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第840章 用裤衩砸

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp白牡丹会心的冲他一笑&nbsp&nbsp说你回來我怎么就一点都沒听见呢&nbsp&nbsp这要是进來一个坏人我就完&nbsp&nbsp“对呀&nbsp&nbsp我也觉得你睡觉很实&nbsp&nbsp我已经在你身旁呆了很久&nbsp&nbsp而且用手抚摸你的身子你都沒感觉&nbsp&nbsp最后愣是恶搞你的胸你才醒过來&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp白牡丹不安的问&nbsp&nbsp“晚上睡觉死&nbsp&nbsp这不是病&nbsp&nbsp”“这能是什么病&nbsp&nbsp这只是你睡觉的一种习惯&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp白牡丹这才放心&nbsp&nbsp说这样也好&nbsp&nbsp睡觉香身体健康&nbsp&nbsp你看我很少闹病&nbsp&nbsp表弟看着她一伸大母子&nbsp&nbsp说棒&nbsp&nbsp确实棒

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp然后又说&nbsp&nbsp“我进來时&nbsp&nbsp外面的打架的事你肯定更不知道了&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“三更半夜的谁打架了&nbsp&nbsp”白牡丹问&nbsp&nbsp“有夫妇俩在外面折腾&nbsp&nbsp我看了一眼男的都不让看&nbsp&nbsp拎着一根大棒子想打我似的&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“是不是住在最里面的那家&nbsp&nbsp男的五大三粗&nbsp&nbsp女的也是高高的个子&nbsp&nbsp身材很好&nbsp&nbsp”白牡丹说

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你说对&nbsp&nbsp你认识他们&nbsp&nbsp”表弟问&nbsp&nbsp白牡丹摇摇头&nbsp&nbsp“见过面沒说过话&nbsp&nbsp我是听房东说过他们的情况&nbsp&nbsp好像房东早就不想让他们在这里住了&nbsp&nbsp但他们总赖在这里不走他也沒办法”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“别提了&nbsp&nbsp男的老凶了&nbsp&nbsp有严重的暴力倾向&nbsp&nbsp长得像李逵&nbsp&nbsp手里拎着一根大棒子疯狂的往女友身上砸&nbsp&nbsp女的疼的放声扯叫&nbsp&nbsp比杀猪声都嘹亮&nbsp&nbsp哎哟&nbsp&nbsp我rì他娘的&nbsp&nbsp女人是拿來用的&nbsp&nbsp不是拿來横的&nbsp&nbsp打女人还算什么本事&nbsp&nbsp我他妈最憎恨打女人的人&nbsp&nbsp现在都怀疑他们俩沒有结婚&nbsp&nbsp真正的夫妻哪能下那样的狠手&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp白牡丹叹气道&nbsp&nbsp“夫妻是夫妻&nbsp&nbsp但男的太缺德&nbsp&nbsp长得五大三粗狗屁本事沒有&nbsp&nbsp一分钱挣不回來还总打老婆&nbsp&nbsp最后女子被逼的沒办法就去南方当小姐去了&nbsp&nbsp可能是刚从南方回來&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟惊讶中感慨道&nbsp&nbsp“不会&nbsp&nbsp那个女的长得那样斯文&nbsp&nbsp怎么看都不像小姐&nbsp&nbsp你也许听差了&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp白牡丹一本正经的说&nbsp&nbsp“你爱信不信&nbsp&nbsp这都是房东对我讲的&nbsp&nbsp连女子去了哪座城市我都知道&nbsp&nbsp你说是真是假&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟叹口气道:“生活所迫&nbsp&nbsp我同情女子&nbsp&nbsp你当初不也是一名小姐&nbsp&nbsp现在改邪归正不也很好吗&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp白牡丹有点生气了&nbsp&nbsp上去推了表弟一把道:“别拿我说事&nbsp&nbsp讨厌&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟不由得又唉了一声&nbsp&nbsp好像很难理解这个世界的许多新奇&nbsp&nbsp究竟是世道改变了人&nbsp&nbsp还是人在改变了一切&nbsp&nbsp最后问&nbsp&nbsp你们女人为什么生活不了就想去卖身&nbsp&nbsp莫非天底下就沒有其它工作可干了&nbsp&nbsp就是卖白菜也比卖身强

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp白牡丹说不对&nbsp&nbsp在烈rì下扛着锄头辛苦一生&nbsp&nbsp也许沒有在床上疯狂一下挣得多&nbsp&nbsp所以有致富之路不走谁又愿意拐弯抹角去走小路&nbsp&nbsp其实&nbsp&nbsp跟富翁睡觉、跟官爷睡觉都属于卖身&nbsp&nbsp只不过那些人更隐蔽一些&nbsp&nbsp说起來比小姐好听

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟摇着头说你说的也不对&nbsp&nbsp我看不是金钱的原因&nbsp&nbsp是这年月吃不到天然食物&nbsp&nbsp人们吃化肥吃傻了脑子&nbsp&nbsp思想根部出了问題&nbsp&nbsp你说**年代有卖yín的吗&nbsp&nbsp就是发现一个第三者插足都要被脖子上吊秤砣大街上游行

