第1128章 梦见空姐

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这两天好像邪了门&nbsp&nbsp唐军总是做梦&nbsp&nbsp连住两天梦见杜百灵这厮提着一把刀破门而入　&nbsp&nbsp样子看上去很凶很凶&nbsp&nbsp他哆嗦了半天浑身上下被吓得发不出力

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp想跑&nbsp&nbsp腿软的却像两个麻花缠在一起&nbsp&nbsp互相较劲&nbsp&nbsp那一瞬间急得啊&nbsp&nbsp整个身子犹如被肥水煮熟的肉&nbsp&nbsp囔囔的膨胀

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“不好&nbsp&nbsp”他大叫一声&nbsp&nbsp杜百灵的刀砍在他的棉被上&nbsp&nbsp棉花瞬间绽开&nbsp&nbsp他胆怯的闭上眼&nbsp&nbsp只听到杜百灵的砍刀呼呼的在他的身旁飞舞&nbsp&nbsp紧跟着“咔嚓”一声&nbsp&nbsp他以为是他的小弟弟被砍掉&nbsp&nbsp结果不是&nbsp&nbsp是床被砍折

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军马上睁开眼&nbsp&nbsp发现自己竟然平躺在地上&nbsp&nbsp脸跟前却是他和方玉婵的拖鞋&nbsp&nbsp他莫名其妙的坐起&nbsp&nbsp擦拭着身子上沾的尘土&nbsp&nbsp脑子里一阵恍惚&nbsp&nbsp最后光着身子坐在那里&nbsp&nbsp好半天才冷静下來&nbsp&nbsp直到放了个冷屁&nbsp&nbsp赶紧钻入被窝接着睡去了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp第二天起來就和什么沒有发生一样&nbsp&nbsp他奇怪的晃动着脑袋&nbsp&nbsp也不知这样的恶梦要持续几天&nbsp&nbsp最后每天睡觉之前都要吃了几颗安定药&nbsp&nbsp虚幻的梦境才彻底消失

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp可是沒过多久做梦的毛病又开始复发了&nbsp&nbsp不过&nbsp&nbsp这回沒梦见杜百灵&nbsp&nbsp却梦见了一位空姐

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp说起这位空姐&nbsp&nbsp还是一个星期前唐军去广州考察工作在飞机上见到的&nbsp&nbsp那女子长得&nbsp&nbsp漂亮的都让貂蝉嫉妒、杨贵妃shè冷眼

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp那身条、那五官标致的搭配&nbsp&nbsp就像是玉皇大帝特意为自己订做的仙女&nbsp&nbsp皮肤更是水蜜桃般粉嫩&nbsp&nbsp唐军回了不只一百次头&nbsp&nbspsè心长了不只十公分&nbsp&nbsp最后裤裆里**一片&nbsp&nbsp十万毛兵全部被淹&nbsp&nbsp心想可惜女人工作在天空上&nbsp&nbsp要是在通北我单位里上班&nbsp&nbsp不到她&nbsp&nbsp我的唐字他妈的都倒着写&nbsp&nbsp我的口号是“不放过任何一个极品美女&nbsp&nbsp争创一流业绩&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp和空姐的那个梦也很有意思&nbsp&nbsp当时他和她相会在一座山顶上&nbsp&nbsp周围全是密密麻麻的红叶&nbsp&nbsp一轮巨大的夕阳火一般照亮了山顶&nbsp&nbsp空姐穿着一件雪青sè连衣裙&nbsp&nbsp被山顶的冷风一吹&nbsp&nbsp刷刷的往出露白肉

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军看得眼睛都在发痴&nbsp&nbsp瞬间两腿打颤&nbsp&nbsp老二乱转&nbsp&nbsp他问&nbsp&nbsp你为什么要约我來这里&nbsp&nbsp她说不是我约你來的&nbsp&nbsp是上帝的安排&nbsp&nbsp让你我在这里有个约会

