正文 27调情和调侃
给锦老板送外卖！
这句话,听起来多邪恶是不是？就像八卦杂志报道的“某某明星给某某富商/政客送外卖！”充满了□、色欲的味道,让<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">各种不安又下流的联想！
But,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">明星是有好处的，她,连小费也没捞着，锦老板真小气！
罗翡气愤地回餐厅,一路各种腹诽,然后，对了，她跟锦无双刚“商讨”什么来着？情妇么么么的——对了，情妇是干么的？锦无双既然表明了很嫌弃她,肯定不是用来“干”么么么么的,那么，“情妇”的目的何<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">？锦老板真是好深奥啊！罗翡又折回，按小红点，“阿双，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">有疑问！”
锦无双：“......”<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">就不能安静点让<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">好好吃顿饭？
锦无双怕她说出什么惊世骇俗的话，被路<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">甲乙丙听去了，被笑话的又是她——因为罗小姐是没脸没皮不知羞耻的<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">，她不<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">行！锦无双把她放了上来，命令她<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">门外站着，待她吃完饭再说，不然又不用吃了，肯定气饱了！然后不待她抗议，“啪”把门关上了。罗翡气愤，又无奈，早知道不上来了，又下不去，锦老板太气<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">了，这层楼空荡荡的，好无聊，晚上一个<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">不害怕吗？像鬼片里的情景！
罗翡无聊地<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">走廊踱步，走着走着，竟然看见走廊尽头有间温室，还没锁门，罗翡推门进去，就见一屋子的花花草草，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">空旷无聊的七楼，仿佛世外桃源，罗翡大吃吃惊，她以为锦无双就会各种阴险腹黑，没想到还会养花弄草——是知道自己太阴险狡诈，所以养点植物陶冶一下性情吗？是应该了！
<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">温室的中间，还有一张舒服的躺椅，上面摆放着一张叠好的薄毯子，旁边是一张小圆桌和两张带椅背的木凳子，桌上摆放着一叠杂志书刊，附近是饮水机，罐装水上面放着一只马克杯，想来锦老板闲暇时，就<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">这里喝喝水看看书，睡个小无觉，又或者给花草浇浇水除除草剪剪花枝——啧啧，真是太小资了！要不要这样？
罗翡很感概！
她认识一个<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">，过的也是这种生活，不过<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">家与锦老板不一样，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">过的是与世无争的生活，锦老板的特征就是：小气！小气！！小气！无尽无穷的小气！
还有疑心病！
锦无双吃到一半，就吃不下了，心里总不安，看见她心烦，见不着更心烦——总想着她不知道又要弄出什么麻烦！她打开门，不见<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">，她叫了两声，没反应，锦无双无奈，真是一刻不得安宁的家伙——她走到尽头的温室，推门进去，果不其然！罗翡蹲<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">兰花架前，出神地想着什么，锦无双无奈，“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">想什么？<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">刚说有什么事？”
罗翡抬头，眼睛“噗噗噗”的就充满泪珠，锦无双头皮一麻，这又是干什么？罗翡垂头丧气，没精打采，“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">难过！”
“......”锦无双想了想，“那<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">可以待着。别动任何东西就可以了！”说完，转身就打算走<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">。“难过完了再来找<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">！”
“唔唔唔，阿双<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">好无情！”某<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">嗷嗷的叫着扑上来抱她小腿，锦无双觉得她这小动作越发纯熟了，气得咬牙切齿，“放开！成何体统！”
“俺是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">女喷油，要什么体统！又不是封建社会！”
“......”什么时候又变成“女喷油”了？不是才刚说了要当她的“情妇”吗？锦无双感觉自己节操<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">品都掉光了，现<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">连渣都没了！“放手！不然<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">踹死<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">！”
罗翡马上放手。她觉得锦无双是那种说到做到的狠角色。自己弱不胜衣，不能与此等狼毒之<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">较劲！
“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">害怕历史重演！”
“？？？”
“小时候，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">有一个亲戚，他跟<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">一样，养了很多花花草草，以前<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">不懂事，跟一帮表兄妹<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">他花房闹，常常不小心就打碎他的盆花——”
锦无瑕心想：什么叫“小时候<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">有一个亲戚”？难道“大时候”就没了？还有，她小时候不懂事，难道现<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">就董事了？笑话！
“可是，他每次笑笑就算了，从来不会骂<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">们！有一次，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">们要玩过家家做花环，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">就直接扯了他一棵草——”她指着锦无双那株珍贵的白花兜兰，锦无双脸一黑，害怕历史重演是说要把她的也扯了吗？看她不先把她的皮扯了！
锦无双把她的手反剪背后，直接拖走，罗翡嗷嗷的叫，“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">干什么啊？<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">干什么啊？杀<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">啊，非礼啊，救命啊！”
“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">叫吧，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">叫破喉咙也不会有<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">上来！”锦无双说完，又忽然发觉自己说的话怎么像三流肥皂剧里小阿飞的台词？忍不住为自己恶寒了一下，被污染什么的，太可悲了！
锦无双把她扯到自己客厅，扔下，“不准<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">靠近<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">的花房。伤了那么一片草，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">就剁了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">手指头！”
罗翡小可怜的看着她，“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">这么不值钱吗？<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">那个叔叔，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">弄坏弄残弄死他那么多花，她也没骂过<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">一句！”
