第995章 一池清水

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp世界本是一池清水&nbsp&nbsp但总有人要往里撒尿&nbsp&nbsp张三不尿李四尿&nbsp&nbsp李四不尿王五尿&nbsp&nbsp总之&nbsp&nbsp想干净太难了&nbsp&nbsp因为j8长在自己的身上&nbsp&nbsp你不能说天天不吃不喝就去监督别人的下面&nbsp&nbsp况且某些人脱裤子的速度都成光速了&nbsp&nbsp快得高科技都比不了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp过去人撒尿还有个程序&nbsp&nbsp一二三往前站&nbsp&nbsp四五六手中攥&nbsp&nbsp七**才见嘘

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp庞大宇过去是山西煤老板的身世&nbsp&nbsp如今也算通北市首富&nbsp&nbsp吃得肥头大耳&nbsp&nbsp心头嘹亮&nbsp&nbsp走路屁股变斯文&nbsp&nbsp左右摇摆节奏感十分强烈&nbsp&nbsp双臂如企鹅&nbsp&nbsp胖的已经无法够着壮观的肚脐眼

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp偶尔蹦出一个扭丝屁&nbsp&nbsp几百元一条的养jīng裤头也被熏得焦黄&nbsp&nbsp因为痔疮手术后菊花不把门了&nbsp&nbsp屁声一响&nbsp&nbsp裤头立刻被糊得金光灿烂&nbsp&nbsp庞总经常自夸&nbsp&nbsp说我的屁是最有效果&nbsp&nbsp当今无人能比

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军在一旁哈哈大笑&nbsp&nbsp说你牛逼哦&nbsp&nbsp头发一炸通北一霸&nbsp&nbsp但别一屁喷在美女的脸上就行&nbsp&nbsp庞大宇顿时笑得严重缺氧

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军说完&nbsp&nbsp心里嘟哝道：“靠&nbsp&nbsp说你胖你就喘&nbsp&nbsp别拿鸡毛当令箭了&nbsp&nbsp你以为菊花不把门是好事&nbsp&nbsp要是让你当外交官&nbsp&nbsp非搞得全世界都是臭烘烘的不可&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp闲暇时&nbsp&nbsp庞总还酷爱女xìng花裤衩&nbsp&nbsp攥在手里闻了又闻&nbsp&nbsp看了又看&nbsp&nbsp爱不释手&nbsp&nbsp一挥笔达成协议&nbsp&nbsp为希望工程捐款500万&nbsp&nbsp上电视上报纸出尽风头&nbsp&nbsp荣誉、鲜花不断涌來&nbsp&nbsp让谁看了都会大叹小子的光亮人生

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp但他的夜生活怎样糜烂永远无人知晓&nbsp&nbsp共开辟了多少处女地也许只有庞大宇的j8知道&nbsp&nbsp其余人谁都不知

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp过去和尚不爱飘柔&nbsp&nbsp现在和尚也爱飘柔&nbsp&nbsp因为养了小蜜；过去鸡都是天亮才打鸣&nbsp&nbsp现在的鸡一晚都乱打鸣&nbsp&nbsp把世界搞得乱七八糟

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp庞大宇因为是山西人&nbsp&nbsp刚來通北创业时沒有朋友&nbsp&nbsp只有唐军跟他來往密切&nbsp&nbsp可是沒想到不到一年工夫&nbsp&nbsp这厮的朋友竟然多如牛毛&nbsp&nbsp就连市委书记方士奇也成了他的铁杆知己&nbsp&nbsp原因很简单&nbsp&nbsp就是钱在作怪&nbsp&nbsp只要你有钱&nbsp&nbsp朋友就是苍蝇&nbsp&nbsp不招自來&nbsp&nbsp而且钱越多苍蝇越多

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军每次去他的办公室&nbsp&nbsp里面都坐满人&nbsp&nbsp就是走廊口、厕所里都有人主动跟他搭茬想多聊两句&nbsp&nbsp学点生财之道什么的

