第880章 演讲大会

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐忠孝从美国坐上飞机时&nbsp&nbsp唐军正在通北市党校演讲&nbsp&nbsp題目是《新形势下如何做一位廉洁干部》&nbsp&nbsp教室里坐满了领导干部&nbsp&nbsp各个手里都有一个笔记本在记录唐军讲话的重点

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp演讲稿是秘书写得&nbsp&nbsp用了大量官场语&nbsp&nbsp什么矢志不渝、什么公仆jīng神&nbsp&nbsp还有什么勤政务实、坚定信念之类

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这些词讲起來情绪激昂&nbsp&nbsp充满斗志&nbsp&nbsp再加上唐军临场发挥&nbsp&nbsp添补了很多自己的观点&nbsp&nbsp最后还引用了一些jǐng句起烘托的作用&nbsp&nbsp什么挡不住今天的诱惑&nbsp&nbsp将失去明天的幸福&nbsp&nbsp什么一言一行不忘公仆形象&nbsp&nbsp一举一动常思百姓冷暖&nbsp&nbsp一下子就把会议的气氛搞上去了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp接着&nbsp&nbsp下面一片掌声&nbsp&nbsp看得出大家积极xìng很高&nbsp&nbsp内容讲完后&nbsp&nbsp唐军给大家留有zì&nbspyóu讨论时间&nbsp&nbsp让领导们发言共同探讨廉洁这个课題

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp有位乡干部站了起來&nbsp&nbsp“请问唐市长平时抽得什么烟&nbsp&nbsp喝得什么酒&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这个问題看似简单&nbsp&nbsp却把唐军难住了&nbsp&nbsp一下使他尴尬万分&nbsp&nbsp脑子里在想我本來平时就抽中华&nbsp&nbsp大家都也知道&nbsp&nbsp如果这时我不报实话&nbsp&nbsp也许有人会说我不诚实&nbsp&nbsp至于酒我不能说平时喝二锅头&nbsp&nbsp那样对我这个堂堂副市长來说也太掉价了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp最后唐军干脆就直说：“平时我一般都抽中华&nbsp&nbsp喝酒沒有固定牌子&nbsp&nbsp有时喝剑南chūn、有时喝衡水老白干、还有时喝通北二锅头&nbsp&nbsp”下面紧跟着一阵笑声&nbsp&nbsp大家可能觉得这个问題很搞笑&nbsp&nbsp可是唐军认为大家在嘲笑他&nbsp&nbsp当时羞涩的脸上都变sè了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这时那位乡领导还沒完了&nbsp&nbsp继续问：“作为市长平时就抽这样贵的烟&nbsp&nbsp你的廉洁工作是否做得很到位&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军一下怒了&nbsp&nbsp气得腮帮子犹如地鼠偷吃瓜子&nbsp&nbsp不停的抖动&nbsp&nbsp心里大骂：rì你妈&nbsp&nbsp怎么跑出來个棒槌&nbsp&nbsp问这些鲫瓜子问題干吗&nbsp&nbsp简直找死的料&nbsp&nbsp估计生孩子都沒有肛的主

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp然后唐军用眼睛盯着这位乡干部&nbsp&nbsp说你个瓜娃子是哪个乡的&nbsp&nbsp干嘛要挑刺&nbsp&nbsp你懂不懂开会规矩&nbsp&nbsp下面禁止你发言&nbsp&nbsp简直是无理取闹

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军说话都拍桌子了&nbsp&nbsp可见他的肝火发到什么程度&nbsp&nbsp再逼急他&nbsp&nbsp有可能就把这位乡党直接赶出礼堂

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这位乡干部敢跟唐军会上对簿也是有原因的&nbsp&nbsp他原先在部队是位副团结干部&nbsp&nbsp但专业后把他安排到乡里任办公室主任&nbsp&nbsp大材小用了&nbsp&nbsp有点玩世不恭&nbsp&nbsp不服气&nbsp&nbsp觉得上面领导看人下菜碟对他沒有重用&nbsp&nbsp所以一直以來这厮都有情绪&nbsp&nbsp正好这次遇上唐军讲廉洁问題&nbsp&nbsp他就想多语

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军火气发完了&nbsp&nbsp会场上出现一片sāo乱&nbsp&nbsp他心里还在骂哪里來得一位煮不熟的傻逼&nbsp&nbsp简直是个刺头&nbsp&nbsp故意使我在众领导面前难堪&nbsp&nbsp今夜我非把你妈和你媳妇一块rì了不可&nbsp&nbsp让你再气我&nbsp&nbsp嘟囔完&nbsp&nbsp他就猛往肚子灌水&nbsp&nbsp往下压火气

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp旁边在座的zhèng&nbspfǔ秘书长看到唐军气得脸sè苍白&nbsp&nbsp眼皮乱跳&nbsp&nbsp心说唐市长气xìng可真不小啊&nbsp&nbsp快赶上蒋光头了&nbsp&nbsp他马上站起给唐军倒满了茶&nbsp&nbsp拍马屁道唐市长&nbsp&nbsp不要跟他一般见识&nbsp&nbsp此人是250&nbsp&nbsp估计脑袋进水了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军立刻沒有情绪继续发言了&nbsp&nbsp对旁边分管教育的赵副市长说你讲两句&nbsp&nbsp我就不再发言了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp赵市长虽然沒有发言心里准备&nbsp&nbsp讲演稿也沒有&nbsp&nbsp但即兴发言很有一套

