第907章 汤咸水浑

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp李景林这厮喜欢搞雷阵雨&nbsp&nbsp偶尔让你的心凉一会儿&nbsp&nbsp过后又给你大献殷勤&nbsp&nbsp这两天每天都往唐军办公室跑一趟&nbsp&nbsp工作上的事谈的少&nbsp&nbsp几乎都在夸耀他的儿子&nbsp&nbsp说具备大腕导演的潜质&nbsp&nbsp唐军听得很肉麻&nbsp&nbsp虽说李想才华是有&nbsp&nbsp但他爹把他快吹成龙虾就有点邪乎了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军故意说娱乐圈向來汤咸水浑&nbsp&nbsp你儿子是怎么混出头的&nbsp&nbsp李景林嘿嘿一笑&nbsp&nbsp说沾了人家蒋彩蝶老公郑成龙的光&nbsp&nbsp可以说&nbsp&nbsp沒有这位先人的帮忙&nbsp&nbsp就沒有我儿子的出头之rì

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唉&nbsp&nbsp这年头哪行都有潜规则&nbsp&nbsp官场我就不说了&nbsp&nbsp我要是出生在省委书记家也不至于才混到一个市长；女演员想出境就得陪导演睡&nbsp&nbsp作家想出书你就得把编辑弄舒服了&nbsp&nbsp他要是看不上你的作品&nbsp&nbsp你就是比鲁迅他爹写得还好也是废纸一堆

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp特种兵也一样&nbsp&nbsp想立功你得跟教官搞好关系&nbsp&nbsp他不让你上战场&nbsp&nbsp你再有才也显示不出來

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp李景林挺能瞎白话的&nbsp&nbsp唐军只听到他提起了蒋彩蝶&nbsp&nbsp马上这位老情人的身体就混入到他的大脑里&nbsp&nbsp让他身体局部好一会儿兴奋

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp已经好几天沒看到蒋彩蝶了&nbsp&nbsp这位大咪咪sāo　妇曾经让他迷恋过一阵子&nbsp&nbsp又甜又嗲的说话声&nbsp&nbsp又白又柔的美体&nbsp&nbsp倒在床上飞奔的狂奋声&nbsp&nbsp还有唐军吞下那颗叫做伟哥的蓝sè小药片后茁壮成长的情景&nbsp&nbsp心想生活他妈的简直太美、太幸福了&nbsp&nbsp其实美女就是吸引男人的艺术品

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军忽然还想到上上个星期蒋彩蝶來过一次他的办公室&nbsp&nbsp工作场所不敢胡來&nbsp&nbsp他只利用一秒钟的时间&nbsp&nbsp用嘴啵出了她的眼泪&nbsp&nbsp唐军知道她想他了&nbsp&nbsp拍了拍她肩膀说老夫老妻了还那么娇气&nbsp&nbsp今晚床上见&nbsp&nbsp听了这话&nbsp&nbsp蒋彩蝶忽然像是看到救世主&nbsp&nbsp脸孔间笑容飘扬

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她转身离开时用媚眼挑逗唐军&nbsp&nbsp说你个坏蛋&nbsp&nbsp找不到重点一天到头瞎忙&nbsp&nbsp这么长时间才求來你的雨&nbsp&nbsp唐军哈哈大笑&nbsp&nbsp门哐当关上了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp女人做官跟男人有所不同&nbsp&nbsp唐军特别关心国家大事&nbsp&nbsp每天都要看新闻；蒋彩蝶是就讨厌看新闻&nbsp&nbsp说新闻联播那点东西不播我都是啥内容&nbsp&nbsp你问我好了&nbsp&nbsp唐军笑着说那你回答今天新闻要说啥内容

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“领导很忙&nbsp&nbsp外国很乱&nbsp&nbsp人民生活很幸福&nbsp&nbsp”蒋彩蝶仅几个字就总结了新闻内容&nbsp&nbsp唐军笑了&nbsp&nbsp其实也就那样

