第914章 万张面孔

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp方士奇最近认识了肖娜&nbsp&nbsp认为是命运有意在添补他的欠缺&nbsp&nbsp哪里不足就从哪里让他得到满意

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一时间&nbsp&nbsp他被肖娜迷住了&nbsp&nbsp然后以工作繁忙为由和老婆说出差&nbsp&nbsp其实是在和肖娜到外面包房&nbsp&nbsp肖娜也不是个一般的女人&nbsp&nbsp如果上学时你让她做道算术題&nbsp&nbsp也许能把她难得掉出一斤汗&nbsp&nbsp但你要是让她摆弄自己的身体穿什么衣服&nbsp&nbsp她的花样是出奇的多

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她仅穿一件半大风衣褂&nbsp&nbsp将两条美腿向外一展露&nbsp&nbsp有很多男人和她说话都得打结巴&nbsp&nbsp不是用冒号就是用逗号&nbsp&nbsp然后裤管里还一个劲儿的往下滚汗珠&nbsp&nbsp有时她穿一件背带裙&nbsp&nbsp仅暴露肩膀和一半后背&nbsp&nbsp市委里的年轻人就“沸”了&nbsp&nbsp高呼：妹纸&nbsp&nbsp你当明星&nbsp&nbsp我投你一票

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp有一次肖娜穿一件紧身衣和门房的老大爷聊了两句&nbsp&nbsp大爷是猛发感慨&nbsp&nbsp说现在的年轻人真xìng福&nbsp&nbsp我们那个年代哪能看见这么美的女子&nbsp&nbsp全国人民就时髦两种颜sè&nbsp&nbsp年轻人是军绿sè&nbsp&nbsp中年人是灰sè

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp女孩子穿裙子都被认为是崇洋媚外&nbsp&nbsp大家全都穿肥大的裤子&nbsp&nbsp身材都一样&nbsp&nbsp搞对象只看脸蛋儿哪都不看&nbsp&nbsp但不知为什么那个时候也挺满足&nbsp&nbsp也许是认为比父辈时代有了进步&nbsp&nbsp父母那一代人更有意思&nbsp&nbsp全部是包办婚姻&nbsp&nbsp在入洞房前都沒见过女方长得是什么模样&nbsp&nbsp而是蒙着块儿红布

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp等进了洞房&nbsp&nbsp一揭红布‘哇’的一声就哭了&nbsp&nbsp原來自己的媳妇长得像猪一样难看&nbsp&nbsp脸上还长满了白癜疯&nbsp&nbsp红一块儿&nbsp&nbsp白一块儿让人反胃&nbsp&nbsp但那个年代的人都是这样的婚姻&nbsp&nbsp即使不满意又有什么办法&nbsp&nbsp现在的人们思想已经彻底开放&nbsp&nbsp穿衣也讲究多样化&nbsp&nbspzì&nbspyóu化

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp让我看&nbsp&nbsp再过五十年人们的思想更先进&nbsp&nbsp更浪漫&nbsp&nbsp结婚也许有人要包飞机&nbsp&nbsp接吻也要在天上來完成&nbsp&nbsp俩人即便搞个床上动作&nbsp&nbsp估计也和两只蝴蝶摞在一起飞一样&nbsp&nbsp飞出一条曲线漫舞在空中

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp肖娜现在正是青chūn貌美的年代&nbsp&nbsp当然有足够的魅力能勾魂住方士奇&nbsp&nbsp现在即便打死方士奇&nbsp&nbsp他也从自己老婆的身上找不到这种感觉&nbsp&nbsp于是乎他要乱&nbsp&nbsp除了工作之外&nbsp&nbsp完全被肖娜的温柔围困在zhōng&nbspyāng

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp晚上&nbsp&nbsp唐军请方士奇吃饭&nbsp&nbsp悄悄问他和肖娜相处的怎么样

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp方士奇说开始对她有防备&nbsp&nbsp刚认识不长时间就跟我借钱&nbsp&nbsp认为她与我相识目的不纯&nbsp&nbsp但处的时间一长&nbsp&nbsp发现她很不错一个女孩儿

