第927章 确实挺猛

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军想回单位&nbsp&nbsp二小劝住不让走&nbsp&nbsp这厮最近被小姨子搞得心情糟糕透了&nbsp&nbsp肚子就像有个烂番茄酸不溜的恶心&nbsp&nbsp见了熟人就让陪他喝酒&nbsp&nbsp唐军有几天沒跟二小喝酒了&nbsp&nbsp既然他这样热情&nbsp&nbsp当然不好意思抗拒了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp酒桌上唐军对表弟夸口&nbsp&nbsp说这帮jǐng察都是我的小弟&nbsp&nbsp当年表哥我在公安局尖刀组特jǐng大队里混过&nbsp&nbsp名声也很大&nbsp&nbsp现在我成了市长了&nbsp&nbsp别人更不敢动你了&nbsp&nbsp以后不要怕这些人&nbsp&nbsp有我在给你撑腰还胆小吗&nbsp&nbsp有事就给我打电话

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小也说&nbsp&nbsp“你也是&nbsp&nbsp有这样优秀的表哥在市zhèng&nbspfǔ做官你也害怕&nbsp&nbsp平时你跟人打斗时很勇猛哦&nbsp&nbsp怎么那么怕jǐng察&nbsp&nbsp莫非他们真敢吃了你&nbsp&nbsp”表弟嘴硬道：“别扯淡了&nbsp&nbsp我沒有害怕呀&nbsp&nbsp谁说我害怕了&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小瞪了他一眼&nbsp&nbsp说你真沒害怕&nbsp&nbsp我明明看见你浑身哆嗦&nbsp&nbsp两个脸蛋儿跟青蛙似的在吹&nbsp&nbsp还和我嘴硬&nbsp&nbsp你这人真是不见棺材不掉泪&nbsp&nbsp表弟立刻羞涩的笑了&nbsp&nbsp口气放软说jǐng察嘛&nbsp&nbsp平时霸道惯了&nbsp&nbsp我不装孙子会挨揍的&nbsp&nbsp第一我惹不起他们手里的电jǐng棍；第二我惹不起他们腰上别的枪

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“cāo&nbsp&nbsp瞧你那点软弱思想&nbsp&nbsp只要不犯法怕他们个**&nbsp&nbsp他们也就是跟你穷狠&nbsp&nbsp跟我穷狠试试&nbsp&nbsp我非把他们弄哭不可&nbsp&nbsp”二小又牛逼上了&nbsp&nbsp实际上jǐng察进來&nbsp&nbsp他也是心惊胆战

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp以前二小piáo娼被jǐng方堵在屋里&nbsp&nbsp当时他比小姐都胆小&nbsp&nbsp慌乱中衣服都弄差&nbsp&nbsp裤衩当背心穿&nbsp&nbsp小弟至少缩小了五公分&nbsp&nbsp汗珠子犹如下雨脱落&nbsp&nbsp嘴唇发紫&nbsp&nbsp心里惶惶的说完了完了&nbsp&nbsp这回可丢死人了&nbsp&nbsp后來记者用摄像机给他拍照&nbsp&nbsp二小更慌了&nbsp&nbsp说各位记者大大求求你们&nbsp&nbsp千万别照我的脸&nbsp&nbsp照我的屁股都可以

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟被二小侮辱了半天&nbsp&nbsp心里有点不服气&nbsp&nbsp要说他草包&nbsp&nbsp那真是说瞎话呐&nbsp&nbsp他的脾气有点像唐军&nbsp&nbsp前两天他去舞厅跳舞&nbsp&nbsp戴了一条很漂亮的领带&nbsp&nbsp结果被几个小混混看见&nbsp&nbsp非要说戴两天&nbsp&nbsp表弟说我又不认识你们&nbsp&nbsp干吗要把我的东西随便借给你们

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp几个小混混一下火了&nbsp&nbsp其中一位大块头说你丫听牛逼哦&nbsp&nbsp老子一分钟就让你倒在地上叫爷相信吗

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟哼了一声&nbsp&nbsp说我他妈混的时候&nbsp&nbsp像他们这样的都属于菜鸟&nbsp&nbsp现在不同了&nbsp&nbsp世道变乱了&nbsp&nbsp孩子们都长大了&nbsp&nbsp不知道他哥个我是谁了&nbsp&nbsp说完&nbsp&nbsp一个重拳就把对方击倒在地&nbsp&nbsp其余几位还想上&nbsp&nbsp表弟挥动铁拳这个揍&nbsp&nbsp几分钟就打爬三位&nbsp&nbsp打完&nbsp&nbsp还拍拍手&nbsp&nbsp骂道我再让你们跟老子炸刺

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp紧跟着&nbsp&nbsp表弟就把自己的经历在酒桌上讲了一遍&nbsp&nbsp二小说好汉不提当年勇&nbsp&nbsp就说现在&nbsp&nbsp比方有人拎刀來我们这里抢劫你怎么办

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“抢劫&nbsp&nbsp真他妈要是敢劫我的人&nbsp&nbsp我看他是眼睛长了肚皮上天生挨cāo的料&nbsp&nbsp你说学校里最调皮捣蛋的学生牛吗&nbsp&nbsp我上学时有个家伙跟我玩yīn的&nbsp&nbsp让我一拳把丫腮帮子打折&nbsp&nbsp你相信吗&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小笑了笑&nbsp&nbsp说你打的那些人都是赤手空拳的人&nbsp&nbsp我说得是对方拎把刀的情况下&nbsp&nbsp你还能有那样的勇气吗&nbsp&nbsp表弟说拎把刀怎么了&nbsp&nbsp空手夺刀啊&nbsp&nbsp或者我也拎把刀与之对决

