第1143章 国人素质

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp悟空饭店里又是乱糟糟的&nbsp&nbsp说话声都超过杀猪声

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就见二小光着膀子&nbsp&nbsp露着明亮的鸡胸脯大发雷霆&nbsp&nbsp“娘稀皮&nbsp&nbsp还有你这种人&nbsp&nbsp开玩笑也动菜刀&nbsp&nbsp你要是把何小龙砍死&nbsp&nbsp你的命能保住吗&nbsp&nbsp就你这个b辣样的还敢出來打工&nbsp&nbsp我他妈的真是服了你&nbsp&nbsp脑袋瓜总是生锈&nbsp&nbsp还不如头猪聪明呐&nbsp&nbsp赶快买二两棉花撞死得了&nbsp&nbsp活着都是多余&nbsp&nbsp永远拉别人的后腿&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胖子保安被骂得一点脾气沒有&nbsp&nbsp低着脑袋始终是跟自己老二较真&nbsp&nbsp丝毫不敢跟二小发怒

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这次殴打事件&nbsp&nbsp二小本來想开除胖子保安&nbsp&nbsp但因为前段时间他立过一次功&nbsp&nbsp有几个酒鬼在饭店里闹事&nbsp&nbsp砸坏了里面的贵重物品后想逃&nbsp&nbsp结果被胖子保安控制住&nbsp&nbsp沒跑成&nbsp&nbsp所有这次二小宽容了他&nbsp&nbsp不然早就辞退他了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp当然表弟何小龙也强烈要求辞退胖子&nbsp&nbsp二小还是引用蒋光头那句老话&nbsp&nbsp“以大局为重吗&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp何小龙也知道目前饭店正缺人&nbsp&nbsp肯定不能马上辞退胖子&nbsp&nbsp然后不言语了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小老牛逼了&nbsp&nbsp左右两侧分别坐着小红和村姑&nbsp&nbsp这时两人也站起來劝二小息怒&nbsp&nbsp小红今天称呼二小为“二哥”&nbsp&nbsp一开口就是：“二哥息怒&nbsp&nbsp不要发这么大脾气嘛&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp村姑一看小红换了称呼&nbsp&nbsp她管二小叫“大湿胸&nbsp&nbsp”一开口就是：“大湿胸大湿胸&nbsp&nbsp你听我的&nbsp&nbsp千万不要激动&nbsp&nbsp跟个小毛孩有什么气可生&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军在旁边直想笑&nbsp&nbsp心说二小身边这两个女人&nbsp&nbsp都成活宝了&nbsp&nbsp最后唐军为给二小助阵&nbsp&nbsp还给添油加醋&nbsp&nbsp也把胖子保安训了一顿&nbsp&nbsp说：“你已经挺大一个人了&nbsp&nbsp长点记xìng好不好&nbsp&nbsp不要总是让别人指着脑袋门训斥你&nbsp&nbsp你觉得这样有意思吗&nbsp&nbsp前段时间还听说你患上了xìng病&nbsp&nbsp你这个烂人&nbsp&nbsp他妈的&nbsp&nbsp吃喝piáo赌抽&nbsp&nbsp坑蒙拐骗偷都让你占全了&nbsp&nbsp小小年纪玩得这么大&nbsp&nbsp无恶不作吗&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胖子保安低垂着头一点脾气沒有&nbsp&nbsp可以说&nbsp&nbsp现在是个人臭骂他都不敢还嘴

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp接着&nbsp&nbsp二小來了一句&nbsp&nbsp“赶快给老子滚蛋&nbsp&nbsp别站在这里跟根橛子似的腻味人&nbsp&nbsp”听了二小的话&nbsp&nbsp胖子保安的心总算落了下來&nbsp&nbsp然后灰溜溜的逃离

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这时夏rì走了过來&nbsp&nbsp说这两位大侠好厉害哦&nbsp&nbsp使用车轮战把人家胖子修理了一顿&nbsp&nbsp而且训话内容一个比一个深刻&nbsp&nbsp唐大侠还弄出一句吃喝piáo赌抽&nbsp&nbsp你沒再问问胖子还有沒有踹寡妇门&nbsp&nbsp挖绝户坟&nbsp&nbsp打瞎子&nbsp&nbsp骂哑巴等行为

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军说你今天规矩点&nbsp&nbsp少说点话&nbsp&nbsp你们老大二小同志此时心情特别不顺畅&nbsp&nbsp小心惹急了他再把你训一顿

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小哈哈一笑&nbsp&nbsp拍着憨厚的大肚子说夏rì就免了&nbsp&nbsp刚给我沏了壶茶&nbsp&nbsp就凭这点功劳我也不能训她&nbsp&nbsp然后看了一眼唐军&nbsp&nbsp又说老唐你不要挑拨离间好不好

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp夏rì一看二小向着她说话&nbsp&nbsp马上跟二小站一队&nbsp&nbsp笑眯眯的说唐哥今天就是在挑拨离间&nbsp&nbsp沒按好心啊&nbsp&nbsp莫非今夜想分离我跟二小&nbsp&nbsp你想跟我上床

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“去去去&nbsp&nbsp你这个sāo丫头&nbsp&nbsp两句话你就跑偏了&nbsp&nbsp今晚上&nbsp&nbsp你就是打扮成仙女我也沒有兴趣&nbsp&nbsp我光看你就饱了&nbsp&nbsp更别说让我rì你&nbsp&nbsp”唐军跟鸡说话就用鸡味&nbsp&nbsp这些人都是经过太上老君炼丹炉炼出來的&nbsp&nbsp你就是十句话里rì她一千次&nbsp&nbsp她也不带跟你发火&nbsp&nbsp而且还喜盈盈的看着你

