正文 24伯父伯母来了【倒v，看过勿买】
两<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">同时从金碧辉煌的旋转楼梯上走下来,沈离一身淡蓝色西装,温润优雅，他微微拉着雷岑的手，看起来就像牵着媳妇儿手的新郎,沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">高兴得抹了抹眼睛,沈先生轻轻拍了拍她的手，两<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">相视而笑,都是感慨万千。
沈家历代单传，若是沈离的病治不好,他们有何面目见那一群还活着的列祖列宗……
“爸,妈。”沈离微微点了点头。
雷岑跟着叫道：“伯父、伯母。”
“小岑,来,来,快坐。”沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">把雷岑拉到面前坐下，左看看右看看，那模样就像要<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">雷岑身上看出朵花来，“怎么半年不见，瘦了那么多。”她又气势汹汹的看向沈离，“沈离，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">怎么搞的，当时<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">就说不让小岑搬出去，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">非不听，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">看看，他一个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">外面怎么知道照顾自己，小岑啊……”沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">再对上雷岑的时候，立刻又换上了一幅慈爱的面孔，“要不<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">还是搬回来吧，和沈离一起也有个照应。”
沈离愣是没发现雷岑有瘦了的趋势，这家伙明明是越长越壮……当然，再壮他都抱得起。
“妈，小岑知道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">们家的情况了。”
“哎哟，”沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">和沈先生都是心里咯噔一声，年轻<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">谈恋爱进展就是快，这不刚<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">车上亲上，那么快就把家底给抖了？“那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">的那事……”
沈离微微皱了下眉：“也知道。”
沈先生是个书生气质浓厚的中年<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">，穿着一身藏青色的唐装，他一抖袖子：“既然这样，就下聘礼吧。”
什么？？聘礼？？
雷岑张嘴：“啊？”
“小岑饿了，先吃饭，这些事吃完再说。”沈离偷瞄了雷岑一眼——天地可鉴，下聘礼的事绝对和他没有半分关系。
“对，对，先吃饭，先吃饭，张妈，快把糖醋鱼端上来，小岑从小就爱吃这个。”沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">对雷岑比对沈离亲多了，拉着雷岑的手嘘寒问暖，根本舍不得放开。
沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">对雷岑一直很好，雷岑不懂事的时候还大逆不道地怀疑过自己是不是沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">的私生子，现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">知道了，这是婆婆<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">看媳妇儿……妈、妈的！
一顿饭吃的雷岑如坐针毡，好不容易吃完，沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">又拉着他道：“小岑，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">去书房一下，伯母有话跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">说。”
雷岑向沈离投去了一个求助的眼神，对方却正埋头处理一块肉骨头，看都不看他一眼，雷岑孤立无援之下只得跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">后面。
进书房后，沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">眼圈立时红了，颤抖着手从袖中取出一个金手镯，哽咽道：“小岑，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">先戴上。”
那手镯精致的很，一看就是女<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">带的，但沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">都哭了，他能不戴么？
雷岑接过手镯往手里戳了戳，无奈道：“伯母，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">手太大了，戴不上。“
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">这孩子，以后学的东西还多着呢，”沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">和颜悦色地给雷岑解释，“这是上等仙器，需把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">的血滴<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">手镯上，它才会认<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">。”
雷岑依言行事，咬破食指，往手镯上滴了一滴血，只见金光一闪，手镯自动地跳到雷岑手腕上，甚至还变换出了一个粗犷的造型，看起来非常威武霸气。
绝对是好东西！
雷岑高兴坏了：“谢谢伯母！”
“谢<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">做什么，沈家每任夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">都有那么一个手镯，这玩意儿不单是攻击性法宝，里面还有个储物空间，就算<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">修真界，储物空间也是极难得的宝贝，”沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">左手腕上点了下，那里立刻现出一个金色的手镯来，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">这个有一个足球场那么大，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">那个还要大些，是沈离的奶奶亲自为<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">挑的，小岑，喜欢吗？”
每任夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">……妈的。
“喜欢，”雷岑微笑着问，“可以装活<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">吗？”
“当然可以。”沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">嗔怪地看着他，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">若是高兴，把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">沈哥装进去也没问题。”
“空间<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">手，天下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">有！” 小猪仔高声叫道，“太好了，以后要是进了末世位面，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">就不用担心粮食问题了。”
末世位面？雷岑冲猪冷冷地道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">一个位面也不去。”
小猪仔气得吹鼻子瞪眼：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">以为<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">嫁入豪门就可以为所欲为了吗？告诉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">的主<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">是青阳门关门弟子……”
“咦？”沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">轻皱秀眉，“小岑，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">身体里是不是有东西？”
“渣攻！”小猪仔哆哆嗦嗦道，“别把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">交出去。”