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp很会说话&nbsp&nbsp说廉洁是我们党内领导干部要探讨的一个大课題&nbsp&nbsp沒有廉洁就意味着**&nbsp&nbsp俗话说人生惟有廉洁重&nbsp&nbsp世界须凭气骨撑&nbsp&nbsp花以芳香而美好&nbsp&nbsp官以清廉而高贵&nbsp&nbsp我们改革开放这些年已经取得很优异的成绩&nbsp&nbsp这跟大家勤政务实分不开的&nbsp&nbsp希望你们再接再厉&nbsp&nbsp共同为通北的发展注入自己的热血

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp赵市长沒有批评刚才那位乡领导的挑刺行为&nbsp&nbsp他把话马上又转到今天会议的主題上&nbsp&nbsp使会场气氛重新又恢复了过來

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军坐在那里可算松了口气&nbsp&nbsp让赵市长发言也等于给他自己找了个台阶下&nbsp&nbsp不然他会很尴尬的被挂在主席台上

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp散会后&nbsp&nbsp在返回zhèng&nbspfǔ的路上&nbsp&nbsp唐军还是有点闷闷不乐&nbsp&nbsp对司机说什么场合都能遇见几个跟你唱反调的生瓜蛋&nbsp&nbsp他妈的&nbsp&nbsp我算服了&nbsp&nbsp要赶上前五年我的脾气&nbsp&nbsp肯定把丫打成肉饼了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp司机呵呵一笑&nbsp&nbsp奉承道：“这些人都是rǔ臭未干的愣头青&nbsp&nbsp不懂的规矩&nbsp&nbsp不要跟他们一般见识&nbsp&nbsp一个真正有素质、聪明的人关键时刻是不会这样让领导难看的&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军用和司机聊天的形式又发泄了一番情绪&nbsp&nbsp回到单位心情就散得差不多了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp办公室里秘书给他倒了杯乌龙戏珠枣茶&nbsp&nbsp又点燃一支中华&nbsp&nbsp刚吸了两口&nbsp&nbsp忽然想到父亲已经在路上了&nbsp&nbsp他应该为老爸准备点什么&nbsp&nbsp比方说给他买件衣服什么的&nbsp&nbsp这也算自己的一片心意&nbsp&nbsp老爸肯定心情也好

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp于是他给夏小莲打电话&nbsp&nbsp一开口就是：“虎妞&nbsp&nbsp干嘛呢&nbsp&nbsp我爸明天从美国來了&nbsp&nbsp你下午能不能帮我去百货商场为老爸买件衣服&nbsp&nbsp我很忙顾不上&nbsp&nbsp这事就拜托你了&nbsp&nbsp觉得你平时很会买衣服&nbsp&nbsp相信你一定能办好这件事&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp夏小莲问你爸身高多少&nbsp&nbsp偏胖吗&nbsp&nbsp唐军说身高175&nbsp&nbsp不胖不瘦&nbsp&nbsp夏小莲明白了唐军的意思&nbsp&nbsp很痛快的答应了他

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp第二天&nbsp&nbsp唐军亲自去机场接站&nbsp&nbsp半小时后看到老爸唐忠孝西装革履&nbsp&nbspjīng神饱满的下了飞机&nbsp&nbsp气质比国家领导人也不差

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军就佩服老爸&nbsp&nbsp始终那副面孔&nbsp&nbsp几乎不见老&nbsp&nbsp这次又跟上次來沒什么变化&nbsp&nbsp依旧那么文质彬彬&nbsp&nbsp说话还是那样健谈&nbsp&nbsp就见他拍了拍唐军的肩膀说&nbsp&nbsp“你眉脸也沒什么变化&nbsp&nbsp就是官职又高升&nbsp&nbsp老爸为你的仕途风顺喝彩了&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军谦虚的说这点成绩不值得骄傲&nbsp&nbsp距离我的理想还很遥远&nbsp&nbsp什么时候我混到了省里那才叫扬眉吐气&nbsp&nbsp唐军的口气很大&nbsp&nbsp不过唐忠孝喜欢儿子这样有上进心的气魄&nbsp&nbsp看着他说：“儿子&nbsp&nbsp你给爸好好努力&nbsp&nbsp我肯定会在背后一直默默无闻的支持你的&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军也会哄顺老爸开心&nbsp&nbsp爸长爸短的不停称呼&nbsp&nbsp还问老爸喜欢让琼斯找美国人还是找中国人

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐忠孝说我还是赞同她找华人&nbsp&nbsp因为她的根就是中国&nbsp&nbsp另外你妹也挺有出息&nbsp&nbsp近來在国内混得不错&nbsp&nbsp居然成了明星&nbsp&nbsp这是我沒有想到的&nbsp&nbsp她搞得这个对象也是刚出道的一位很优秀的导演&nbsp&nbsp小伙子才华出众&nbsp&nbsp很有潜力的&nbsp&nbsp我比较欣赏他&nbsp&nbsp据说小伙子父亲这次邀请我來的目的就是想跟我谈婚嫁的事

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军惊讶的哦了一声&nbsp&nbsp沒有想到妹妹和李想真的要结婚&nbsp&nbsp不是他想阻拦这份姻缘&nbsp&nbsp是他讨厌跟李景林做亲家&nbsp&nbsp但牢sāo半天&nbsp&nbsp他个人的观点代表不了妹妹琼斯&nbsp&nbsp人家的青chūn当然人家自己做主&nbsp&nbsp他干涉不着

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