第1010章 鸡鸣天下

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp最近看了一份报导&nbsp&nbsp小鬼子是依赖xìng最强的国家&nbsp&nbsp不论是餐桌上的美食&nbsp&nbsp还是住房用的木材全來自china&nbsp&nbsp就包括避孕套也要从中国进口&nbsp&nbsp说中国的材料好&nbsp&nbsp超薄超爽&nbsp&nbsp能让高　cháo圆满

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军看完这份报导拍案而起&nbsp&nbsp说小rì本他妈的什么都缺&nbsp&nbsp连女人都缺&nbsp&nbsp见了外国女人都喊“花姑娘”&nbsp&nbsp以前rì本风俗店里去了几个罗马尼亚女郎&nbsp&nbspcāo&nbsp&nbsp几乎一座城市都轰动&nbsp&nbsp排队的全是中老年男xìng&nbsp&nbsp一个上完一个上&nbsp&nbsp几个罗马尼亚金丝女很快就被玩成尿罐子了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军就想&nbsp&nbsp怎么中老年这样活跃&nbsp&nbsp难道年轻人的金刚钻都不行吗&nbsp&nbsp不是&nbsp&nbsp是年轻人沒钱&nbsp&nbsp中老年人钱多&nbsp&nbsp会享受而已

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不过上完后说人家好、多给点小费也行&nbsp&nbsp尼玛&nbsp&nbsp这帮孙子玩完后要多抠门有多抠门&nbsp&nbsp一分钱也要还价&nbsp&nbsp另外几乎沒有一个说好的&nbsp&nbsp反而说人家裤裆超烂&nbsp&nbsp什么样的家伙都喜欢&nbsp&nbsp就是來只公猪也让其进去打钻

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小说去年我去东北&nbsp&nbsp差点跟rì本鬼子谈成一笔大豆生意&nbsp&nbsp小鬼子人人都爱吃纳豆&nbsp&nbsp其实就是将大豆发酵而成&nbsp&nbsp据说女人吃了纳豆可调节内分泌系统&nbsp&nbsp风调雨顺&nbsp&nbsp例假月月准时到&nbsp&nbsp从不爽约&nbsp&nbsp同时还起养颜益寿的作用；男人吃了纳豆jīng力充沛&nbsp&nbsp夜生活特别有情趣

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军呵呵一笑&nbsp&nbsp说放你妈驴屁&nbsp&nbsp你这不是跟我在推销壮阳药吗&nbsp&nbsp二小说不是开玩笑&nbsp&nbsp是真的&nbsp&nbsp可惜那笔生意被东北一位地头蛇抢去了&nbsp&nbsp要是成了&nbsp&nbsp最少也是一百万美元的利润

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军替他啧啧嘴&nbsp&nbsp说这么好的买卖咋就能让别人抢走&nbsp&nbsp关键时候你真笨哦&nbsp&nbsp二小唉了一声&nbsp&nbsp说都怪我大意&nbsp&nbsp太声张了&nbsp&nbsp生意场你也知道&nbsp&nbsp一有风吹草动&nbsp&nbsp什么突來的情况都有可能发生&nbsp&nbsp结果被别人抢先了&nbsp&nbsp所以啊&nbsp&nbsp以后他妈的&nbsp&nbsp就得高调做人低调做事

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军问：“是哪次去东北发生的事情&nbsp&nbsp是倒腾圆木时&nbsp&nbsp还是去联系洋妞时出得事&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“倒腾圆木时&nbsp&nbsp”“那次圆木赚了钱沒有&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“赚了&nbsp&nbsp不过差点上了当&nbsp&nbsp”二小说&nbsp&nbsp“怎么回事&nbsp&nbsp莫非遇到骗子了&nbsp&nbsp”唐军问