“不瞒伯母，是只猪，自称是青阳门唐泽欢的宠物，自从他住<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">身体里后，对<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">的生活造成了诸多不便，而且据这只猪所称，他们青阳门似乎并不把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">们沈家看<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">眼里。”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">这个挑拨离间的王八蛋，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">什么时候说过……哎哟……哎哟……沈、沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">……”被沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">抓出来的小猪仔态度立刻大转180度，谄媚地道，“沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">，您真是越来越漂亮了。”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">见过<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">？”沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">想了半天也想不起自己<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">哪里见过这只胖胖的小猪。
“您没有见过<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">，但<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">见过您，是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">一甲子前的修真大赛上，您的风姿一直深深地印<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">脑海深处，无论是过去一甲子还是一千年，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">都不会忘记。”小猪仔仰起它那短得几乎没有的脖子，一幅<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">们其实很熟很熟的模样，“沈先生还好吗？”
“他？还不是老样子。不过——”沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">话锋一转，小猪仔心里一哆嗦，就听沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">冷冰冰地问道，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">的主<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">，是怎么回事，为什么把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">放进小岑身体里？”
以沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">的眼力，自然什么都瞒不了她。
小猪仔将事情来龙去脉无比诚恳地解释了一遍，末了，又道：“当时主<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">并不知道岑少爷是沈家的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">，如果知道，少爷肯定不会横生枝节。”
沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">眼底怒气翻涌——任何一个婆婆知道自己的儿媳妇儿被逼着红杏出墙肯定都不会给好脸色。
“夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">息怒，”小猪仔拱手道，“夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">想必也看出来了，主<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">的这个位面系统虽然不及夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">送给岑少爷的金镯子好，但也差不了多少，最重要的是，系统里有<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">们门派的入门功法，只要岑少爷升级到五阶试用者……”
“五阶？”沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">手一挥，小猪仔倒仰着飞了出去，砰的声砸<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">墙上，摔成一块肉饼。
雷岑眉心微跳：“伯母，它……？”
“死不了！”沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">冷冷地道，“带着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">那个破系统从<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">们沈家滚出去！”
小猪仔眼珠子委屈地瞪向雷岑：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">竟然看着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">被欺负，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">好意思么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">救了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">那么多次，要不是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">和沈哥能成么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">！”
雷岑：“……”
“小岑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">别理它，这事伯母替<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">做主。”沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">一幅当家主母的范，“对了，那三个魔头伯母也命<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">帮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">捉来了，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">们这就把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">处理了，敢犯到<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">们沈家名下的，剥筋抽皮都不为过。”沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">桌上重重一拍，“厉风、耿雷，把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">带上来！”
雷岑就见书房的门一开，厉风一只手拿着扇子，一只手提着老妖婆，耿雷更厉害，左手提着老鬼右手提着斗牛士，两<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">神情严肃，将三个魔头扔到地上，就像门神一样站<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">门的两侧。
刘叔殷勤地为沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">递上一杯热气腾腾的茶。
沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">轻轻吹了吹水面上的茶叶：“有什么话说吗？”
小猪仔再傻也知道这是杀鸡儆猴了，小心翼翼地溜到雷岑身边，灵活地蹦上他肩膀：“大雷，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">得救<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">。”
雷岑不理他。
小猪仔只有下重药：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">教<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">怎么反攻！”
雷岑：“？？？”
“难道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">不想把沈离压<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">身下？难道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">不想<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">他白玉般的身体上印下迷乱的证据？难道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">不想看他脱下冷清的面具娇喘着求饶？”小猪仔循循善诱，“怎么样，嗯？”