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军笑了&nbsp&nbsp说你确实很勇猛&nbsp&nbsp不然二小怎么能重用你&nbsp&nbsp好好努力&nbsp&nbsp将悟空饭店的秩序维护好&nbsp&nbsp二小不会亏待你的

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这时候&nbsp&nbsp店里忽然进來一位穿着很讲究的女子

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小有意识的看了她一眼&nbsp&nbsp发现这位女子穿一件白sè旗袍&nbsp&nbsp胸上绣了一朵粉红sè石榴花&nbsp&nbsp一迈腿&nbsp&nbsp侧开口那条雪白的大腿若隐如无在魔幻着人的眼神&nbsp&nbsp估计连路边一条懒洋洋的宠物狗也抬起头&nbsp&nbspjīng力集中的观望起來&nbsp&nbsp好像也有什么顽皮的想法

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就见女子开口问你们这里要鸡蛋吗&nbsp&nbsp二小心说原來是卖鸡蛋的&nbsp&nbsp就凭你的脸蛋儿也得留下十斤鸡蛋

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp女子看台上沒人搭理她&nbsp&nbsp又问了一遍&nbsp&nbsp你们这里谁是老板&nbsp&nbsp二小沉不住气了&nbsp&nbsp回头看了她一眼&nbsp&nbsp说留下十斤&nbsp&nbsp女子笑嘻嘻的回道谢谢老板&nbsp&nbsp然后到外面拎进來一箱鸡蛋&nbsp&nbsp说这一箱正好是十斤&nbsp&nbsp二小看了一眼鸡蛋&nbsp&nbsp随之&nbsp&nbsp喊了声夏rì&nbsp&nbsp说把鸡蛋钱给人家付了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp鸡蛋女一走&nbsp&nbsp二小就开口说这副模样竟然卖鸡蛋&nbsp&nbsp太可惜了&nbsp&nbsp來我这里打工也比卖鸡蛋强

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军接话道她要來你这里就完了&nbsp&nbsp早晚让你这个sè狼鼓捣了&nbsp&nbsp紧跟着&nbsp&nbsp大家哈哈大笑

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一会儿二小就喝得差不多了&nbsp&nbsp然后跟唐军又开始拉家常&nbsp&nbsp说我那个小姨子真他妈的cāo蛋&nbsp&nbsp吃着我喝着我&nbsp&nbsp还让我把她送到了国外&nbsp&nbsp结果她做了一件非常对不起我的事情&nbsp&nbsp背着我养了个洋帅哥&nbsp&nbsp唉&nbsp&nbsp这阵子我都快让她把我气死了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军和表弟哈哈大笑&nbsp&nbsp说难怪人们都说小姨子是姐夫的半个屁股&nbsp&nbsp原來你丫真跟小姨子有一腿&nbsp&nbsp二小苦笑一下&nbsp&nbsp说有一腿又能怎么样&nbsp&nbsp不照样让人家戴了顶绿帽子吗&nbsp&nbsp说到伤心处&nbsp&nbsp二小恨不得把铁锅强　jiān&nbsp&nbsp端起酒杯一口干了二两白酒&nbsp&nbsp脑袋晕乎乎的

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp到洗手间抠着嗓子吐了一次&nbsp&nbsp一出來又蹲在地上大口喘气&nbsp&nbsp就像被土匪追杀了十公里&nbsp&nbsp村姑走过來搀扶他&nbsp&nbsp说老总老总&nbsp&nbsp你坚强点好不好&nbsp&nbsp这点酒便醉了&nbsp&nbsp这可不是你的xìng格哦&nbsp&nbsp说得二小心里又酸又痛&nbsp&nbsp嘴里又苦又涩&nbsp&nbsp蹲在地上就哭

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军和表弟也喝多了&nbsp&nbsp坐在那里傻呵呵的笑&nbsp&nbsp表弟笑得都出溜到地上&nbsp&nbsp桌面上的碗筷随之也落在地上&nbsp&nbsp噪音比二小这边都热闹

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军从桌子底下拽住表弟的肩膀&nbsp&nbsp一把将其拉起&nbsp&nbsp说沒多&nbsp&nbsp多了就到休息室睡觉去&nbsp&nbsp别在这里献丑了&nbsp&nbsp表弟跟木头似的&nbsp&nbsp慢慢的摆了摆头&nbsp&nbsp说表哥&nbsp&nbsp过几天参加我的结婚典礼&nbsp&nbsp这是我今生今世的大事&nbsp&nbsp我想轰轰烈烈的举办一场

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军说沒问題&nbsp&nbsp到时候再说&nbsp&nbsp现在你先给表哥睡觉去好吗&nbsp&nbsp表弟还很听话&nbsp&nbsp晃着身子去找地方去了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp接着&nbsp&nbsp唐军又走到二小跟前&nbsp&nbsp问怎么样&nbsp&nbsp还能立起來吗&nbsp&nbsp阳　痿可是草包哦&nbsp&nbsp二小不回话&nbsp&nbsp唐军知道这厮喝到了什么程度&nbsp&nbsp对村姑说把二小搀扶到休息室&nbsp&nbsp好好陪陪你他&nbsp&nbsp这个时刻他最需要女人的安慰&nbsp&nbsp村姑羞涩的一笑&nbsp&nbsp搀着二小进了他的办公室

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小躺在床上&nbsp&nbsp村姑拿來一块热毛巾敷在他的额头上&nbsp&nbsp然后将他的鞋脱掉&nbsp&nbsp轻轻的帮他按摩肚子&nbsp&nbsp当村姑按摩到他肚脐眼稍靠下一点时&nbsp&nbsp二小下面刺棱一下钢枪起來&nbsp&nbsp村姑看到他的变化&nbsp&nbsp心里立刻笑成花了

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