“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">又不是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">叔叔！没宠着<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">的义务！”
“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">有！”罗翡跳起来，穿着裙子坐地上神马的，如果不是刻意摆pose就太丑了！“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">的女喷油耶，还是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">自己要求的，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">不宠<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">宠谁啊？<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">有小三！<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">是不是有小三，那<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">找小三好了，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">不干？”
深呼吸，不要跟她胡搞蛮缠！“所以<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">刚才说有事，其实就是没事！”
“有事啊！”
“有事<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">不能直说？非要绕十万八千里的圈子？”<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">不累吗？看来不！锦无双看着她张嘴滔滔不绝扶额——
“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">说让<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">留<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">身边，当<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">的情妇，可是当<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">的情妇要干什么？<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">摆明了喜欢36F，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">自己亲口承认的，还嫌弃<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">内凹！可是情妇不就用来摆谱、得瑟、晒命兼发泄兽欲的，可是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">都不具备这些功能，难道<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">就要<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">每天帮<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">送外卖？陪<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">看看电影，给<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">S_M？”
第一，她什么时候承认她喜欢36F
第二，她什么时候嫌弃她内凹？
第三，原来她还很有自知之明！
这些，因为太羞耻，也就她能这么光明正大地说出口，还一点不脸红，她可以忽略不计，但是，什么叫做“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">要<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">帮<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">送外卖？”那是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">情愿的吗？看见<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">就吃不下了！又什么叫“陪<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">看电影”？那分明是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">陪<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">好吗？再说，她又什么时候S-M过她？不对，那跟S_M什么关系？谁有这癖好啊，混蛋！
锦无双拿起一只软绵绵的抱枕，抬眼看罗翡，声音淡淡的，“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">要不要<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">将<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">弄死？<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">们这里有很多让<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">销声敛迹的方法！”
罗翡后腿几步，低声下气，“不要这样，一夜夫妻百夜恩！”
于是，她们“夫妻”了？她处了楼过她的腰，摸过她的大腿，还有干什么吗？
“其实，承认吧，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">回答不出，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">不会笑话<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">的！”
某<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">冷不丁的又冒出一句。锦无双拿着枕头就扑上去。罗翡吓得绕着沙发就跑，“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">错了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">错了，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">什么也没说！”
锦无双跑了两圈，直接把她摁沙发上了，“想死是不是？”
罗翡流泪满脸，“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">错了，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">真的错了！”不该戳穿<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">家的！真的错了！
“想知道答案吗？”
“不想不想！”
“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">今夜好寂寞，想要蹂躏<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">！这个答案满意吗？”锦无双狠狠的扯她裙子，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">要把<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">剥光，做成烤乳猪！
罗翡求饶，“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">错了，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">错了，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">真的错了！求求大<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">放过<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">！”
锦无双不听，把她的裙子撕掉，然后扯衬衫，罗翡拼命的挣扎，双手想挠她，直接被她锁头顶了，锦无双压着她两条腿，鄙夷地看着她，“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">倒是再挣扎啊，不然怎么满足得了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">S_M<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">的欲望！”又看着她霍霍磨牙的样子冷笑，“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">倒是咬咬看，看<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">有没有办法把它弄下来！”
锦无双借了她一颗衬衫扣子，伸手入去摸她胸部，然后嗤笑，“虽然小了点，可也不至于内凹，看来<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">错了呢！”
罗翡生气了，愤怒地看着她，“喂，好了哦！说话就说话，动什么手脚！”
锦无双差点笑死，这女<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">是白痴吗？该认真的时候嬉皮笑脸，不该认真的时候装正经？她调笑，伸手摸她大腿，然后溜上腰肢，“皮肤倒是挺滑的嘛！<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">不是问<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">当<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">情妇要干什么，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">告诉<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">啊顺便示范！”
