第1136章 有点闷骚

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp职场与官场的不同是&nbsp&nbsp职场空间大&nbsp&nbsp灵活xìng强&nbsp&nbsp今天在南京也许明天就在běi&nbspjīng&nbsp&nbsp实力再大点的公司还可以去国外搞国际贸易&nbsp&nbsp和小鬼子谈论稀土的价格&nbsp&nbsp从老毛子那里调运木材和钢铁&nbsp&nbsp甚至往老美那里发一批水果&nbsp&nbsp什么菠萝蜜&nbsp&nbsp什么xīn&nbspjiāng哈密瓜&nbsp&nbsp估计能把老美甜死

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp官场就沒有这样大的活动空间&nbsp&nbsp像唐军这样的&nbsp&nbsp只能守着通北市zhèng&nbspfǔ大楼&nbsp&nbsp出了这座大楼去了哪里都玩不转

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp如果有机会也许还会去省zhèng&nbspfǔ里混个事&nbsp&nbsp沒有机会的话&nbsp&nbsp通北zhèng&nbspfǔ大楼也就决定他一辈子了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军正坐在办公桌前&nbsp&nbsp美滋滋的喝着茶&nbsp&nbsp忽然进來条短信：“今天天气不错&nbsp&nbsp”号码很陌生&nbsp&nbsp唐军心想什么人鬼鬼祟祟的&nbsp&nbsp发个短信还他妈的沒头沒尾&nbsp&nbsp紧跟着&nbsp&nbsp他问你是哪位

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp对方很快回复：“是我&nbsp&nbsp胡志丹&nbsp&nbsp刚换了新手机&nbsp&nbsp号码就是刚才这个&nbsp&nbsp请登录一下&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp两分钟不到&nbsp&nbsp胡志丹又打过來电话笑嘻嘻的跟他聊：“今天网上有个最新消息&nbsp&nbsp很搞笑的&nbsp&nbsp你待会儿看看&nbsp&nbsp东北某市卫生局局长和妇幼保健医院女院长开房被人**了&nbsp&nbsp这招真他妈的yīn毒&nbsp&nbsp在全国人民面前亮相&nbsp&nbsp多丢人啊&nbsp&nbsp究竟是什么人而为&nbsp&nbsp太缺德了&nbsp&nbsp完全是想搞坏领导干部在广大人民群众中的形象&nbsp&nbsp有个相好的还算个丑闻吗&nbsp&nbsp有几个男人愿意单一的生活&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军也惊讶了&nbsp&nbsp说还有这样的新鲜事&nbsp&nbsp这位局长大人够倒霉的&nbsp&nbsp这下肯定乌纱帽也沒了&nbsp&nbsp以后再让他老二硬&nbsp&nbsp其实做官哪容易&nbsp&nbsp上有领导&nbsp&nbsp下有刺头&nbsp&nbsp谁看你不舒服都敢下yīn招收拾你

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胡志丹说是的是的&nbsp&nbsp以后做什么事都得小心点&nbsp&nbsp看來小人无处不有&nbsp&nbsp而且潜藏在yīn暗处&nbsp&nbsp突然蹦出就咬你个遍体鳞伤&nbsp&nbsp领导昨天还主席台上耀武扬威的讲话&nbsp&nbsp第二天就臭名远扬了&nbsp&nbsp比光速都快&nbsp&nbsp关键是网络这个b玩意太损了&nbsp&nbsp简直是一个无形杀手&nbsp&nbsp比过去的大字报威力大千倍

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp在唐军的眼里&nbsp&nbsp黄善应该是个刺头&nbsp&nbsp他对这个人早就有所提防&nbsp&nbsp前几天在办公室里刘嫦娥问黄善&nbsp&nbsp“黄市长&nbsp&nbsp咱市的人大代表大会哪天召开&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小子故意用南水北调腔说：“我知不道&nbsp&nbsp”竟然说成“我j8到”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp刘嫦娥晚上回來跟唐军说这件事&nbsp&nbsp把黄善比喻的十分流氓&nbsp&nbsp说那人一笑几颗大牙横七竖八&nbsp&nbsp分外丑陋&nbsp&nbsp我要是他老婆先拿小锤子把他的牙全部敲掉&nbsp&nbsp给丫换嘴假牙&nbsp&nbsp要么跟他生活在一起十分膈应&nbsp&nbsp天天减寿

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军哈哈大笑&nbsp&nbsp“他nǎinǎi的&nbsp&nbsp想不到黄善这个癞蛤蟆也想吃天鹅肉&nbsp&nbsp他那形象不好&nbsp&nbsp小时候估计酸nǎi喝多了&nbsp&nbsp我的女人都是经得住考验&nbsp&nbsp只让我一个人享受&nbsp&nbsp别人來了都不好使&nbsp&nbsp”唐军很自信&nbsp&nbsp的确在妞方面他是个强者&nbsp&nbsp感觉他就是一本《妞大宝典》&nbsp&nbsp把他故事读懂了&nbsp&nbsp自己出去妞绝对不跑偏

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp其实看到美女&nbsp&nbsp凡是好sè的男人都也在想&nbsp&nbsp唐军跟刘嫦娥还沒有深接触前&nbsp&nbsp黄善就表现的很积极了&nbsp&nbsp一次刘嫦娥去他的办公室送资料&nbsp&nbsp黄善始终是笑眯眯的眼神看她

