正文 80番外四
<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">是一只可怜的鹦鹉,为啥要自称可怜？这是个相当严肃的问题，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">会非常严肃地回答<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">,因为本鹦鹉自小到大所经历的一切苦难与折磨,那真是将<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">所有的爪子加起来,反复加、一直加,也加不完呀。
事情是这样的，当初<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">不记得是多大的时候就被一个怪老头儿抱走了,那时<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">还没和<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">的鹦鹉妈妈相处多久呢,自小就离开妈妈的怀抱,这是多么可怜的事。当初<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">还小不懂事也记不住多少东西，只知道当初被强行抱走时有多么怨恨这个怪老头儿。
<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">被抱去了一个味道非常不好闻，空间又特别封闭的地方,里面有好多试管还有仪器,当然这些东西<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">最初都不知道是什么，是后来<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">长大后变聪明了才知道的。
怪老头儿有个助手，这个实验室就他还有助手经常来，他们总是对<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">研究来研究去，然后喂<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">吃很多奇怪的药丸，给<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">用莫明其妙的药水洗澡，给<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">打他们用试管研究无数次的药水针，还把<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">放<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">很可怕的机器里任<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">自生自灭。
每次<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">的小命都差点被他们玩掉了，好<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">命大，承受一堆苦难后都没死了。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">不知道他们为何要如此虐待<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，后来才明白，原来他们反复不停地折腾<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">原来是想要将<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">改良成天下第一聪明的鹦鹉！
他们已经捉了很多只鹦鹉来实验，不过最终鹦鹉们都没活过来，全被他们折腾死了。
当时他们说什么话<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">听不懂，幸亏<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">不懂，若是当初就听懂了他们的话，得知<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">之前有好几只同类死了，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">估计会吓得精神衰弱，然后身心憔悴致死。
虽然当时听不懂他们的话，但是直觉告诉<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">他们是害<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">的<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，就看不得<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">好，总想将<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">整得死去活来他们才开心。
待<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">稍稍大一些后，他们除了喂<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">吃虫子和干果外，还给<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">吃<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">类吃的东西，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">是一只鹦鹉！是鹦鹉！不要喂<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">吃<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">类吃的东西。
就这样，变态老头儿总是喂<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">吃<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">类的东西，有时是米饭，有时是馒头，有时是鸡鸭鱼肉，有时是菠菜粉条。
<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">抗议不吃，他们会狠心饿<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">几天，等<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">快饿死的时候那个什么鹦鹉气节谁还<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">意？给东西就吃！别说是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">类吃的东西，就是猪呀、狗呀吃的东西<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">都会吃，为了所谓的尊严将自己饿死就太笨了。
为了少受苦，他们喂什么<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">都吃，于是可想而知，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">吃了后会病成什么样，上吐下泄都是轻的，有次<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">被他们折腾得昏迷了好几天，差点死翘翘啊。
他们每天都教<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">说话，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">说不出来的时候就把<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">扔进莫明其妙的机器里受罪。最后不知道是机器、药水、药丸哪一种东西起了作用，总之<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">如他们所愿变聪明了，他们说的话<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">听得懂，并且自己也会说很多话了！
会说话后他们还不罢休，说要让<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">有<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">性的思维，会思考问题才算达到目的，不仅要让<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">会背乘法口决，还要锻炼<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">的临危反应及自救能力。于是更残酷的训练来了。
<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">长成一只大鹦鹉的时候，终于有了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">性的思维，智商高达一百三，这智商跟<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">比都算不低的。
“明天<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">们就举行记者招待会，将这只改良成功的鹦鹉拿出来。”怪老头儿望着<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">兴奋地直搓手，当初他抱走<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">的时候头发是灰白的，这么多年过去他的头发已经成了全白。
“老师，它从来就没出去过，一会儿<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">带它出去溜一圈吧。”助手请求道。
“可以，但不能走远。拎着笼子去，不能将它放出来，到时它跑了可不好逮。”
“知道。”
“心眼儿真多！”<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">不屑地瞪了他一眼，还怕<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">跑了，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">能跑哪去？就说他是怪老头儿嘛，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">一骂完他到哈哈大笑起来，一点都不生气，反到满脸的成就感，真是怪。
<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">被牢牢地封<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">笼子里被助手拿上街了。这助手有个坏习惯，那就是爱调戏美<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，他惯用的手法便是先吹声口哨，然后类似“小姐长得好美，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">好喜欢。”之类的话。
他说得多了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">也学会了，见到美<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">会先他一步说出调戏的话来，当然因为嘴型限制，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">不会吹口哨。那助手取笑<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">说，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">一只母鹦鹉应该调戏雄性动物才对，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">懒得搭理他。
