第893章 裙子被撕

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小其实很害怕美妖妖老板來跟他要人&nbsp&nbsp夏rì工作干得很不错&nbsp&nbsp能力很强&nbsp&nbsp完全能把悟空饭店撑起來&nbsp&nbsp而且二小**來的时候&nbsp&nbsp拉进屋里就能解决&nbsp&nbsp这妞脾气特好&nbsp&nbsp从不抗拒&nbsp&nbsp随叫随到&nbsp&nbsp所以这样优秀的女人&nbsp&nbsp二小当然不舍得让她走了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军两句话帮了他大忙&nbsp&nbsp二小马上为美妖妖老板丰盛的摆了一桌&nbsp&nbsp让其开恩&nbsp&nbsp今天小芳很活跃&nbsp&nbsp酒桌上话很多&nbsp&nbsp搞得人们不住的发笑&nbsp&nbsp她说最近网上有个小偷很特别&nbsp&nbsp撬开人家的房门什么也沒偷&nbsp&nbsp只把马桶偷走了&nbsp&nbsp美妖妖老板回道那是变态狂&nbsp&nbsp不是小偷

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小会开玩笑&nbsp&nbsp说表弟就有这方面的情节&nbsp&nbsp对马桶特别感兴趣&nbsp&nbsp那天这厮进厕所2小时才出來&nbsp&nbsp等我进去一看&nbsp&nbsp马桶被他擦的油亮油亮&nbsp&nbsp比电视机都有人影&nbsp&nbsp我当时感慨万分&nbsp&nbsp心说这世界只知道人们都跟人民币亲&nbsp&nbsp还有跟马桶亲的&nbsp&nbsp真是大千世界无奇不有

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟一看二小今天要拿他开刷&nbsp&nbsp马上作揖道：“老总&nbsp&nbsp你就是我的上帝&nbsp&nbsp不要再取笑我好不好&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小立刻放缓了语气&nbsp&nbsp说不好意思&nbsp&nbsp玩笑而已&nbsp&nbsp千万不要在意&nbsp&nbsp表弟一副不高兴的样子&nbsp&nbsp也就是二小沾了自己是老总的光说他&nbsp&nbsp这厮沒有脾气&nbsp&nbsp要是换别人&nbsp&nbsp这厮牛逼炒辣椒的脾气肯定要发泄一番

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp其实上个星期小芳还哭丧着脸&nbsp&nbsp去唐军那里告状&nbsp&nbsp说二小又打她了&nbsp&nbsp委屈得眼泪鼻涕一块儿下流

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军有意打量了她一眼&nbsp&nbsp发现二小是下手很重&nbsp&nbsp小芳的胸脯都被这厮捏得一高一低

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp很多人都说二小是马大哈的xìng格&nbsp&nbsp看上去沒有什么心计&nbsp&nbsp错了&nbsp&nbsp这厮内心绝对很复杂&nbsp&nbsp要不然也不会有经商的头脑&nbsp&nbsp另外疑心大&nbsp&nbsp他在外面疯狂踩花的同时&nbsp&nbsp总怀疑小芳外面有事

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp每次回到家都要在门口贼眉鼠眼的听半天&nbsp&nbsp看小芳在跟谁通电话&nbsp&nbsp等沒有发现什么情况&nbsp&nbsp才推门进屋&nbsp&nbsp晚上&nbsp&nbsp床上还要检查小芳身体上是否有被男人揉擦后的痕迹&nbsp&nbsp甚至换下的内裤这厮都要查一遍

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp有时连他自己都搞不清为什么要这样做&nbsp&nbsp真要是发现点什么他又能把小芳怎么样&nbsp&nbsp有一次&nbsp&nbsp二小拿话诈小芳&nbsp&nbsp说看见她跟别的男人有联系&nbsp&nbsp小芳当场就跟他急了&nbsp&nbsp说你胖头&nbsp&nbsp自己每天踩花还怀疑别人不尊&nbsp&nbsp你这样大的疑心活着累不累啊

