第1134章 床又塌了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp世界上最扫兴的事情是正跟情人在床上作乐&nbsp&nbsp突然床塌了&nbsp&nbsp二小前几天到东北找洋妞崩锅&nbsp&nbsp就遇到过一起这样的事情&nbsp&nbsp当时给丫气得肝脏肿了2厘米&nbsp&nbsp下面蛋疼了两小时

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp跑到前台大骂服务员&nbsp&nbsp说什么破质量的床&nbsp&nbsp你们光考虑赚钱不考虑安全&nbsp&nbsp摔了我倒无所谓&nbsp&nbsp关键是把洋妞的屁股摔坏了&nbsp&nbsp人家怎么看我们&nbsp&nbsp不把我们的脸丢尽&nbsp&nbsp回头跟你们经理说&nbsp&nbsp做生意一定要先搞好基础设施建设&nbsp&nbsp最起码的事情都做不好&nbsp&nbsp生意怎么长久&nbsp&nbsp不得把顾客全吓跑才怪了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp服务员吓得出气都困难&nbsp&nbsp连说这位先生息怒&nbsp&nbsp实在是对不起&nbsp&nbsp按理说我们都是进得新床&nbsp&nbsp不会出现质量问題&nbsp&nbsp但也不敢确信个别床就不存在伪劣产品&nbsp&nbsp我记录下了这件事&nbsp&nbsp明天就跟经理汇报

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小本來是想找老鸡友维嘎的&nbsp&nbsp谁知这里刚开了一家新店&nbsp&nbsp在路上他被洋妞们截住了&nbsp&nbsp看新店的阵势很强大的&nbsp&nbsp店面金碧辉煌&nbsp&nbsp小姐各个粉嫩

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp犹豫中&nbsp&nbsp一位洋妞就过來拽二小的胳膊&nbsp&nbsp“这位大哥崩锅吗&nbsp&nbsp”二小斜了洋妞一眼&nbsp&nbsp问崩一锅多少钱&nbsp&nbsp小姐说200

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小说要是用嘴裹下面多少&nbsp&nbsp小姐说500&nbsp&nbsp二小说太贵了&nbsp&nbsp扭头就走&nbsp&nbsp小姐马上跑过來又把二小叫住&nbsp&nbsp说大哥&nbsp&nbsp可以再给你便宜点&nbsp&nbsp450元&nbsp&nbsp你看行吗

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小笑了&nbsp&nbsp心说洋妞也喜欢讨价还价&nbsp&nbsp真逗&nbsp&nbsp那今晚就在这里定居&nbsp&nbsp哪里不是玩&nbsp&nbsp也许新开得店还别具一格&nbsp&nbsp谁知刚进去半个小时不到床就塌了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp其实二小这次去东北也不完全是为了崩锅&nbsp&nbsp此次一行他还有个更大的计划&nbsp&nbsp想在东北投资千万&nbsp&nbsp再开一家大型木材加工厂&nbsp&nbsp准备囤积千万木材&nbsp&nbsp同时还要在那里承包几百亩山林

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp因为单靠胡志丹提供的那点资源已经满足不了他的胃口&nbsp&nbsp想做大就要到东北去&nbsp&nbsp那里才是广阔的资源地

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp回來的路上二小看到一个和尚在马路挨家挨户的乞讨要钱&nbsp&nbsp说洪水把庙冲塌&nbsp&nbsp想集资点钱修庙&nbsp&nbsp二小说这冰天雪地的&nbsp&nbsp兔子拉屎都不长蛆&nbsp&nbsp你光着个脑袋出來干吗&nbsp&nbsp不怕冻坏了&nbsp&nbsp请问你是哪座庙的和尚

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp和尚说平道从大巴山而來&nbsp&nbsp二小一听就知道是南方和尚&nbsp&nbsp说赶快回去&nbsp&nbsp这里不适合练铁头功&nbsp&nbsp去少林寺还行&nbsp&nbsp要不冻死你都沒人替你收尸

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp和尚可能感觉出二小在骂他&nbsp&nbsp气得脸sè青一块紫一块&nbsp&nbsp连说两个阿弥陀佛&nbsp&nbsp扭头就走

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小能猜出來&nbsp&nbsp和尚这两个阿弥陀佛沒一句好话&nbsp&nbsp就是在骂他&nbsp&nbsp第一个阿弥陀佛肯定是rì你妈的意思；第二个则是小b崽子&nbsp&nbsp你竟敢侮辱老朽&nbsp&nbsp沒人的地方&nbsp&nbsp老子一刀就捅死你了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小这个鸡娃子&nbsp&nbsp看似整天傻乎乎的样子&nbsp&nbsp生意的灵感每时都有&nbsp&nbsp而且想到就做&nbsp&nbsp从不拖泥带水

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp总结下二小周围这些人的xìng格就能发现&nbsp&nbsp每个人都有自己的特点&nbsp&nbsp二小是时时刻刻都在扩张自己的生意领域&nbsp&nbsp想把世界的钱都赚到自己腰包里

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军是急切想进步&nbsp&nbsp想升官&nbsp&nbsp然后利用权力优势大面积的寻找美女&nbsp&nbsp宗旨是永远不结婚&nbsp&nbsp玩遍天下美女

