第1075章 差点失控

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胡志丹说：“人都有做错事的时候&nbsp&nbsp后來想起特别反悔&nbsp&nbsp但一切已经完了&nbsp&nbsp现在我很想唱李chūn波的《小芳》&nbsp&nbsp谢谢你给我的爱&nbsp&nbsp陪我度过那个年代……”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他对着牛鲜花的面高歌了一曲&nbsp&nbsp顿时把牛鲜花打动的眼睛里噙满泪花&nbsp&nbsp此时&nbsp&nbsp胡志丹用腿有意贴靠她的身子&nbsp&nbsp牛鲜花不由得依偎在他的怀里&nbsp&nbsp然后胡志丹俯下头亲吻她&nbsp&nbsp牛鲜花嘴里翻滚着热浪&nbsp&nbsp差点烫熟了他的心脏

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp男人那点出息全表现在下面&nbsp&nbsp两分钟不到头顶上沒冒汗&nbsp&nbsp裤衩里冒了&nbsp&nbspcháo湿的yin毛都躺倒一片&nbsp&nbsp牛鲜花的小嫩手还和以前一样嫩&nbsp&nbsp在胡志丹的后背轻柔的蹭了两下&nbsp&nbsp胡志丹即刻就像水库闸门要超负荷&nbsp&nbsp两腿控制不住&nbsp&nbsp心说这可怎么办&nbsp&nbsp下面蜻蜓变成了直升机要起飞&nbsp&nbsp他妈的&nbsp&nbsp小脑要指挥大脑

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp最后他伸出像蜗牛脑袋一样的舌头&nbsp&nbsp把牛鲜花脸上的雅诗兰黛化妆液全部舔光&nbsp&nbsp牛鲜花的嫩脸被他的舌头舔得油光明镜&nbsp&nbsp都能照见他鼻尖上青chūn痘上面的红sè素&nbsp&nbsp像猴子的屁股一样耀眼夺目

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp心想如果是在包房里&nbsp&nbsp我肯定会把她扒个jīng光&nbsp&nbsp到你的鸟窝里点灯&nbsp&nbsp看看我的初恋情人这几年下面皇宫发生了什么惊天动地的变化

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp牛鲜花真会撒娇&nbsp&nbsp动动屁股&nbsp&nbsp扭扭腰&nbsp&nbsp胸脯上下一晃动&nbsp&nbsp胡志丹又一次被颠覆&nbsp&nbsp心cháo开始浪打浪般涌动&nbsp&nbsp瞬间脚底冒出一股臭汗&nbsp&nbsp还引來两只苍蝇&nbsp&nbsp落在他鼻尖青chūn痘上&nbsp&nbsp真是锦上添花般热闹

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp牛鲜花无意识的摸了摸自己的肚子&nbsp&nbsp胡志丹以为她想解裤带&nbsp&nbsp惊讶的跟青蛙似的吹起了气&nbsp&nbsp结果牛鲜花问他哪里有厕所&nbsp&nbsp他抬起头四处张望了一下&nbsp&nbsp说厕所在西北&nbsp&nbsp胡志丹坐在那里自语道都说人穷尿多&nbsp&nbsp看來也不准确&nbsp&nbsp牛鲜花穷吗&nbsp&nbsp房地产商的老公&nbsp&nbsp全省也沒几个

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp和牛鲜花分手后&nbsp&nbsp胡志丹驾车直接回了家&nbsp&nbsp媳妇正在教宝宝识别动物图片&nbsp&nbsp一看见胡志丹就有气&nbsp&nbsp“每天在外面吃饭&nbsp&nbsp你就不考虑考虑我和孩子&nbsp&nbsp”胡志丹马上软了下來&nbsp&nbsp“老婆不要这要嘛&nbsp&nbsp我公事太多应酬太多&nbsp&nbsp和你说过好多遍了&nbsp&nbsp真的沒办法”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp媳妇咽了一口气&nbsp&nbsp说我爸已经住院了&nbsp&nbsp晚上沒有人陪床&nbsp&nbsp你去&nbsp&nbsp牛小龙很惊呀&nbsp&nbsp说：“怎么又病了&nbsp&nbsp你知道得的什么病吗&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp媳妇好像还有点不情愿说&nbsp&nbsp半天才冒出一句：“好像是jīng索静脉曲张”&nbsp&nbsp胡志丹哎呀一声&nbsp&nbsp“老汉都得的富贵病&nbsp&nbsp上回前列腺炎刚好&nbsp&nbsp这回蛋囊出问題了&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“别侮辱我爸&nbsp&nbsp你烦不烦&nbsp&nbsp赶快收拾收拾去&nbsp&nbsp把我妈换回來&nbsp&nbsp她已经在那里呆一天了&nbsp&nbsp”媳妇沒好气的说