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军笑了&nbsp&nbsp说既然给方书记推荐女孩儿&nbsp&nbsp我也是要对女孩儿全面考核的&nbsp&nbsp当然不能太次&nbsp&nbsp告诉你肖娜还是一所名牌大学毕业生

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp方士奇说谢谢&nbsp&nbsp有你这样忠实的部下我已经很知足了&nbsp&nbsp不过以后这样的事尽量少做&nbsp&nbsp女人贪多了容易出错&nbsp&nbsp有一个到两个情人就可以了&nbsp&nbsp方士奇嘴上是这么说&nbsp&nbsp真正做起來就难了&nbsp&nbsp他是工作太忙&nbsp&nbsp有一二个情人就够他忙乎&nbsp&nbsp如果不忙&nbsp&nbsp估计再介绍几位他都敢要

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp和方士奇一块喝完小酒&nbsp&nbsp两人各自回家了&nbsp&nbsp今天唐军的心情很好&nbsp&nbsp一路上哼着小曲&nbsp&nbsp回到家就开始用开水脚&nbsp&nbsp这几天他脚上瘾了&nbsp&nbsp每天一会儿脚&nbsp&nbsp感觉很舒服

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp正悠闲的时候&nbsp&nbsp忽听到有男人的声音在哭&nbsp&nbsp声调十分的伤悲&nbsp&nbsp震得他家房门都咝咝的响

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军嘴里嘟嘟囔囔的骂道他妈的傻逼瘦驼&nbsp&nbsp怎么又崩溃了&nbsp&nbsp前几天给他做了半天工作&nbsp&nbsp不是要好好的生活吗&nbsp&nbspcāo&nbsp&nbsp还是去安慰安慰他&nbsp&nbsp谁让我跟他是邻居呢

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp推开他家门&nbsp&nbsp一看瘦驼光着膀子单腿跪在地上嚎啕大哭&nbsp&nbsp旁边茶几上有半条炸带鱼&nbsp&nbsp一块驴打滚&nbsp&nbsp还有一瓶喝光的二锅头&nbsp&nbsp“兄弟&nbsp&nbsp为何又一个人喝闷酒&nbsp&nbsp我跟你说多少遍不要糟蹋自己&nbsp&nbsp要坚强的面对生活&nbsp&nbsp你怎么就不听我的&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp瘦驼真有哭干太平洋的气势&nbsp&nbsp泪水、鼻涕、哈喇&nbsp&nbsp三合一下流&nbsp&nbsp一看到唐军进來&nbsp&nbsp一下抱住唐军的腿&nbsp&nbsp说我心口范堵啊&nbsp&nbsp你说我活得还有啥意义&nbsp&nbsp人已经残废&nbsp&nbsp老婆也跑了&nbsp&nbsp这样的生活以后永远不会jīng彩了&nbsp&nbsp真的还不如赶快去死

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军说干嘛这样悲观&nbsp&nbsp我不是给你介绍了电脑维修培训班吗&nbsp&nbsp看你学得挺好啊&nbsp&nbsp怎么突然又成这个样子&nbsp&nbsp哎呀呀&nbsp&nbsp你这个人心胸那么狭窄干吗&nbsp&nbsp你像刘伟学习&nbsp&nbsp沒有双臂照样用脚弹钢琴&nbsp&nbsp人活着就应该有股jīng神劲儿&nbsp&nbsp人残智不残

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军开导了他半天&nbsp&nbsp一看他喝得有点多&nbsp&nbsp意识不清&nbsp&nbsp也沒有费太多嘴皮&nbsp&nbsp坐了会儿&nbsp&nbsp就走了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp瘦驼内心有痛谁都知道&nbsp&nbsp一次车祸就像死过一回又钻了出來&nbsp&nbsp每一天都烦的要命&nbsp&nbsp郁闷中&nbsp&nbsp他去看海差点被海水淹死&nbsp&nbsp去了铁道口差点被火车撞了&nbsp&nbsp进了商场沒买东西人家骂他是傻逼