“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">不当啦<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">不当啦！”锦无双感觉她两条小细腿又开始抖了，鄙夷更严重了，玩不起火还学什么<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">点火！没胆！
“可由不得<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">咧！”继续解纽扣，“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">说错了，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">虽然不可以用来摆谱、得瑟、晒命，发泄一下兽欲还是可以的！”啧啧，这白白的皮肤看着倒顺眼，只是，能不能别再起鸡皮疙瘩了，有碍美观啊！
“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">......<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">知道了。不用示范了！<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">......<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">保证不当<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">女朋友了，也不用<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">女朋友的名头招摇撞骗了，谁......谁再以为<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">女朋友，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">一定会告诉她<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">不是。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">以前都<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">欺骗广大<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">民群众。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">错了!<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">再也不敢了！”
“别啊！继续啊！<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">都同意了！”锦无双忽然想起什么，“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">可以晕过去，奸_尸也别有风味！”
罗翡颤抖颤抖，屈服：“那......那<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">温柔一点！<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">怕痛！”
锦无双：“......”<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">有点节气好不好？嫌弃<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">扔开，罗翡马上爬起来穿上裙子，扣上纽扣，“那......那<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">走了！”
锦无双恨不得马上消失，快滚吧！看着眼冤！
看着某<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">屁滚尿流地奔出去，锦无双又忍不住“噗嗤”的笑出来，哈哈，其实逗逗这小笨蛋有时候还蛮好玩的！
然后，门铃又想起，某<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">六楼按小红点不怕死地给她汇报感想：原来阿双<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">喜欢欲拒还迎不喜欢直接的啊，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">记住了！
锦无双：“......”
好！果然不怕死！
”
作者有话要说：不好意思。我下午要去看医生。~~o(>_<)o ~~赶紧收拾困一会。第三章只写了一半。晚上回来再补上。
这句话,听起来多邪恶是不是？就像八卦杂志报道的“某某明星给某某富商/政客送外卖！”充满了□、色欲的味道,让<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">各种不安又下流的联想！
But,<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">明星是有好处的，她,连小费也没捞着，锦老板真小气！
罗翡气愤地回餐厅,一路各种腹诽,然后，对了，她跟锦无双刚“商讨”什么来着？情妇么么么的——对了，情妇是干么的？锦无双既然表明了很嫌弃她,肯定不是用来“干”么么么么的,那么，“情妇”的目的何<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">？锦老板真是好深奥啊！罗翡又折回，按小红点，“阿双，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">有疑问！”
锦无双：“......”<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">就不能安静点让<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">好好吃顿饭？
锦无双怕她说出什么惊世骇俗的话，被路<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">甲乙丙听去了，被笑话的又是她——因为罗小姐是没脸没皮不知羞耻的<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">，她不<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">行！锦无双把她放了上来，命令她<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">门外站着，待她吃完饭再说，不然又不用吃了，肯定气饱了！然后不待她抗议，“啪”把门关上了。罗翡气愤，又无奈，早知道不上来了，又下不去，锦老板太气<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">了，这层楼空荡荡的，好无聊，晚上一个<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">不害怕吗？像鬼片里的情景！
罗翡无聊地<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">走廊踱步，走着走着，竟然看见走廊尽头有间温室，还没锁门，罗翡推门进去，就见一屋子的花花草草，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">空旷无聊的七楼，仿佛世外桃源，罗翡大吃吃惊，她以为锦无双就会各种阴险腹黑，没想到还会养花弄草——是知道自己太阴险狡诈，所以养点植物陶冶一下性情吗？是应该了！
<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">温室的中间，还有一张舒服的躺椅，上面摆放着一张叠好的薄毯子，旁边是一张小圆桌和两张带椅背的木凳子，桌上摆放着一叠杂志书刊，附近是饮水机，罐装水上面放着一只马克杯，想来锦老板闲暇时，就<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">这里喝喝水看看书，睡个小无觉，又或者给花草浇浇水除除草剪剪花枝——啧啧，真是太小资了！要不要这样？
罗翡很感概！
她认识一个<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">，过的也是这种生活，不过<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">家与锦老板不一样，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">过的是与世无争的生活，锦老板的特征就是：小气！小气！！小气！无尽无穷的小气！
还有疑心病！
锦无双吃到一半，就吃不下了，心里总不安，看见她心烦，见不着更心烦——总想着她不知道又要弄出什么麻烦！她打开门，不见<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">，她叫了两声，没反应，锦无双无奈，真是一刻不得安宁的家伙——她走到尽头的温室，推门进去，果不其然！罗翡蹲<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">兰花架前，出神地想着什么，锦无双无奈，“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">想什么？<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">刚说有什么事？”
罗翡抬头，眼睛“噗噗噗”的就充满泪珠，锦无双头皮一麻，这又是干什么？罗翡垂头丧气，没精打采，“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">难过！”
“......”锦无双想了想，“那<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">可以待着。别动任何东西就可以了！”说完，转身就打算走<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">。“难过完了再来找<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">！”
