抵触<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">们的，包括老爸，这就证明大妈和……那个男<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">肯定对哥很好，才会让哥心心念念想着他们。后来大概是接受了这个残酷的事实，又或许是亲生父亲的诱惑也不小，哥开始主动和老爸接触，是非常积极友好的那一种！”
夏总从后视镜看了一眼威尔莫特，回道：“想象不出来。”
说到儿时记忆，克里斯汀娜嘴角勾起了幸福的弧度：“那时候每天老爸一回家，哥就跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">老爸的屁股后边转悠，端茶倒水捶背捏肩简直无所不能。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">和二哥又喜欢黏着哥，不让跟就哭给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">看！抱着大腿哭！所以老爸身后每天都拖着三条鼻涕虫，又哭又叫又笑又闹，现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">想想大概是一个头两个大。”
“所以就酿成了热脸贴冷屁股的悲剧？”
夏总锐利的反问让克里斯汀娜无法反驳，只好接着说道：“老爸做得挺明显的，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">和二哥闹，就抱着哄，印象中没见过老爸给哥好脸色看，但哥还是一如既往。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">和二哥那会儿根本就不稀罕老爸，就要哥哥，一方面削减了哥和老爸独处的时间，另一方面又让老爸觉得哥是让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">们不安分的罪魁祸首，然后……就把哥送到国外去了。”
夏总的嘴角勾起似笑非笑的弧度：“听到这里<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">已经完全了解<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">们的父亲能成为商业巨头的原因了。”
“是狠心了点……当初哥也求过老爸，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">和二哥每天撕心裂肺地哭，反正就是不乐意哥出去，但老爸还是铁了心要这么做，”说到这里，克里斯汀娜停顿了很久，“虽然听起来挺冷血的，可<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">倒觉得这是因为老爸很爱大妈的表现，不然不会这么孩子气地对待哥。”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">妈呢？”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">看得很开，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">妈也看得很开，从结果上看，老爸完成了大妈没能做到的事，给了哥最好的生活，又顾及到老妈的心情……毕竟哥是老爸和前妻生的孩子，老妈或多或少会有些<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">意，说不上是讨厌，但当时肯定也算不上是喜欢的，所以……把哥送出去大概是最好的决定。”
“哦……”
那之后克里斯汀娜又说了不少儿时的趣事，以及威尔莫特到国外后的后续，笑得很开心，尽管夏总并不觉知道这究竟有什么可乐的，但不可否认，这些小故事的确为这段乏味的车程消灭了不少无聊。夏总大多数时候都<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">听，偶尔搭上两句，问几个问题，也没显得突兀。
“出国回来后哥也没什么变化，还是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">认识的那一个，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">原本以为他会因为恨老爸性格变得扭曲什么的，实际上也没有，这点让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">很开心。”
夏总的表情变得有些复杂：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">觉得<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">对扭曲的理解和<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">的不太一样……而且，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">不觉得这种自怜自艾的感觉本身就很扭曲吗？”
克里斯汀娜一愣，反问道：“为什么？哪里不一样？”
“算了，就当它们一样吧，到了，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">先上去开门。”
就<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">夏总有些吃力地将威尔莫特扛下车，走了一小段路准备上楼时，看到了一脸尴尬狂奔出公寓的克里斯汀娜。
“这里没有他家的钥匙……”克里斯汀娜晃了晃车钥匙。
“……”
随后，克里斯汀娜对威尔莫特的全身进行了地毯式的搜索，没有发现其他钥匙的踪迹。无奈之下她只好找到了公寓的管理<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">，想拿备用钥匙开门，却被告知：这位先生的备用钥匙早就被他本<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">拿走，除了联系锁匠毁门之外他们无法提供任何帮助……当然，最好不要这么做，因为门很贵！很、贵！建议是回去找一下钥匙再说。
