第801章 三亮二架

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp杜百灵被将了一军&nbsp&nbsp变得更來劲儿了&nbsp&nbsp“我骗你们不是人&nbsp&nbsp五雷轰顶劈了我好吗&nbsp&nbsp真的&nbsp&nbsp我二舅在演艺圈还混得相当牛逼&nbsp&nbsp最近我通过二舅的关系把非常要好的朋友儿子弄到中戏了&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军看了一眼jǐng花&nbsp&nbsp问杜区长说得属实吗&nbsp&nbspjǐng花咯咯的笑&nbsp&nbsp他都喝成那样了&nbsp&nbsp你还能相信他吗&nbsp&nbsp唐军不由得也笑了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就见杜百灵醉得发痴&nbsp&nbsp眼睛只睁开一个&nbsp&nbsp拍了下唐军的肩膀说&nbsp&nbsp“其实我做人沒什么技巧&nbsp&nbsp就是一个诚信打动了很多人&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军一看杜百灵说话已经非常不着调了&nbsp&nbsp赶忙握住他的手说好话：“今天的酒我是喝好了&nbsp&nbsp沒想到从你身上学到了这么多东西&nbsp&nbsp希望以后我们经常能坐在一起交流&nbsp&nbsp今天就到这里好吗&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp杜百灵顿时飘得是天上地上&nbsp&nbsp云里雾里&nbsp&nbsp然后拿起一张餐巾纸擦了擦油腻的嘴唇说&nbsp&nbsp“好&nbsp&nbsp今天的酒就喝到这里&nbsp&nbsp”说完&nbsp&nbsp这厮就倒在沙发上睡着了&nbsp&nbsp两只鞋自然脱落&nbsp&nbsp呼噜声夹杂着脚气味&nbsp&nbsp感觉杜百灵睡得是香甜可口

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军一扭头&nbsp&nbsp笑眯眯的在jǐng花的肥臀上狠掐了一把&nbsp&nbsp“哎哟&nbsp&nbsp”神经病&nbsp&nbsp你掐我干吗&nbsp&nbsp唐军用手指了指杜百灵说这头猪睡了&nbsp&nbsp咱俩不就zì&nbspyóu了吗&nbsp&nbspjǐng花一下笑得跟馅饼似的&nbsp&nbsp脸上的油脂都出來了&nbsp&nbsp唐军邪恶的看着她&nbsp&nbspjǐng花妩媚如花&nbsp&nbsp但就是不主动&nbsp&nbsp想跟他玩深沉

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp紧跟着他忽地将jǐng花扑倒&nbsp&nbsp粗暴的撕开她的衣服&nbsp&nbsp武术里的高难动作差不多都让他用上了&nbsp&nbsp又是推拿又是拉扯&nbsp&nbspjǐng花胸脯上的两块肉可算遭殃&nbsp&nbsp瞬间被唐军蹂躏成上百种不同花样

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他的嘴唇不知什么时候自然张开&nbsp&nbsp口腔里的烧酒味估计超过65°&nbsp&nbsp火口一样堵在jǐng花的嘴上&nbsp&nbspjǐng花來不及推让就被生擒&nbsp&nbsp唐军像牛一样的**&nbsp&nbsp汹涌万丈&nbsp&nbsp一把将她的底裙掀起&nbsp&nbsp忽然脑子里想起了外国著名文学家莎士b呀

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspjǐng花当场就迷醉了&nbsp&nbsp两只眼睛像隔着一层玻璃花&nbsp&nbsp看唐军都是五六个脑袋瓜&nbsp&nbsp接着&nbsp&nbsp什么也看不到了&nbsp&nbsp大脑里像被人挤进了一股牛nǎi&nbsp&nbsp又像沙漠中偶遇清泉&nbsp&nbsp难得的舒畅快慰

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp紧跟着&nbsp&nbsp隔壁家音像里传出悦耳的歌声：花儿你为什么这样红&nbsp&nbsp然后&nbsp&nbsp他俩在优美的乐曲声中进入癫狂的仙境&nbsp&nbspjǐng花是哼哼唧唧&nbsp&nbsp唐军是嘟嘟囔囔反复重复一句话：朋友之妻不客气