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp今天上午zhèng&nbspfǔ里超常的忙&nbsp&nbsp市长热线被打爆了&nbsp&nbsp西城区告急&nbsp&nbsp粪池决堤&nbsp&nbsp有两条大街被屎尿污染；立交桥9点10分发生一起车祸&nbsp&nbsp急需要救助；中心医院一位男子跳楼自杀；同一首歌节目组來通北慰问演出&nbsp&nbsp这点事&nbsp&nbsp好像几个星期的事一下子都堆积了过來

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp李景林和唐军两人焦急不安&nbsp&nbsp坐上车先奔西城区了解情况&nbsp&nbsp一到现场&nbsp&nbsp哎呀呀&nbsp&nbsp一股浓浓臭气扑面而來&nbsp&nbsp差点把他俩击倒&nbsp&nbsp捂住嘴都是无孔不入的臭味

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp另外还有点邪xìng&nbsp&nbsp全城的苍蝇都聚集在这里&nbsp&nbsp指甲大的绿头苍蝇比普通苍蝇马力大好几倍&nbsp&nbsp飞起來都像蝗虫&nbsp&nbsp嗡嗡的响&nbsp&nbsp先落在屎上&nbsp&nbsp然后就往人们脸上落&nbsp&nbsp赶都赶不尽

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军一个劲儿呼扇手&nbsp&nbsp嘴里还嘟囔道从哪儿他妈跑來这些苍蝇&nbsp&nbsp讨厌死了&nbsp&nbsp李景林穿得干净整洁&nbsp&nbsp生怕踩到屎尿&nbsp&nbsp脚尖着地&nbsp&nbsp动作跟踩高跷沒什么区别&nbsp&nbsp走到距离抢险工人们工作现场50米处&nbsp&nbsp不往前走了&nbsp&nbsp然后吵吵道让市政领导赶快过來一趟&nbsp&nbsp我有话说

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp沒一会儿&nbsp&nbsp市政领导屁颠屁颠的跑了过來&nbsp&nbsp点头哈腰说不好意思&nbsp&nbsp惊动了市长&nbsp&nbsp我们正在抢修&nbsp&nbsp这次事故属于意外情况马上就会好的&nbsp&nbsp最多超不过两个小时&nbsp&nbsp李景林一副严肃的样子&nbsp&nbsp嘱咐了一句&nbsp&nbsp“活要干得好&nbsp&nbsp还要注意安全&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp市政领导连说请市长放心&nbsp&nbsp沒问題&nbsp&nbsp肯定会圆满完成任务&nbsp&nbsp接着&nbsp&nbsp两人又去立交桥问询车祸的情况&nbsp&nbsp车上李景林发牢sāo道今天究竟是个什么rì子&nbsp&nbsp咋这么多倒霉的事情发生&nbsp&nbsp唐军回了一句清明节&nbsp&nbsp鬼哭狼嚎的rì子&nbsp&nbsp李景林砸砸嘴&nbsp&nbsp一副沮丧的表情

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp到了现场&nbsp&nbsp几位交jǐng正忙着从一辆被撞轿车上往下解救被控司机&nbsp&nbsp旁边停着一辆120&nbsp&nbsp还是位美女司机&nbsp&nbsp由于门被撞变形&nbsp&nbsp她无法逃生&nbsp&nbsp只能靠外援&nbsp&nbsp等把门锯开&nbsp&nbsp唐军一看美女可怜兮兮的在几位交jǐng的搀扶下上了救护车&nbsp&nbsp腿上还流了那么多血

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp心疼而惊讶的说流了那么多血&nbsp&nbsp估计伤到了腿&nbsp&nbsp旁边一位大夫说腿应该沒什么问題&nbsp&nbsp这些血好像不是车祸引起&nbsp&nbsp应该是來例假了&nbsp&nbsp在闹血崩&nbsp&nbsp唐军噗嗤一下&nbsp&nbsp差点笑出声&nbsp&nbsp心说好高明的医术&nbsp&nbsp不用检查就知道血是从哪里來的