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小说不累&nbsp&nbsp我就要知道我的老婆对我是不是真心&nbsp&nbsp小芳啐了他一口&nbsp&nbsp说你这个无耻的家伙&nbsp&nbsp自己一点都不真心反而怀疑别人不真心&nbsp&nbsp简直可笑死了&nbsp&nbsp以后不要再这样瞎挑毛病&nbsp&nbsp会被我骂死的

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小仰着脖子乐&nbsp&nbsp说好好&nbsp&nbsp你的裤子只给我一个人脱&nbsp&nbsp百分之百忠实于我&nbsp&nbsp是我误解了你&nbsp&nbsp我该死我该死&nbsp&nbsp紧跟着&nbsp&nbsp來了个电话&nbsp&nbsp问你是**吗&nbsp&nbsp二小被问楞了&nbsp&nbsp快嘴回道**的&nbsp&nbsp谁是够b&nbsp&nbsp你丫打错电话了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小芳咯咯的发笑&nbsp&nbsp嘴里重复了一句“**”这名字真好听&nbsp&nbsp我正说想给你起个绰号呢&nbsp&nbsp你今后就叫“**”&nbsp&nbsp我看这个名字很适合你&nbsp&nbsp二小來了句&nbsp&nbsp“rì你大爷的&nbsp&nbsp别取笑我了&nbsp&nbsp我是“狗哥”&nbsp&nbsp不是“**”好不好&nbsp&nbsp”小芳说一样一样&nbsp&nbsp总之&nbsp&nbsp你就是一条狗

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp紧跟着&nbsp&nbsp电话又响了&nbsp&nbsp二小一看还是刚才那个傻逼打來的&nbsp&nbsp气得骂道我不是跟你说了&nbsp&nbsp你打错了&nbsp&nbsp怎么沒完沒了的给我打电话

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp对方确实够愣头青的&nbsp&nbsp说**&nbsp&nbsp我rì你妈&nbsp&nbsp跟我装什么蒜&nbsp&nbsp我能听不出你的声音&nbsp&nbsp你丫就是跟火车撞了&nbsp&nbsp掉进茅坑里喊救命我都知道是你&nbsp&nbsp二小这个有气&nbsp&nbsp心想碰上这样一个执迷不悟的家伙&nbsp&nbsp也别跟他解释&nbsp&nbsp越解释他越迷糊

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp然后二小哐的压了电话&nbsp&nbsp嘟哝道今天可遇上鬼了&nbsp&nbsp非把我当成“**”&nbsp&nbsp不停的跟他解释&nbsp&nbsp他也听不明白&nbsp&nbsp我算服了&nbsp&nbsp小芳咯咯笑过之后&nbsp&nbsp说假如你就是够b&nbsp&nbsp那又怎么了&nbsp&nbsp有什么可生气的

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小急了&nbsp&nbsp嫌弃小芳滚火&nbsp&nbsp上去将就小芳扑倒&nbsp&nbsp动作就像黑夜里在路边扑倒一位下夜班的女青年一样猥亵

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小芳强力的抗拒&nbsp&nbsp用手推他&nbsp&nbsp但她一个脆女子哪里有多大的力气&nbsp&nbsp就跟推一块儿巨石一样&nbsp&nbsp二小一动不动

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她的脑袋左右甩摆着不准他亲吻&nbsp&nbsp谁知防住上面防不住下面&nbsp&nbsp衣裙一把被二小撕烂&nbsp&nbsp一双粗糙大手从下面进入了她的皇宫&nbsp&nbsp有句笑话说得好&nbsp&nbsp生活就像强jiān&nbsp&nbsp不能反抗就享受&nbsp&nbsp十分钟不到小芳就开始享受上了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小就像一位极其优秀的炮手&nbsp&nbsp擦亮炮弹后&nbsp&nbsp还要找对位置瞄准&nbsp&nbsp接着填装炮弹&nbsp&nbsp开启发shè装置&nbsp&nbsp整个过程完整顺畅&nbsp&nbsp成功的将弹头shè到所要的位置&nbsp&nbsp每shè完一次&nbsp&nbsp耳朵就嗡的一下&nbsp&nbsp浑身血脉犹如被炸开&nbsp&nbsp血浆奔涌而出&nbsp&nbsp收都守不住