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp事毕之后&nbsp&nbspjǐng花用一卷卫生纸清理战场&nbsp&nbsp唐军却松软的像刚得完一场重感冒&nbsp&nbsp体质还有点松弛&nbsp&nbsp他踢踏着鞋走过去看了一眼像死人一样沉睡的杜百灵&nbsp&nbsp发现他也白腻腻的吐了一团&nbsp&nbsp不过不是下面吐&nbsp&nbsp是上面吐了&nbsp&nbsp紧跟着&nbsp&nbsp杜百灵还放了个响屁

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军小声呵呵了一下&nbsp&nbsp自语道：死人放屁有缓&nbsp&nbsp说明你还活着&nbsp&nbsp然后他过去推了jǐng花一把&nbsp&nbsp说把杜百灵抬到床上&nbsp&nbsp光在沙发上睡是不行的&nbsp&nbspjǐng花赶忙放下手里的活过來帮忙

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp抬一个活人容易&nbsp&nbsp抬一个醉鬼就不那么容易&nbsp&nbsp就像半扇猪肉&nbsp&nbsp抬起來死沉死沉的&nbsp&nbsp非常费劲儿&nbsp&nbspjǐng花负责抬杜百灵的两只脚&nbsp&nbsp感觉比登泰山都艰难&nbsp&nbsp腰都直不起來&nbsp&nbsp唐军则抬住他的肩膀&nbsp&nbsp生硬的将其拖到屋里床上&nbsp&nbsp随后&nbsp&nbspjǐng花给杜百灵去掉衣服&nbsp&nbsp又擦洗了脸&nbsp&nbsp全部安顿好了才去洗澡

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp第二天早上&nbsp&nbsp唐军这个打扮自己&nbsp&nbspjǐng花说你快走&nbsp&nbsp一个大男人干嘛这样臭美&nbsp&nbsp你就不怕去一个新地方被妖jīng拐走你&nbsp&nbsp唐军牛逼闪闪的仰起头&nbsp&nbsp说我的标准是“三亮二架一巧”&nbsp&nbsp三亮是头发亮&nbsp&nbsp脑门亮&nbsp&nbsp皮鞋亮

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二架是见了下属要有符合自己级别的臭架子&nbsp&nbsp肚皮挺得越高越好&nbsp&nbsp手必须放在后面&nbsp&nbsp面sè比屁股都严肃为最佳&nbsp&nbsp见到上级领导则要有太监一样的忠诚架子&nbsp&nbsp双手放在腹部&nbsp&nbsp肚子尽量内收&nbsp&nbsp微微弯曲身子&nbsp&nbsp脖子三十度角下沉&nbsp&nbsp即使不说话也要满脸微笑向领导点头

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一巧是嘴皮要巧&nbsp&nbsp见什么人说什么话&nbsp&nbsp会幽默&nbsp&nbsp能抓住要点&nbsp&nbsp不该说的不说&nbsp&nbsp该说的必说

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军的话音一落&nbsp&nbspjǐng花捧腹而笑&nbsp&nbsp说你太传奇了&nbsp&nbsp笑得我肚子都疼&nbsp&nbsp看來你把官场潜规则已经熟读如流了&nbsp&nbsp不仅理解的好&nbsp&nbsp而且实践运用的也好&nbsp&nbsp我服你了&nbsp&nbsp你的未來又是一片明媚&nbsp&nbsp好好努力

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军得意的一笑都是皇帝架势的&nbsp&nbsp要多高尚有多高尚&nbsp&nbsp锃亮皮鞋嘎嘎了两声&nbsp&nbsp迈着方步下了楼&nbsp&nbspjǐng花还想來个最后拥抱&nbsp&nbsp结果走到门口晚了一步&nbsp&nbsp唐军已经下了楼梯&nbsp&nbsp最后她2：0站在门口向下望了半天&nbsp&nbsp唐军头都沒有回

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp其实上任副市长也沒什么可紧张的&nbsp&nbsp第一唐军过去就在市zhèng&nbspfǔ里给市长当过秘书&nbsp&nbsp跟大家都比较熟悉；第二他在官场已经锻炼多年&nbsp&nbsp心态比较老练、也比较城府&nbsp&nbsp而且讲话也不发憷&nbsp&nbsp尤其讲一些逻辑xìng极强的官场语&nbsp&nbsp他很在行&nbsp&nbsp全是这几年在下面磨练出來的