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胡志丹心想&nbsp&nbspjīng索静脉曲张估计就是下面堵了&nbsp&nbsp堵就堵了呗&nbsp&nbsp这把岁数了莫非还在玩浪cháo&nbsp&nbsp那多危险啊&nbsp&nbsp况且老丈人发福的肚皮&nbsp&nbsp抱个坛子都困难&nbsp&nbsp还要抱个女人

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他长出一口&nbsp&nbsp说老婆大人下令我哪敢不听&nbsp&nbsp为了老丈人&nbsp&nbsp我就是上刀山下火海&nbsp&nbsp也不敢怠慢

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp刚下了楼&nbsp&nbsp一位打扮时尚的女子正抱着一个手机打电话&nbsp&nbsp“你要葱吗&nbsp&nbsp我给你一根&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胡志丹听得这个肉麻&nbsp&nbsp有意打量她一眼儿&nbsp&nbsp上身一件裤衩大小紧身小背心&nbsp&nbsp下身是一块儿不大不小带着螺旋纹的画布&nbsp&nbsp紧裹在臀上&nbsp&nbsp股沟处纹了两只花蝴蝶&nbsp&nbspyù仙　yù死&nbsp&nbsp一头美利坚的金丝发&nbsp&nbsp两张果蛋皮的嘴咧开碗一样的口子&nbsp&nbsp鼻梁都笑塌了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp心想为什么西方人画**那么有激情&nbsp&nbsp都是让你们刺激的&nbsp&nbsp一张嘴就问你要葱吗&nbsp&nbsp我这儿还有两个馍

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp到了医院&nbsp&nbsp一看老丈人很温顺的躺在床上&nbsp&nbsp胡志丹开始装仁慈&nbsp&nbsp一小时叫了二十多个爸&nbsp&nbsp爸喝水吗&nbsp&nbsp爸吃水果吗&nbsp&nbsp爸你哪儿不舒服跟我说&nbsp&nbsp……

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp丈母娘唉声叹气&nbsp&nbsp牢sāo满腹说：“老不死的总是得一些古怪的病&nbsp&nbsp真拿他沒办法&nbsp&nbsp”胡志丹马上说：“妈&nbsp&nbsp你回去&nbsp&nbsp已经在这里守了一天了&nbsp&nbsp”丈母娘收拾了一下包裹&nbsp&nbsp垂头丧气的走了&nbsp&nbsp沒一会儿&nbsp&nbsp老丈人就酣睡了&nbsp&nbsp呼噜声能掀起一块儿铁皮

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胡志丹坐在那里差点烦死&nbsp&nbsp看哪儿都不顺眼儿&nbsp&nbsp最后跑到外面乱打电话&nbsp&nbsp给二小打&nbsp&nbsp说在被窝里正看“兽血沸腾”；给高局长打&nbsp&nbsp说正在看媳妇编织毛衣；给女同学打&nbsp&nbsp说我婆婆下个星期过八十大寿你來

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp放下电话&nbsp&nbsp差点给胡志丹气晕了&nbsp&nbsp心说真他nǎinǎi的倒霉&nbsp&nbsp这电话打的&nbsp&nbsp赔老了&nbsp&nbsp简直上赶着给人交钱&nbsp&nbsp现在老人过大寿最少也得出一千&nbsp&nbsp蹲在地上&nbsp&nbsp还是有点烦&nbsp&nbsp手里玩着一块儿小石子&nbsp&nbsp一下让他拧成粉末&nbsp&nbsp然后站起來&nbsp&nbsp跑到花池前转了两招&nbsp&nbsp无聊的掐掉好十几朵花头&nbsp&nbsp旁边过來一位保安气得想打他&nbsp&nbsp但看见胡志丹长得人高马大&nbsp&nbsp沒敢轻易下手