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp方士奇是觉得自己再上升机会很小了&nbsp&nbsp收敛钱财的同时抱住小情人肖娜开始尽情的享受&nbsp&nbsp他对女人的要求是不求数量&nbsp&nbsp但绝对要质量&nbsp&nbsp有几个能让他十分宠爱就足够了&nbsp&nbsp不像唐军那样看到美女就想要&nbsp&nbsp疯狂的播种&nbsp&nbsp疯狂的逍遥

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp杜百灵是每天看着这个儿子叹气&nbsp&nbsp即便不闹事&nbsp&nbsp也是心有千千结&nbsp&nbsp这一生注定要郁闷&nbsp&nbsp估计死的时候绝对不是老死&nbsp&nbsp而是郁闷死的

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟何小龙虽然不停的在为钱奔忙&nbsp&nbsp累了点&nbsp&nbsp但小rì子过得风调雨顺&nbsp&nbsp他老婆就是他亲手从夜总会里捞出來的一只鸡&nbsp&nbsp所以他是生活在一个鸡的世界里&nbsp&nbsp却很温馨

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胡志丹也是个奇人&nbsp&nbsp每天躺在床上怀抱媳妇卢秀娟&nbsp&nbsp脑子里却想着初恋情人牛鲜花&nbsp&nbsp心想我这一生最失败的就算把牛鲜花给混丢了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp庞大宇是跟小情人楚楚來了个人生第二次握手&nbsp&nbsp也是激情万丈&nbsp&nbspjīng彩无限&nbsp&nbsp邻居瘦驼更牛逼&nbsp&nbsp一场车祸失去了一条腿&nbsp&nbsp紧跟着摇身一变成了电脑维修专业户&nbsp&nbsp身边马上就出现两个美女相陪&nbsp&nbsp一个叫吉吉&nbsp&nbsp一个叫月月&nbsp&nbsp最后形成两yīn夹一阳的格局

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp还有邻居寡妇&nbsp&nbsp豆制品老总乔曼娜和张明德&nbsp&nbsp这些人都十分有个xìng&nbsp&nbsp有特点

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小真会舔屁股&nbsp&nbsp从东北给唐军带回來一件礼物&nbsp&nbsp斥责5万元买了一件哈尔滨产的正宗貂皮大衣&nbsp&nbsp说这是送给你最喜爱的小公主的&nbsp&nbsp唐军笑得跟甜瓜似的&nbsp&nbsp连说谢谢&nbsp&nbsp接着&nbsp&nbsp二小又说还买了三件女式小内裤&nbsp&nbsp这个跟你无关&nbsp&nbsp是送给我的小情人们的&nbsp&nbsp夏rì一件&nbsp&nbsp小红一件&nbsp&nbsp村姑一件

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军笑了&nbsp&nbsp说大老远买这些鸡肋的东西干吗&nbsp&nbsp还不如买包东北大豆回來有意义&nbsp&nbsp二小说这你不懂了&nbsp&nbsp我的小情人们各个十分干净&nbsp&nbsp小内裤一天一换&nbsp&nbsp我不论走到哪里都一沓一沓的买

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军立刻无语&nbsp&nbsp换了个话題问这次东北一行&nbsp&nbsp收获怎么样&nbsp&nbsp看眼界了&nbsp&nbsp二小得意的说洋妞了三个&nbsp&nbsp见了一位和尚&nbsp&nbsp还开办了一个木材加工厂&nbsp&nbsp囤积木材价值一千多万

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军大吃一惊&nbsp&nbsp心想这小子原來去东北是办厂子去了&nbsp&nbsp难怪神不知鬼不觉&nbsp&nbsp真是好脑子&nbsp&nbsp生意场上的小诸葛&nbsp&nbsp不长时间就能开辟一块赚钱的道&nbsp&nbsp简直牛逼死了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小给唐军递了一根东北产的人参牌香烟&nbsp&nbsp问我这次去东北的收获怎么样&nbsp&nbsp唐军说牛逼&nbsp&nbsp竟然几天的时间就搞了个厂长&nbsp&nbsp我们几乎两三天见一回面&nbsp&nbsp为何从沒有听你说要搞厂长

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小哈哈一笑&nbsp&nbsp“这些年你还不了解我&nbsp&nbsp很多事&nbsp&nbsp今天做&nbsp&nbsp昨天我自己都不知怎么回事&nbsp&nbsp全是即兴的想法&nbsp&nbsp当时我乘坐的班机在大兴安岭的上空那么一转&nbsp&nbsp我是借景生情&nbsp&nbsp忽然就想把工厂建在东北&nbsp&nbsp觉得那样更有战略意义&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“二小&nbsp&nbsp你真他妈的牛逼&nbsp&nbsp这些年我接触的生意人有很多&nbsp&nbsp像你这样脑子活的还沒遇见几个&nbsp&nbsp你是第一位&nbsp&nbsp真的服你了&nbsp&nbsp将來通北市的第一商业大亨非你莫属了&nbsp&nbsp”唐军把二小夸了一顿&nbsp&nbsp小子马上又飘起來了&nbsp&nbsp先天xìng的得意表情总像头班车一样來的那么快

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