第1033章 恨床不塌

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp方士奇沒说啥&nbsp&nbsp肖娜拿出她今天刚买的崭亮皮鞋让他试&nbsp&nbsp方士奇很惊讶&nbsp&nbsp问她是给我买的吗&nbsp&nbsp肖娜回道当然是给你买的了&nbsp&nbsp要么这样大的鞋除了你能穿&nbsp&nbsp谁还能穿

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp方士奇得意的笑了下&nbsp&nbsp穿在脚上还挺合适&nbsp&nbsp顺口说了句“谢谢我的林妹妹&nbsp&nbsp”心里说这小妞&nbsp&nbsp真会安慰本大爷的心&nbsp&nbsp知道给我买一双皮鞋就会从我身上得到十双皮鞋的好处&nbsp&nbsp沒办法&nbsp&nbsp世界上男人兜里的钱都是被这种女人哄走的&nbsp&nbsp所以说男人沒有抠门货&nbsp&nbsp就看你是一只什么鸟&nbsp&nbsp用什么方法打动男人

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp肖娜可不是个笨拙的女人&nbsp&nbsp她心细的都快超过专业会计&nbsp&nbsp自己有个小账本&nbsp&nbsp某年某月某rì方士奇送过她什么礼物&nbsp&nbsp给过她多少钱&nbsp&nbsp然后某年某月某rì她给方士奇买了什么&nbsp&nbsp然后又从他那里得到了什么&nbsp&nbsp一笔一笔的清晰记录&nbsp&nbsp过后慢慢的对比&nbsp&nbsp总结

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp最后她发现只要给方士奇买件衣服&nbsp&nbsp总能得到一次壮观的回报&nbsp&nbsp于是乎&nbsp&nbsp小妞给方士奇买礼物就上瘾了&nbsp&nbsp今天买件衣服&nbsp&nbsp明天买双皮鞋&nbsp&nbsp后天买两个纯棉内裤&nbsp&nbsp大后天再给他买个刮胡刀

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她讲话&nbsp&nbsp舍不得孩子套不住狼&nbsp&nbsp不仅要从身体上会安慰男人&nbsp&nbspjīng神上一样也要安慰他&nbsp&nbsp感化他&nbsp&nbsp不信他锁紧钱袋子不出血&nbsp&nbsp姑nǎinǎi的目标就是让他给我买套房子&nbsp&nbsp看來会搞成功男士钱的女人不完全是靠劈叉&nbsp&nbsp亮法宝&nbsp&nbsp还要玩各种花样&nbsp&nbsp从心理上感化对方&nbsp&nbsp你不把人家哄舒服了&nbsp&nbsp人家凭什么在你身上花钱

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp此时&nbsp&nbsp肖娜满意的端详了下方士奇的风采&nbsp&nbsp说还有一套西装你想试吗

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“哦&nbsp&nbsp你今天怎么回事&nbsp&nbsp为什么要给我买这么多东西&nbsp&nbsp我又不是本命年&nbsp&nbsp今天又不是我的生rì&nbsp&nbsp干嘛这样孝敬我&nbsp&nbsp况且这些东西都很贵的&nbsp&nbsp”方士奇说&nbsp&nbsp肖娜说对你好还不行吗&nbsp&nbsp不管幸福多少钱一斤&nbsp&nbsp我都想把它买回來

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp方士奇沒的可说&nbsp&nbsp感动的抱了抱她&nbsp&nbsp连啃了她几口&nbsp&nbsp差点把她的鼻血搞出來&nbsp&nbsp她每次衣服一裸都像个仙女一样雪白粉嫩&nbsp&nbsp不论摸她哪个穴位都是温热水活&nbsp&nbsp静中有动

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp然后他将西服穿在身上试了试&nbsp&nbsp嗨&nbsp&nbsp也很得体&nbsp&nbsp心想她是怎么知道我腰围和肩宽的&nbsp&nbsp买得这个合适&nbsp&nbsp就像订做一样&nbsp&nbsp方士奇都有点不想脱了&nbsp&nbsp全身上下都是新的&nbsp&nbsp在大厅里來回的走了起來

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“好好&nbsp&nbsp有人想我&nbsp&nbsp关心我&nbsp&nbsp我知足了&nbsp&nbsp今天算沒有白來&nbsp&nbsp收获相当的大&nbsp&nbsp”方士奇感慨道

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp肖娜凑过來还要跟他热乎&nbsp&nbsp听他继续夸她&nbsp&nbsp方士奇又抱了抱她&nbsp&nbsp说快去做饭&nbsp&nbsp我真的有点饿了&nbsp&nbsp肚子都扁了&nbsp&nbsp肖娜笑了笑&nbsp&nbsp看着他祈求她的模样&nbsp&nbsp心里即刻浮现一种对他的深深爱意

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp肖娜一边做饭&nbsp&nbsp一边在厨房里大声和他聊&nbsp&nbsp问他那天是不是真的生她的气了&nbsp&nbsp还说她第一次发现方士奇是个有脾气的人&nbsp&nbsp只是轻易不发而已

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp方士奇从大厅沙发上特意走到厨房搭话道：“我那天是因为你嫌弃我洗桑拿生气了&nbsp&nbsp不过我能克制住火候&nbsp&nbsp要是年轻的时候我相信那天当时就能跟你急了&nbsp&nbsp”“你年轻的时候跟人干过仗吗&nbsp&nbsp”肖娜问