这助手将<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">带出来就是为了显摆的，他勾搭完了美女就让<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">对她们说话，今天本美鸟高兴，所以如了他的愿，让<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">说什么<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">就说什么，将那几个美<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">逗得咯咯直笑，直夸<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">聪明好厉害，本美鸟听后直觉受用无比。
因为是第一次出来，看到外面这花花绿绿的世界，听到天空偶尔传来几声鸟叫，简直太令本鸟兴奋了，出来后就真不想再回到那个暗不拉叽、不见天日的小实验室去。
就<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">幻想着愿望有一天会实现的时候，天空突然轰隆隆一声，随即乌云立刻遮住了太阳，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">们四下逃散找遮雨的地方。助手拎着装着<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">的笼子也跑得飞快，说是要去商场里避一下雨。
就<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">这时，突然一记闪电劈到了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">身上，疼得<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">顿时晕了过去，那时<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">就想小命<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">今日怕是要玩完了，被怪老头儿折腾了那么多年没死成，结果<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">受了那么多罪终于有出头之日的时候反到被雷霹死了！这是什么事啊这是，太倒霉了。
不知过了多久<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">醒了，身上特别疼，睁眼一看身上的毛焦了好几处，现<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">闻着还有烧焦的味道，心下庆幸着，果然是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">命大呀，前些年其它鹦鹉都被怪老头给折腾死了，唯独<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">却活了下来，现<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">被雷霹焦了都没死成，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">如果不是天下第一鹦鹉都对不起霹<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">的雷。
虽然身上疼得厉害，但是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">非常得意，只是这得意并没有持续多久，因为<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">要爬起来的时候，看到身前四五米远处有一只白花花的大猫，吓得<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">没立住登时又躺回了地上。
这东西当时不知道是叫猫，但是以<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">的敏锐性，知道这家伙定是能置<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">于死地的东西！这家伙见<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">醒了居然渐渐地向<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">移动，眼睛瞪得溜圆，眼看就要扑过来了，身受重伤的<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">吓得使劲祈祷快有<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">来救<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，谁要救下<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">一定会一辈子老老实实地跟着他，只当他的宠物哄他开心，当初诅
咒怪老头儿的话<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">一句都不会用<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">他身上。
<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">们常说兔子急了还咬<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">、狗急了能跳墙，当时危险当前，眼看<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">就要被猫扑到时，不知道哪里来的力气，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">突然间向一边飞去，这一冲也是用尽了全力，没飞出几米就掉了下来。
掉下来的途中<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">看到前方不远处有两个长头发穿裙子的男<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">大呼道：“恩<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">啊，救命。”
后来发生的事<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">不记得了，因为<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">喊完就晕了过去，待<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">再醒来时发现自己<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">一间屋子里，这屋子可比实验室敞亮好看多啦，旁边还放着一小碟干果，肚子饿了于是吃了几颗。
“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">醒了？当时是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">唤的救命？”男<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">的语气有点不确定，眼神也充满了惊奇。
<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">打量着这男<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，认出他就是当初<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">看到的两个男<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">之一，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">猛点头说：“是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">唤的救命，那要吃<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">的东西被<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">打跑了吗？”
“啊！”男主<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">眼睛瞬间睁大，愣愣地回答，“那只猫是被<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">们吓走的。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">居然会说这么多话。”
“恩<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">啊，求<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">收留<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">吧，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">会说很多话，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">很聪明的，只要<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">收留<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">就作<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">宠物，绝对不会说<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">坏话。”这是救自己的<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">使劲巴结。这里挺好，屋子大、漂亮，而且还有好东西吃，主<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">看着也挺亲切，比怪老头好多啦。
“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">没有主<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">吗？”
“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">主<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">要卖掉<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，为了让<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">听话就虐待<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">看<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">身上的毛焦了就是他拿火烤的。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">运气好逃出来了，现<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">无家可归。”<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">睁着眼睛说瞎话，虽然<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">不明白怎么就见不到助手了，但是能逃脱他们的掌控对<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">来说简直是再幸福不过了。
