第1151章 官瘾之大

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp据说世界上中国男人的“官瘾”最大&nbsp&nbsp几乎都有想做官的心理&nbsp&nbsp原因是我们的官有一手遮天的魅力&nbsp&nbsp自己说了算&nbsp&nbsp同时还有一定的利益所得

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp另外权力是用來**的工具&nbsp&nbsp只要有权力的存在&nbsp&nbsp就要滋生**&nbsp&nbsp这是无疑的&nbsp&nbsp因此中国人的做官“情结”很有看点

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp最后慢慢的&nbsp&nbsp又涌出來一大批作者开始用笔描绘官员们的心理&nbsp&nbsp而且官场小说还有热卖的趋势&nbsp&nbsp很多人都喜欢读&nbsp&nbsp特点是太接近生活了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp其实杜百灵就是官员中一个具有想做官心理非常强的典型例子&nbsp&nbsp不过他在这个世界的出场太渺小了&nbsp&nbsp跟一些高官比起來&nbsp&nbsp根本谈不上jīng彩&nbsp&nbsp但这个副市长的头衔也足够让他虚荣一把了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小子自从当上副市长那天起&nbsp&nbsp立刻身价上扬&nbsp&nbsp不仅油水大了&nbsp&nbsp脸蛋儿肥了&nbsp&nbsp走路都扬眉吐气&nbsp&nbsp心头嘹亮

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp而且周围拍马屁的人渐长&nbsp&nbsp几乎天天有酒场&nbsp&nbsp都应酬不过來&nbsp&nbsp这厮第一次尝试到做市长的滋味&nbsp&nbsp真叫sāo包&nbsp&nbsp头发也剪了&nbsp&nbsp皮鞋也亮了&nbsp&nbsp还换了一个苹果牌子的手机&nbsp&nbsp感觉面孔比怀孕的妇女都喜兴&nbsp&nbsp因为市长这个头衔&nbsp&nbsp在他眼里已经神圣无比&nbsp&nbsp也是他盼了多年的一个梦

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp当上市长后杜百灵还回了一趟老家&nbsp&nbsp有意荣归故里显耀了一番&nbsp&nbsp同时在他的屁股后面还跟了一拨拍马屁分子&nbsp&nbsp有县长大人&nbsp&nbsp还有他们乡的乡长老哥&nbsp&nbsp这些人也都是些想进步人士

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp杜百灵看到自己的出生地依然这样落后&nbsp&nbsp当下跟村长承诺zhèng&nbspfǔ在年前会为村子修四条马路&nbsp&nbsp还帮助建一所养老院&nbsp&nbsp村支书和村长惊喜不已&nbsp&nbsp赶忙握住杜市长的手&nbsp&nbsp连夸他是家乡最优秀儿子&nbsp&nbsp为家乡人民做了件大好事

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp杜百灵这次回來影响力很大&nbsp&nbsp光轿车就來了四辆&nbsp&nbsp你想&nbsp&nbsp农村本身就很闭塞&nbsp&nbsp突然出了一位市长级的人物&nbsp&nbsp肯定要引起全村人的议论

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp有位沒牙老太太说：“百灵是我看着长大的&nbsp&nbsp光屁股的时候就很淘气&nbsp&nbsp这孩子聪明哦&nbsp&nbsp是咱全村人的骄傲&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp还有一位中年妇女搭话：“这就叫能力&nbsp&nbsp沒有依靠任何人&nbsp&nbsp一个人在外就闯一片天下&nbsp&nbsp这年月&nbsp&nbsp就这样的人吃香&nbsp&nbsp整天窝在村里逞能的人不算是好汉&nbsp&nbsp有胆量像人家一样出去混社会去&nbsp&nbsp”大家你一言我一语&nbsp&nbsp气氛立刻热闹起來了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp杜百灵就爱听这样的议论&nbsp&nbsp感觉自己一下变得很伟大&nbsp&nbsp又像英雄回归&nbsp&nbsp甚至是一种无限的光荣&nbsp&nbsp心想权力原來就是做人上人的名片&nbsp&nbsp你的官越大名片越有档次&nbsp&nbsp也越明亮

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这次回來本想吃母亲亲手做得小鸡炖蘑菇&nbsp&nbsp谁知这帮村干部和乡领导们一个比一个实在&nbsp&nbsp饭局安排的非常紧密&nbsp&nbsp根本沒有时间在家里吃饭

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp杜百灵比较喜欢吃家乡山林里野生野长的香菇&nbsp&nbsp饭店里也要了好几种跟香菇有关的菜&nbsp&nbsp小子一下子吃了个够&nbsp&nbsp连拉出的屎都成了蘑菇味的

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp最后看到父母头发白了许多&nbsp&nbsp他很是心疼&nbsp&nbsp临走时&nbsp&nbsp还给父母留下了一张十万元的存折&nbsp&nbsp母亲激动的热泪盈眶&nbsp&nbsp拿钱的双手都在颤抖&nbsp&nbsp因为这些年穷怕了&nbsp&nbsp儿子突然这么有出息&nbsp&nbsp而且这样有钱她能不激动吗

