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第946章 喝大脑袋

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp晚上&nbsp&nbsp悟空饭店里二小跟几位员工喝起了酒&nbsp&nbsp原因是饭店这几个月效益特别好&nbsp&nbsp为了鼓励下面员工的士气&nbsp&nbsp二小特意摆了一桌

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp谁知表弟竟然喝多了&nbsp&nbsp讲话十分的不着调&nbsp&nbsp都说了些二小不爱听得话&nbsp&nbsp在众人面前让二小的面子很是难堪&nbsp&nbsp真想一脚把表弟踹翻在地&nbsp&nbsp考虑到他是唐军的表弟也就饶恕了他

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp最后二小把保安叫來帮忙&nbsp&nbsp几个人把表弟架到了休息室&nbsp&nbsp这时候夏rì过來吵吵&nbsp&nbsp怎么喝的酒&nbsp&nbsp把表弟喝成这个模样

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小说你甭管&nbsp&nbsp夏rì哼了一声&nbsp&nbsp撅着嘴离开了&nbsp&nbsp此时&nbsp&nbsp二小和光头厨子也沒心思喝了&nbsp&nbsp然后对光头厨子说热乎乎的喝碗羊汤

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp厨子明白经理的意思&nbsp&nbsp马上去做了一个羊汤端了上來&nbsp&nbsp二小接过來羊汤喝了一口&nbsp&nbsp光头厨子问表弟是多大的酒量

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小说一斤的量&nbsp&nbsp今天他有点不正常&nbsp&nbsp光头厨子连住摇着头&nbsp&nbsp一副不可思议的表情&nbsp&nbsp二小长长的松了口气&nbsp&nbsp这时表弟在那边又开始闹腾上了&nbsp&nbsp他是连哭带喊&nbsp&nbspyīn阳怪气

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp光头厨子站起身说我去看看他&nbsp&nbsp这小子究竟是在里面闹腾啥&nbsp&nbsp他说完刚要走&nbsp&nbsp立刻被二小叫住&nbsp&nbsp说不要管他&nbsp&nbsp让他好好疯一会儿&nbsp&nbsp等累了他自己就睡着了&nbsp&nbsp二小喝完羊汤用餐巾纸抹抹嘴&nbsp&nbsp接着点燃一根中华

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp紧跟着休息室像开了锅似的&nbsp&nbsp表弟和小红嚷了起來

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小沉住气不言不语&nbsp&nbsp夏rì从前面跑了过來&nbsp&nbsp说经理你快去看看&nbsp&nbsp表弟真的疯了&nbsp&nbsp谁劝都不行&nbsp&nbsp吐的满床都是&nbsp&nbsp把小红的裙子都撕烂了&nbsp&nbsp二小勃然而起&nbsp&nbsp迅速冲进了休息室 &nbsp&nbsp一看表弟躺在地上來回翻滚&nbsp&nbsp小红跪在一旁紧紧的控制他的胳膊

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小说小红你闪开&nbsp&nbsp我來制服他&nbsp&nbsp小红一起身&nbsp&nbsp二小才看清楚&nbsp&nbsp她身上很严实的店服居然被表弟撕落一半&nbsp&nbsprǔ 罩裤衩全能看见

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“cāo&nbsp&nbsp你疯了你&nbsp&nbsp赶快起來&nbsp&nbsp”二小抓住表弟的胳膊往起拽他&nbsp&nbsp这厮负隅顽抗&nbsp&nbsp哭着喊道:“他们都欺负我&nbsp&nbsp他们都欺负我&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小说谁欺负你了&nbsp&nbsp你说&nbsp&nbsp这厮疯一般的往开挣脱手&nbsp&nbsp二小快有点控制不住的感觉&nbsp&nbsp急忙大声喊道&nbsp&nbsp“厨子&nbsp&nbsp拎桶凉水來&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp那边厨子应声答道&nbsp&nbsp“好的&nbsp&nbsp”这时&nbsp&nbsp表弟扯着嗓子大喊&nbsp&nbsp“我rì他姥姥&nbsp&nbsp都欺负我啊&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“给我老实点&nbsp&nbsp你不是喝多了吗&nbsp&nbsp待会儿我用凉水给你冲个凉&nbsp&nbsp我看你丫醒不醒&nbsp&nbsp”二小话音一落&nbsp&nbsp厨子拎水进來&nbsp&nbsp他让厨子和小红把表弟的身子固定住&nbsp&nbsp他拎起水桶哗的倒在表弟的头上

