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    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp晚上唐军、二小还有表弟都喝得差不多了&nbsp&nbsp三人商量着想去美妖妖玩&nbsp&nbsp表弟出了饭店对着银行门撒了长长的尿&nbsp&nbsp结果被银行保安一脚踹出十米远&nbsp&nbsp一头栽进丢了井盖的下水道里&nbsp&nbsp屁股朝上喊救命

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军和二小差点笑死&nbsp&nbsp两人拽住他的腿把他打捞上來&nbsp&nbsp说你娃可是个人才&nbsp&nbsp这么宽的路不走非要黑灯瞎火的地方走&nbsp&nbsp表弟哭丧着脸说表哥&nbsp&nbsp我被银行保安打&nbsp&nbsp帮我教训他去&nbsp&nbsp唐军纳闷的说别胡说八道了&nbsp&nbsp这么快的时间你跟谁去打架

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟唉了一声&nbsp&nbsp说我刚才在银行门上撒尿&nbsp&nbsp忽然出來个小子一脚把我踢到下水井里&nbsp&nbsp二小“靠”了一声&nbsp&nbsp说你喝点猫尿犯什么神经&nbsp&nbsp银行大门是你随便撒尿的地方吗&nbsp&nbsp表弟说当时迷迷糊糊的&nbsp&nbsp真的看差了&nbsp&nbsp以为就是一堵墙而已&nbsp&nbsp唐军和二小笑得满地打滚

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟一本正经的问你俩看看我脸上有伤吗&nbsp&nbsp哎呀&nbsp&nbsp千万别伤了我的脸&nbsp&nbsp因为下个星期我要办结婚典礼

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军惊讶的问你要结婚&nbsp&nbsp跟谁结&nbsp&nbsp表弟说和白牡丹结婚&nbsp&nbsp唐军吸了口凉气&nbsp&nbsp“你不是随便跟她在玩吗&nbsp&nbsp原來你俩真的要白头&nbsp&nbsp好啊&nbsp&nbsp小姐也是一盘菜&nbsp&nbsp照样让你生活美满&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小说***也不错&nbsp&nbsp夜生活肯定沒有什么担忧的&nbsp&nbsp保你天天幸福&nbsp&nbsp表弟说别扯这些了&nbsp&nbsp先看下我的脸有伤沒有

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“脸上沒伤&nbsp&nbsp身上有伤沒有就不知道了&nbsp&nbsp”唐军说&nbsp&nbsp二小不想磨叽了&nbsp&nbsp说走走&nbsp&nbsp赶快打车走&nbsp&nbsp表弟说你俩不帮我去扁银行保安&nbsp&nbsp我还沒出这口窝囊气呢&nbsp&nbsp唐军说你还找什么事&nbsp&nbsp去银行里打架&nbsp&nbsp马上就会自动报jǐng&nbsp&nbsp再把我们当成抢银行的犯罪分子&nbsp&nbsp那就倒霉了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟一听也沒脾气了&nbsp&nbsp只好跟着他俩走了&nbsp&nbsp美妖妖歌厅里又是一片热闹景象&nbsp&nbsp可以说法院和医院都沒有这里热闹

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小姐各个打扮的花枝招展&nbsp&nbsp超短裙迎风飘扬&nbsp&nbsp大腿溜光闪烁&nbsp&nbsp胸脯波浪滚滚&nbsp&nbsp下面芝麻开门&nbsp&nbsp其实这个世界&nbsp&nbsp如果让小姐管好自己的大腿那简直是对牛弹琴&nbsp&nbsp这些人天生就是风 sāo型的一个品种&nbsp&nbsp谁也看管不了她的两条腿

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsppiáo客们也是各个肥头大耳&nbsp&nbsp撬棒坚实无比&nbsp&nbsp过着八戒一样的生活&nbsp&nbsp想着悟空一样的身材&nbsp&nbsp各种型号的山洞都能被凿开&nbsp&nbsp山泉滔滔不绝&nbsp&nbsp床声余音绕梁&nbsp&nbsp一场戏&nbsp&nbsp看得美、想得美&nbsp&nbsp流了汤咧了嘴

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp其实不去歌厅的人不知&nbsp&nbsp去了歌厅的人才发现这里充满yín 荡与邪恶&nbsp&nbsp男人宁愿不要人格&nbsp&nbsp也要让槌子舒服在花丛里

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp女人宁愿不要脸面&nbsp&nbsp只为了钱什么样的棍棒都敢见识&nbsp&nbsp最后rìrì夜夜&nbsp&nbsp一rì千里

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp俗话说一rì为师终生为父&nbsp&nbsp一rì为娼终生为娼&nbsp&nbsp一个女人能放下自尊去出卖自己的身体&nbsp&nbsp靠两腿之间那块冒着神光的宝地去吸钱&nbsp&nbsp那需要太多的勇气;但想放弃这种來钱便捷的生活&nbsp&nbsp不是有勇气就可以解决的&nbsp&nbsp女人又馋又懒&nbsp&nbsp又虚荣&nbsp&nbsp注定管不住你的双腿

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp第二天&nbsp&nbsp白牡丹给表弟报喜&nbsp&nbsp说你猜有什么好事&nbsp&nbsp表弟说不知道&nbsp&nbsp她美滋滋的说曹茂出事了&nbsp&nbsp进了监狱&nbsp&nbsp我还担心咱们办结婚典礼那天他给我们添麻烦&nbsp&nbsp沒想到他这样安静了&nbsp&nbsp“为什么事进的监狱知道吗&nbsp&nbsp”唐军问