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp那天刘嫦娥穿一件黄sè毛衣外套&nbsp&nbsp下身是黑sè健美裤&nbsp&nbsp身体的曲线感很强&nbsp&nbsp尤其身子扭动时十分有动感&nbsp&nbsp比街舞中的柔术都有韵味

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就在刘嫦娥扭身要出屋时&nbsp&nbsp黄善忽然把她叫住&nbsp&nbsp声音无比亲切&nbsp&nbsp嫦娥两字咬的十分清晰&nbsp&nbsp刘嫦娥回过头&nbsp&nbsp也沒有看到黄市长说话&nbsp&nbsp只是十分诡秘朝她笑&nbsp&nbsp足笑了有一分钟&nbsp&nbsp然后莫名其妙的伸出了一根中指

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp接着&nbsp&nbsp刘嫦娥看到他的桌子晃了两晃&nbsp&nbsp还以为桌子底下藏了个人&nbsp&nbsp动静不小&nbsp&nbsp扫了一眼什么也沒有发现&nbsp&nbsp其实是黄善这厮下面小弟着急了&nbsp&nbsp在发猴

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp刘嫦娥也不傻&nbsp&nbsp知道他伸中指的意思就是你我能那个吗&nbsp&nbsp刘嫦娥当时脸刷的红了&nbsp&nbsp吓得仓惶逃离现场

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp回到自己的办公室吓出了一声虚汗&nbsp&nbsp半天沒能恢复常态&nbsp&nbsp心口跳得犹如鬼敲门&nbsp&nbsp咚咚不止

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp过后她在想这位黄市长原來这样闷sāo&nbsp&nbsp每天西装革履&nbsp&nbsp本质却是个流氓&nbsp&nbsp他妈个蛋的&nbsp&nbsp想揩姑nǎinǎi我的油&nbsp&nbsp也不瞧瞧你那个德xìng&nbsp&nbsp刘嫦娥确实沒有看中他的外表形象&nbsp&nbsp那嘴板牙就让她拒之千里

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp为什么外交官各个都有气质&nbsp&nbsp这是个形象问題&nbsp&nbsp形象不好&nbsp&nbsp对方肯定对你沒有好感&nbsp&nbsp谈问題也会影响效果

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp妞也一样&nbsp&nbsp形象好&nbsp&nbsp妞就容易得手&nbsp&nbsp唐军联系刘嫦娥时就沒有那么费事&nbsp&nbsp无意中&nbsp&nbsp很不经意就成了&nbsp&nbsp这谁也比不了&nbsp&nbsp人家父母会生娃&nbsp&nbsp儿子天生长得帅&nbsp&nbsp美女见了就喜欢

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp后來刘嫦娥跟唐军也说过这件事&nbsp&nbsp说我当时要是有把剪子好了&nbsp&nbsp直接给丫小弟割了得了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军哈哈笑&nbsp&nbsp说妹纸息怒&nbsp&nbsp不要太yīn毒了&nbsp&nbsp人家一生幸福全在两腿之间&nbsp&nbsp你给人家割了那跟杀了他有什么区别&nbsp&nbsp很多男人沒有那玩意活不了&nbsp&nbsp还是阿弥陀佛&nbsp&nbsp行善为上&nbsp&nbsp饶儿不死

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp第二天的常委会上&nbsp&nbsp方书记大谈当前形势&nbsp&nbsp说要想富先修路&nbsp&nbsp要想经济腾飞就要招商引资

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我们当前的两大重点就是高速公路的完善和老路的修复问題的落实&nbsp&nbsp其次就是招商引资这块儿

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp会上他还强调招商引资由唐市长负责&nbsp&nbsp一定要把这个工作当成一个重点事项來做&nbsp&nbsp不仅要做好&nbsp&nbsp还要出成绩

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他说经济发展快慢不是靠勤俭节约&nbsp&nbspjīng打细算能解决的&nbsp&nbsp俗话说马不吃夜草不肥&nbsp&nbsp人不得外财不富&nbsp&nbsp我们当务之急必须把外面的钱引进來&nbsp&nbsp才能托起整个通北的经济更上一层楼

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp往外面跑&nbsp&nbsp唐军感觉已经跑不动了&nbsp&nbsp现在非常讨厌出门&nbsp&nbsp在家里多好&nbsp&nbsp整天吃喝玩乐&nbsp&nbsprì子过得轻松舒畅&nbsp&nbsp心情也是万里无云&nbsp&nbsp在外面哪能找到家的感觉

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp最后想來想去&nbsp&nbsp他把招商引资的重任交给了黄善&nbsp&nbsp小子当时也发牢sāo不想出门&nbsp&nbsp唐军细心的做工作&nbsp&nbsp说不是这个工作非让你去不可&nbsp&nbsp是别人沒有你的能力&nbsp&nbsp出去一趟沒有收获空手而归&nbsp&nbsp那有什么意义

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp人都有个共同点&nbsp&nbsp都喜欢被人夸耀他有能力或者聪明&nbsp&nbsp只要你激起他的好胜心后&nbsp&nbsp交给他的工作&nbsp&nbsp他才愿意去干&nbsp&nbsp且能干好

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军就是抓住人的这点心理&nbsp&nbsp最后说服了黄善&nbsp&nbsp过后他就笑了&nbsp&nbsp自语道傻逼&nbsp&nbsp你快去外地奔波去&nbsp&nbsp呆在zhèng&nbspfǔ里晃來晃去&nbsp&nbsp一看见你就饱了

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