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp最灵xìng的两个人应该是派给唐军的司机和秘书&nbsp&nbsp司机提前两天都主动见了唐军&nbsp&nbsp且认了家门&nbsp&nbsp准备天天接他上班&nbsp&nbsp但第一天唐军就去电话不让他接了&nbsp&nbsp因为在jǐng花家怕被人说三道四&nbsp&nbsp秘书比司机晚一天见到的唐军&nbsp&nbsp说话文雅且有内涵&nbsp&nbsp但刚相识还有点放不开&nbsp&nbsp稍微有点拘束、紧张

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp但小秘书很实干&nbsp&nbsp办公室被他收拾的简直酷死&nbsp&nbsp每一块瓷砖都锃明瓦亮&nbsp&nbsp玻璃更是明镜&nbsp&nbsp人站在前面连双眼皮上的嫩肉都看得一清二楚&nbsp&nbsp办公桌上电脑、茶杯&nbsp&nbsp以及办公用具摆放的井然有序&nbsp&nbsp还有放报纸的架子都是楼梯状&nbsp&nbsp最新报纸都在第一次&nbsp&nbsp最下面一层是报纸中撤出來的广告页&nbsp&nbsp什么“明星丰胸秘籍”“手　yín会导致早谢”等乱七八糟的东西

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp崭新的椅子很讲究&nbsp&nbsp瓷实的红木框架&nbsp&nbsp全牛皮的海绵垫&nbsp&nbsp屁股往上一落&nbsp&nbsp轻软舒适&nbsp&nbsp比搂抱黄花姑娘都有感觉&nbsp&nbsp唐军坐在上面有意识的來回扭了扭屁股&nbsp&nbsp找了下舒服点&nbsp&nbsp然后屁股就禁止不动了&nbsp&nbsp电脑也是新的&nbsp&nbsp鼓捣了半天开不了机&nbsp&nbsp关键是找不到开关按钮&nbsp&nbsp急得唐军鼻子尖冒出了汗&nbsp&nbsp大喊：秘书&nbsp&nbsp过來一下&nbsp&nbsp秘书说我在厕所里拉屎&nbsp&nbsp马上就來

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp三分钟不到&nbsp&nbsp秘书也不知道大便彻底沒有&nbsp&nbsp提着裤子就往出跑&nbsp&nbsp站在唐军面前不停喘息着粗气&nbsp&nbsp还无意识的用手紧了紧裤腰&nbsp&nbsp怕裤子掉下去&nbsp&nbsp唐军看他慌乱的样子&nbsp&nbsp眼神从上往下浏览了他一眼&nbsp&nbsp发现他的裤管湿了&nbsp&nbsp他不由得笑了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp忽然让他想起二小&nbsp&nbsp以前总是去完厕所回來后裤管就是湿得&nbsp&nbsp他是因为小时候淘气被狗咬了小鸡&nbsp&nbsp长大后小鸡一直是歪得&nbsp&nbsp所以蹲便时总要尿到裤管上&nbsp&nbsp心说我刚來第一天&nbsp&nbsp小秘书的特征全暴露在我的眼里&nbsp&nbsp太可笑了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp此时小秘书被唐军笑懵了&nbsp&nbsp终于鼓起勇气敢开口问了：“唐市长&nbsp&nbsp你笑什么&nbsp&nbsp”一句话被唐军问了个大睁眼&nbsp&nbsp沒笑什么沒笑什么&nbsp&nbsp只是我鼓捣不了这台电脑&nbsp&nbsp不知开关在哪里&nbsp&nbsp秘书说&nbsp&nbsp这个电脑沒有开关&nbsp&nbsp他是感应开机&nbsp&nbsp只要把手伸到这里&nbsp&nbsp电脑就自动开机了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军立刻恍然大悟&nbsp&nbsp他nǎinǎi的&nbsp&nbsp现代人脑袋瓜越來越jīng明了&nbsp&nbsp连开关都搞成感应的了

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