第918章 打嗝放屁

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你妈是不是让布谷鸟rì了生下了你&nbsp&nbsp整天他妈的布谷&nbsp&nbsp布谷个鸡毛你&nbsp&nbsp”悟空饭店里&nbsp&nbsp表弟对胖子保安大发肝火

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军正坐在那里吃饭&nbsp&nbsp听到表弟骂粗话感觉特不舒服&nbsp&nbsp训斥他道：“表弟&nbsp&nbsp你怎么回事&nbsp&nbsp越來越沒有素质了&nbsp&nbsp那么恶心的话也能说出來&nbsp&nbsp以后讲话要注意点影响&nbsp&nbsp让客人听到还怎么吃饭&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟被唐军训得一点脾气沒有&nbsp&nbsp低下头一句话不敢说

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胖子保安不同&nbsp&nbsp他一看唐军向着他说话&nbsp&nbsp脾气飞速上涨&nbsp&nbsp顺手cāo起一把铁椅子&nbsp&nbsp还口道：“你个傻逼骂谁呢&nbsp&nbsp总是沒完沒了一次次的欺负老子&nbsp&nbsp打嗝放屁这是再正常不过的事情&nbsp&nbsp这也要骂人&nbsp&nbsprì你妈&nbsp&nbsp我就不相信你家里人就不打嗝、不放屁&nbsp&nbsp我看就是对你太忍让了把你丫惯坏了&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp说完&nbsp&nbsp就给表弟脑袋上拍了一椅子&nbsp&nbsp表弟一点防备都沒有就被开了&nbsp&nbsp鲜血刷的淌了出來&nbsp&nbsp这下表弟急了&nbsp&nbsp冲上去空手夺过椅子又把胖子给开了&nbsp&nbsp瞬间饭店里乱了&nbsp&nbsp吓得女服务员们吱哩哇啦的躲藏

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军上去一把拽开表弟&nbsp&nbsp大喊：“不要再打了&nbsp&nbsp要出人命的&nbsp&nbsp他妈的&nbsp&nbsp都沒有一点谦让&nbsp&nbsp是不是都是社会的渣滓混到这里了&nbsp&nbsp不行&nbsp&nbsp明天都别干了&nbsp&nbsp我代表二小开除你们&nbsp&nbsp”唐军真的火了&nbsp&nbsp表弟捂着血流的头&nbsp&nbsp气的眼睛都冒&nbsp&nbsp一副杀气腾腾的样子

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp看到表弟血流很急&nbsp&nbsp唐军马上口气又软弱下來&nbsp&nbsp说赶快先去医院&nbsp&nbsp小心流血过多导致休克

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp今天正好二小沒在&nbsp&nbsp他要是在就更热闹了&nbsp&nbsp二小肯定不会让他俩把饭店搞成这个样子

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟去医院一检查还是脑震荡&nbsp&nbsp需要住院治疗&nbsp&nbsp他自己都沒想到就因为一句话竟然受了这样重的伤&nbsp&nbsp心里也是后悔&nbsp&nbsp但也不肯承认错误&nbsp&nbsp扬言出院后要把胖子致残&nbsp&nbsp唐军又训了他一顿&nbsp&nbsp这厮才变得老实了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟一住院&nbsp&nbsp白牡丹也无法工作了&nbsp&nbsp每天陪在老公的身边&nbsp&nbsp其实如果得的不是什么大病&nbsp&nbsp住院就等于疗养

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp医院的环境好&nbsp&nbsp条件好&nbsp&nbsp所以心情也好&nbsp&nbsp表弟和白牡丹反而在医院这几天吃胖了&nbsp&nbsp两人每天吃完饭总要散散步

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp有时在小花园里就抱在一起聊天&nbsp&nbsp心血來cháo时一揭裙子还要玩金刚钻&nbsp&nbsp白牡丹对表弟说趁着现在闲&nbsp&nbsp我们回老家把婚结了&nbsp&nbsp在我们家乡&nbsp&nbsp不办结婚典礼就等于沒结婚&nbsp&nbsp所以这个形式是早晚要走的

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟同意白牡丹的意见&nbsp&nbsp说顺便把结婚证也领了&nbsp&nbsp白牡丹不紧不慢的说结婚证不要急着领&nbsp&nbsp什么时候办都可以&nbsp&nbsp因为现在我跟曹茂的离婚手续还沒有办出來&nbsp&nbsp我爸正给托关系呢&nbsp&nbsp据说我爸的一个表弟在法院当领导&nbsp&nbsp让他给曹茂下个传票&nbsp&nbsp他不去法院照样能宣判离婚