“真可怜。好吧，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">主<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">若是不找来的话就留<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">这里，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">有名字吗？”男主<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">问。
“名字？怪老头儿总叫<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">‘那只命大的鹦鹉’。”
“这名字不好听，以后<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">就叫晨晨吧，好不好？”
“好。”
就这样，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">这里住了下来，这里的<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">很奇怪，男<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">穿裙子养长发，女<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">裹得严严实实，头上还要插一堆东西。
为了让他们尽快接受<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">是竭尽所能地讨好这些<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">。年轻的男<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">见到后都一律夸<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">长得真俊，年轻的女<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">就说<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">真漂亮，上了年纪的男<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">说他看起来好有文化，上年纪的女<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">夸她好慈祥好有智慧。
所有<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">夸了一溜后，他们终于接受<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">了，谁见到<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">都夸<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">好聪明好厉害，这话<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">爱听，因为<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">本来就是天下第一聪明的鹦鹉嘛，那怪老头儿将<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">改良成功了。
也许是受那傻助手的影响，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">只要见到好看的女<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">也喜欢出声调戏，喜欢看她们大惊失色，发现调戏她们的只是一只鹦鹉后那又嗔又怒的模样。
这调戏的毛病是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">遇到女主<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">后彻底改的，因为见过女主<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">后<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">觉得没有女<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">比她美了。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">喜欢美<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，为了让这美<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">作<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">的女主<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">男主子面前为她说了无数好话，当然十之□都是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">胡编的。
估计男主<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">也喜欢美<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，他最终将女主<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">娶回家了，这下<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">又多了一个玩伴。
有一点要说明，当初<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">刚来府中时为了让这些<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">接受<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，强迫自己对他们巴结奉承，后来<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">府中地位巩固了后，除了男主子外，什么<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">都不搭理，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">府中横着飞都没<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">管<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，于是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">还是挺寂寞的。
开始总担心怪老头儿会突然将<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">抓回去参加什么“记者招待会”展览<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">害怕了两三年，后来一直不见他来，于是便渐渐地将老头儿抛<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">了脑后。
男主子的孩子们<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">最讨厌那个娇纵的小姑娘，那个胆小老实的小男孩儿谈不上喜欢但也不讨厌。
后来女主子生了几个娃，她命令<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">平时没事时要<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">旁边看着他们，他们受伤了或是犯错了什么的，要<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">及时向她禀报。
真是的，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">这个一向吃喝享乐的主居然开始做起跟哨的苦差事来了，不同意还不行。因为女主子说府上不养闲<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">闲鸟，什么都不干的家伙没饭吃。
哎，鸟<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">屋檐下不得不低头呀！
不知道是谁闲着没事干居然送来了一只公鹦鹉，这只叫早早的鹦鹉<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">可讨厌了，因为它太笨，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">每天一有空就去欺负它，结果真是应了那句兔子急了会咬<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">的话，它有一天居然爆发了，将<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">狠狠地修理了一顿。
<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">虽然聪明，但却是标准的欺软怕硬！自那以后，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">不敢欺负它了，当<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">们有了小鹦鹉时，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">依然是连瞪它一眼都不敢，只敢<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">心里笑话它笨过过瘾。
都怪早早太笨，所以<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">们的孩子有一些也是笨的，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">每天累得口水都说得干了，这些笨鹦鹉们都不会说长句子，不像那些个随<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">的宝宝们，它们学得多快，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">只教一遍就会了！
哎，高处不胜寒这话就是指的<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">啊，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">是天下第一聪明的鹦鹉，奈何<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">的配偶却是只大笨蛋啊！
“说<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">什么坏话呢？”早早凶横地飞到<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">面前瞪着<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">。
“啊啊啊啊，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">、<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">居然会说出如此高难度的话，太让本美鸟吃惊了……哎哟，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">错了，别打<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">。”