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小芳抓住二小的手&nbsp&nbsp毫不顾忌的大声叫喊&nbsp&nbsp此时&nbsp&nbsp窗外一片乌云盖住天空&nbsp&nbsp几分钟后又纵然消失&nbsp&nbsp一千颗星星眨巴着眼睛目视着他俩&nbsp&nbsp像是在给二小摇旗呐喊

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小又像是个床上特种兵&nbsp&nbsp一会儿占领至高点&nbsp&nbsp一会儿挖渠护沟&nbsp&nbsp一会儿又钻山洞冲锋上阵&nbsp&nbsp超常的勇猛&nbsp&nbsp子弹shè光了&nbsp&nbsp几分钟又能造出&nbsp&nbsp就像背后有个加工厂在为他提供一切能量

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp事毕后&nbsp&nbsp小芳用粉拳不停击打二小的肩膀&nbsp&nbsp气愤的说你明明喜欢我&nbsp&nbsp为什么还怀疑我&nbsp&nbsp你个该死的家伙&nbsp&nbsp今天我非把你打到第二十九层地狱不可&nbsp&nbsp二小解释说妹纸妹纸&nbsp&nbsp你听哥说呀&nbsp&nbsp其实越是在乎你的人越爱你&nbsp&nbsp你还不懂得这个道理吗

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小芳嗯哼一声又开始撒娇&nbsp&nbsp脸庞温柔的摩擦二小的胸膛&nbsp&nbsp二小两只手抚摸着她溜光的后山&nbsp&nbsp表情像孙猴子刚从花果山回來&nbsp&nbsp火眼金睛&nbsp&nbsp说你就是一个制造快乐的神秘物种&nbsp&nbsp假如我们家停电&nbsp&nbsp你的后臀肯定能擦亮火柴

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小芳迷笑着&nbsp&nbsp面如桃花&nbsp&nbsp红唇汪汪湿润&nbsp&nbsp比香油浸后的腊肠都看上去有胃口&nbsp&nbsp二小的钢嘴贴上去就把她的唇覆盖了&nbsp&nbsp牙齿还咯吱咯吱的响&nbsp&nbsp人就这么有趣&nbsp&nbsp刚才还忧伤的坐在沙发上咬指甲&nbsp&nbsp有一肚子苦恼想说&nbsp&nbsp一会儿就进入癫狂&nbsp&nbsp快乐无比

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp云收雨歇&nbsp&nbsp二小提着裤子站了起來&nbsp&nbsp小芳穿衣时却发现衣裙已经被二小刚才的疯狂撕烂&nbsp&nbsp气得流着泪&nbsp&nbsp说你个该死的&nbsp&nbsp把我裙子给撕破了&nbsp&nbsp你给我赔偿&nbsp&nbsp我要最好的

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小回过头&nbsp&nbsp拍了拍她的肩膀&nbsp&nbsp“好了好了&nbsp&nbsp我的公主妹妹&nbsp&nbsp我赔你好不&nbsp&nbsp给三万元去买裙子&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小真大方&nbsp&nbsp顺手给小芳丢下一张卡&nbsp&nbsp说上面共有五万元&nbsp&nbsp三万元买裙子&nbsp&nbsp二万元买化妆品&nbsp&nbsp小芳感动的手都在颤抖&nbsp&nbsp说你娃今天怎么这样孝顺&nbsp&nbsp是不是最近生意又发迹了&nbsp&nbsp你真不愧是个天才&nbsp&nbsp又生意天才&nbsp&nbsp又是床上天才&nbsp&nbsp就是观音姐姐來了也得被你的利器征服了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小牛逼哄哄的说男人生來就是为下面j8卖命的&nbsp&nbsp要么哪能传宗接代&nbsp&nbsp说话不要伤众&nbsp&nbsp如果我是流氓&nbsp&nbsp那大家都是流氓了

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