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp上午唐军的办公室里胡志丹走了进來&nbsp&nbsp问他要庞大宇的号码&nbsp&nbsp说林业局在高开区成立了一家公司&nbsp&nbsp属于企业xìng质&nbsp&nbsp但资金短缺被困在其中&nbsp&nbsp想让庞大宇投点资&nbsp&nbsp谁知这厮肯帮忙吗&nbsp&nbsp据说他给希望工程都捐了500万

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军笑了&nbsp&nbsp说我给你号码你去问问&nbsp&nbsp这厮为人处事还说得过去&nbsp&nbsp官场职场口碑都不错&nbsp&nbsp胡志丹又说不知他有何喜好&nbsp&nbsp想给他送点礼&nbsp&nbsp唐军愣怔了一下&nbsp&nbsp回道你对庞大宇不太了解&nbsp&nbsp什么都不用送&nbsp&nbsp如果有条件送他一名美女&nbsp&nbsp他肯定高兴

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胡志丹笑了&nbsp&nbsp真想不到这位庞大宇还是位黄军&nbsp&nbsp喜欢美眉&nbsp&nbsp好啊好啊&nbsp&nbsp只要知道他的癖好就好办&nbsp&nbsp俗话说知己知彼百战不殆

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp其实庞大宇年轻的时候还沒有这样胖&nbsp&nbsp那时还很纯&nbsp&nbsp家住黄土高坡&nbsp&nbsp特点酷爱喝老陈醋&nbsp&nbsp吃什么都离不开醋&nbsp&nbsp说话都有醋味&nbsp&nbsp酸的旁边人头皮发麻&nbsp&nbsp不到十八岁就已成才&nbsp&nbsp大有英雄本sè&nbsp&nbsp白天下面就撅着&nbsp&nbsp戳穿棉被&nbsp&nbsp捣毁木床

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp最后将一位村姑大胆破处&nbsp&nbsp第一次偷吃了人生禁果&nbsp&nbsp其乐融融&nbsp&nbsp十九岁那年忽然有了雄心壮志&nbsp&nbsp决心单身闯广东

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp广州街头勇敢揭下皇榜&nbsp&nbsp月薪八千元给亿万富翁当保镖&nbsp&nbsp九十年代月薪八千元都是天文数字&nbsp&nbsp一般人沒有这样的机会&nbsp&nbsp想都不敢想&nbsp&nbsp认为是天上掉馅饼&nbsp&nbsp异想天开的事&nbsp&nbsp但庞大宇就敢想、敢做

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp同去面试有两人&nbsp&nbsp庞大宇排在第二位&nbsp&nbsp第一位进去就沒有出來&nbsp&nbsp估计是被打残了&nbsp&nbsp灯一灭&nbsp&nbsp五六个彪形大汉劈头盖脸对其进行狂扁&nbsp&nbsp小子还手的勇气都沒有&nbsp&nbsp当时就吓阳　痿了&nbsp&nbsp跪在地上大喊爷爷们饶命

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp紧跟着灯一亮&nbsp&nbsp面试官依旧正席而坐&nbsp&nbsp一脸严肃说不合格&nbsp&nbsp连自己都保护不了将來怎么能保护老板&nbsp&nbsp你以为月薪八千元那么好拿吗&nbsp&nbsp太扯淡了&nbsp&nbsp下一位上场

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp庞大宇一出场和第一位情况相同&nbsp&nbsp不分青红皂白就被五六个大汉一顿疯狂修理&nbsp&nbsp一个冷不防&nbsp&nbsp哐啷一声就被踹倒在地&nbsp&nbsp庞大宇这个來气&nbsp&nbsp心说面试工作&nbsp&nbsp为何要打人&nbsp&nbsp妈的&nbsp&nbsp是不是遇到土匪了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这厮不愧是条汉子&nbsp&nbsp即便身体倒下&nbsp&nbsp但心沒有倒&nbsp&nbsp一发力&nbsp&nbsp忽地又坐了起來&nbsp&nbsp一拳击塌一个小子的鼻梁骨&nbsp&nbsp一掌震裂另一个小子的耳膜&nbsp&nbsp然后又一脚踢折高个子的小鸡&nbsp&nbsp其余两位不战认输