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp最后他一个人坐在沙发上无聊的使劲搓脚后跟的老皮&nbsp&nbsp心里还一顿发牢sāo：他妈的这年头快沒我呆的地方了&nbsp&nbsp连脚后跟也成了黄sè网站沒事干总想动手揉搓&nbsp&nbsp后來瘦驼拄着拐杖连住了几天酒&nbsp&nbsp大脑被酒jīng稍吹起点高度&nbsp&nbsp于是又开始飘了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他在大街上看到了一万张面孔&nbsp&nbsp发现了一万种xìng格&nbsp&nbsp不过&nbsp&nbsp这一万个人好像沒有不和他做对的&nbsp&nbsp全都是一副cāoxìng&nbsp&nbsp不会微笑&nbsp&nbsp两道眉毛像在顶牛式的呈现出一个倒八字&nbsp&nbsp都有恨他不死的嫌疑

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp惟独歌厅两位小姐把他当人看&nbsp&nbsp撩开裙子让他随便摸&nbsp&nbsp瘦驼自卑的说我就一条腿你们不嫌弃我吗&nbsp&nbsp小姐说我们的工作跟腿沒有什么联系&nbsp&nbsp只要有下面小鸡就行&nbsp&nbsp瘦驼一声冷笑&nbsp&nbsp心里或多或少有点安慰感

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一位长的像神秘大佛似的胖小姐对他说我的两个咪咪会跳舞&nbsp&nbsp音乐一起直接跟着舞点晃动；另一位长的像明星一样的小姐对他说就喜欢你这样一条腿的男人&nbsp&nbsp最后把瘦驼身上的钱全部拿走&nbsp&nbsp还说这是最低消费

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这个世界瘦驼都快分不出好赖人了&nbsp&nbsp一个人迷迷糊糊的漂走在大街上&nbsp&nbsp具体到了哪里已记不太清了&nbsp&nbsp反正醒來时却发现自己睡在公交车的椅子上&nbsp&nbsp当时感到下边一阵儿瘙痒&nbsp&nbsp用手一抓&nbsp&nbsp老二被一母蚊子咬了两个大包&nbsp&nbsp他气急败坏骂了娘：这年头蚊子也坏透了&nbsp&nbsp沒事也要搞些黄sè节目

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp后來瘦驼找了个沒人的地方痛苦的哭了老半天&nbsp&nbsp直哭的太阳下了山&nbsp&nbsp树头上露出两只乌鸦冲他嗷嗷的直叫&nbsp&nbsp可能是嫌他占了他们的地盘对他发出jǐng告&nbsp&nbsp瞬间&nbsp&nbsp他的心冷冰冰的难过&nbsp&nbsp然后抱住一棵大树有一肚子苦衷想诉说

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp结果树上爬着一只知了朝他拉了屎&nbsp&nbsp把他恶心的都想吐&nbsp&nbsp再一摸脸蛋&nbsp&nbsp却有两只蚂蚁飞快的奔跑&nbsp&nbsp心想这里是一个动物世界&nbsp&nbsp我得赶快离开&nbsp&nbsp现在我的心气属于零度以下&nbsp&nbsp谁也惹不起&nbsp&nbsp不然再待下去有可能被这些虫子吃掉

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp漂走在马路上&nbsp&nbsp向左走两步又向右走两步&nbsp&nbsp走來走去也沒走出十字路口&nbsp&nbsp无意中他看见一个弱智小伙子戴一顶垃圾桶捡來的大沿帽&nbsp&nbsp尖叫着指挥过往车辆&nbsp&nbsp有那么多人都在好奇的看着他&nbsp&nbsp他沒有一点紧张和不安&nbsp&nbsp看上去却是那般的开心

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp瘦驼被他滑稽的表演逗乐了&nbsp&nbsp心说这个世界再沒有像他这样的人活得轻松了&nbsp&nbsp越是明白人越活得累&nbsp&nbsp怪不得有句名言说&nbsp&nbsp难得糊涂&nbsp&nbsp其实太明白了就会搅乱一切平静&nbsp&nbsp就会让自己生活的不安心

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