于是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">车内仔细搜索了几遍无果后，夏总一看手机上的时间，不得已做出了一个决定——先以最快的速度将威尔莫特运回他家，再<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">酷霸狂拽冷叼发现之前，把克里斯汀娜送回去，顺便看看钥匙是不是掉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">温室或者小酒吧了，实<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">不行就让威尔莫特<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">他家呆一晚，反正家里已经有一条寄生虫了，再多一条也完全不会挤。
就这样把威尔莫特送到自己家后，夏总也没空跟刘星解释这究竟是怎么回事，就马不停蹄地将克里斯汀娜送了回去。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">小酒吧、温室和宴会厅折腾了大半天还是没发现任何钥匙的踪迹后，他不得不放弃这一念头，驾车回家。
等他打开自家家门时，已经是半夜一点多。
累得根本就不想睁眼的他喝完了刘星帮他泡好的难喝的奶茶后，就两眼一闭两腿一伸，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">沙发上睡死了过去。
第二天一起床，夏总做的第一件事就是给自己放洗澡水，然后才去刷牙洗脸。
泡进温水里的那一刻他夸张地觉得——自己简直就获得了重生。
于是他捧起了浴缸里的水又给自己洗了一把脸，双手顺势把有些碍眼的头发全部往后拨，露出了整张脸。
独居的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">洗澡时通常不会有锁门的习惯，因此威尔莫特顶着一张宿醉后头疼得快死死掉的苦逼脸推门而入时，夏总并不觉得特别惊讶，是的，他惊讶的是别的地方。
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">发现了浴缸中的夏总后，威尔莫特张大了嘴：“……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">怎么不穿衣服？”
夏总表情复杂地看着威尔莫特：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">洗澡不脱衣服的？”
“哦，脱，打扰了。”说完，威尔莫特就转身走出了浴室。
可夏总刚把脑袋转回来，威尔莫特又冲进了浴室。
“不对啊，为什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">家？”
夏总艰难地勾起了嘴角，食指朝下指了指：“这里是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">、家。”
威尔莫特一头雾水地看着夏总：“哦……可是，为什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">会<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">家？”
夏总深吸了一口气，尽可能耐心地回道：“昨天<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">喝醉了，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">没<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">家的钥匙。”
“哦，懂了。”说着，威尔莫特又退出了浴室。
夏总盯着浴室的门认真地考虑着他要不要起身去把门关上锁上。
不过事实证明，没有这个必要。
因为威尔莫特又冲进来了。
然后……愣住了。
“……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">忘记<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">要问什么了。”
夏总扶额闭眼，忍了忍，还是没忍住。
于是他用空闲的另一只手指向门外，怒吼道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">立马给哥圆润地滚出去把桌上那杯醒酒茶给喝了！立、刻！马、上！出去前记得把门关上！”
“……”
二十分钟后，夏总随便围了一条浴巾<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">下.身，就走出了浴室。
“哥决定了，哥要给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comfb548fab7b">进行改头换面的大改造。”
“……”
作者有话要说：<FONT face=黑体 size=3 color=#003300>话说，智商拙计的我吸取上次的教训，要提前构思新文了。
原本是打算按原定计划写<FONT face=黑体 size=3 color=#FF3300>魔法文_(:3」∠)_
可是又很想趁现在赶紧把<FONT face=黑体 size=3 color=#FF3300>刘星的猎奇网游篇先解决了_(:3」∠)_
前几天突发奇想又想写<FONT face=黑体 size=3 color=#FF3300>重生娱乐圈_(:3」∠)_
今天想想<FONT face=黑体 size=3 color=#FF3300>东架仙侠那对萌CP也让我很难取舍_(:3」∠)_
艾玛想写的东西太多了，码字的速度以及空闲的时间完全跟不上_(:3」∠)_太苦逼了……但是由于时间关系纠结不能超过一星期，不然又来不及构思了……
哎……╮(╯▽╰)╭
希望大家看得开心O(∩_∩)O