第958章 虽胖没胆

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp瘦驼调侃起來很风趣&nbsp&nbsp说那个年代我很年轻、很调皮&nbsp&nbsp沒事逗逗女孩儿&nbsp&nbsp或者惹点事让胖子帮我摆平&nbsp&nbsp每天活得无忧无虑的

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp有一次从录像厅联系了一位卫校的姑娘&nbsp&nbsp我们一同进了一座废弃的旧房子里&nbsp&nbsp先是我和姑娘拥抱&nbsp&nbsp后來看见胖子在一边急得头顶都往下淌汗&nbsp&nbsp我赶快让了出來&nbsp&nbsp使了个眼神让胖子上&nbsp&nbsp胖子可是如鱼得水&nbsp&nbsp抱住姑娘这个揉擦

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我很自觉的躲到外面去给胖子放哨去了&nbsp&nbsp结果胖子这个时间长不出來&nbsp&nbsp我呆在外面就听到他肥肥的肚皮发出啪啪的声音和严重缺氧的哮喘声&nbsp&nbsp心说笨死了&nbsp&nbsp给你块儿肥肉你也不会吃

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我实在无聊&nbsp&nbsp就蹲在地上看蚂蚁做乱&nbsp&nbsp然后在蚂蚁洞口上吐口唾沫&nbsp&nbsp紧跟着无数条蚂蚁就像遭受了洪水的袭击&nbsp&nbsp玩命的出逃&nbsp&nbsp样子看上去很搞笑&nbsp&nbsp于是我在想&nbsp&nbsp外星人看我们也会不会像我们看蚂蚁一样渺小&nbsp&nbsp他们稍一跺脚某个地方就要发生地震&nbsp&nbsp稍泼点水某个地方又要遭受洪水

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就在我幻想的时候胖子提着裤子出來了&nbsp&nbsp我问咋就用这么长时间&nbsp&nbsp胖子凑到我的耳边低声说沒办法&nbsp&nbsp有点供水不足

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我啪的在他肥臀上拍了一巴掌&nbsp&nbsp说你丫去死&nbsp&nbsp紧跟着姑娘也从里面羞涩的出來了&nbsp&nbsp她低着头都不好意思看我&nbsp&nbsp我说胖子今天请客&nbsp&nbsp你应该对人家小妹表示表示&nbsp&nbsp胖子大大咧咧的说沒问題&nbsp&nbsp我们直接进饭店

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp饭店里大家又是一顿狂喝&nbsp&nbsp姑娘也让胖子逼的喝了一瓶啤酒晕呼呼的解开了三道纽扣&nbsp&nbsp说热&nbsp&nbsp胖子更是沒说的&nbsp&nbsp一共上了二十个啤酒&nbsp&nbsp他一个人就吹了十四个&nbsp&nbsp我只喝了五瓶酒感觉肚子已经爆满&nbsp&nbsp看到胖子吃饭还是那么的香&nbsp&nbsp于是我把油汪汪肥肉片全给了胖子

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp吃得中间胖子说尿急&nbsp&nbsp一个人匆匆的跑进了卫生间&nbsp&nbsp把我和姑娘全逗乐&nbsp&nbsp然后姑娘对我说她的网名叫麦当闹&nbsp&nbsp有时间可以和她在qq上联系&nbsp&nbsp我说沒问題&nbsp&nbsp这一阵子我特闲&nbsp&nbsp差不多每天都在网&nbsp&nbsp后來我问她什么时候毕业&nbsp&nbsp她说下半年就该实习了&nbsp&nbsp明年毕业

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我说如果毕业能留校吗&nbsp&nbsp她笑了&nbsp&nbsp摇着头说不能&nbsp&nbsp现在就连很多名牌大学生都进不去&nbsp&nbsp何况我这点学历

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“那你毕业打算去哪里工作&nbsp&nbsp”我问&nbsp&nbsp她说打工&nbsp&nbsp哪儿有需要我的地方去哪儿呗&nbsp&nbsp这时候胖子回來了&nbsp&nbsp我问还吃吗&nbsp&nbsp他点点头&nbsp&nbsp我说菜可能有点凉&nbsp&nbsp再让服务员帮你热一下&nbsp&nbsp胖子说不用不用&nbsp&nbsp然后冲服务员吆喝了一声再來三张馅饼

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我赶忙开口道胖子&nbsp&nbsp你已经吃这么多了&nbsp&nbsp你丫还要三张馅饼&nbsp&nbsp你不怕撑坏了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“cāo&nbsp&nbsp这点算多么&nbsp&nbsp我以前都拿脸盆吃过&nbsp&nbsp”胖子大大咧咧的说

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我说谁要是有你这样的亲戚就算倒霉&nbsp&nbsp你在人家住上一个星期&nbsp&nbsp人家一个月的口粮就沒了&nbsp&nbsp姑娘在旁边直乐&nbsp&nbsp说胖点也好&nbsp&nbsp走到哪儿沒人敢欺负&nbsp&nbsp我说这年头能打架不是英雄&nbsp&nbsp长得帅气才受人欢迎&nbsp&nbsp你看胖子一卧倒了就像半扇猪肉&nbsp&nbsp一站起來就像大黑熊&nbsp&nbsp像他这样的将來能讨到一个共白头的媳妇都难

