第496章 好事一桩

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小在玻璃窗口迟迟的愣了一会儿&nbsp&nbsp有位老汉走了过來&nbsp&nbsp问他要份报纸吗&nbsp&nbsp最新消息某明星昨夜跳楼自杀&nbsp&nbsp二小惊了一下&nbsp&nbsp赶忙给了老汉二元钱&nbsp&nbsp翻开看了看&nbsp&nbsp确实有一个女歌星跳楼的报道

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小的心一下凉了&nbsp&nbsp寻思已经那么成功了还跳什么楼啊&nbsp&nbsp俗话说好死还不如赖活&nbsp&nbsp要是我肯定不做这样的傻事&nbsp&nbsp即使有了跳的**也是从一楼往二楼跳&nbsp&nbsp吓唬一下记者

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp又翻了一篇&nbsp&nbsp中间的夹缝里有段小短文很搞笑&nbsp&nbsp说有位农民伯伯家的驴下了头小驴&nbsp&nbsp天生残疾&nbsp&nbsp就有两条后腿&nbsp&nbsp生下來就站着

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小笑的都用手扶墙&nbsp&nbsp心说大钱世界啊无奇不有&nbsp&nbsp这绝对是条神驴和人一样行走&nbsp&nbsp还得给他穿衣真是高消费&nbsp&nbsp如果不给他穿衣&nbsp&nbsp它的下面怎么办&nbsp&nbsp到时候大街上的小姑娘谁还敢出门&nbsp&nbsp怨不得有些领导总喜欢夹着**做人&nbsp&nbsp现在驴也跟着学坏了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就在二小读的上瘾时有人拍了下他的脖子&nbsp&nbsp他一看是小芳&nbsp&nbsp“这么快就结束了&nbsp&nbsp”他问

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她点了点头&nbsp&nbsp问看什么呢&nbsp&nbsp二小说有头驴成jīng了&nbsp&nbsp生下來就站着走&nbsp&nbsp小芳说上回算卦的不是说你前身就是一头驴吗

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“不要胡说&nbsp&nbsp我前身是只猴好吗&nbsp&nbsp”她笑了笑&nbsp&nbsp驴也好&nbsp&nbsp猴也好&nbsp&nbsp总之都不好

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小气的把报纸扔进垃圾桶&nbsp&nbsp问她走吗&nbsp&nbsp她说还沒b超呢&nbsp&nbsp二小说你快去b一下啊&nbsp&nbsp跟你出來好麻烦

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小芳急了&nbsp&nbsp有什么可麻烦的&nbsp&nbsp你看看哪个女人不是老公领着來的&nbsp&nbsp瞧你那点德xìng&nbsp&nbsp她冲大头呸了一口&nbsp&nbsp歪着嘴骂骂咧咧的上了二楼

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小站在那儿沒挪地方&nbsp&nbsp紧跟着又后悔了&nbsp&nbsp心想可不能跟她闹气啊&nbsp&nbsp如果大人经常生气儿子生下來肯定带着怒相&nbsp&nbsp三岁就敢给我砸锅&nbsp&nbsp四岁大闹幼儿园&nbsp&nbsp估计六岁就敢拿菜刀教训我了&nbsp&nbsp到时候我后悔都來不及

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp想到这里&nbsp&nbsp二小快速跟着上了楼&nbsp&nbsp可能还沒轮到小芳&nbsp&nbsp她一个人孤零零的坐在椅子上&nbsp&nbsp二小凑到她身边有意刮了下她的鼻子&nbsp&nbsp她用眼狠狠的瞪他&nbsp&nbsp“滚开&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小死皮赖脸的笑了一下&nbsp&nbsp说我的肚子右边不知为什么突然剧疼&nbsp&nbsp说完&nbsp&nbsp他装作很痛苦的样子蹲在地上&nbsp&nbsp“老婆真的很疼&nbsp&nbsp我沒骗你&nbsp&nbsp”小芳迟疑了片刻&nbsp&nbsp也不说话只是斜了他一眼&nbsp&nbsp一会儿就坐不住了&nbsp&nbsp问我是哪个部位疼&nbsp&nbsp他说这里&nbsp&nbsp用手指着肚子窝

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她说过來让我看看&nbsp&nbsp二小装作很费劲的站了起來&nbsp&nbsp一靠近她&nbsp&nbsp就赶忙扶住她的肩膀&nbsp&nbsp她用嫩手这个摸他的肚子问是这里吗

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小说不是&nbsp&nbsp再向右一点&nbsp&nbsp于是她的手又往右边移动&nbsp&nbsp问这回呢&nbsp&nbsp二小说就这里&nbsp&nbsp你给我好好揉揉

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她很有耐心一会儿就把二小揉舒服了&nbsp&nbsp就像喝了一袋子六味地黄丸

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp紧跟着二小说&nbsp&nbsp老婆是不是我也怀孕了&nbsp&nbsp小芳瞪了他一眼&nbsp&nbsp知道他是在和她玩笑立刻不给他揉了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小你快过去&nbsp&nbsp好像轮到你了&nbsp&nbsp她轻轻的站起來&nbsp&nbsp然后又去了前面&nbsp&nbsp看一回病真叫啰嗦&nbsp&nbspb超结果出來还得去特诊室让医师看&nbsp&nbsp沒办法&nbsp&nbsp二小又跟着她下了楼