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胡志丹在外面也呆烦了&nbsp&nbsp一进屋&nbsp&nbsp老丈人说尿了&nbsp&nbsp喊你半天想让你拿痰盂來&nbsp&nbsp你就是听不见&nbsp&nbsp你去哪里了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胡志丹顿时yīn着脸不说话&nbsp&nbsp掀开被子一看&nbsp&nbsp老丈人早成水裆裤&nbsp&nbsp臊气味都能熏死苍蝇&nbsp&nbsp赶忙扒下他的裤子&nbsp&nbsp发现老汉的j8却被尿的粉红粉红&nbsp&nbsp最后又为他换了一件新裤头

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp去水房给老丈人洗内裤时还在想&nbsp&nbsp他妈的&nbsp&nbsp我这女婿真是孝敬到家了&nbsp&nbsp连老丈人的裤衩都洗了&nbsp&nbsp这一夜&nbsp&nbsp胡志丹根本就沒睡&nbsp&nbsp两眼看着天花板度过的&nbsp&nbsp第二天&nbsp&nbsp死活不去陪床&nbsp&nbsp为这事和媳妇大吵一顿

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp最后&nbsp&nbsp胡志丹摔了几个盘子才把媳妇镇住&nbsp&nbsp媳妇一看他实在不想去&nbsp&nbsp只好说你不想去&nbsp&nbsp我去&nbsp&nbsp就这样&nbsp&nbsp胡志丹一个人看了一宿孩子&nbsp&nbsp沒想到看孩子比陪床还不是滋味&nbsp&nbsp宝宝平均二小时一哭&nbsp&nbspnǎi粉不喝&nbsp&nbsp就要喝母rǔ&nbsp&nbsp沒了办法&nbsp&nbsp他让宝宝吃自己的&nbsp&nbsp宝宝吃了两口就知道上当&nbsp&nbsp气的把他的胸脯都抓破了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp末了&nbsp&nbsp给媳妇打电话向她求救&nbsp&nbsp说孩子快哭死了&nbsp&nbsp媳妇说我也脱不开身&nbsp&nbsp回不去&nbsp&nbsp可能是饿了&nbsp&nbsp你赶快给他喂nǎi粉&nbsp&nbsp胡志丹急得满头大汗&nbsp&nbsp说喂了&nbsp&nbsp他不好好喝

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp后半夜&nbsp&nbsp他给宝宝测了下体温&nbsp&nbsp高烧三十九度&nbsp&nbsp他害怕了&nbsp&nbsp于是&nbsp&nbsp又给媳妇打电话&nbsp&nbsp说宝宝现在发高烧三十九度&nbsp&nbsp怎么办

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp媳妇又生气又着急&nbsp&nbsp说你个蠢蛋&nbsp&nbsp什么都干不了&nbsp&nbsp谁让你和我换&nbsp&nbsp现在可好&nbsp&nbsp遇到难处了&nbsp&nbsp你自己想办法&nbsp&nbsp别再烦我

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这一晚上&nbsp&nbsp胡志丹是在宝宝的哭声中度过的&nbsp&nbsp第二天脑袋嗡嗡的&nbsp&nbsp看什么都眼晕&nbsp&nbsp早上高局长打过电话&nbsp&nbsp说就这么点小事还能愁成这样&nbsp&nbsp我给你找一位陪床的&nbsp&nbsp高局长办事效率一向很高&nbsp&nbsp很快就找來一位大姐&nbsp&nbsp这下&nbsp&nbsp胡志丹的家庭内部矛盾才得到解决

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp最后&nbsp&nbsp他感慨的说&nbsp&nbsp干事业首先要解决好家庭内部矛盾&nbsp&nbsp否则干不好工作

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