“唔唔唔，阿双<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">好无情！”某<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">嗷嗷的叫着扑上来抱她小腿，锦无双觉得她这小动作越发纯熟了，气得咬牙切齿，“放开！成何体统！”
“俺是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">女喷油，要什么体统！又不是封建社会！”
“......”什么时候又变成“女喷油”了？不是才刚说了要当她的“情妇”吗？锦无双感觉自己节操<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">品都掉光了，现<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">连渣都没了！“放手！不然<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">踹死<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">！”
罗翡马上放手。她觉得锦无双是那种说到做到的狠角色。自己弱不胜衣，不能与此等狼毒之<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">较劲！
“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">害怕历史重演！”
“？？？”
“小时候，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">有一个亲戚，他跟<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">一样，养了很多花花草草，以前<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">不懂事，跟一帮表兄妹<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">他花房闹，常常不小心就打碎他的盆花——”
锦无瑕心想：什么叫“小时候<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">有一个亲戚”？难道“大时候”就没了？还有，她小时候不懂事，难道现<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">就董事了？笑话！
“可是，他每次笑笑就算了，从来不会骂<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">们！有一次，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">们要玩过家家做花环，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">就直接扯了他一棵草——”她指着锦无双那株珍贵的白花兜兰，锦无双脸一黑，害怕历史重演是说要把她的也扯了吗？看她不先把她的皮扯了！
锦无双把她的手反剪背后，直接拖走，罗翡嗷嗷的叫，“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">干什么啊？<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">干什么啊？杀<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">啊，非礼啊，救命啊！”
“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">叫吧，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">叫破喉咙也不会有<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">上来！”锦无双说完，又忽然发觉自己说的话怎么像三流肥皂剧里小阿飞的台词？忍不住为自己恶寒了一下，被污染什么的，太可悲了！
锦无双把她扯到自己客厅，扔下，“不准<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">靠近<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">的花房。伤了那么一片草，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">就剁了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">手指头！”
罗翡小可怜的看着她，“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">这么不值钱吗？<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">那个叔叔，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">弄坏弄残弄死他那么多花，她也没骂过<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">一句！”
“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">又不是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">叔叔！没宠着<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">的义务！”
“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">有！”罗翡跳起来，穿着裙子坐地上神马的，如果不是刻意摆pose就太丑了！“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">的女喷油耶，还是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">自己要求的，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">不宠<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">宠谁啊？<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">有小三！<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">是不是有小三，那<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">找小三好了，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">不干？”
深呼吸，不要跟她胡搞蛮缠！“所以<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">刚才说有事，其实就是没事！”
“有事啊！”
“有事<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">不能直说？非要绕十万八千里的圈子？”<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">不累吗？看来不！锦无双看着她张嘴滔滔不绝扶额——
“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">说让<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">留<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">身边，当<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">的情妇，可是当<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">的情妇要干什么？<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">摆明了喜欢36F，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">自己亲口承认的，还嫌弃<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">内凹！可是情妇不就用来摆谱、得瑟、晒命兼发泄兽欲的，可是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">都不具备这些功能，难道<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">就要<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">每天帮<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">送外卖？陪<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">看看电影，给<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">S_M？”
第一，她什么时候承认她喜欢36F
第二，她什么时候嫌弃她内凹？
第三，原来她还很有自知之明！
这些，因为太羞耻，也就她能这么光明正大地说出口，还一点不脸红，她可以忽略不计，但是，什么叫做“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">要<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">帮<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">送外卖？”那是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">情愿的吗？看见<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">就吃不下了！又什么叫“陪<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">看电影”？那分明是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">陪<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">好吗？再说，她又什么时候S-M过她？不对，那跟S_M什么关系？谁有这癖好啊，混蛋！
