第868章 顾客很屌

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军來到悟空饭店&nbsp&nbsp里面忙成了一片&nbsp&nbsp顾客们都嫌弃菜上得太慢大发肝火&nbsp&nbsp表弟急得满头是汗&nbsp&nbsp一会儿跑到厨房里催促一下&nbsp&nbsp一会儿又给顾客说好话&nbsp&nbsp里面厨子也委屈的不行&nbsp&nbsp牢sāo满腹的说平时两个人做活&nbsp&nbsp今天就我自己干&nbsp&nbsp我肯定干不出來

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟赶紧给厨子说好话&nbsp&nbsp你就努力点&nbsp&nbsp千万不要给我掉链子&nbsp&nbsp明天光头厨子就能上班&nbsp&nbsp唐军问表弟怎么回事

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟说一个厨子被傻逼保安打了&nbsp&nbsp今天沒來&nbsp&nbsp唐军也气得骂二小&nbsp&nbsp这龟孙子究竟招來了两个什么保安&nbsp&nbsp整天惹事生非的

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟趁机也装起了好人&nbsp&nbsp“是的是的&nbsp&nbsp这两家伙的确沒有什么涵养&nbsp&nbsp除了上班&nbsp&nbsp不是赌就是sè&nbsp&nbsp最早是因为一个女人两人你死我活的干仗&nbsp&nbsp前几天又因为赌钱两人滚在一起对决&nbsp&nbsp从床上掉到地上那么疯狂的打斗&nbsp&nbsp最后两人脸上都挂了彩&nbsp&nbsp才停手&nbsp&nbsp第二天又球事沒了&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军啧啧嘴&nbsp&nbsp“的确素质低&nbsp&nbsp看來以后招保安也要看文凭了&nbsp&nbsp”这时&nbsp&nbsp夏rì飞快的跑了过來&nbsp&nbsp朝表弟嚷&nbsp&nbsp“你丫在这瞎聊什么&nbsp&nbsp那边几个顾客在骂街你也不去管&nbsp&nbsp”表弟一听&nbsp&nbsp拎着电jǐng棍就奔了过去&nbsp&nbsp嘴里还骂骂咧咧的&nbsp&nbsp“那个王八蛋在闹事&nbsp&nbsp不想活了&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp到跟前一看&nbsp&nbsp是五六个小伙子和几个沒样子的女孩儿在和瘦子保安争吵&nbsp&nbsp骂的话真叫脏&nbsp&nbsp直接问候瘦子母亲的下面器官

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp正好胖子保安被表弟指使着在厨房里帮忙&nbsp&nbsp瘦子一个人沒有胆量&nbsp&nbsp站在那里光当孙子了&nbsp&nbsp一着急还带点结巴&nbsp&nbsp把我“cāo”这个字重复了三遍&nbsp&nbsp也不知道他cāo了沒有&nbsp&nbsp反正听说话那个费劲

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟貌似很狂&nbsp&nbsp对他们说道：“怎么回事&nbsp&nbsp嚷什么&nbsp&nbsp哪里不对了可以说&nbsp&nbsp闹什么情绪&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我们的菜等了老半天了&nbsp&nbsp后來的人都吃上了&nbsp&nbsp怎么回事&nbsp&nbsp你们还看人下菜碟吗&nbsp&nbsp还有先有后吗&nbsp&nbsp”一位小伙像挨了枪的野猪&nbsp&nbsp挥舞着前蹄大声嚷道

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟想发火&nbsp&nbsp但还是把生意考虑到第一位&nbsp&nbsp最后给对方说好话&nbsp&nbsp“兄弟&nbsp&nbsp今天给哥点面子&nbsp&nbsp有个厨子请假了&nbsp&nbsp一个厨子忙不过來&nbsp&nbsp不好意思&nbsp&nbsp下个菜就给你们做好吗&nbsp&nbsp”小伙子怒的脸蛋都吹圆了&nbsp&nbsp要是沒有下面两颗蛋坠着&nbsp&nbsp估计整个人都能飞起來

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟赶快走到厨房窗口&nbsp&nbsp朝里面说先给他们这桌做&nbsp&nbsp人家已经等了很长时间了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp说完&nbsp&nbsp表弟一看厨子忙得手舞足蹈&nbsp&nbsp额头上的汗水犹如下雨&nbsp&nbsp刷刷的滚落在锅里&nbsp&nbsp心说不干不净吃上沒病&nbsp&nbsp要是挑剔最好还是别去饭店&nbsp&nbsp厨子厕所里拉完屎&nbsp&nbsp不可能会有人监督他必须洗了手再做饭&nbsp&nbsp能在围裙上擦下手就算干净厨子了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp总算把顾客的情绪稳定住了&nbsp&nbsp表弟又跑到唐军那儿说&nbsp&nbsp“表哥稍等等好吗&nbsp&nbsp那边几个年轻人挺闹腾的&nbsp&nbsp先把他们安顿住再说&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“可以可以&nbsp&nbsp我不急&nbsp&nbsp”唐军说完&nbsp&nbsp跟夏rì闲扯上了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp等客人都走得差不多了&nbsp&nbsp饭店员工才开始吃饭&nbsp&nbsp表弟把胖子保安夸了一顿&nbsp&nbsp说你丫今天厨房里帮厨表现的不错&nbsp&nbsp活干得很麻利&nbsp&nbsp值得表扬&nbsp&nbsp胖子來情绪了&nbsp&nbsp说我以前在饭店里打过工&nbsp&nbsp刷过盘子&nbsp&nbsp端过菜