“……”
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事情是这样的，当初<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">不记得是多大的时候就被一个怪老头儿抱走了,那时<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">还没和<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">的鹦鹉妈妈相处多久呢,自小就离开妈妈的怀抱,这是多么可怜的事。当初<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">还小不懂事也记不住多少东西，只知道当初被强行抱走时有多么怨恨这个怪老头儿。
<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">被抱去了一个味道非常不好闻，空间又特别封闭的地方,里面有好多试管还有仪器,当然这些东西<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">最初都不知道是什么，是后来<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">长大后变聪明了才知道的。
怪老头儿有个助手，这个实验室就他还有助手经常来，他们总是对<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">研究来研究去，然后喂<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">吃很多奇怪的药丸，给<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">用莫明其妙的药水洗澡，给<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">打他们用试管研究无数次的药水针，还把<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">放<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">很可怕的机器里任<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">自生自灭。
每次<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">的小命都差点被他们玩掉了，好<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">命大，承受一堆苦难后都没死了。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">不知道他们为何要如此虐待<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，后来才明白，原来他们反复不停地折腾<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">原来是想要将<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">改良成天下第一聪明的鹦鹉！
他们已经捉了很多只鹦鹉来实验，不过最终鹦鹉们都没活过来，全被他们折腾死了。
当时他们说什么话<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">听不懂，幸亏<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">不懂，若是当初就听懂了他们的话，得知<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">之前有好几只同类死了，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">估计会吓得精神衰弱，然后身心憔悴致死。
虽然当时听不懂他们的话，但是直觉告诉<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">他们是害<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">的<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，就看不得<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">好，总想将<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">整得死去活来他们才开心。
待<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">稍稍大一些后，他们除了喂<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">吃虫子和干果外，还给<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">吃<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">类吃的东西，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">是一只鹦鹉！是鹦鹉！不要喂<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">吃<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">类吃的东西。
就这样，变态老头儿总是喂<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">吃<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">类的东西，有时是米饭，有时是馒头，有时是鸡鸭鱼肉，有时是菠菜粉条。
<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">抗议不吃，他们会狠心饿<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">几天，等<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">快饿死的时候那个什么鹦鹉气节谁还<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">意？给东西就吃！别说是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">类吃的东西，就是猪呀、狗呀吃的东西<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">都会吃，为了所谓的尊严将自己饿死就太笨了。
为了少受苦，他们喂什么<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">都吃，于是可想而知，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">吃了后会病成什么样，上吐下泄都是轻的，有次<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">被他们折腾得昏迷了好几天，差点死翘翘啊。
他们每天都教<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">说话，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">说不出来的时候就把<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">扔进莫明其妙的机器里受罪。最后不知道是机器、药水、药丸哪一种东西起了作用，总之<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">如他们所愿变聪明了，他们说的话<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">听得懂，并且自己也会说很多话了！
会说话后他们还不罢休，说要让<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">有<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">性的思维，会思考问题才算达到目的，不仅要让<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">会背乘法口决，还要锻炼<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">的临危反应及自救能力。于是更残酷的训练来了。
<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">长成一只大鹦鹉的时候，终于有了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">性的思维，智商高达一百三，这智商跟<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">比都算不低的。
“明天<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">们就举行记者招待会，将这只改良成功的鹦鹉拿出来。”怪老头儿望着<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">兴奋地直搓手，当初他抱走<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">的时候头发是灰白的，这么多年过去他的头发已经成了全白。
“老师，它从来就没出去过，一会儿<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">带它出去溜一圈吧。”助手请求道。
“可以，但不能走远。拎着笼子去，不能将它放出来，到时它跑了可不好逮。”
“知道。”
“心眼儿真多！”<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">不屑地瞪了他一眼，还怕<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">跑了，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">能跑哪去？就说他是怪老头儿嘛，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">一骂完他到哈哈大笑起来，一点都不生气，反到满脸的成就感，真是怪。
<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">被牢牢地封<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">笼子里被助手拿上街了。这助手有个坏习惯，那就是爱调戏美<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，他惯用的手法便是先吹声口哨，然后类似“小姐长得好美，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">好喜欢。”之类的话。
他说得多了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">也学会了，见到美<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">会先他一步说出调戏的话来，当然因为嘴型限制，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">不会吹口哨。那助手取笑<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">说，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">一只母鹦鹉应该调戏雄性动物才对，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">懒得搭理他。
