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正文 34番外·这就是诅咒[倒V]

    十四打电话给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">的时候<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">还<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">寝室里睡得昏天黑地,因为她专业课比<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">紧张多了的关系,最近<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">睡觉的时候她一直<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">苦逼地泡图书馆,晚上回来连卧谈会都省了直接倒头就睡。

    这会儿喊<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">估计也是有什么书忘了带了,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">一边穿衣服一边按着免提和她说话,“喂……”

    “卧槽<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">别告诉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">才起!拉仇恨去死!”

    “……没啊,还没起。”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">干脆利落地拉仇恨,“怎么了?”

    那边沉默了好一会儿才重新有声音传来,“……卧槽<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">还敢更过分一点吗!”

    “安啦安啦……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">念的专业又没有<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">这么苦逼,对了到底怎么了?”

    十四深吸了一口气,“阿蓝生日,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">忘了吗?”

    对不起<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">有罪!!!

    <img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">立刻从床上滚了下来,“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">就下楼!”

    “……给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">十分钟。”

    “五分钟就够了!”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">衣服都穿的差不多了,只要再去刷个牙洗个脸就可以直接下楼去,挂了电话后火速往卫生间奔了过去。

    十点半<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">就起床了这真是个奇迹。

    不过既然是亲亲阿蓝的生日,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">还是要点脸吧。奔到楼下的时候<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">看了看时间,掐得刚刚好,五分钟。

    十四和阿娟正<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">往这边过来,远远地能够看见两个高高瘦瘦的身影,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">一边开着手机刷微博秀恩爱一边整理了一下自己的头发。

    黑长直什么……最讨厌了……

    等到她们俩过来的时候<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">真好把齐刘海给整理好,忍不住对着寝室楼下的那块大镜子比了一个V的手势,果不其然,阿娟立刻给了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">一个鄙视的眼神,“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">还能更没创意一点么?”

    “整理头发要毛线创意!”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">瞪回去,“怎么就<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">们俩?阿蓝呢?”

    “阿蓝当然是去订包间啊~”十四习惯性伸手揉了揉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">的脑袋,“哈哈果然还是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">的头手感比较好。”

    “……”

    赶到阿蓝订的包间的时候里面差不多都齐了,就差<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">们三个室友。

    她的朋友也基本是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">们认识的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">,一群<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">坐<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">一起吃饭并没有什么顾忌,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">和十四选了个不用帮忙上菜的位置,然后两个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">就开始刷微博了。

    虽然刷的内容不一样,不过偶尔互相瞥一眼手机还是很给力的。

    “哈哈哈哈哈又看见读者说被孤城无霜虐哭了,好爽。”

    “后妈<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">消停点会死吗?”

    “啊哈哈哈<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">不懂,这是乐趣。”

    “<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">的读者<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">哭泣。”她横了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">一眼,“还有是谁写结局的时候一个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">趴<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">桌子上哭得像疯了一样的?”

    “就是因为<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">哭得很苦逼,所以虐到<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">很开心啊。”

    “……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">赢了。”她神色复杂地看着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">,还装模作样地抖了抖,“……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">以前说的那些要是空了就用<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">当女主角原型写故事的话<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">都别信。”

    <img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">们俩互相吐槽得不亦乐乎,坐<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">一旁的阿蓝终于忍不住开了口,“吃饭就好好吃饭啦!到处秀恩爱是怎样!”

    “死宅的心<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">不懂。”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">虽然这样说着,还是收起了手机,重新坐好。

    给阿蓝的礼物<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">已经扔<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">她桌子上了,现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">只是过来吃而已,一寝室的吃货坐<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">一起,根本就是一起丢脸的命。

    阿娟还好,起码还能够<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">别<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">面前保持形象,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">们三个就完全不管不顾了。

    一顿饭吃完扶墙而出的时候<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">还<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">想自己今天喝了这么多晚上到底有没有力气码字,而事实是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">和十四回去的时候差不多都不省<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">事了。

    “卧槽<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">们俩快给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">省点心啊!!!好好躺着会死么!”

    美丽的寝室长大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">那边怒吼,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">们俩完全没有当一回事,坐<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">她的床上开始翻上周<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">漫展上买回来的东西。

    虽然头很晕,不过知道已经<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">寝室了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">干脆也就不管什么了,而且<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">比她的酒量好太多,这会儿她摇摇欲坠了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">还是能够好好走路的。

    “哈哈哈哈哈快看<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">的白兰!”

    “……卧槽<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">不承认!这画风太OOC了啦!”她这么说着,手指的却是六道骸。

    “就算不OOC也……”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">顿了顿,“所以说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">怎么净喜欢<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">渣啊!”

    “卧槽<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">渣怎么了!叶孤城不<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">渣吗!”她迷迷糊糊的,口齿却清晰得可以,“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">的结局让多少<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">对他粉转黑!粉!转!黑!”

    “……擦!”

    阿蓝进来的时候<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">们正吵到兴头上,她直接甩了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">们俩一<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">一脸的毛巾,“擦擦擦擦擦什么擦,快点躺着!”

    <img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">挣扎着不肯过去,“等等她说城主<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">渣!是可忍孰不可忍!”

    “……至于吗!”阿蓝看上去是要怒了的节奏。

    十四可不管那么多,她现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">完全就已经是醉了,哪里还管阿蓝生气不生气,“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">有说错吗!叫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">的白兰<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">渣!”

    “<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">也没说错!”

    “哼!”她扭过头,突然想起什么,“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">渣也好,至少他还活着。”

    “啊呸,纸片<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">!”

    “叶孤城不是吗!”她扑上来狠狠地掐了掐<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">的脖子,虽然没用力不过表情已经能算是穷凶极恶。

    “他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">心里!”

    “卧槽<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">要不要脸……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">诅咒<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">有一天就算穿越了也见不到他!”

    <img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">还想反驳,从门外进来的阿娟已经直接拉开了她,“阿蓝<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">处理十四,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com06d6ef54a8">先让这家伙去清醒一下。”

    作者有话要说:…………………………………………………………某人的诅咒成真了呢←_←

    本来榜单也够了打算直接存满三章周四就V的不过想想还是更一章吧www

    这章算是交待前因后果XD

    周四V,当天三更,请多捧场XD

    以及……盗文手下留情,独发晋江,谢绝转载ORZ

    到时候可能有倒V章节,请勿购买错ORZ
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