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp白牡丹属于现代派&nbsp&nbsp她当然不赞同表弟的思想&nbsp&nbsp认为男女人上床就是为了钱&nbsp&nbsp人活在这个世界上谁也离不开钱&nbsp&nbsp沒有钱寸步难行&nbsp&nbsp所以为钱不择手段也是理所当然&nbsp&nbsp就像有句话说得好“黑猫白猫能抓住老鼠就是好猫&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp最后她对表弟说我发现你就是个愤青&nbsp&nbsp对什么事都喜欢问为什么&nbsp&nbsp其实你自己就是答案&nbsp&nbsp我问你当初你不本分做人整天往歌厅跑什么&nbsp&nbsp是不是吃化肥吃的你闹血崩&nbsp&nbsp下面痒得难受

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp正经男人谁经常出沒夜店&nbsp&nbsp沒有sè狼哪能有小姐&nbsp&nbsp沒有鸡蛋怎么能孵出小鸡&nbsp&nbsp你说先有的鸡还是先有的蛋

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟被白牡丹奚落的羞涩无比&nbsp&nbsp一句反驳的话都说不出來&nbsp&nbsp低沉着头只是傻傻的发笑&nbsp&nbsp半天才说我说不过你&nbsp&nbsp我妥协了&nbsp&nbsp先有的蛋好吗&nbsp&nbsp白牡丹“哼”了一声&nbsp&nbsp将身子转了过去&nbsp&nbsp给了表弟一个后背

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp望着她光滑的背膛&nbsp&nbsp心里热乎乎的&nbsp&nbsp一只手在她的后背抚摸了两把

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp摸到她的股沟时&nbsp&nbsp她猛然又转过身子说:“你是过來人应该比我更清楚&nbsp&nbsp靠出卖身体赚钱的人自古就有&nbsp&nbsp这沒什么可惊奇的&nbsp&nbsp也不见得她们的本质有多么坏&nbsp&nbsp只是事情做得被当代人理解不了&nbsp&nbsp如果赶上原始社会&nbsp&nbsp男女都混居在一起&nbsp&nbsp每天大家不是在共享吗&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp白牡丹的话音一落&nbsp&nbsp表弟又有了勇气跟白牡丹对决&nbsp&nbsp开始讽刺她道:“你这个小姐&nbsp&nbsp文化不高&nbsp&nbsp理解能力就是差&nbsp&nbsp哪里有人会说小姐是清白的&nbsp&nbsp会夸赞她们的做法对&nbsp&nbsp其实一个女人自从做了小姐的那天起&nbsp&nbsp就等于自己掉进了万丈深渊&nbsp&nbsp当年要不是我把你从火海中捞出來&nbsp&nbsp你现在还处在水深火热之中&nbsp&nbsp相信吗&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp白牡丹腼腆的一笑&nbsp&nbsp“那时候我还很年轻&nbsp&nbsp而现在和你在一起我学会了很多看问題的观点&nbsp&nbsp这些成熟的表现当然与你的熏陶是分不开的”&nbsp&nbsp“哦&nbsp&nbsp还有这么一说&nbsp&nbsp那我既是你老公也是你的老师了&nbsp&nbsp”白牡丹咯咯笑的非常甜

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟在她的白腿上揉了一把说:“我跟你第一次接触时&nbsp&nbsp你怎么那么会玩&nbsp&nbsp我跟前妻好几年的交情&nbsp&nbsp分手后我从沒有想过她&nbsp&nbsp但跟你有***后就整rì整rì的想你&nbsp&nbsp那是为什么&nbsp&nbsp你究竟哪里把我迷住了&nbsp&nbsp我记得那时还上着班脑子里装满了你的影子&nbsp&nbsp结果经理看到我工作走神&nbsp&nbsp还训了我两句&nbsp&nbsp我当时气得真想脱下裤衩把机器给丫砸烂&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp白牡丹咯咯一笑&nbsp&nbsp说你不是从不穿裤衩吗&nbsp&nbsp总嫌弃办事时多一道手续&nbsp&nbsp怎么又搞出用裤衩砸机器了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp表弟也咧开大嘴笑了&nbsp&nbsp然后又在她的肥臀上掐了一把&nbsp&nbsp说不要跟我扯裤衩的事&nbsp&nbsp你就回答我的问題&nbsp&nbsp为什么你那么的迷人&nbsp&nbsp那么的吸引我&nbsp&nbsp白牡丹咽了口吐沫&nbsp&nbsp说这个问題其实也不难回答&nbsp&nbsp就像四川人爱吃辣椒&nbsp&nbsp山东人爱吃大葱&nbsp&nbsp咱俩是对了胃口

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“噢&nbsp&nbsp原來这么回事&nbsp&nbsp那你是什么味的&nbsp&nbsp是草莓味&nbsp&nbsp还是葡萄味&nbsp&nbsp还是萝卜味&nbsp&nbsp”表弟问

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp白牡丹俏皮的回答:“我是无sè无味&nbsp&nbsp透明的**&nbsp&nbsp”表弟说是很透明&nbsp&nbsp记得那次我睡着了&nbsp&nbsp你只穿**丝袜蹲在我的脸跟前&nbsp&nbsp我一睁开眼&nbsp&nbsp透明的都让我晕过去了&nbsp&nbsp你当时蹲在我的跟前想做什么&nbsp&nbsp究竟是用哪只眼睛在看我&nbsp&nbsp到现在我都沒有弄明白你当时的用意

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp白牡丹羞得一把拽过被子蒙住了自己的头&nbsp&nbsp在被窝里说别再刺激我了&nbsp&nbsp我要睡觉了

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