锦无双拿起一只软绵绵的抱枕，抬眼看罗翡，声音淡淡的，“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">要不要<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">将<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">弄死？<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">们这里有很多让<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">销声敛迹的方法！”
罗翡后腿几步，低声下气，“不要这样，一夜夫妻百夜恩！”
于是，她们“夫妻”了？她处了楼过她的腰，摸过她的大腿，还有干什么吗？
“其实，承认吧，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">回答不出，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">不会笑话<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">的！”
某<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">冷不丁的又冒出一句。锦无双拿着枕头就扑上去。罗翡吓得绕着沙发就跑，“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">错了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">错了，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">什么也没说！”
锦无双跑了两圈，直接把她摁沙发上了，“想死是不是？”
罗翡流泪满脸，“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">错了，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">真的错了！”不该戳穿<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">家的！真的错了！
“想知道答案吗？”
“不想不想！”
“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">今夜好寂寞，想要蹂躏<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">！这个答案满意吗？”锦无双狠狠的扯她裙子，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">要把<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">剥光，做成烤乳猪！
罗翡求饶，“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">错了，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">错了，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">真的错了！求求大<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">放过<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">！”
锦无双不听，把她的裙子撕掉，然后扯衬衫，罗翡拼命的挣扎，双手想挠她，直接被她锁头顶了，锦无双压着她两条腿，鄙夷地看着她，“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">倒是再挣扎啊，不然怎么满足得了<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">S_M<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">的欲望！”又看着她霍霍磨牙的样子冷笑，“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">倒是咬咬看，看<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">有没有办法把它弄下来！”
锦无双借了她一颗衬衫扣子，伸手入去摸她胸部，然后嗤笑，“虽然小了点，可也不至于内凹，看来<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">错了呢！”
罗翡生气了，愤怒地看着她，“喂，好了哦！说话就说话，动什么手脚！”
锦无双差点笑死，这女<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">是白痴吗？该认真的时候嬉皮笑脸，不该认真的时候装正经？她调笑，伸手摸她大腿，然后溜上腰肢，“皮肤倒是挺滑的嘛！<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">不是问<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">当<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">情妇要干什么，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">告诉<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">啊顺便示范！”
“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">不当啦<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">不当啦！”锦无双感觉她两条小细腿又开始抖了，鄙夷更严重了，玩不起火还学什么<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">点火！没胆！
“可由不得<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">咧！”继续解纽扣，“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">说错了，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">虽然不可以用来摆谱、得瑟、晒命，发泄一下兽欲还是可以的！”啧啧，这白白的皮肤看着倒顺眼，只是，能不能别再起鸡皮疙瘩了，有碍美观啊！
“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">......<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">知道了。不用示范了！<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">......<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">保证不当<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">女朋友了，也不用<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">女朋友的名头招摇撞骗了，谁......谁再以为<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">是<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">女朋友，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">一定会告诉她<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">不是。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">以前都<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">欺骗广大<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">民群众。<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">错了!<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">再也不敢了！”
“别啊！继续啊！<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">都同意了！”锦无双忽然想起什么，“<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">可以晕过去，奸_尸也别有风味！”
罗翡颤抖颤抖，屈服：“那......那<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">温柔一点！<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">怕痛！”
锦无双：“......”<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">有点节气好不好？嫌弃<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">扔开，罗翡马上爬起来穿上裙子，扣上纽扣，“那......那<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">走了！”
锦无双恨不得马上消失，快滚吧！看着眼冤！
看着某<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">屁滚尿流地奔出去，锦无双又忍不住“噗嗤”的笑出来，哈哈，其实逗逗这小笨蛋有时候还蛮好玩的！
然后，门铃又想起，某<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS"><img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">六楼按小红点不怕死地给她汇报感想：原来阿双<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">喜欢欲拒还迎不喜欢直接的啊，<img style="position:relative; top:5px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0f93883f91LS0=5C612SC133LWS">记住了！
锦无双：“......”
好！果然不怕死！
”
作者有话要说：不好意思。我下午要去看医生。~~o(>_<)o ~~赶紧收拾困一会。第三章只写了一半。晚上回来再补上。