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp第二天刚迈出家门&nbsp&nbsp村长又來了&nbsp&nbsp看到杜市长要走&nbsp&nbsp忙说杜市长干嘛这样急得走啊&nbsp&nbsp好不容易回來一次&nbsp&nbsp再住上两天呗

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp杜百灵说单位那边有很多工作等着我&nbsp&nbsp不回去也不行&nbsp&nbsp其实&nbsp&nbsp村长以前最瞧不起他们家&nbsp&nbsp现在杜百灵强大了&nbsp&nbsp村长的观点立刻就变了&nbsp&nbsp笑脸相迎&nbsp&nbsp经常主动找上门來询问杜百灵父母的生活

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp平静的生活并非平静&nbsp&nbsp人与人之间存在着很多尔虞我诈&nbsp&nbsp你强了别人上赶着帮你&nbsp&nbsp你弱了沒有人会光顾你&nbsp&nbsp甚至还恨不得一脚踩死你&nbsp&nbsp嫌弃你挡道

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp其实在很早以前杜百灵已经显示出了很强的上进心理&nbsp&nbsp月光下&nbsp&nbsp搂着初恋情人不停的亲吻&nbsp&nbsp每次兜里都装着两个避孕套&nbsp&nbsp用完一个又一个&nbsp&nbsp而且在初恋情人面前牛b吹得山响&nbsp&nbsp说以后目标就是当市长

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小情人咯咯的笑&nbsp&nbsp说：“你有大志是好事&nbsp&nbsp但什么事都要说能力的&nbsp&nbsp每个人不是说随随便便就能成功&nbsp&nbsp如果现在我把你击倒&nbsp&nbsp你要是能勃　起就是条汉子&nbsp&nbsp阳　痿了就是个草包&nbsp&nbsp”说完&nbsp&nbsp小情人一拳砸在他的头上

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp杜百灵当下就懵了&nbsp&nbsp晃了晃身子&nbsp&nbsp既要倒下时却被小情人一把拽住&nbsp&nbsp“感觉怎么样&nbsp&nbsp”小情人问&nbsp&nbsp杜百灵羞愧的回道&nbsp&nbsp“其实你不拉我也沒事&nbsp&nbsp我不会轻易被一个肉拳击倒的&nbsp&nbsp像我这样的&nbsp&nbsp即使上了战场打仗也是名勇将&nbsp&nbsp绝对不会草包&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp那时杜百灵的生活是他一生最快乐的一段时光&nbsp&nbsp甚至都想过在哪年哪月要与初恋情人举行婚礼&nbsp&nbsp哪年哪月俩人再生下个杜宝宝&nbsp&nbsp可是好景不长&nbsp&nbsp突然有一天jǐng花出现在杜百灵的世界里&nbsp&nbsp他发现jǐng花比初恋情人更迷人&nbsp&nbsp更有女人味&nbsp&nbsp于是&nbsp&nbsp鼓起勇气一脚将初恋情人踹了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp初恋情人当时气得脑袋都大了三圈&nbsp&nbsp说话都姥姥味的&nbsp&nbsp走路无力&nbsp&nbsp挺不起腿&nbsp&nbsp抱住一棵大树痛哭了一宿&nbsp&nbsp以后那段时间&nbsp&nbsp杜百灵的小情人就像掉进了枯井里&nbsp&nbsp一天到晚唉声叹气&nbsp&nbsp据说还自杀过一回&nbsp&nbsp但未成功

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp之后&nbsp&nbsp杜百灵每天都想着用各种方案向jǐng花表达他的内心&nbsp&nbsp有一天&nbsp&nbsp他在下班的路上把jǐng花截住&nbsp&nbsp问你现在有男朋友吗&nbsp&nbsp我想跟你恋爱可以吗

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspjǐng花一下羞得捂住了嘴&nbsp&nbsp转身向另一侧跑去&nbsp&nbsp既然已经向jǐng花吐露了内心&nbsp&nbsp杜百灵就开始对她穷追不舍&nbsp&nbsp真是功夫不负有心人&nbsp&nbsp时间一长&nbsp&nbspjǐng花就被他的无限热情感化&nbsp&nbsp乖乖的扑进她的怀里&nbsp&nbsp花前月下和他共同编织属于他们的美好未來

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp有了安稳的家&nbsp&nbsp杜百灵渴望做官的思想即刻变得更强烈了&nbsp&nbsp凭着名牌大学学历的优越条件&nbsp&nbsp又加上他jīng通马屁学&nbsp&nbsp会接近领导干部&nbsp&nbsp很快得到了上级部门领导的重用

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp沒多久&nbsp&nbsp他便成了南市区的区长

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp再后來&nbsp&nbsp唐军上任了南市区区委书记&nbsp&nbsp杜百灵马上调转头&nbsp&nbsp开始一味的讨好唐军&nbsp&nbsp为了达到他升官的目的&nbsp&nbsp宁愿贴上老婆去贿赂唐军&nbsp&nbsp于是升官的渠道一下子变得更宽敞了

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