雷岑可耻地……有了感觉，他不动声色地并拢双腿，板着一张脸：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">以为<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">会信<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">？”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">好歹看了那么多小说，没吃过猪肉总见过猪跑！”
不……猪一样的队友绝对不能找。雷岑心里天<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">交战，一边是沈离被情|欲迷离了的双眼，一边是小猪仔过去坑他的累累硕果……不能信，信一只猪绝对完蛋！
“既然三位都没什么好说的，耿雷……”
“夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">，”老妖婆大嚎一声，“夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">饶命！”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">们本就是魔头，作恶多端，为祸一方，今日<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">替天行道，也是功德一件。”沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">喝完茶水，手一松，茶杯砸<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">地上，摔得粉碎。
同一时间，耿雷手起刀落，三大魔头的头咕噜噜的……滚到雷岑脚下。
雷岑第一次见杀<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">的场面，心里颇不适应，脸色变得非常难看，小猪仔<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">他耳边伤伤心心道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">要救<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">要救<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">的头很宝贵的，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">不要被砍头！”
“小岑，把那只小猪给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">。”
“不，不行，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">和他有血契！”小猪仔大叫。
“骗<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">？”沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">横眉冷目，“当<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">不知道吗，和小岑有血契的是那个系统，而不是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">不过是系统的一道魂罢了，杀了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">，系统就变成了死物，对小岑根本不会有任何不好的影响。既然<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">主<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">找不到，那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">只有先拿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">开刀了，耿雷……”
“是，夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">！”
眼见耿雷一步步走近，小猪仔都快吓尿了，终于，它承受不了压力，嚎啕大哭起来：“雷岑，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">不能不要<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">，主<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">是想收<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">为徒，他是想收<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">为徒啊！”
作者有话要说：因为同时在上课和实习，所以经常会某天突然比较忙，这篇文以后更新都定在下午六点，如果六点没更，那就是当天没有更新。
么么~~
沈家历代单传，若是沈离的病治不好,他们有何面目见那一群还活着的列祖列宗……
“爸,妈。”沈离微微点了点头。
雷岑跟着叫道：“伯父、伯母。”
“小岑,来,来,快坐。”沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">把雷岑拉到面前坐下，左看看右看看，那模样就像要<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">雷岑身上看出朵花来，“怎么半年不见，瘦了那么多。”她又气势汹汹的看向沈离，“沈离，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">怎么搞的，当时<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">就说不让小岑搬出去，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">非不听，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">看看，他一个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">外面怎么知道照顾自己，小岑啊……”沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">再对上雷岑的时候，立刻又换上了一幅慈爱的面孔，“要不<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">还是搬回来吧，和沈离一起也有个照应。”
沈离愣是没发现雷岑有瘦了的趋势，这家伙明明是越长越壮……当然，再壮他都抱得起。
“妈，小岑知道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">们家的情况了。”
“哎哟，”沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">和沈先生都是心里咯噔一声，年轻<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">谈恋爱进展就是快，这不刚<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">车上亲上，那么快就把家底给抖了？“那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">的那事……”
沈离微微皱了下眉：“也知道。”
沈先生是个书生气质浓厚的中年<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">，穿着一身藏青色的唐装，他一抖袖子：“既然这样，就下聘礼吧。”
什么？？聘礼？？
雷岑张嘴：“啊？”
“小岑饿了，先吃饭，这些事吃完再说。”沈离偷瞄了雷岑一眼——天地可鉴，下聘礼的事绝对和他没有半分关系。
“对，对，先吃饭，先吃饭，张妈，快把糖醋鱼端上来，小岑从小就爱吃这个。”沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">对雷岑比对沈离亲多了，拉着雷岑的手嘘寒问暖，根本舍不得放开。
沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">对雷岑一直很好，雷岑不懂事的时候还大逆不道地怀疑过自己是不是沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">的私生子，现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">知道了，这是婆婆<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">看媳妇儿……妈、妈的！
一顿饭吃的雷岑如坐针毡，好不容易吃完，沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">又拉着他道：“小岑，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">去书房一下，伯母有话跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">说。”
雷岑向沈离投去了一个求助的眼神，对方却正埋头处理一块肉骨头，看都不看他一眼，雷岑孤立无援之下只得跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">后面。
进书房后，沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">眼圈立时红了，颤抖着手从袖中取出一个金手镯，哽咽道：“小岑，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">先戴上。”