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp夏rì今天还穿**丝裤&nbsp&nbsp屁股扭了两下&nbsp&nbsp轻飘飘的坐在了唐军的旁边&nbsp&nbsp拿了他一根烟点燃&nbsp&nbsp然后吹出一团烟雾说你们继续喝&nbsp&nbsp我给你们讲今天的新闻

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小说其实夏rì应该调到报社当一名新闻编辑&nbsp&nbsp來我这里太屈才了&nbsp&nbsp整天也不知她从哪里收來的消息&nbsp&nbsp各个事件都很新颖&nbsp&nbsp很出奇&nbsp&nbsp请问今天美利坚又发生什么事了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp夏rì勾魂一笑&nbsp&nbsp两个nǎi还自动往一起靠拢了一下&nbsp&nbsp说最新消息&nbsp&nbsp一批华人在美国教堂排队领取免费食物&nbsp&nbsp被美国电视台拍摄到了&nbsp&nbsp据说他们领取食物后即刻当街拆开&nbsp&nbsp把贵重些的食物藏进行李箱&nbsp&nbsp把不值钱的罐头直接扔进街道上的垃圾桶&nbsp&nbsp再去排队领取食物然后拿去卖&nbsp&nbsp很丢国人的脸啊

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小马上抬起头&nbsp&nbsp说这有什么丢人的&nbsp&nbsp真是少见多怪&nbsp&nbsp更说明华人有智慧&nbsp&nbsp会赚钱&nbsp&nbsp无孔不入

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军把筷子一放&nbsp&nbsp感慨万千&nbsp&nbsp说华人在国外竟干这种龌龊事情&nbsp&nbsp能不能学得像人家老外一样有点素质&nbsp&nbsp你说国际航班上&nbsp&nbsp三个中国人就能把飞机搞摇晃了&nbsp&nbsp那嗓门高&nbsp&nbsp唯恐天下人不知你是华人&nbsp&nbsp而且聊起來沒完沒了&nbsp&nbsp根本不考虑别人的存在&nbsp&nbsp把老外讨厌的直皱眉头&nbsp&nbsp公共场合&nbsp&nbsp尤其飞机上大家需要休息&nbsp&nbsp不是聊天室&nbsp&nbsp想聊可以&nbsp&nbsp回家去聊&nbsp&nbsp三天三夜不吃不喝都可以&nbsp&nbsp千万不要在大众场合下卖脸

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小说老唐讲得也不完全对&nbsp&nbsp人活着就是以快乐文本&nbsp&nbsp开朗点还不好吗&nbsp&nbsp走到哪里大家都热热闹闹&nbsp&nbsp说明华人会生活&nbsp&nbsp其实老外都是在装酸文&nbsp&nbsp有什么可装逼的&nbsp&nbsp我就不喜欢老外&nbsp&nbsp喜欢华人&nbsp&nbsp美利坚的报道不要完全相信&nbsp&nbsp他们目的不纯&nbsp&nbsp是在有意讥讽华人&nbsp&nbsp这是严重的种族歧视现象

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军反驳道老外不是生來就歧视华人&nbsp&nbsp是华人做出的行为导致了歧视&nbsp&nbsp你一生几乎都混在通北&nbsp&nbsp也沒出过几次国&nbsp&nbsp你根本不了解外面的世界&nbsp&nbsp听说过中国留学生把一家老外开得自助餐吃倒闭吗&nbsp&nbsp那帮贼孙子&nbsp&nbsp好像饿了很久似的&nbsp&nbsp什么最贵吃什么&nbsp&nbsp牛肉最贵&nbsp&nbsp好&nbsp&nbsp全给你端过來&nbsp&nbsp且架子上面一块儿都不留&nbsp&nbsp等吃完饭菜&nbsp&nbsp又去寻找水果&nbsp&nbsp好&nbsp&nbsp西瓜最贵&nbsp&nbsp那就把西瓜都端过來&nbsp&nbsp吃得愣是肚子里沒处放才离开

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp老外看得都大瞪眼&nbsp&nbsp心说这帮人是从哪个山沟里來的啊&nbsp&nbsp咋这样自私&nbsp&nbsp人家自助餐是五花八门的菜&nbsp&nbsp老外注重营养搭配&nbsp&nbsp各种各样都來点&nbsp&nbsp我们留学生根本不管营养不营养&nbsp&nbsp感觉花一分钱能吃到十块钱的东西&nbsp&nbsp这就是莫大的欣慰

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp在坐得人都笑了&nbsp&nbsp夏rì说原來留学生都这样黑眼圈&nbsp&nbsp我以前倒把他们想像的很高尚

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小马上又接过话茬：“不过&nbsp&nbsp也不能说留学生素质低&nbsp&nbsp因为穷学生都也沒钱&nbsp&nbsp表现的有些随意也属正常&nbsp&nbsp老外都是多少年的老牌资本主义国家&nbsp&nbsp那么有钱&nbsp&nbsp即使被吃倒了老板也不会心疼的&nbsp&nbsp这叫财大气粗&nbsp&nbsp老唐这人纯属于愤青&nbsp&nbsp什么事都看不惯&nbsp&nbsp其实人家老外都什么也沒说&nbsp&nbsp你却喋喋不休&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小今天总是跟唐军唱对台戏&nbsp&nbsp搞得桌面上笑声不断

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