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp方士奇说干过&nbsp&nbsp上学时不仅和男生干仗&nbsp&nbsp跟女生也干&nbsp&nbsp记得有段时间心情特别不好&nbsp&nbsp上晚自习时&nbsp&nbsp同桌的张美丽忽然闻到一股放屁的臭味&nbsp&nbsp她非说是我放的&nbsp&nbsp而且很不讲理&nbsp&nbsp将我桌面的书全撇在地上&nbsp&nbsp大声冲我嚷&nbsp&nbsp你怎么这样沒有素质&nbsp&nbsp如果你不想学习请不要影响其他人好吗&nbsp&nbsp我当时那个怒啊

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp心说rì你妈的&nbsp&nbsp是不是我放的屁你就敢侮辱我&nbsp&nbsp那时也不知道哪儿來的那么大脾气&nbsp&nbsp一大脚就将她踹倒在地&nbsp&nbsp张美丽一个冷不防倒在地上&nbsp&nbsp伤了自尊&nbsp&nbsp顿时大怒&nbsp&nbsp拔地而起&nbsp&nbsp丫头当时真够刁蛮&nbsp&nbsp武松打虎一样凶猛&nbsp&nbsp迅速cāo起一把椅子照准我后背就是一椅子

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp疼得我一咬牙&nbsp&nbsp夺过她手中的椅子&nbsp&nbsp一拳击打在她的前胸上&nbsp&nbsp那时候&nbsp&nbsp她的胸脯还沒有发育成熟&nbsp&nbsp估计也就核桃那么大&nbsp&nbsp不过她也受力不浅&nbsp&nbsp打了个趔趄&nbsp&nbsp倒在地上&nbsp&nbsp她的双手捂着前胸像青蛙一样大口的喘气&nbsp&nbsp紧跟着哇的一声哭了&nbsp&nbsp那一刻&nbsp&nbsp我不知道男生们为什么都在喔喔的大叫

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp后來才明白&nbsp&nbsp是因为张美丽在倒地的瞬间&nbsp&nbsp裙子正好挂住课桌的一个角&nbsp&nbsp大家无意中看到了她的白sè小内裤&nbsp&nbsp总算出了口气&nbsp&nbsp可是第二天老师就让我叫家长&nbsp&nbsp等回到家里&nbsp&nbsp我爸狠狠的教训了我一顿&nbsp&nbsp那是我记忆中最深的一次和女生打斗&nbsp&nbsp不过&nbsp&nbsp后來随着年龄的增长那种年少时的冲动全部沒有了&nbsp&nbsp即使想跟人发火也发不出來

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp方士奇很情趣&nbsp&nbsp把上学时的事都搬了出來&nbsp&nbsp说的肖娜咯咯的笑个不止&nbsp&nbsp然后问那个张美丽现在是什么样子的

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp方士奇呵呵一笑&nbsp&nbsp说她现在还不如小时候可爱呢&nbsp&nbsp胖得有两根树粗&nbsp&nbsp走路都占两个车道&nbsp&nbsp呼呼的&nbsp&nbsp就是八戒他妈來了也沒她肥&nbsp&nbsp我估摸着她家席梦思床已经换了好几个了&nbsp&nbsp那体重&nbsp&nbsp就是意大利制造也白给&nbsp&nbsp一上去&nbsp&nbsp多少根弹簧也得超负荷&nbsp&nbsp再上下运动起來&nbsp&nbsp那不是恨床不塌吗

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp肖娜哈哈大笑&nbsp&nbsp“你呀讥讽人都不打底稿&nbsp&nbsp顺口就來&nbsp&nbsp不就是一个胖墩子吗&nbsp&nbsp到了你嘴里真叫邪乎&nbsp&nbsp好像人家丑得都沒法活了&nbsp&nbsp你能不能不要打击别人&nbsp&nbsp笑话别人你觉得有意思吗&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp方士奇被呛得无话可说&nbsp&nbsp摆弄了半天电视&nbsp&nbsp也沒有一个好节目&nbsp&nbsp这时&nbsp&nbsp肖娜的饭菜上桌了&nbsp&nbsp“哦&nbsp&nbsp香喷喷的美食&nbsp&nbsp还是你的厨艺牛&nbsp&nbsp每次菜做得都肥而不腻&nbsp&nbsp可口味美&nbsp&nbsp佩服佩服&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“好吃就多吃点&nbsp&nbsp喝酒吗&nbsp&nbsp我陪你&nbsp&nbsp”肖娜问&nbsp&nbsp“就凭你这几道菜&nbsp&nbsp我也得喝两杯&nbsp&nbsp要么对你的厨艺不尊&nbsp&nbsp就像家里來客人&nbsp&nbsp看不到酒一样&nbsp&nbsp人家会挑理的&nbsp&nbsp其实酒这种东西有时很讲究的&nbsp&nbsp不仅能增添气氛&nbsp&nbsp还能表达主人的心意&nbsp&nbsp”方士奇官场多年&nbsp&nbsp对酒感悟很深

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp肖娜拿出來一瓶红酒&nbsp&nbsp说不要喝白酒了&nbsp&nbsp陪我喝点红酒&nbsp&nbsp方士奇点了点&nbsp&nbsp说什么酒都可以&nbsp&nbsp我沒意见

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