正文 35亲吻
顾柏靠<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">床头,耐心为某<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">讲解双-龙真死不了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">，并且有些小零还就喜欢这样,祈乐呆呆的望着他,一脸的纯洁加无害：“……真的？”
顾柏不答，垂<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">身侧的手紧紧握拳,额上更是青筋爆跳,他沉默一阵,指着电脑：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">能先把这玩意关了吗？”
喜欢的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">就<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">身边，触手可及，而他们讨论的还是这么不纯洁的问题、面前放着的还是这么不纯洁的东西，他觉得他现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">能控制住自己不扑过去，就已经是极限了。
祈乐一怔,忽然想起他是真gay，便急忙关上视频，观察一下，试探的问：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">看这个有反应？”
顾柏微微挑眉，声音有些低：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">觉得呢？”
不知是错觉还是灯光的作用，祈乐总觉得这<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">的目光与平时不太一样，那眸子发沉，深邃中带着少许危险的意味，仿佛一不小心就会让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">陷进去，看着特别性感，甚至连空气都跟着变得有点暧昧，他不禁慢吞吞向旁边蹭，故作镇定：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">怎么知道。”
顾柏知道可能吓到他了，便极力调整好自己的情绪，淡淡的说：“怕什么，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">就算真想做，也不会找<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">。”
祈乐觉得有道理，沉默一下，忍不住问：“那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">想找谁？”
不容易，竟然能主动问一句……顾柏心情不错，盯着他看：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">不是像宁逍那样，是只要性不要爱的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">，懂吗？”
祈乐点头赞扬：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">比他好多了。”
“所以<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">还有什么可怕的，”顾柏继续盯着他，“放心吧，到目前为止，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">想要的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">只有小乐一个。”
祈乐微微一震，继而只觉菊花一紧，默默窝着，一语不发。
顾柏暗中打量，见他没有露出反感的情绪，便给他时间让他考虑，慢条斯理的起身：“早点睡吧，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">要是想看着玩，但又受不了这个，就看点正常向的。”
祈乐撇嘴，小声嘀咕：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">怎么知道哪是正常的……”
顾柏脚步一顿：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">下次看到不正常的就关掉或者直接删除不就行了？”
祈乐想了想，心虚的说：“不行，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">好奇心重……”
这倒是……顾柏扫一眼文件里的那串视频，觉得这样下去不是办法，万一把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">吓着或者教成变态该怎么办，他思考一阵：“要不<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">找<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">帮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">溜一遍，把不正常的挑出来放一边，等<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">接受能力足够强的时候再看？”他站<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">原地没动，心想<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">这么好的一个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">选摆<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">面前，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">还犹豫什么？
祈乐看着电脑，挣扎片刻，伸手握拳：“不，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">要自己溜，顺便看看他们到底能玩到什么程度。”
顾柏：“……”
顾柏想起一句话，好奇心害死猫，说的就是眼前的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">。
祈乐被双-龙震了一下，觉得今天差不多，便关上电脑，和他道一句晚安，准备睡觉，可就<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">这时手机忽然响了，他拿出看看，发现是陌生号码，诧异的按下接听键：“喂？哪位？”
“郑小远！是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">！”易航<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">那头大叫。
祈乐瞬间一抖，看看时间，估摸应该办完事了，迟疑的问：“……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">还好吧？菊花残了吗？”
易航继续叫：“没有！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">没事！”
“……”祈乐说，“不可能，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">这分明是受激过度的声音，到底怎么了？”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">说啊，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">拼命反抗，再反抗，顺便咬他几口，再反抗，再再反抗……”
“够了，中间过程全省，”祈乐满脸黑线的打断，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">直接说结果就成了谢谢！”
“哦，结果就是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">特别认真的面无表情的告诉他，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">不喜欢他。”
祈乐默默反应一秒钟：“……他没把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">拆了吗？”
“没有，”易航惊悚的说，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">说完他就出去了，据说是要找朋友问问，到现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">还没回来，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">说他去问啥了？”
“以<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">男<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">那思路……谁知道他会问什么，”祈乐抽抽嘴角，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">还<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">他家？没跑？”
“……没，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">觉得总逃跑不是办法，所以给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">打电话，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">有好主意吗？”
卧槽，老子怎么理解的了他的思维啊？！祈乐沉默半晌，拍板犀利的吩咐：“这样，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">继续保持气势，拿出勇气和他谈，不要退缩，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">会成功的。”
“……真的？”
“应该，”祈乐说，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">既然不想跑，现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">也只能这样了。”
“嘛……那好，如果<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">逃过一劫，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">请<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">吃饭！”
“行，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">加油，”祈乐鼓励，“记着重要的是气势，嗯……这样吧，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">挂了。”他收起手机，看着不知何时又出现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">门口的顾柏，便把事情简单叙述一遍：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">说陆炎彬去问什么？该怎么对待一个不喜欢自己的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">吗？”