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军深情的望着空姐&nbsp&nbsp她嫩嫩的脸蛋上透着霞光&nbsp&nbsp妩媚中夹杂着温柔&nbsp&nbsp美的已经无法用语言形容

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他无意识的伸出双手将她抱住&nbsp&nbsp她拽开他的领口向里面观望他的肌肉&nbsp&nbsp唐军淡然一笑&nbsp&nbsp故意为她做了个男子汉的动作&nbsp&nbsp结果把她兴奋的都往开咧嘴

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp最后唐军在她的后臀上摸了一把&nbsp&nbsp不料她的前胸就从衣裙下翻滚出來&nbsp&nbsp白白的让人心动&nbsp&nbsp沒有等到身体变暖&nbsp&nbsp他的手就有了很多动作

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp沒一会儿&nbsp&nbsp空姐就有了变化&nbsp&nbsp面带红光&nbsp&nbsp神采飞扬&nbsp&nbsp屁股一扭&nbsp&nbsp两腿晃荡&nbsp&nbsp唐军刚说要吻她&nbsp&nbsp却感觉脚下突然失了引力&nbsp&nbsp还沒弄明白怎么回事&nbsp&nbsp就被这股力强行卷走

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp瞬间&nbsp&nbsp他俩惊叫着就向天空中飘去&nbsp&nbsp那种被浮起的感觉已经不受他们的大脑支配&nbsp&nbsp仿佛被一种神秘掌控

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp刚到了云层&nbsp&nbsp就听哐的一个闷雷&nbsp&nbsp空姐不小心滑落&nbsp&nbsp她整个人就像是在跳卡通霹雳舞&nbsp&nbsp双腿乱蹬&nbsp&nbsp身子扭动&nbsp&nbsp裙子变成降落伞&nbsp&nbsp裸着一身白白的肉向下沉去

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“空姐&nbsp&nbsp”唐军大声呼喊着&nbsp&nbsp灯蓦然亮了&nbsp&nbsp他裸着身子爬在床上&nbsp&nbsp样子有点像青蛙

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp方玉婵不解的望着他&nbsp&nbsp“你在干什么&nbsp&nbsp”他摸着脑袋一脸惆怅&nbsp&nbsp半天才说可能做梦了&nbsp&nbsp“梦见谁了&nbsp&nbsp我怎么听到你在喊空姐&nbsp&nbsp”他依然无法回答她的提问&nbsp&nbsp沉默的像块雕塑

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp方玉婵气得脸都是刷白&nbsp&nbsp厉声喝道：“该死的东西&nbsp&nbsp你要是和空姐有了绯闻&nbsp&nbsp告诉你&nbsp&nbsp我可以断了你的根&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军说你这么厉害干吗&nbsp&nbsp谁和你讲我和蜜枣有事&nbsp&nbsp我只是做了个梦&nbsp&nbsp犯了多大的罪&nbsp&nbsp你以前不是也和我说过&nbsp&nbsp你上中学的时候经常梦到有一个白马王子出现在你的身旁&nbsp&nbsp只要他一摸你&nbsp&nbsp第二天你总得尿床

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你胡说什么呀&nbsp&nbsp那是玩笑&nbsp&nbsp你也当真啊&nbsp&nbsp”唐军刚要发言&nbsp&nbsp立刻就被她打住&nbsp&nbsp“不要再跟我解释&nbsp&nbsp三更半夜的犯神经&nbsp&nbsp赶快睡觉&nbsp&nbsp”唐军被强迫的睡去了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp第二天方玉婵哧哧的对他笑&nbsp&nbsp说昨晚上做美梦了&nbsp&nbsp唐军挠着头皮一副羞涩的样子&nbsp&nbsp小保姆掐住他的鼻子&nbsp&nbsp“你丫做了坏事也是从不认账&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“别跟我逗&nbsp&nbsp你瞧瞧你的裤子都开线&nbsp&nbsp等会儿再露了里面的肉就成笑话了&nbsp&nbsp”方玉婵低头看了一眼&nbsp&nbsp情不自禁的笑了&nbsp&nbsp说你们男人都是这副德xìng&nbsp&nbsp不仅要看女人的脸&nbsp&nbsp有时还要看女人的下面&nbsp&nbsp简直太讨厌