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“小子真牲口&nbsp&nbsp居然把他家邻居媳妇给强 jiān了&nbsp&nbsp”白牡丹话音一落&nbsp&nbsp唐军听了先是舌头抽筋&nbsp&nbsp然后哈哈大笑&nbsp&nbsp说活该&nbsp&nbsp这个王八蛋每天都在追棺材&nbsp&nbsp他早该有这一天了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp曹茂出事那天&nbsp&nbsp天气很热&nbsp&nbsp曹茂邻居家媳妇只穿一个小内裤躺在床上&nbsp&nbsp谁知竟然给曹茂提供了机会&nbsp&nbsp这厮把总电闸一关窜进了邻居的屋里&nbsp&nbsp爬在他家媳妇的身上就办那事&nbsp&nbsp他家媳妇迷迷糊糊中以为是老公回來了&nbsp&nbsp也沒当回事&nbsp&nbsp办完事就接着又睡了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp可是曹茂离开后&nbsp&nbsp将总闸打开&nbsp&nbsp上楼梯又來观望邻居媳妇&nbsp&nbsp发现她睡得很沉&nbsp&nbsp这小子还觉得不过瘾&nbsp&nbsp于是把电闸一关又一次溜进了她的房间&nbsp&nbsp这回邻居媳妇真的感觉不对劲儿了&nbsp&nbsp因为他老公打工很累&nbsp&nbsp每天最多一次&nbsp&nbsp今天突然來了两次

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她很纳闷&nbsp&nbsp连住叫老公&nbsp&nbsp老公&nbsp&nbsp结果对方就是不答应&nbsp&nbsp她赶忙去开灯&nbsp&nbsp结果沒有电&nbsp&nbsp于是他慌了&nbsp&nbsp大喊什么人

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这回曹茂才开口说是我&nbsp&nbsp曹茂&nbsp&nbsp你要给我冷静点&nbsp&nbsp否则我杀了你&nbsp&nbsp告诉你&nbsp&nbsp我即使敢强 jiān你我就沒怕死&nbsp&nbsp你即便告了我&nbsp&nbsp你也得不到好结果&nbsp&nbsp第一臭名远扬;第二你老公肯定不会再要你了&nbsp&nbsp哈哈&nbsp&nbsp我看你还是悄悄的把这件隐藏起來&nbsp&nbsp说出來对你和对你老公都沒利

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp邻居媳妇连惊吓带生气的反驳道&nbsp&nbsp“你强 jiān了我&nbsp&nbsp我一定会告你&nbsp&nbsp”“你真敢告我&nbsp&nbsp等我从监狱出來肯定会杀了你”曹茂凶狠的说&nbsp&nbsp后來邻居媳妇真的有点害怕了&nbsp&nbsp就把这事给压了下來

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp以后的rì子里&nbsp&nbsp曹茂的胆量越來越大了&nbsp&nbsp他看邻居家男人不在家经常过來强迫她办那事&nbsp&nbsp邻居媳妇真是哑巴吃黄连有苦难言&nbsp&nbsp就这样她一直都被迫的yīn阳做人

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp有一天&nbsp&nbsp她老公打工的地方机器坏了&nbsp&nbsp提前下班&nbsp&nbsp他进了院子先是在院子里撒了尿&nbsp&nbsp然后一边提裤子一边往屋里走&nbsp&nbsp无意中从窗户向里望了一眼&nbsp&nbsp却发现屋里有个男人光着身子&nbsp&nbsp他感到好奇怪&nbsp&nbsp然后仔细一看&nbsp&nbsp自己媳妇被压在下面

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他顿时惊得目瞪口呆&nbsp&nbsp顺手cāo起一块儿板砖就冲进屋里&nbsp&nbsp大声喝道:“贱人啊&nbsp&nbsp一对贱人&nbsp&nbsp你们在干什么&nbsp&nbsp荒唐啊&nbsp&nbsp我的天啊&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp此时曹茂和邻居媳妇正在兴头上&nbsp&nbsp哪能知道突然有人要进來&nbsp&nbsp曹茂一下子惊得差点把自己掰折了&nbsp&nbsp双手一捂嗷嗷直叫&nbsp&nbsp邻居男人哪能容得下这个&nbsp&nbsp冲曹茂脑袋就是一板砖

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp曹茂晃了下头挥手抵挡&nbsp&nbsp紧接着脑袋上又挨了一板砖&nbsp&nbsp这回他可撑不住劲儿了&nbsp&nbsp提着裤子撒腿就往出跑&nbsp&nbsp邻居媳妇躺在床上已经吓得不敢呼吸了&nbsp&nbsp直害怕老公拿板砖拍她

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp结果她老公沒有拍我而是大喊一声:“离婚&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp然后&nbsp&nbsp一板砖拍在电视的荧光屏上&nbsp&nbsp只听一声巨响&nbsp&nbsp电视机立刻出现大大一个窟窿&nbsp&nbsp媳妇顿时脸sè苍白&nbsp&nbsp一句话也说不出來&nbsp&nbsp接着就看见老公爬在床上痛哭&nbsp&nbsp末了&nbsp&nbsp媳妇把发生的情况向老公一说&nbsp&nbsp老公立刻明白了&nbsp&nbsp这是一起强 jiān案&nbsp&nbsp并非老婆自愿

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他悲伤后&nbsp&nbsp对媳妇说我们赶快去报jǐng&nbsp&nbsp一定严厉惩处这个畜生&nbsp&nbsp简直太可恶了

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