第830章 真人表演

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军发现他的司机人很正直&nbsp&nbsp不像他那么顽皮上学时就喜欢恶搞穿短裙的女孩&nbsp&nbsp往人家椅子上贴双面胶&nbsp&nbsp只要女孩子往起一站下面就全露了&nbsp&nbsp那时他个子高总坐在最后一排&nbsp&nbsp听到同学们哄然一笑心里特爽

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军现在想想&nbsp&nbsp觉得上学时的女孩儿都也很单纯&nbsp&nbsp她们不像成年人看中的是钱&nbsp&nbsp而她们看中的是情&nbsp&nbsp每次约到花园只要拿手一摸&nbsp&nbsp对方兴奋的就能哭上一场&nbsp&nbsp然后裤衩背心全能脱

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp那时有个女孩跟唐军玩过一段罗曼蒂克&nbsp&nbsp晚上放学他们一般都不提前回家&nbsp&nbsp就等着天黑下來找一个偏僻的沒人去的死角&nbsp&nbsp俩人紧紧的抱在一起&nbsp&nbsp如果不看下面是四条腿&nbsp&nbsp谁也看不出來他们是俩个人&nbsp&nbsp姑娘就像一团面揉在他的怀里

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军记得还有一位女孩儿更可爱&nbsp&nbsp竟然偷了他外公三百元买药钱为他买了件登喜路t恤&nbsp&nbsp直到现在想起來都让他感动的流鼻涕&nbsp&nbsp估计这一生像这样的好事再也遇不到了&nbsp&nbsp只能让她载入人生史册

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp那时候给唐军影响最深的还是车站跟前的通宵录像厅&nbsp&nbsp每放三个片中间总要夹一个毛片&nbsp&nbsp那白光光的身子&nbsp&nbsp那弯曲的身条&nbsp&nbsp一猫腰&nbsp&nbsp胸前俩个巨峰似的肉团猛然拉长变大&nbsp&nbsp直接勾引小伙子们的心窝&nbsp&nbsp各个都心热的在搓手指&nbsp&nbsp攥在手里的易拉罐也不知道什么时候哐啷哐啷的从后排滚到前排

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp银幕上的男子一出场更是强壮无比&nbsp&nbsp下面突然壮大&nbsp&nbsp估计冬天到湖里钓鱼都不用带工具&nbsp&nbsp直接就能破冰

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp等零点一过&nbsp&nbsp大家都也酣睡&nbsp&nbsp唐军和女生就摞在一把带扶手的椅子上开始折腾&nbsp&nbsp上面是虚拟表演&nbsp&nbsp下面是真人表演&nbsp&nbsp那个场面不论谁去了都得让小弟吐了&nbsp&nbsp到后來大家在困乏中也分不清这声音來自录像里还是观众席&nbsp&nbsp反正比刚才更清晰&nbsp&nbsp听得更过瘾

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp想起上学时的确很有意思&nbsp&nbsp只要你会唱几首歌会玩乐器&nbsp&nbsp或篮球、足球玩得好就会有女生喜欢上你&nbsp&nbsp可是从学校毕业走上社会后情况就变了&nbsp&nbsp这些女孩们只认钱不认情&nbsp&nbsp如果你钱不给到位连她们的裙子也别想解开&nbsp&nbsp她们各个倔强的像头驴&nbsp&nbsp一张嘴就是沒房子沒车别跟我谈感情&nbsp&nbsp那都是扯淡的事

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就因为女孩子都变了&nbsp&nbsp唐军的一位穷哥们只要一喝多了就去银行门口撒尿&nbsp&nbsp说他最恨的就是钱

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军的司机还是年轻&nbsp&nbsp连住和唐军干了三杯就晕了&nbsp&nbsp唐军却什么事沒有&nbsp&nbsp他很羡慕的说还是唐市长的酒量大&nbsp&nbsp我这样年轻也喝不过你&nbsp&nbsp唐军笑了笑说哪里哪里&nbsp&nbsp一般&nbsp&nbsp真正遇到高手我也是喝罪

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这时&nbsp&nbsp司机非常爽快的将杯中酒一饮而尽&nbsp&nbsp可能感觉有点尿急&nbsp&nbsp站起來对唐军说我先去趟厕所&nbsp&nbsp回來咱接着聊

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就见他晃晃悠悠的站立起來&nbsp&nbsp先是扶墙走&nbsp&nbsp然后稳住了才迈着八叉步向前走&nbsp&nbsp谁知前面有一桌酒鬼&nbsp&nbsp喝了有五十多个啤酒瓶&nbsp&nbsp摆了一地&nbsp&nbsp唐军司机不小心踢倒了七八个&nbsp&nbsp然后气急败坏的嘟囔了一句真占地方