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp嗨&nbsp&nbsp电话又响了&nbsp&nbsp悟空饭店主管夏rì打來的&nbsp&nbsp说唐市长&nbsp&nbsp你快过來一趟&nbsp&nbsp你表弟何小龙与胖保安又打起來了&nbsp&nbsp双方都伤得不轻&nbsp&nbsp都动了菜刀

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军惊了一跳&nbsp&nbsp说二小呢&nbsp&nbsp他不在吗&nbsp&nbsp夏rì说可能又去东北那个中俄港口去崩锅了&nbsp&nbsp唐军气得嘴都歪了&nbsp&nbsp说这厮瘾头真大&nbsp&nbsp坐着飞机去打炮&nbsp&nbsp不就那么一下&nbsp&nbsp至于搞那么隆重吗

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp夏rì说不跟你废话&nbsp&nbsp快过來&nbsp&nbsp我真的控制不了他俩

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小也是&nbsp&nbsp整天研究女人&nbsp&nbsp各种型号、各种口味都要尝试&nbsp&nbsp洋妞的确太少了&nbsp&nbsp在通北根本看不到&nbsp&nbsp前几天&nbsp&nbsp他听唐军讲叶娃來通北玩了几天&nbsp&nbsp小子一下子又想起他的洋妞情人维嘎&nbsp&nbsp这不&nbsp&nbsp沒几天就心急的坐不住&nbsp&nbsp飞了过去

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp俗话说山中无老虎猴子称霸王&nbsp&nbsp如果二小在饭店&nbsp&nbsp表弟与胖子绝对打不起來&nbsp&nbsp他俩也沒那个胆量

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军去了一问才知道&nbsp&nbsp俩人就是因为几句话就干起來了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟常年在外地打工&nbsp&nbsp老家房子一直闲着沒人住&nbsp&nbsp前几天他带着白牡丹回老家看望老人&nbsp&nbsp打开被子一看&nbsp&nbsp老鼠十分猖獗&nbsp&nbsp竟然在他的被子里下了一窝小耗子&nbsp&nbsp棉花套都被老鼠尿的焦黄&nbsp&nbsp表弟十分恼火&nbsp&nbsp心想这些老鼠哪里不能下崽子&nbsp&nbsp非要到我的被窝里安家

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp等回到通北&nbsp&nbsp他就琢磨着买点老鼠药&nbsp&nbsp可是现在城里的老鼠特别少&nbsp&nbsp几乎沒有卖老鼠药的

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp饭店闲暇的时候&nbsp&nbsp表弟问小红通北什么地方有卖老鼠药的&nbsp&nbsp这时正好胖子保安走了过來&nbsp&nbsp立刻说了句“有&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp何小龙问你知道有什么&nbsp&nbsp胖保安却來了句“有你媳妇那个b&nbsp&nbsp”这话一下滚火何小龙&nbsp&nbsp上去就扁胖保安&nbsp&nbsp何小龙正在火头上&nbsp&nbsp下手是恨了些&nbsp&nbsp把胖保安打得不轻

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小子躺在地上狂喊道：“何小龙&nbsp&nbsp尼玛的&nbsp&nbsp欺人太甚&nbsp&nbsp老子不可能一辈子都打败仗&nbsp&nbsp一辈子都受你的欺负&nbsp&nbsp过后老子一定会找回我的尊严&nbsp&nbsp”之后&nbsp&nbsp小子从外面搞了把菜刀回來&nbsp&nbsp趁何小龙不备&nbsp&nbsp砍了他一刀

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp等唐军去了&nbsp&nbsp表弟已经躺在病床上在接受手术治疗

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