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp灯一亮&nbsp&nbsp面试官满意的笑了&nbsp&nbsp说像条汉子&nbsp&nbsp一个人对付五个人富富有余&nbsp&nbsp你完全可以胜任保镖这个职位&nbsp&nbsp庞大宇就这样顺利成为了富翁的保镖&nbsp&nbsp干了三年搞了一百万&nbsp&nbsp然后扬眉吐气回了老家&nbsp&nbsp在父亲的帮助下当起了小煤窑老板

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp生意越滚越大&nbsp&nbsp转眼几年小子渐渐的又从一个小煤窑老板变成了大煤窑老板&nbsp&nbsp由此&nbsp&nbsp对他來说人生最得意的时代便开始了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp晚上&nbsp&nbsp庞大宇早早的就躺在了床上&nbsp&nbsp舒服的大腿都比平时粗了一倍&nbsp&nbsp楚楚的小嫩手在他的身上轻轻划过&nbsp&nbsp他的眼睛都绿了&nbsp&nbsp然后问最近你为何总是一副不开心的样子&nbsp&nbsp有什么心事吗

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp楚楚好像有点心不在焉&nbsp&nbsp一句话也不说&nbsp&nbsp两个食指一离一合的碰撞着&nbsp&nbsp似乎是在玩一种游戏

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp庞大宇看了她一眼&nbsp&nbsp问是不是还在为我当初离婚的事多心&nbsp&nbsp楚楚依旧不表态&nbsp&nbsp很能沉住气&nbsp&nbsp庞大宇是个急xìng人&nbsp&nbsp很腻味女人那种半忧伤玩深沉劲儿

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp于是两只眼睛红的像屠夫&nbsp&nbsp说其实我离婚和我老爸去世&nbsp&nbsp都与你无关&nbsp&nbsp你不用自责&nbsp&nbsp夫妻之间如果真沒有感情&nbsp&nbsp分手为上策&nbsp&nbsp两个思想无法统一还死拽在一起有什么意义&nbsp&nbsp中国人的传统思想&nbsp&nbsp对家的理解太深刻&nbsp&nbsp一般人都是蔑视离婚&nbsp&nbsp好像离过一次婚和坐过一次大牢一样不光彩&nbsp&nbsp其实&nbsp&nbsp这是一种旧思想&nbsp&nbsp早应该被取缔

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp看看人家老外&nbsp&nbsp对待离婚比我们慷慨的多&nbsp&nbsp从不思前想后的&nbsp&nbsp只要对自己不爽造成生活上的障碍&nbsp&nbsp马上提出分手&nbsp&nbsp结婚的目的是为得到幸福才聚合在一起的&nbsp&nbsp如果沒有幸福那在一起就沒有任何意义

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp楚楚终于开口了&nbsp&nbsp说我也能想开&nbsp&nbsp就是你爸是因为我们结婚而死&nbsp&nbsp这多少给我的心里留下点yīn影&nbsp&nbsp这件事一想起來&nbsp&nbsp好像我就是一个千古罪人似的

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp庞大宇害怕她提自己的父亲&nbsp&nbsp因为那也是他的一块痛楚&nbsp&nbsp所以他不耐烦了&nbsp&nbsp说快睡&nbsp&nbsp考虑这么多干吗&nbsp&nbsp沒人责怪你的&nbsp&nbsp庞大宇安慰了半天&nbsp&nbsp楚楚才合上眼睡了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp半夜里&nbsp&nbsp她下了两次床&nbsp&nbsp把庞大宇惊醒&nbsp&nbsp他问你在干什么&nbsp&nbsp她说厨房的水龙头沒有关紧&nbsp&nbsp总能听到一种滴水声&nbsp&nbsp很是讨厌

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp庞大宇仔细听了听&nbsp&nbsp说我怎么听不到&nbsp&nbsp你是在做梦&nbsp&nbsp赶快睡&nbsp&nbsp接着&nbsp&nbsp俩人合在一起睡去了

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