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟哦了一声&nbsp&nbsp问那后來为什么就不干了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胖子说饭店老板娘太**&nbsp&nbsp东北娘们&nbsp&nbsp长得一般&nbsp&nbsp但又高又胖&nbsp&nbsp一看上去就是能抓起二百斤面口袋的那种人&nbsp&nbsp刚一开始接触还觉得这人不错&nbsp&nbsp说话嗓门大&nbsp&nbsp很直爽&nbsp&nbsp有点像男人一样的粗犷&nbsp&nbsp等时间一长&nbsp&nbsp她的缺点就都暴露出來了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp当时我是想忍让她凑合干两个月得了&nbsp&nbsp可是她实在的太挑剔&nbsp&nbsp和旧社会的地主老太婆沒什么区别&nbsp&nbsp喜欢叼着烟卷坐在桌子上讲一些很脏很粗俗的语言&nbsp&nbsp不是妈b长就是妈b短&nbsp&nbsp而且特喜欢指桑骂槐

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp有一天我不小心打了个碗&nbsp&nbsp结果她一脚把地上的一棵白菜踢到了门口&nbsp&nbsp冲着白菜骂道妈b&nbsp&nbsp这种白菜也敢來都市混&nbsp&nbsp简直是个废物

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp当时把我吓得打了个激灵&nbsp&nbsp心里极度委屈的说打了个碗也能发这么大的火&nbsp&nbsp太欺负人了&nbsp&nbsp我的脾气也不小&nbsp&nbsp一來气紧接着又摔了个&nbsp&nbsp这下老板娘可急了&nbsp&nbsp两只牛一般的眼睛瞪圆了就像灯一样向外突起&nbsp&nbsp直直的怒视着我

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我故意装做若无其事的样子&nbsp&nbsp仍在继续刷碗&nbsp&nbsp只见她把菜刀“咔”的砍在案板上&nbsp&nbsp冲我骂道你丫的怎么回事&nbsp&nbsp还想干吗&nbsp&nbsp不想干给我走人&nbsp&nbsp妈b的&nbsp&nbsp老娘我还沒见过有谁敢在我面前炸刺的&nbsp&nbsp我狠狠的瞪了她一眼&nbsp&nbsp强忍着怒火沒有说话

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp结果老板娘的双眼冒着红光&nbsp&nbsp就像大便发干拉不出來嫌便池太高一样怒视着我&nbsp&nbsp吼道你敢用眼睛瞪我&nbsp&nbsp你非让我打你个金光灿烂不成吗&nbsp&nbsp这回我有点蔫了&nbsp&nbsp低下头一句话不敢说&nbsp&nbsp心里咚咚跳个不止&nbsp&nbsp非常害怕她从身后冷不防向我施暴

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp但紧张了一会儿沒发现她有对我下手的意思&nbsp&nbsp而是嘴里不停的骂了些很难听的话&nbsp&nbsp我再沒敢反抗&nbsp&nbsp也就平息了这场风波

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp后來&nbsp&nbsp厨房里一位掂勺的厨子对我说兄弟&nbsp&nbsp赶快走人&nbsp&nbsp你怎么找这样一个地方打工&nbsp&nbsp这里的老板娘实在不是东西&nbsp&nbsp我早就不想干了&nbsp&nbsp但走不了&nbsp&nbsp因为她拖了半年的工资不给我&nbsp&nbsp我问道如果我不干了&nbsp&nbsp这一个星期的工钱还能要上吗

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小伙子冷笑着说像这样蛮不讲理的人&nbsp&nbsp你还指望着和她要工钱&nbsp&nbsp她肯定不会给你的&nbsp&nbsp我看你还是早走一天早解脱一天&nbsp&nbsp我犹豫了片刻&nbsp&nbsp叹口气说真他们的倒霉&nbsp&nbsp想挣点钱还碰上了一个刁民

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小伙子说那有什么办法&nbsp&nbsp这年头什么鸟沒有&nbsp&nbsp沒对你施加武力就算不错了&nbsp&nbsp说着话&nbsp&nbsp小伙子用手摸了摸眼眶上那个花生米般大小的筋疙瘩说这就是被‘母夜叉’打的&nbsp&nbsp当时我想回家和她要工钱&nbsp&nbsp她不仅沒给我&nbsp&nbsp而且还拿醋瓶子直接砸在我的眼睛上

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp也许你能看出我的左眉毛很稀&nbsp&nbsp就是因为那次缝了四针&nbsp&nbsp小伙子说完难过的想哭&nbsp&nbsp我听了很气愤&nbsp&nbsp真沒想到当今社会还有这种人渣&nbsp&nbsp接着&nbsp&nbsp我说莫非你连一个女人也打不过吗&nbsp&nbsp你也太窝囊了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小伙子说不是我太窝囊&nbsp&nbsp而是她太土匪&nbsp&nbsp当时我真的想和她一拼&nbsp&nbsp可是他老公比她还野蛮&nbsp&nbsp每天醉酒&nbsp&nbsp有一次早上五点多&nbsp&nbsp饭店外面有一收破烂的在翻腾外面的垃圾桶&nbsp&nbsp就见她老公手里掂把菜刀只穿一个小裤头就冲了出去&nbsp&nbsp一脚就把一收破烂的妇女踢到马路上&nbsp&nbsp恶狠狠的骂道妈个巴子&nbsp&nbsp总想來这儿偷东西&nbsp&nbsp这回我让你再偷&nbsp&nbsp最后这位妇女断了两根肋骨自己住进了医院

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我往下压了压火气道那好&nbsp&nbsp我听你的&nbsp&nbsp明天就不來了&nbsp&nbsp赶快逃离这个沒有人xìng的地方

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟呵呵一笑&nbsp&nbsp想不到你还有过这样的经历&nbsp&nbsp有意思&nbsp&nbsp不过你在我们这里绝对遇不到那么恶的人

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