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这厮立刻打了个激灵&nbsp&nbsp样子像落汤鸡一样难看&nbsp&nbsp然后一点脾气都沒有&nbsp&nbsp合上了眼不动了&nbsp&nbsp二小一招手&nbsp&nbsp他们三人把这厮像死猪一样扔到了床上

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp接着&nbsp&nbsp小红躲在一边哭的满脸泪花&nbsp&nbsp二小向她招了下手&nbsp&nbsp让所有人都撤出休息室

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp总算平息一场风波&nbsp&nbsp悟空饭店立刻恢复了往常的安静&nbsp&nbsp夏rì走到二小的近前说&nbsp&nbsp“你真叫劣等&nbsp&nbsp怎么用凉水冲表弟的头&nbsp&nbsp你给他凉坏了怎么着&nbsp&nbsp等他明天醒來知道这件事&nbsp&nbsp肯定会用菜刀跟你玩命的&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小倒吸了口凉气&nbsp&nbsp说我也沒办法&nbsp&nbsp他折腾的实在是太厉害&nbsp&nbsp如果不采取措施&nbsp&nbsp他也许会把别人伤着的&nbsp&nbsp你沒看他把小红的衣服都撕破吗&nbsp&nbsp让我看他喝多了都有耍流氓的可能&nbsp&nbsp以前我在医院见过一个酒鬼&nbsp&nbsp人都喝死了&nbsp&nbsp但j8还是立的

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp夏rì一捂脸&nbsp&nbsp刷的把头扭到一边&nbsp&nbsp羞笑得都合不住嘴&nbsp&nbsp说你好粗俗啊&nbsp&nbsp怎么说话越來越不文明&nbsp&nbsp张嘴就整出这样的粗话

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小说要那么含蓄干嘛&nbsp&nbsp有啥说啥呗&nbsp&nbsp现在的人不是都很实际吗&nbsp&nbsp尤其小姐在这方面都是领军人物&nbsp&nbsp直接脱了裤子挣钱&nbsp&nbsp根本不用兜弯子&nbsp&nbsp“我是笑你举得例子&nbsp&nbsp人已经死了&nbsp&nbsp下面怎么还能立着&nbsp&nbsp你是不是在给我编故事&nbsp&nbsp”夏rì说道

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小说&nbsp&nbsp“这也很正常&nbsp&nbsp就如刚发生的一场地震&nbsp&nbsp房子都倒了但门还立着&nbsp&nbsp也沒什么可大惊小怪的&nbsp&nbsp”夏rì依然摇着头&nbsp&nbsp连说劣等&nbsp&nbsp劣等&nbsp&nbsp你太劣等

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小点燃一支烟&nbsp&nbsp在大厅里走了几步&nbsp&nbsp然后凑到光头厨子身边说沒事

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我沒事&nbsp&nbsp喝这点酒跟闹得玩似的&nbsp&nbsp”光头厨子很自信的说

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“沒事就行&nbsp&nbsp看來以后这酒尽量少喝&nbsp&nbsp喝多了太伤感情&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp光头厨子马上眨巴了下眼睛&nbsp&nbsp说经理&nbsp&nbsp你要么去看看表弟&nbsp&nbsp他被凉水浇了以后会不会闹病&nbsp&nbsp”二小笑了一下&nbsp&nbsp说不会的&nbsp&nbsp以前我跟朋友们闹酒时&nbsp&nbsp谁喝多了都用这种方法解酒&nbsp&nbsp效果很好&nbsp&nbsp不会闹病的