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小说有个小子太牛逼了&nbsp&nbsp说他刚跟市zhèng&nbspfǔ签了个协议&nbsp&nbsp要搞一个万亩种植园&nbsp&nbsp什么都好&nbsp&nbsp就是资金不到位&nbsp&nbsp问我入不入股&nbsp&nbsp说这笔生意每个入股者一年至少上百万的红利&nbsp&nbsp我当时动心了&nbsp&nbsp真得很想投资和他合作

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp但晚上躺在那里深思了一会儿&nbsp&nbsp又不敢冒然行事了&nbsp&nbsp突然想到一句话&nbsp&nbsp“世界如此邪恶&nbsp&nbsp你要多动脑子&nbsp&nbsp”当时觉得那家伙骗术太低级了&nbsp&nbsp是个人都能发现他内心的诡秘

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp之后&nbsp&nbsp果真有人上当了&nbsp&nbsp原來那家伙的合同全是假的&nbsp&nbsp说白了就是一个皮包公司

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军点了点头&nbsp&nbsp说这年月学得聪明点还是好&nbsp&nbsp金钱社会骗子无处不在&nbsp&nbsp最好不要看外表判断人&nbsp&nbsp骗子之所以能获得别人的信任&nbsp&nbsp就是因为他们会展示自己&nbsp&nbsp上万元的衣服、上万元包&nbsp&nbsp以及上万元的手机&nbsp&nbsp给你的感觉是他们很有钱&nbsp&nbsp根本就不会行骗&nbsp&nbsp然后开口就说自己是某某公司的老总&nbsp&nbsp甚至是国家领导人的亲戚&nbsp&nbsp渐渐的开始引你上钩

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小说是的是的&nbsp&nbsp骗子如果戴上赵本山的帽子&nbsp&nbsp充满乡土味&nbsp&nbsp再住上100元一宿的招待所&nbsp&nbsp肯定沒人跟你谈生意&nbsp&nbsp你就是把牛逼吹到玉皇耳朵里也沒人相信&nbsp&nbsp认为你沒有那个实力

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp但是你弄一身价值昂贵的衣服一穿&nbsp&nbsp再戴上一副斯文眼镜&nbsp&nbsp说些带有形容词的官文&nbsp&nbsp甚至手机里都有奥巴马的电话号码&nbsp&nbsp官系网能探到社会的每个角落&nbsp&nbsp那就成了&nbsp&nbsp总有些二五眼佩服的要给你下跪&nbsp&nbsp甚至被你骗的家破人亡

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小这几年人在江湖&nbsp&nbsp练就了一身识别骗子的本事&nbsp&nbsp因此在他身上根本从沒有发生过受骗上当的事&nbsp&nbsp任何人之所以不栽跟头&nbsp&nbsp都是防范意识强&nbsp&nbsp沒有其它窍门

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp俩人正聊得上瘾&nbsp&nbsp大厅电视里正播放《通北夜话》节目&nbsp&nbsp主持人是一位漂亮的嫩肤小姐&nbsp&nbsp说话声轻细润滑&nbsp&nbsp十分有磁xìng&nbsp&nbsp总让人肉麻的大脑发痴&nbsp&nbsp脚后跟痒痒

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小说不用听她瞎白话&nbsp&nbsp这女子我认识&nbsp&nbsp艺名叫阳阳&nbsp&nbsp其实就是一个出现在绿灯区的鸡&nbsp&nbsp烂菜花一个&nbsp&nbsp现在这年月不是鸡鸣天下嘛&nbsp&nbsp据说这丫头社交广泛&nbsp&nbsp有通天之术&nbsp&nbsp到处有朋友&nbsp&nbsp单位里跟台长睡&nbsp&nbsp跟编导睡&nbsp&nbsp跟同事睡&nbsp&nbsp但我保证&nbsp&nbsp她绝对沒跟我睡过

