第972章 倒霉来袭

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp美妖妖歌厅老板最近又发福了&nbsp&nbsp肚皮由原來的100厘米变成现在的120厘米&nbsp&nbsp走路很壮观&nbsp&nbsp屁股向两侧猛甩&nbsp&nbsp肚皮向前边猛挺&nbsp&nbsp槌子向里面猛缩&nbsp&nbsp小姐们会说老板大大&nbsp&nbsp不要再胖了&nbsp&nbsp要么晚上都找不见你的小弟了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp前天老板跟几个朋友从海鲜馆吃完鲍鱼&nbsp&nbsp刚驾车到了立交桥就跟别人追尾了&nbsp&nbsp据说骨盆受损

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军得知美妖妖老板出车祸的消息&nbsp&nbsp马上跟二小和夏rì买了好多礼品去医院看望他

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp到了医院老板正在睡觉&nbsp&nbsp枕头边放着几本xìng感女子杂志&nbsp&nbsp封面看上去很油腻&nbsp&nbsp估计是翻阅了好多遍&nbsp&nbsp估计看这样的杂志目的也是想刺激他的下面&nbsp&nbsp感触一下小弟是否和以前一样&nbsp&nbsp从而消除他的绝望情绪

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp省得我每次一去&nbsp&nbsp他抱住我的腿又哭又闹&nbsp&nbsp说自己的下面已经残了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp夏rì比谁都沒有耐心&nbsp&nbsp想坐一会儿就走&nbsp&nbsp所以把礼品盒重重的放在床头柜上有意惊醒老板&nbsp&nbsp这招很好使&nbsp&nbsp美妖妖老板翻了下身&nbsp&nbsp睁开眼一看是二小和唐军來看他了&nbsp&nbsp马上挣扎着想坐起來&nbsp&nbsp唐军说慢点慢点&nbsp&nbsp不要动&nbsp&nbsp紧跟着将他的上身慢慢扶起

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp结果老板扑在唐军身上又哭又闹&nbsp&nbsp说自己下面估计残废了&nbsp&nbsp人活在世不就是以xìng福为主嘛&nbsp&nbsp如果沒有xìng福活得还有什么意义

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军会安慰他&nbsp&nbsp说不要胡说八道&nbsp&nbsp现在医学这样发达什么样的病治不了&nbsp&nbsp好了&nbsp&nbsp你的j8我做主&nbsp&nbsp实在不行咱最后弄个塑料的也行&nbsp&nbsp照样享受七情六yù&nbsp&nbsp二小在旁边瞪了唐军一眼&nbsp&nbsp说人家都成这样了&nbsp&nbsp还拿人家开心吗&nbsp&nbsp你也太那个了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军苦笑了一下还沒说话&nbsp&nbsp美妖妖老板却说了沒关系的&nbsp&nbsp开玩笑嘛&nbsp&nbsp哪有生气之理&nbsp&nbsp沒事的&nbsp&nbsp今天大家可以随便开玩笑

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp十年前&nbsp&nbsp美妖妖老板就开始看毛片&nbsp&nbsp尤其那次看叶子楣在浴缸里大战&nbsp&nbsp这厮当时就兴奋了&nbsp&nbsp脚趾分开&nbsp&nbsp下巴脱落&nbsp&nbsp桌子顶翻&nbsp&nbsp咧着嘴无声大笑&nbsp&nbsp心想这个时候就是看到一头奔跑的肥猪&nbsp&nbsp一定把它扑倒&nbsp&nbsp大战三百六十回合&nbsp&nbsp直到jīng尽人亡

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp之后&nbsp&nbsp这厮忽然有了雄心壮志&nbsp&nbsp发誓一定要开一个歌厅&nbsp&nbsp像过去皇帝老儿一样玩遍天下美女&nbsp&nbsp十年后&nbsp&nbsp他终于如愿以偿&nbsp&nbsp一喝酒就开始吹牛逼&nbsp&nbsp其实我也沒啥&nbsp&nbsp就是看了一部毛片忽然有了事业心

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小说你这次车祸跟我上次特别相似&nbsp&nbsp当时是不是昏迷不醒

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp美妖妖老板摇着头&nbsp&nbsp说我当时沒有昏迷&nbsp&nbsp大脑很清晰&nbsp&nbsp只是下半身失去知觉&nbsp&nbsp那一刻&nbsp&nbsp我能估摸出伤势有多重&nbsp&nbsp绝望中觉得整个世界天塌地陷了&nbsp&nbsp下半辈子极有可能要在轮椅上渡过了&nbsp&nbsp都有了跳楼的心里准备

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小和唐军呵呵大笑&nbsp&nbsp说你小子干嘛要跳楼&nbsp&nbsp就是留有最后一口气&nbsp&nbsp也要幸福的活着

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp老板说我跟别人不同&nbsp&nbsp必须jīng彩的活着&nbsp&nbsp如果残疾了真有跳楼的决心&nbsp&nbsp唐军说快别胡说八道了&nbsp&nbsp你的伤一点都不重&nbsp&nbsp距离残疾还有十万八千里