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟惊喜的说好&nbsp&nbsp只要法院有人那就太好办了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就这样&nbsp&nbsp几天后表弟跟着白牡丹一同回了老家&nbsp&nbsp老丈人是位很热情的人&nbsp&nbsp见了表弟就和他握手&nbsp&nbsp亲热的都把他当儿子看了&nbsp&nbsp表弟说來得匆匆也沒给您老买什么好的礼品&nbsp&nbsp就带了两条中华&nbsp&nbsp两瓶茅台

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp老爷子呵呵一笑&nbsp&nbsp说庄户人不讲究&nbsp&nbsp用不着这样破费了&nbsp&nbsp表弟说沒什么&nbsp&nbsp这是做儿女的一点心意&nbsp&nbsp只要让老人开心我们也就放心了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp和老丈人客气完&nbsp&nbsp表弟顺便观察了一下房间&nbsp&nbsp里面收拾的很干净&nbsp&nbsp偶尔也飞几个苍蝇&nbsp&nbsp白牡丹说村里的苍蝇沒毒&nbsp&nbsp不要怕&nbsp&nbsp都是纯天然的&nbsp&nbsp表弟笑了笑&nbsp&nbsp心说农村都让你说成天堂&nbsp&nbsp你也太会比喻

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp此时&nbsp&nbsp表弟无意中发现窗口上趴着十几颗脑袋在悄声的观看他&nbsp&nbsp顿时他有点羞涩的感觉&nbsp&nbsp拿起一根烟不自在的深吸起來&nbsp&nbsp嘴里嘟囔道这些人真叫讨厌&nbsp&nbsp看什么看&nbsp&nbsp要是大姑娘不得让你们看的脸上飞红霞&nbsp&nbsp真是少见多怪

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp丈母娘不太爱讲话&nbsp&nbsp老丈人的话却比较长&nbsp&nbsp笑眯眯的一个劲儿让表弟喝水&nbsp&nbsp他本身也实在&nbsp&nbsp一杯接着一杯喝&nbsp&nbsp一会儿就把肚皮喝大了&nbsp&nbsp白牡丹问&nbsp&nbsp你的腿來回的动什么&nbsp&nbsp表弟说尿憋的

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她一笑&nbsp&nbsp说有尿还不去厕所&nbsp&nbsp莫非活人能让尿憋死&nbsp&nbsp表弟说找不见&nbsp&nbsp随后白牡丹领着他向院子里走去

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这里的厕所好奇怪&nbsp&nbsp个个都连着猪窝盖&nbsp&nbsp上面大小便&nbsp&nbsp下面养猪

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp白牡丹看着他&nbsp&nbsp说你也很有趣&nbsp&nbsp竟然能把猪比喻的和人一样&nbsp&nbsp再怎么说它也是动物&nbsp&nbsp你沒见我们住的小区里那些宠物狗&nbsp&nbsp对着大家伙的面就爬在同伴的背上弄&nbsp&nbsp如果按你的观点&nbsp&nbsp这些狗是天下第一恶心了&nbsp&nbsp其实大家伙都和你的观点不同&nbsp&nbsp尤其小姑娘会说好可爱哟

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“看猪说可爱&nbsp&nbsp我还是第一次听说&nbsp&nbsp那个人不会是你&nbsp&nbsp”表弟说&nbsp&nbsp“不是我&nbsp&nbsp但我也有同感&nbsp&nbsp觉得动物就是动物&nbsp&nbsp不能和人相提并论&nbsp&nbsp如果按你的思想分析问題&nbsp&nbsp那就该乱套了&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军慢慢的寻思&nbsp&nbsp这次本來是要见丈母娘和老丈人的&nbsp&nbsp结果和猪有个约会&nbsp&nbsp好可笑啊&nbsp&nbsp看來奇迹总是在身边出现

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp吃饭的时候&nbsp&nbsp老丈人一个劲儿为表弟夹菜&nbsp&nbsp说多吃点&nbsp&nbsp这都是咱家乡的风味&nbsp&nbsp表弟一看菜里面又是红烧肉又回锅肉&nbsp&nbsp马上就沒了食yù&nbsp&nbsp因为这边猪的饮食习惯已被他看到&nbsp&nbsp所以看见了猪肉心里非常反胃