这助手将<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">带出来就是为了显摆的，他勾搭完了美女就让<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">对她们说话，今天本美鸟高兴，所以如了他的愿，让<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">说什么<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">就说什么，将那几个美<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">逗得咯咯直笑，直夸<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">聪明好厉害，本美鸟听后直觉受用无比。
因为是第一次出来，看到外面这花花绿绿的世界，听到天空偶尔传来几声鸟叫，简直太令本鸟兴奋了，出来后就真不想再回到那个暗不拉叽、不见天日的小实验室去。
就<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">幻想着愿望有一天会实现的时候，天空突然轰隆隆一声，随即乌云立刻遮住了太阳，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">们四下逃散找遮雨的地方。助手拎着装着<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">的笼子也跑得飞快，说是要去商场里避一下雨。
就<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">这时，突然一记闪电劈到了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">身上，疼得<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">顿时晕了过去，那时<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">就想小命<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">今日怕是要玩完了，被怪老头儿折腾了那么多年没死成，结果<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">受了那么多罪终于有出头之日的时候反到被雷霹死了！这是什么事啊这是，太倒霉了。
不知过了多久<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">醒了，身上特别疼，睁眼一看身上的毛焦了好几处，现<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">闻着还有烧焦的味道，心下庆幸着，果然是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">命大呀，前些年其它鹦鹉都被怪老头给折腾死了，唯独<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">却活了下来，现<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">被雷霹焦了都没死成，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">如果不是天下第一鹦鹉都对不起霹<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">的雷。
虽然身上疼得厉害，但是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">非常得意，只是这得意并没有持续多久，因为<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">要爬起来的时候，看到身前四五米远处有一只白花花的大猫，吓得<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">没立住登时又躺回了地上。
这东西当时不知道是叫猫，但是以<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">的敏锐性，知道这家伙定是能置<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">于死地的东西！这家伙见<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">醒了居然渐渐地向<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">移动，眼睛瞪得溜圆，眼看就要扑过来了，身受重伤的<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">吓得使劲祈祷快有<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">来救<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，谁要救下<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">一定会一辈子老老实实地跟着他，只当他的宠物哄他开心，当初诅
咒怪老头儿的话<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">一句都不会用<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">他身上。
<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">们常说兔子急了还咬<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">、狗急了能跳墙，当时危险当前，眼看<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">就要被猫扑到时，不知道哪里来的力气，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">突然间向一边飞去，这一冲也是用尽了全力，没飞出几米就掉了下来。
掉下来的途中<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">看到前方不远处有两个长头发穿裙子的男<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">大呼道：“恩<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">啊，救命。”
后来发生的事<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">不记得了，因为<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">喊完就晕了过去，待<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">再醒来时发现自己<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">一间屋子里，这屋子可比实验室敞亮好看多啦，旁边还放着一小碟干果，肚子饿了于是吃了几颗。
“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">醒了？当时是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">唤的救命？”男<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">的语气有点不确定，眼神也充满了惊奇。
<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">打量着这男<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，认出他就是当初<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">看到的两个男<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">之一，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">猛点头说：“是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">唤的救命，那要吃<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">的东西被<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">打跑了吗？”
“啊！”男主<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">眼睛瞬间睁大，愣愣地回答，“那只猫是被<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">们吓走的。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">居然会说这么多话。”
“恩<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">啊，求<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">收留<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">吧，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">会说很多话，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">很聪明的，只要<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">收留<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">就作<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">宠物，绝对不会说<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">坏话。”这是救自己的<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">使劲巴结。这里挺好，屋子大、漂亮，而且还有好东西吃，主<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">看着也挺亲切，比怪老头好多啦。
“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">没有主<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">吗？”
“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">主<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">要卖掉<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，为了让<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">听话就虐待<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">看<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">身上的毛焦了就是他拿火烤的。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">运气好逃出来了，现<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">无家可归。”<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">睁着眼睛说瞎话，虽然<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">不明白怎么就见不到助手了，但是能逃脱他们的掌控对<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">来说简直是再幸福不过了。