那手镯精致的很，一看就是女<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">带的，但沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">都哭了，他能不戴么？
雷岑接过手镯往手里戳了戳，无奈道：“伯母，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">手太大了，戴不上。“
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">这孩子，以后学的东西还多着呢，”沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">和颜悦色地给雷岑解释，“这是上等仙器，需把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">的血滴<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">手镯上，它才会认<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">。”
雷岑依言行事，咬破食指，往手镯上滴了一滴血，只见金光一闪，手镯自动地跳到雷岑手腕上，甚至还变换出了一个粗犷的造型，看起来非常威武霸气。
绝对是好东西！
雷岑高兴坏了：“谢谢伯母！”
“谢<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">做什么，沈家每任夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">都有那么一个手镯，这玩意儿不单是攻击性法宝，里面还有个储物空间，就算<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">修真界，储物空间也是极难得的宝贝，”沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">左手腕上点了下，那里立刻现出一个金色的手镯来，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">这个有一个足球场那么大，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">那个还要大些，是沈离的奶奶亲自为<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">挑的，小岑，喜欢吗？”
每任夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">……妈的。
“喜欢，”雷岑微笑着问，“可以装活<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">吗？”
“当然可以。”沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">嗔怪地看着他，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">若是高兴，把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">沈哥装进去也没问题。”
“空间<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">手，天下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">有！” 小猪仔高声叫道，“太好了，以后要是进了末世位面，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">就不用担心粮食问题了。”
末世位面？雷岑冲猪冷冷地道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">一个位面也不去。”
小猪仔气得吹鼻子瞪眼：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">以为<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">嫁入豪门就可以为所欲为了吗？告诉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">的主<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">是青阳门关门弟子……”
“咦？”沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">轻皱秀眉，“小岑，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">身体里是不是有东西？”
“渣攻！”小猪仔哆哆嗦嗦道，“别把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">交出去。”
“不瞒伯母，是只猪，自称是青阳门唐泽欢的宠物，自从他住<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">身体里后，对<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">的生活造成了诸多不便，而且据这只猪所称，他们青阳门似乎并不把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">们沈家看<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">眼里。”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">这个挑拨离间的王八蛋，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">什么时候说过……哎哟……哎哟……沈、沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">……”被沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">抓出来的小猪仔态度立刻大转180度，谄媚地道，“沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">，您真是越来越漂亮了。”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">见过<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">？”沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">想了半天也想不起自己<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">哪里见过这只胖胖的小猪。
“您没有见过<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">，但<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">见过您，是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">一甲子前的修真大赛上，您的风姿一直深深地印<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">脑海深处，无论是过去一甲子还是一千年，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">都不会忘记。”小猪仔仰起它那短得几乎没有的脖子，一幅<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">们其实很熟很熟的模样，“沈先生还好吗？”
“他？还不是老样子。不过——”沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">话锋一转，小猪仔心里一哆嗦，就听沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">冷冰冰地问道，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">的主<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">，是怎么回事，为什么把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">放进小岑身体里？”
以沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">的眼力，自然什么都瞒不了她。
小猪仔将事情来龙去脉无比诚恳地解释了一遍，末了，又道：“当时主<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">并不知道岑少爷是沈家的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">，如果知道，少爷肯定不会横生枝节。”
沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">眼底怒气翻涌——任何一个婆婆知道自己的儿媳妇儿被逼着红杏出墙肯定都不会给好脸色。
“夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">息怒，”小猪仔拱手道，“夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">想必也看出来了，主<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">的这个位面系统虽然不及夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">送给岑少爷的金镯子好，但也差不了多少，最重要的是，系统里有<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">们门派的入门功法，只要岑少爷升级到五阶试用者……”
“五阶？”沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">手一挥，小猪仔倒仰着飞了出去，砰的声砸<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">墙上，摔成一块肉饼。