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp白牡丹在一旁说老爸你不用管他&nbsp&nbsp这个人很挑食&nbsp&nbsp平时就不吃猪肉&nbsp&nbsp老丈人呵呵道不吃肉也好&nbsp&nbsp省钱啊

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp过后白牡丹对表弟说&nbsp&nbsp“你关键的时候毛病真多&nbsp&nbsp我老爸为你夹了那么多的菜&nbsp&nbsp你一口沒吃&nbsp&nbsp怎么回事&nbsp&nbsp是嫌弃我们家的饭食做的不好&nbsp&nbsp还是嫌我父母招待的不够热情&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我是嫌弃你家的猪都是吃屎长大的”&nbsp&nbsp白牡丹哼了声&nbsp&nbsp吃屎怎么了&nbsp&nbsp连庄稼都是靠粪便追肥长大&nbsp&nbsp莫非你每天要绝食

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这次來&nbsp&nbsp最吸引表弟的是白牡丹还有个小弟&nbsp&nbsp也就是他未來的小舅子&nbsp&nbsp长得和白牡丹一样&nbsp&nbsp很帅气&nbsp&nbsp留着一个当今最时髦的贝克汉姆山脉头型&nbsp&nbsp穿一条丐帮牛仔裤&nbsp&nbsp上面足有四个碗口大的窟窿&nbsp&nbsp据白牡丹说他现在正在热恋&nbsp&nbsp每天都要把小姑娘约到大桥下&nbsp&nbsp上面跑的是火车&nbsp&nbsp下面他俩抱住狂吻&nbsp&nbsp浪漫的不得了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟特意观察小舅子&nbsp&nbsp他长得的确有激情&nbsp&nbsp尖尖的鼻子&nbsp&nbsp薄薄的嘴&nbsp&nbsp亮亮的眼睛&nbsp&nbsp弯弯的眉&nbsp&nbsp怎么看都是小姑娘们追捧的对象&nbsp&nbsp他问小舅子&nbsp&nbsp你长这么帅气&nbsp&nbsp对音乐舞蹈是不是很感兴趣&nbsp&nbsp小舅子说喜欢音乐&nbsp&nbsp现在流行歌曲都也喜欢

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“那为何不去读艺术学校&nbsp&nbsp”小舅子还有点害羞&nbsp&nbsp笑着不表态&nbsp&nbsp就见老丈人接过话茬说主要是看他个人是否是这块儿料&nbsp&nbsp钱上面倒沒什么困难&nbsp&nbsp我们绝对能供得起他&nbsp&nbsp表弟拍了拍他的肩膀&nbsp&nbsp“听老爸说了沒有&nbsp&nbsp只要你有兴趣就能供你上学&nbsp&nbsp你有信心沒有&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小舅子还是羞答答的玫瑰静悄悄的开&nbsp&nbsp半天说不出话

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp老丈人又开口说：“聪明是绝对的聪明&nbsp&nbsp就是沒用在正点上&nbsp&nbsp你让他自己说&nbsp&nbsp读初中时就和女同学乱谈恋爱&nbsp&nbsp为这事我被叫去过好多次&nbsp&nbsp老师也说我也说&nbsp&nbsp你现在还小不是搞对象的时候&nbsp&nbsp等大点再说&nbsp&nbsp可他就是不改

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp放学不回家&nbsp&nbsp沒几天被人家学校保安从教室里抓住了&nbsp&nbsp理由是俩个人在教室里抱着亲嘴&nbsp&nbsp到最后还是我亲自去把他接回來的&nbsp&nbsp现在上职业高中了还是老样子&nbsp&nbsp就喜欢搞对象&nbsp&nbsp而且换的很快&nbsp&nbsp前五天和后五天领的女子绝对不是一个人

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这邻居四舍的都冲我说&nbsp&nbsp老王啊&nbsp&nbsp你的儿子真叫有本事&nbsp&nbsp追他的女孩肯定后面有一片&nbsp&nbsp估计你将來为孩子成家不用发愁&nbsp&nbsp我心说这有什么用呢&nbsp&nbsp乘着年轻不努力&nbsp&nbsp到岁数大了就该后悔了&nbsp&nbsp现在我估计他依然沒改了这些坏习惯&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小舅子被老丈人说的脸sè通红&nbsp&nbsp一生气&nbsp&nbsp哐的一下把门关上了&nbsp&nbsp然后一个人躲到外面抽烟去了

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