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp老板沉默了一会儿&nbsp&nbsp说赶快出院&nbsp&nbsp我是一天也不想在这里呆了&nbsp&nbsp实在太憋的慌

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军劝道：“再坚持几天&nbsp&nbsp你的听大夫的&nbsp&nbsp不是我们谁说了算&nbsp&nbsp如果沒有彻底康复&nbsp&nbsp回去后反而会加重病情的&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp美妖妖老板愁苦的说我从小到大从沒住过医院&nbsp&nbsp这是第一次&nbsp&nbsp确实体会到了住院的滋味&nbsp&nbsp很无聊很无聊

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“有啥可无聊&nbsp&nbsp你沒事可以找小护士聊天&nbsp&nbsp给她们讲狼爱上羊的故事&nbsp&nbsp”唐军说道

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“讲啥呀讲&nbsp&nbsp你不知道这里的小护士长得都很有个xìng&nbsp&nbsp不是腿粗就是腿短&nbsp&nbsp就有一个不错&nbsp&nbsp但沒脖子&nbsp&nbsp就像花瓶上直接插了朵花&nbsp&nbsp只能看见两头&nbsp&nbsp中间部位沒有&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp夏rì捂住嘴狂笑&nbsp&nbsp说你是在住院还是在观察女人&nbsp&nbsp看那么仔细干吗&nbsp&nbsp她的话音一落&nbsp&nbsp门执拗一声开了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一位女护士把头伸了进來&nbsp&nbsp大脑袋&nbsp&nbsp突颧骨小眼睛&nbsp&nbsp鼻子有点朝天&nbsp&nbsp嘴唇有点翻卷&nbsp&nbsp不分青红皂白&nbsp&nbsp愤愤的说：“你们几个说话声低点&nbsp&nbsp注意点室内卫生好不好&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp夏rì赶紧停住了磕瓜子&nbsp&nbsp不好意思的朝唐军笑了笑&nbsp&nbsp门嘭的一下又关上了&nbsp&nbsp美妖妖老板紧跟着开口道&nbsp&nbsp“这位是3号&nbsp&nbsp我给编的号&nbsp&nbsp1号2号你们还沒看到&nbsp&nbsp看见了绝对让你们下巴脱落&nbsp&nbsp脚后跟掉皮&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军说丑就丑点呗&nbsp&nbsp估计她们的院长肯定是一个很正派的人&nbsp&nbsp不喜欢招一拨美女进來&nbsp&nbsp那样会影响大夫们的正常工作&nbsp&nbsp其实&nbsp&nbsp漂亮女人都是惹事的祸端

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp美妖妖老板不服的样子&nbsp&nbsp说你真能说&nbsp&nbsp每天嘴里叨叨着美女两个字&nbsp&nbsp今天又说美女是祸端&nbsp&nbsp那好&nbsp&nbsp夏rì你赶快走&nbsp&nbsp以后也不要和唐军來往&nbsp&nbsp她把你们说成是祸端

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp夏rì用眼睛瞪唐军&nbsp&nbsp“他敢对我无礼&nbsp&nbsp我抓住他的弱点&nbsp&nbsp能让他哇哇的哭&nbsp&nbsp”美妖妖老板笑了&nbsp&nbsp掰下一个香蕉递到夏rì的手中

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp有一次&nbsp&nbsp在马路边唐军看到一位男子抱住一棵树狂吻&nbsp&nbsp他说兄弟&nbsp&nbsp大街上到处都是女人&nbsp&nbsp随便拉一位不比抱棵树强

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这厮猛一回头&nbsp&nbsp一眼大一眼小怒视唐军&nbsp&nbsp然后噌的一下从怀里掏出一把菜刀&nbsp&nbsp唐军差点跟他打起來&nbsp&nbsp可是又一想&nbsp&nbsp人家在悲痛中&nbsp&nbsp再将其扁一顿&nbsp&nbsp那不是让人家雪上加霜么

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp后來唐军才知道&nbsp&nbsp这厮失恋了&nbsp&nbsp是想跟情敌决一死战&nbsp&nbsp结果遇上了他&nbsp&nbsp唐军猜想这位爷们的女友肯定很漂亮&nbsp&nbsp不然他能跟情敌拼命吗&nbsp&nbsp所以说漂亮女人是男人的祸端也是有道理的

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp美妖妖老板拍了拍脑袋瓜说生活就是一个“屁”&nbsp&nbsp你吃得越好放出的屁越臭&nbsp&nbsp你活得越安宁&nbsp&nbsp不知什么时候就努出一个臭屁惊倒周围人&nbsp&nbsp这次我出车祸就震惊不小&nbsp&nbsp无形中给我平静的生活涂了一层烦恼

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小说快别悲观了&nbsp&nbsp已经彻底脱离了危险&nbsp&nbsp还不为自己捡条命而庆幸&nbsp&nbsp这个世界谁死了你也不能死&nbsp&nbsp美妖妖有那么多妹妹等着你浇肥呢&nbsp&nbsp唐军也说是的是的&nbsp&nbsp你是花都里的大魔头&nbsp&nbsp沒有你&nbsp&nbsp花都里有多少花都得提前凋谢了

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