雷岑眉心微跳：“伯母，它……？”
“死不了！”沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">冷冷地道，“带着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">那个破系统从<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">们沈家滚出去！”
小猪仔眼珠子委屈地瞪向雷岑：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">竟然看着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">被欺负，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">好意思么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">救了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">那么多次，要不是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">和沈哥能成么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">！”
雷岑：“……”
“小岑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">别理它，这事伯母替<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">做主。”沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">一幅当家主母的范，“对了，那三个魔头伯母也命<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">帮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">捉来了，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">们这就把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">处理了，敢犯到<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">们沈家名下的，剥筋抽皮都不为过。”沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">桌上重重一拍，“厉风、耿雷，把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">带上来！”
雷岑就见书房的门一开，厉风一只手拿着扇子，一只手提着老妖婆，耿雷更厉害，左手提着老鬼右手提着斗牛士，两<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">神情严肃，将三个魔头扔到地上，就像门神一样站<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">门的两侧。
刘叔殷勤地为沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">递上一杯热气腾腾的茶。
沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">轻轻吹了吹水面上的茶叶：“有什么话说吗？”
小猪仔再傻也知道这是杀鸡儆猴了，小心翼翼地溜到雷岑身边，灵活地蹦上他肩膀：“大雷，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">得救<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">。”
雷岑不理他。
小猪仔只有下重药：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">教<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">怎么反攻！”
雷岑：“？？？”
“难道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">不想把沈离压<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">身下？难道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">不想<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">他白玉般的身体上印下迷乱的证据？难道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">不想看他脱下冷清的面具娇喘着求饶？”小猪仔循循善诱，“怎么样，嗯？”
雷岑可耻地……有了感觉，他不动声色地并拢双腿，板着一张脸：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">以为<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">会信<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">？”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">好歹看了那么多小说，没吃过猪肉总见过猪跑！”
不……猪一样的队友绝对不能找。雷岑心里天<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">交战，一边是沈离被情|欲迷离了的双眼，一边是小猪仔过去坑他的累累硕果……不能信，信一只猪绝对完蛋！
“既然三位都没什么好说的，耿雷……”
“夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">，”老妖婆大嚎一声，“夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">饶命！”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">们本就是魔头，作恶多端，为祸一方，今日<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">替天行道，也是功德一件。”沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">喝完茶水，手一松，茶杯砸<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">地上，摔得粉碎。
同一时间，耿雷手起刀落，三大魔头的头咕噜噜的……滚到雷岑脚下。
雷岑第一次见杀<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">的场面，心里颇不适应，脸色变得非常难看，小猪仔<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">他耳边伤伤心心道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">要救<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">要救<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">的头很宝贵的，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">不要被砍头！”
“小岑，把那只小猪给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">。”
“不，不行，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">和他有血契！”小猪仔大叫。
“骗<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">？”沈夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">横眉冷目，“当<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">不知道吗，和小岑有血契的是那个系统，而不是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">不过是系统的一道魂罢了，杀了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">，系统就变成了死物，对小岑根本不会有任何不好的影响。既然<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">主<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">找不到，那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">只有先拿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">开刀了，耿雷……”
“是，夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">！”
眼见耿雷一步步走近，小猪仔都快吓尿了，终于，它承受不了压力，嚎啕大哭起来：“雷岑，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">不能不要<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">，主<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">是想收<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">为徒，他是想收<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com915b1d63c0">为徒啊！”
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