“真可怜。好吧，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">主<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">若是不找来的话就留<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">这里，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">有名字吗？”男主<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">问。
“名字？怪老头儿总叫<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">‘那只命大的鹦鹉’。”
“这名字不好听，以后<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">就叫晨晨吧，好不好？”
“好。”
就这样，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">这里住了下来，这里的<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">很奇怪，男<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">穿裙子养长发，女<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">裹得严严实实，头上还要插一堆东西。
为了让他们尽快接受<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">是竭尽所能地讨好这些<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">。年轻的男<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">见到后都一律夸<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">长得真俊，年轻的女<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">就说<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">真漂亮，上了年纪的男<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">说他看起来好有文化，上年纪的女<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">夸她好慈祥好有智慧。
所有<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">夸了一溜后，他们终于接受<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">了，谁见到<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">都夸<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">好聪明好厉害，这话<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">爱听，因为<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">本来就是天下第一聪明的鹦鹉嘛，那怪老头儿将<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">改良成功了。
也许是受那傻助手的影响，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">只要见到好看的女<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">也喜欢出声调戏，喜欢看她们大惊失色，发现调戏她们的只是一只鹦鹉后那又嗔又怒的模样。
这调戏的毛病是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">遇到女主<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">后彻底改的，因为见过女主<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">后<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">觉得没有女<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">比她美了。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">喜欢美<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，为了让这美<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">作<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">的女主<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">男主子面前为她说了无数好话，当然十之□都是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">胡编的。
估计男主<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">也喜欢美<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，他最终将女主<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">娶回家了，这下<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">又多了一个玩伴。
有一点要说明，当初<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">刚来府中时为了让这些<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">接受<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，强迫自己对他们巴结奉承，后来<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">府中地位巩固了后，除了男主子外，什么<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">都不搭理，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">府中横着飞都没<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">管<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，于是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">还是挺寂寞的。
开始总担心怪老头儿会突然将<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">抓回去参加什么“记者招待会”展览<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">害怕了两三年，后来一直不见他来，于是便渐渐地将老头儿抛<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">了脑后。
男主子的孩子们<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">最讨厌那个娇纵的小姑娘，那个胆小老实的小男孩儿谈不上喜欢但也不讨厌。
后来女主子生了几个娃，她命令<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">平时没事时要<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">旁边看着他们，他们受伤了或是犯错了什么的，要<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">及时向她禀报。
真是的，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">这个一向吃喝享乐的主居然开始做起跟哨的苦差事来了，不同意还不行。因为女主子说府上不养闲<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">闲鸟，什么都不干的家伙没饭吃。
哎，鸟<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">屋檐下不得不低头呀！
不知道是谁闲着没事干居然送来了一只公鹦鹉，这只叫早早的鹦鹉<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">可讨厌了，因为它太笨，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">每天一有空就去欺负它，结果真是应了那句兔子急了会咬<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">的话，它有一天居然爆发了，将<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">狠狠地修理了一顿。
<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">虽然聪明，但却是标准的欺软怕硬！自那以后，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">不敢欺负它了，当<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">们有了小鹦鹉时，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">依然是连瞪它一眼都不敢，只敢<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">心里笑话它笨过过瘾。
都怪早早太笨，所以<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">们的孩子有一些也是笨的，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">每天累得口水都说得干了，这些笨鹦鹉们都不会说长句子，不像那些个随<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">的宝宝们，它们学得多快，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">只教一遍就会了！
哎，高处不胜寒这话就是指的<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">啊，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">是天下第一聪明的鹦鹉，奈何<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">的配偶却是只大笨蛋啊！
“说<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">什么坏话呢？”早早凶横地飞到<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">面前瞪着<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">。
“啊啊啊啊，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">、<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">居然会说出如此高难度的话，太让本美鸟吃惊了……哎哟，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">错了，别打<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc54168362bLS0=98z12EeCWA6y8">。”
“……”
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