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“有完沒完&nbsp&nbsp”胖子伤自尊了&nbsp&nbsp跟我急了&nbsp&nbsp用一双肥眼看着我&nbsp&nbsp满脸的不高兴&nbsp&nbsp我说胖子你再跟我急我把你的丑事全给你说出來&nbsp&nbsp胖子立刻笑了&nbsp&nbsp说求你了哥哥&nbsp&nbsp不要拿我开心了&nbsp&nbsp我还沒吃完饭呢&nbsp&nbsp等我吃完我们再聊好吗

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我看着他沒脾气的样子都想笑&nbsp&nbsp旁边坐的姑娘开口说你俩在一起也很开心&nbsp&nbsp总是一个唱红脸一个唱黑脸肯定不闹矛盾

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我说现在倒不闹&nbsp&nbsp上学时时经常闹&nbsp&nbsp不过大多数是因为吃的&nbsp&nbsp那时候我母亲为我准备好在学校吃的早点&nbsp&nbsp稍不留心就被胖子偷吃了&nbsp&nbsp害得我经常饿肚子干靠&nbsp&nbsp你问胖子有这回事吗

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胖子呵呵的傻笑&nbsp&nbsp说有&nbsp&nbsp不过我吃了瘦驼的早点&nbsp&nbsp他小子很野蛮&nbsp&nbsp每次动手打人&nbsp&nbsp我那时虽胖但沒胆&nbsp&nbsp每次都被他打哭&nbsp&nbsp还不敢跟老师说&nbsp&nbsp因为我偷吃了他的早点理亏&nbsp&nbsp我哈哈的大笑&nbsp&nbsp说是的是的&nbsp&nbsp每次我都能把他打哭&nbsp&nbsp因为班里唯一一位大力士也被我征服了&nbsp&nbsp所以当时班里的同学各个都很怕我

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp姑娘说&nbsp&nbsp现在你就不行了&nbsp&nbsp估计两个瘦驼捆在一起也未必能对付了胖子&nbsp&nbsp“那还用说&nbsp&nbsp他现在已经吃成了外星人&nbsp&nbsp谁还敢和他较量&nbsp&nbsp要想对付他也有一个办法&nbsp&nbsp那就得利用导弹了&nbsp&nbsp直接给丫灭了&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你瞧见沒有&nbsp&nbsp瘦驼这厮就是这么心眼黑&nbsp&nbsp所以他爹给他起名叫瘦驼&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我说不跟你扯皮了&nbsp&nbsp然后点燃一支烟&nbsp&nbsp看着胖子还在狼吞虎咽的吃着饭&nbsp&nbsp我有点等得不耐烦了&nbsp&nbsp说你先慢慢吃&nbsp&nbsp我去外面抽根烟&nbsp&nbsp胖子嘴里一边嚼着饭&nbsp&nbsp一边冲我点头

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我的专业老师其貌不扬&nbsp&nbsp长得跟螳螂似的瘦&nbsp&nbsp一副宽边眼睛压得半个脸只能看见骨头看不见肉&nbsp&nbsp一张喜欢吹牛逼的嘴&nbsp&nbsp挺厚还向前突兀&nbsp&nbsp学生们都喜欢管他叫螳螂老师&nbsp&nbsp据说以前是一家电脑公司的高级工程师&nbsp&nbsp后來单干成立了这所电脑维修技术培训中心

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp听他的课能感觉出來他的水平很高&nbsp&nbsp凡是爱学习的人都也对他很尊敬&nbsp&nbsp喜欢上他的课&nbsp&nbsp不爱学习的就开始捣乱了&nbsp&nbsp因为螳螂老师长了一副慈善面孔&nbsp&nbsp所以调皮的学生都也不怕他

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我宿舍那位陕西哥们和白胖子就是最不爱学习的主&nbsp&nbsp俩人出入zì&nbspyóu&nbsp&nbsp课桌上打呼噜都是常事&nbsp&nbsp尤其是白胖子最善于画女人的xìng感动作&nbsp&nbsp哪怕只画两个nǎi&nbsp&nbsp一个屁股或两条腿&nbsp&nbsp都会被他画得惟妙惟肖

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp每次画完了他都要在纸上注明&nbsp&nbsp作者齐白石&nbsp&nbsp然后将其叠成纸飞机从教室的上空飞出去&nbsp&nbsp我是亲眼看到过白胖子画的一幅美腿图&nbsp&nbsp只有四条xìng感的腿交叉在一起上面什么都沒画&nbsp&nbsp但是谁看了都会连想到床上的动作&nbsp&nbsp这厮的笔简直太神了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我认为他來这里学习埋沒了作画天分&nbsp&nbsp于是问他学习电脑维修是谁的主意&nbsp&nbsp这厮说是他老爸让他学的&nbsp&nbsp当时他也提出过学美术的想法&nbsp&nbsp但老爸不答应&nbsp&nbsp说艺术这种东西你不学到顶尖根本吃不上饭&nbsp&nbsp还是学习一些最实用的技术好混饭吃

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp白胖子是在沒办法的情况下学习电脑的&nbsp&nbsp其实&nbsp&nbsp这厮根本就不姓白&nbsp&nbsp他姓刘&nbsp&nbsp只因为自己做出的画总在后面写齐白石三个字&nbsp&nbsp最后人们就给他來了个绰号&nbsp&nbsp叫白胖子

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