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp光头厨子不说话了&nbsp&nbsp但被二小一说&nbsp&nbsp脑袋里也不由得开始犯嘀咕&nbsp&nbsp于是他走到休息室&nbsp&nbsp轻轻押开一条门缝向里面观望&nbsp&nbsp表弟平安无事&nbsp&nbsp仰着脸呼噜打得嗡嗡响&nbsp&nbsp这回他彻底放心了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp几个小时后表弟醒了&nbsp&nbsp脑袋肿的有炸药包那么大&nbsp&nbsp二小问好受了&nbsp&nbsp这厮毫无表情&nbsp&nbsp懒洋洋的坐在椅子上&nbsp&nbsp一句话不说

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他不说话&nbsp&nbsp二小倒害怕他在酝酿脾气待会儿找他的茬&nbsp&nbsp于是赶紧给他倒茶上烟&nbsp&nbsp说今天好天气&nbsp&nbsp给你和白牡丹各放一天假&nbsp&nbsp你带她出去玩一天

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟终于开口了&nbsp&nbsp闷声闷气的说这倒是个好主意&nbsp&nbsp然后伸了个懒腰&nbsp&nbsp嘟囔道他姥姥的&nbsp&nbsp昨天喝得太多&nbsp&nbsp除了下面不疼哪儿都疼

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小说以后这酒还是要少喝&nbsp&nbsp太误事&nbsp&nbsp如果我们全都多了&nbsp&nbsp那饭庄的活谁來干

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“都喝多了&nbsp&nbsp悟空饭店就放一天假呗&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“胡说&nbsp&nbsp歇一天那得损失很多钱的&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟晃了晃头说&nbsp&nbsp“经理现在是不是已经钻了钱眼里了&nbsp&nbsp挣了那么多的钱了还不知足&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“靠&nbsp&nbsp你以为挣钱都那么容易吗&nbsp&nbsp要想挣大钱就得不怕牺牲&nbsp&nbsp如果又懒又怕死&nbsp&nbsp那就做个普通人得了&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我可沒有你那种理想&nbsp&nbsp钱够花就可以了&nbsp&nbsp不想挣多大的钱&nbsp&nbsp更沒想出名当富翁&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小说其实我也沒有要当富翁的野心&nbsp&nbsp但我总想奔着第一名前行&nbsp&nbsp俗话说因为不是第一所以倍加努力

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟忽地站了起來&nbsp&nbsp“不跟你聊了&nbsp&nbsp我回家休息了&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp家里白牡丹望着表弟肿大的脑袋问疼吗&nbsp&nbsp“沒事的&nbsp&nbsp都是酒jīng在作怪&nbsp&nbsp过两天就会沒事&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp白牡丹心疼的抚摸他的脑袋门&nbsp&nbsp说以后不要喝那么多酒&nbsp&nbsp多伤身体

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟点点头&nbsp&nbsp道:“赶快去换衣服&nbsp&nbsp我在门口等你&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp白牡丹上身穿一件墨蓝sè紧身汗衫&nbsp&nbsp两个nǎi绷得鼓鼓的;下身却是一条磨损后仿旧式牛仔裤&nbsp&nbsp照样把两条笔直的腿撑得圆圆的&nbsp&nbsp她欢快的从里面跑了出來&nbsp&nbsp表弟一牵她的手&nbsp&nbsp俩人轻盈的荡漾在马路边

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我们去哪里散步&nbsp&nbsp”白牡丹问&nbsp&nbsp“去附近公园&nbsp&nbsp”白牡丹依偎在表弟的肩膀上&nbsp&nbsp说你昨晚上样子真凶&nbsp&nbsp竟然把我的衣服都撕破了&nbsp&nbsp我就纳闷&nbsp&nbsp你为什么要撕破我的衣服&nbsp&nbsp是不是醉酒后有xìng **

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟笑了&nbsp&nbsp“有什么**&nbsp&nbsp喝多了就什么也不知道了&nbsp&nbsp我这几天本來就很心烦&nbsp&nbsp所以一沾酒总醉&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“莫非喝酒和心情还有关系&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟说太有关系了&nbsp&nbsp我要是心情好一般喝多少都不醉&nbsp&nbsp心情不好喝一点都能醉&nbsp&nbsp别人我就不清楚了&nbsp&nbsp反正我是这样

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