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这下可了不得了&nbsp&nbsp就看见有一个酒鬼腾地从桌子上窜了起來&nbsp&nbsp手里还拎着半瓶酒向他冲了过來&nbsp&nbsp同时用瓶子指着司机的脑袋怒喝道：“你丫再给老子说一句&nbsp&nbsp我拍死你&nbsp&nbsp信吗&nbsp&nbsprì你nǎinǎi的&nbsp&nbsp你丫把我们的东西弄倒了你不赔礼道歉&nbsp&nbsp还要说我们占地方&nbsp&nbsp我看你也太牛逼了&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp司机被惊了一跳&nbsp&nbsp顿时脑袋清醒了好多&nbsp&nbsp他一看&nbsp&nbsp这厮长得就跟一根棍儿&nbsp&nbsp直直的&nbsp&nbsp而且还留了一个光顶&nbsp&nbsp心想这要是手里再拎两个锤&nbsp&nbsp卧在黑草中那简直和我的下面长得一样了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp司机赶紧解释&nbsp&nbsp“朋友&nbsp&nbsp我又不是故意的&nbsp&nbsp何必发这样大的火&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我是嫌你嘴贱&nbsp&nbsp知道吗&nbsp&nbsp”这厮恶狠狠的说完&nbsp&nbsp直接在司机的肚子上來了一脚&nbsp&nbsp正好他憋着一尿全让他整出來了&nbsp&nbsp沿着裤管灌了他一鞋&nbsp&nbsp就感觉是在光着脚插水稻&nbsp&nbsp脚底湿湿的

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp司机捂着肚子哎哟了两声&nbsp&nbsp真是揪心的疼&nbsp&nbsp几乎沒有一点还击的力气&nbsp&nbsp就在这个时候唐军看到司机好像被人打了&nbsp&nbsp他快速飞奔过去&nbsp&nbsp问司机：“你怎么了&nbsp&nbsp是谁欺负你&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp司机蹲在地上&nbsp&nbsp肚子疼得直咬牙&nbsp&nbsp脸上冷汗直流&nbsp&nbsp愁苦的说不出一句话&nbsp&nbsp唐军上去扶他&nbsp&nbsp说究竟是发生了什么事情&nbsp&nbsp司机又羞又疼&nbsp&nbsp说不出一句话&nbsp&nbsp只是哎呀哎呀的叫唤

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这时光头酒鬼更來情绪了&nbsp&nbsp一声冷笑说：“嗬&nbsp&nbsp來援兵了&nbsp&nbsp我告诉你们不管來多少人&nbsp&nbsp我都能让你们躺在这里&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军一看到对方这个凶杀样立刻火冒三丈&nbsp&nbsp腾的一脚踢在对方的下巴上&nbsp&nbsp这厮还挺硬棒&nbsp&nbsp晃晃身子沒倒

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军紧跟着一个扫堂腿&nbsp&nbsp这厮一点防备都沒有就躺倒在地&nbsp&nbsp这时候司机的感觉已经比刚才好多了&nbsp&nbsp赶忙上去制止道&nbsp&nbsp“唐市长&nbsp&nbsp不要打了&nbsp&nbsp我沒事的&nbsp&nbsp这帮人都是混子惹不得的&nbsp&nbsp待会一个电话就能來二十多名手持砍刀的兄弟&nbsp&nbsp我们只两个人是会吃亏的&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“沒事的&nbsp&nbsp來多少人都不用担心&nbsp&nbsp我有一双铁拳一般人是靠近不了我的&nbsp&nbsp”光头酒鬼躺在地上装死&nbsp&nbsp他的另两名兄弟&nbsp&nbsp看到自己的兄弟被放倒&nbsp&nbsp也沒敢轻易动手&nbsp&nbsp就和司机说的那样打电话在呼叫援兵

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp看到这种情况&nbsp&nbsp唐军什么也不说了&nbsp&nbsp也怕把事情闹大&nbsp&nbsp因为他是有身份的人事情惹大了对他不利&nbsp&nbsp紧跟着&nbsp&nbsp他付了帐拉上司机就往外走

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“赶快离开这里&nbsp&nbsp一会儿肯定要來人的&nbsp&nbsp”唐军说&nbsp&nbsp司机嘟囔一句&nbsp&nbsp几个酒鬼看上去还挺土匪的

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军说土匪啥呀&nbsp&nbsp就是借着酒劲穷恨呗&nbsp&nbsp司机说是的是的&nbsp&nbsp要说真正打架不要命的还得说我的一位同学&nbsp&nbsp那家伙平时兜里就装菜刀&nbsp&nbsp只要和别人动手全部用菜刀开道

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp有一次爬在下面偷看驴交配让驴踢了一脚&nbsp&nbsp这厮大怒cāo起菜刀连砍了驴五刀&nbsp&nbsp当时那头驴也够倒霉&nbsp&nbsp正在兴头上无缘无故就被人砍了&nbsp&nbsp挂在母驴的腚上&nbsp&nbsp即使想下來都不行&nbsp&nbsp难过的一个劲啊呜啊呜的哭泣

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp后來这厮脑袋上留下十六针的疤痕&nbsp&nbsp最后大家都管他叫“驴踢”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军笑了笑&nbsp&nbsp问现在驴踢在哪里工作&nbsp&nbsp司机哼了声说他工作什么呀&nbsp&nbsp愣是砍出了一条人命&nbsp&nbsp最后蹲进了监狱

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“看來驴踢太造孽了&nbsp&nbsp如果他不进去&nbsp&nbsp你今天把他叫來真能一个顶三&nbsp&nbsp”唐军说

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp司机哈哈大笑&nbsp&nbsp说这个世界创造了不少优秀人才&nbsp&nbsp也诞生了不少亡命之徒&nbsp&nbsp驴踢被灭了可能过几天又要出來一个“牛踢”&nbsp&nbsp也许这就是生活&nbsp&nbsp黄河水后浪推前浪一代新人换旧人

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