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp望着伤者被成功送往医院&nbsp&nbsp李景林叹息道&nbsp&nbsp“这些人把车速放慢点就不行吗&nbsp&nbsp大早上的就开始追棺材&nbsp&nbsp看來都活腻了&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp发泄了两句&nbsp&nbsp他们又去了中心医院&nbsp&nbsp一看死者已经不在现场&nbsp&nbsp估计被运往医院太平间&nbsp&nbsp有几位民jǐng在现场拍照&nbsp&nbsp外面围了很多还沒有散去的看热闹群众&nbsp&nbsp李景林和唐军下了车&nbsp&nbsp向民jǐng问询了一些情况

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp民jǐng反应说这起事件属于自杀xìng身亡&nbsp&nbsp原因很复杂&nbsp&nbsp死者很小父母离异&nbsp&nbsp是跟爷爷长大&nbsp&nbsp由于检查出自己患上了尿毒症&nbsp&nbsp就有了轻生的念头&nbsp&nbsp“哎呀&nbsp&nbsp真不幸&nbsp&nbsp可怜的孩子&nbsp&nbsp这么年轻就患上尿毒症&nbsp&nbsp唉&nbsp&nbsp上帝真不该对他这样残忍&nbsp&nbsp”李景林装作同情的说

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军说尿毒症可以透析的&nbsp&nbsp照样能延长寿命&nbsp&nbsp民jǐng却说是可以透析&nbsp&nbsp但费用多贵呀&nbsp&nbsp一年好几十万&nbsp&nbsp普通百姓谁看得起啊&nbsp&nbsp两位领导也无语了&nbsp&nbsp下面一些群众说这年月千万别得绝症&nbsp&nbsp无路可走

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp也有人愤愤的骂那些慈善老板都他妈的去妞了&nbsp&nbsp关键时候一个也找不见&nbsp&nbsp话音一落&nbsp&nbsp有人立刻反驳道这年月谁愿意捐钱&nbsp&nbsp不捐还好&nbsp&nbsp捐完一千个人里有九百九十九个人骂你傻逼&nbsp&nbsp你说谁还想捐&nbsp&nbsp救人也是&nbsp&nbsp不救还好&nbsp&nbsp一救准被对方粘住&nbsp&nbsp你说谁还愿意做好事

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp接着&nbsp&nbsp又有人说这年月的道德标准&nbsp&nbsp土匪流氓反而更受人尊敬&nbsp&nbsp其实这些人中&nbsp&nbsp有些人说话专门是让市里领导们听的

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军听到几位无聊群众的扯淡也沒有表态&nbsp&nbsp一看表&nbsp&nbsp已经11点多了&nbsp&nbsp心想要会见同一首歌演唱组的明星们也只能改成下午了&nbsp&nbsp然后随同李景林坐车离去

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp吃过中午饭&nbsp&nbsp大约2点左右&nbsp&nbsp李景林和唐军又带领几位领导去慰问演唱组的明星们&nbsp&nbsp一说明星&nbsp&nbsp当然有一种异样的感觉&nbsp&nbsp因为现在的明星都属于成功人士&nbsp&nbsp是很受人尊敬的&nbsp&nbsp所以唐军的心里有点按耐不住的激动

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一看到明星们&nbsp&nbsp他确实很惊讶&nbsp&nbsp果然与众不同&nbsp&nbsp男士潇洒&nbsp&nbsp女士漂亮&nbsp&nbsp尤其有两位穿超短裙的女歌星&nbsp&nbsp那美的邪乎&nbsp&nbsp白腿都冒神光&nbsp&nbsp胸脯都成了泰山点灯&nbsp&nbsp直看得唐军是小腿抽筋&nbsp&nbsp大腿断裂&nbsp&nbsp小肥猪拱门&nbsp&nbsp心说要是能拥抱你们就好了

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