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军哼了一声&nbsp&nbsp说你丫长这副德xìng&nbsp&nbsp啥心思都有&nbsp&nbsp人家沒让你弄&nbsp&nbsp你就痛骂人家&nbsp&nbsp简直鸡贼一个&nbsp&nbsp明跟你说我的女友就是一名记者&nbsp&nbsp她人品很好&nbsp&nbsp沒有一点可挑剔的地方&nbsp&nbsp记住&nbsp&nbsp说话切忌不要伤众&nbsp&nbsp一竿子全打死&nbsp&nbsp其实&nbsp&nbsp主持人这个角sè很不好当&nbsp&nbsp动作太随意了有人说人家浪；动作太规范了又有人说人家装逼；严肃一点&nbsp&nbsp又要说人家xìng冷淡

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小哈哈大笑&nbsp&nbsp然后赔不是道好好&nbsp&nbsp我王八蛋&nbsp&nbsp我不是人&nbsp&nbsp出名的女子都是好人&nbsp&nbsp绝对都很干净

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军无话可说&nbsp&nbsp心里却痛骂二小傻逼一个&nbsp&nbsp文化水太浅&nbsp&nbsp半桶不满&nbsp&nbsp说话太占地方

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这时二小的电话响了&nbsp&nbsp白牡丹问表弟是不是跟你在一起喝酒了&nbsp&nbsp二小说是呀&nbsp&nbsp怎么了&nbsp&nbsp出什么事了&nbsp&nbsp白牡丹说怎么能喝成这个样子&nbsp&nbsp还被人打了&nbsp&nbsp简直太出轨了&nbsp&nbsp脑袋都肿大了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小赶忙陪礼道&nbsp&nbsp“对不起&nbsp&nbsp当初是想送你老公回家&nbsp&nbsp但他说自己沒喝多&nbsp&nbsp死活不让人送&nbsp&nbsp谁知他竟然出了事&nbsp&nbsp唉&nbsp&nbsp待会儿我过去一趟&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp今晚&nbsp&nbsp白牡丹让表弟刺激的非常不舒服&nbsp&nbsp看到他酩酊大醉、浑身挂伤的惨样&nbsp&nbsp心口憋得难受&nbsp&nbsp最后干脆跑到阳台的通风处放松去了&nbsp&nbsp可是沒想到老公却说起了梦话&nbsp&nbsp她感到非常的措手不及

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp赶忙又走到他的近前一手扶着他的肩膀问：“老公&nbsp&nbsp你醒醒&nbsp&nbsp你告诉我&nbsp&nbsp你怎么了&nbsp&nbsp是谁欺负了你&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟看上去很吃惊&nbsp&nbsp刚睁开的眼充满了胆怯&nbsp&nbsp好像猛然脱离梦中的情景&nbsp&nbsp他一下接受不了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp然后又痴痴地看着白牡丹&nbsp&nbsp好半天才说：“我刚才做梦了&nbsp&nbsp先是梦见和你在一起&nbsp&nbsp我俩开心的玩耍&nbsp&nbsp等后來又梦见你和别的男人在一起&nbsp&nbsp当时我不知道该怎么办&nbsp&nbsp男人和你们女人不同&nbsp&nbsp女人一遇到困难总是先用眼泪铺道&nbsp&nbsp然后才考虑解决的办法；而男人就沒有这么复杂&nbsp&nbsp只要遇到困难就直接寻求克服困难的方法&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你怎么能做这些无聊的梦&nbsp&nbsp莫非我守在你的身旁你都不放心吗&nbsp&nbsp看來最近你的身体确实很虚&nbsp&nbsp你太需要休息了&nbsp&nbsp总是做噩梦那并非是好事&nbsp&nbsp”表弟沒有说话&nbsp&nbsp眼神里仍然是被惊吓后的忧虑

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp白牡丹有意识地靠在他的身旁说：“从现在开始你必须学会放松自己&nbsp&nbsp把心放宽些&nbsp&nbsp可不能有太重的心事&nbsp&nbsp不然的话&nbsp&nbsp过度的疲劳就会造成夜晚多梦”&nbsp&nbsp表弟得到了老婆的安慰&nbsp&nbsp立刻來了情绪&nbsp&nbsp竟然抱住她开始发疯起來

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