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp等鉴定结果一出來&nbsp&nbsp和二小猜测的一样&nbsp&nbsp当时二小激动的跳了起來&nbsp&nbsp大厅里有很多的人都在看他&nbsp&nbsp他们都以为二小jīng神病发作&nbsp&nbsp各个表情都很异样

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp旁边一位竟然把手里的面都洒了出來&nbsp&nbsp可能是被烫到手指&nbsp&nbsp就见他不停的用嘴吹手指&nbsp&nbsp二小已经顾不上别人的感受了&nbsp&nbsp欣喜的连叫了两声老婆&nbsp&nbsp说你好伟大哟&nbsp&nbsp我们刚说要孩子&nbsp&nbsp你就成功的完成任务

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小芳也是美滋滋的&nbsp&nbsp脸蛋儿上飞着红霞&nbsp&nbsp幸福的望着他&nbsp&nbsp伸开双臂迅速在地上旋转了一圈&nbsp&nbsp然后二小俯在她的近旁说&nbsp&nbsp谁知我们的小天使是男的还是女的

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你莫非还重男轻女吗&nbsp&nbsp”她说&nbsp&nbsp“沒有沒有&nbsp&nbsp我只是说如果是男孩儿就让他继承我的优点&nbsp&nbsp把我沒有实现的理想延续下去；如果是女孩儿也好&nbsp&nbsp因为女孩儿懂得心疼父母&nbsp&nbsp你我养老就有了指望&nbsp&nbsp”二小很有见解的发表言论

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小芳拉了下他的手&nbsp&nbsp说别疯狂了你沒看到很多人都在注视我俩&nbsp&nbsp二小快速冷静下來&nbsp&nbsp看了下周围的人&nbsp&nbsp发现大多数都是大肚子女人&nbsp&nbsp心想妇产科就是研究女人肚皮的&nbsp&nbsp哪天研究不出來就该难产了&nbsp&nbsp或者在肚皮上來一刀叫“剖腹产”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp陪老婆來妇产科&nbsp&nbsp好像是每个成熟男人都经历过的事&nbsp&nbsp其中有喜悦&nbsp&nbsp也有成就感&nbsp&nbsp上回在报纸上看到一位六十岁老头给一位二十岁的姑娘种上了&nbsp&nbsp俩人照样欢天喜地來到妇产科&nbsp&nbsp老头沒有一点害臊的表现&nbsp&nbsp而是一副很骄傲的神态&nbsp&nbsp认为自己是老有所为比科学家都牛&nbsp&nbsp人老了照样能搞出一颗蛋

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp过了一会儿&nbsp&nbsp二小看了下时间感觉很晚了&nbsp&nbsp二话沒说&nbsp&nbsp拉着芒果的手就走出了医院大门&nbsp&nbsp坐在车里&nbsp&nbsp二小彻底放松了一下身子&nbsp&nbsp说“女人直到有了自己的孩子才算一个完美的女人&nbsp&nbsp你现在已经很完美了&nbsp&nbsp所以下一步就该关注你和宝宝的身体&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小芳淡淡一笑&nbsp&nbsp“你要是真心真意体贴我&nbsp&nbsp从现在开始你就把家务活全包了&nbsp&nbsp”

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小倒吸一口凉气&nbsp&nbsp老婆不要这么说话嘛&nbsp&nbsp老公我也有事情要做&nbsp&nbsp看來我们从现在开始必须雇佣一个小保姆了

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp俩人一边说着话&nbsp&nbsp一边向医院外面走&nbsp&nbsp在大厅里看见了唐军&nbsp&nbsp“你俩干嘛呢&nbsp&nbsp”唐军问&nbsp&nbsp二小笑了笑&nbsp&nbsp说妇科的事&nbsp&nbsp唐军问是不是有了&nbsp&nbsp小芳还装羞涩&nbsp&nbsp摇摇头沒说话

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军心想如果她不是为孩子的事來&nbsp&nbsp肯定是二小把她折腾病了&nbsp&nbsp因为二小这厮白天像个正人君子&nbsp&nbsp一副老板派头&nbsp&nbsp到了晚上很黄很暴力&nbsp&nbsp什么新鲜招数都能使出來&nbsp&nbsp据说&nbsp&nbsp前几天他家的房子就差点被他rì塌了&nbsp&nbsp感觉四个墙角在变形&nbsp&nbsp吊灯都在摇晃

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐军看见他俩带点羞涩不愿谈病情&nbsp&nbsp马上把话題转到天气预报&nbsp&nbsp说明天预报有大雨&nbsp&nbsp你瞅今天多么闷热

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二小说是的是的&nbsp&nbsp心都快闷熟了&nbsp&nbsp很难受的&nbsp&nbsp唐军寻思你晚上又从不休息&nbsp&nbsp拼命给小芳增加热量&nbsp&nbsp这样炎热的天气&nbsp&nbsp你不难受谁难受

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp接着&nbsp&nbsp二小问你來医院干嘛&nbsp&nbsp唐军说前天梅朵洗澡耳朵进水感染了&nbsp&nbsp我來给他开点药

    &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp聊完&nbsp&nbsp大家挥了挥手就分开了

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