顾柏沉吟一阵：“其实他的问题不重要，重要的是他那些朋友会给他出什么主意。”
祈乐：“……”
卧槽二圈，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">太真相了啊喂！
顾柏看着他呆呆的样子，简直恨不得扑过去揉两下，顺便再干点不纯洁的事，他极力控制自己，耐心的说：“睡吧。”
祈乐点头，伸手关灯，很快沉入梦乡。
那头易航挂了电话，信心满满的等着某<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">，直到午夜才见他回来，并且那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">手里还拎着一个黑色的塑料袋，他看的诧异，正要询问，却见那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">把以前买的一袋子套套拎过来了，他顿时吓得一抖，拼命缩到角落，肝颤的看着。
陆炎彬沉默一瞬，掏手机翻照片，扔过去：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">再露出这种表情，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">立刻上了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">。”
易航又抖了抖，急忙板起脸，面无表情看着他：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">想干什么？”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">问过朋友了，他们给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">几条选择，现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">选，”陆炎彬平静的说，“第一，就是直接上，爱情这种东西，多做做就出来了。”
“……”易航说，“没门！”
陆炎彬点头，从塑料袋里拿出一个小瓶子：“第二，下药上了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">，然后拉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">去注册结婚，回来继续下药，过几天<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">就从了。”
易航：“=口=”
陆炎彬盯着他：“怎么样？”
易航猛摇头：“不！下一个！”
“第三就是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">以前故意接近<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">，挪用公款将近200多万，欠债肉偿，”陆炎彬平静的望着他，“等<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">偿还完，差不多也就爱上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">了，或者<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">扔进监狱，等<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">什么时候想明白，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">再捞<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">出来。”
易航大脑一片空白，完全吓傻了，半晌后才哆哆嗦嗦的说：“之之之前的事和<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">没关好吗！凭毛让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">背黑锅？下……下一个……”
陆炎彬嗯了声，从袋子里拿出手铐、按摩器、胸-环、鞭子等诸多东西，摆<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">床上：“第四就是把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">虐成抖M，最好弄成斯德哥尔摩综合症，从此离不开<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">。”
易航泪流满面，简直想给他跪下，大哥，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">这是啥生物磁场啊？<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">吸引的都是一些神马朋友啊喂！太缺德了吧！
陆炎彬耐心的询问：“怎么样？”
“……不！”易航悲愤的叫，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">要是敢这么做，老子就去跳楼！下一个！”
“第五，”陆炎彬望着他，“就是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">追<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">，追到手再上。”
终于有一个正常的了有没有！易航感动死了，拼命点头：“就这个吧！”
“确定？”
“嗯！”易航再次点头，“打死都不换，就这个！”
“好吧，”陆炎彬把那堆东西收起，“那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">就不用说第六个了。”
易航眨眨眼，好奇的问：“第六条是啥？”
“先和<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">做朋友，一点点来，然后再追<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">。”
易航：“=口=！！！”
易航哭了，这不科学，怎么还有比之前更好的选项？！他犹犹豫豫蹭过去，想要换一个却又不敢开口。
陆炎彬拎起袋子，摸摸他的头：“睡吧，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">出去一下。”
易航诧异：“又去干什么？”
“后两个主意是酒吧服务生出的，不<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">们的预料之内，”陆炎彬说，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">再去把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">那些朋友叫出来，商量一下怎么追<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">。”
易航：“……”
“晚安，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">马上回，别到处乱跑。”陆炎彬捏起他的下巴，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">他唇上吻了吻，转身离开。
易航呆了几秒钟，猛地回神向外冲，可他到底晚了一步，等他追到客厅某<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">已经走了，他立刻冲过去挠门：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">不能问<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">朋友啊，谁知道他们又会出神马主意啊啊啊！”
祈乐美美的睡了一觉，第二天只觉神清气爽，伸着懒腰去浴室洗漱，然后喂猫，吃饭。
顾柏把粥盛好，放<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">桌上，感觉生活仿佛又回到了原来的轨迹，他们二<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">窝<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">这间公寓过着简单的日子，虽然平静，却足够快乐温馨。
祈乐也很喜欢这种感觉，颇为感慨：“希望今天没有神经病找上门，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">得专心复习，没空应付他们。”
顾柏想了想，提议：“那把手机关了，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">这周轮休不用工作，而<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">哥那里有<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">的号，如果真有事，他可以给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">打。”
祈乐一怔：“好主意。”他说着掏出电话关机，终于踏实了，美滋滋的吃饭，接着开始看书，除了偶尔被陌生的概念和公式逼的有点暴躁外，这一天过的可谓是风平浪静，甚至让他有种自己其实并没有穿越的错觉。他看看顾柏，那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">依然捧着一本书，虽然现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">的他对自己的态度比之前淡，也不怎么温和好说话，但毕竟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">一起生活了那么多年，所以即使再冷漠，只要他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">身边，仍让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">觉得安心和舒适。
顾柏察觉到他的目光，抬头：“怎么？”
祈乐回神：“没事，”他抱着书起身，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">去睡觉了。”
“嗯，晚安。”
“晚安。”祈乐最后看他一眼，回屋关门，觉得这样的日子实<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">不错，重点就<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">自己能不能接受。他看着电脑，抹了把脸，伸手握拳，继续看视频，这次他的运气比较好，连续看了两个都是正常向的，他耐着性子看完，发现他们翻来覆去也就这点东西，还没有自家大哥和哥夫的现场来的震撼，便换下一个，接着看到里面的小帅哥被吊起来，顿时瞪眼。
卧槽，这是神马，S-M吗？！
他呆呆的坐着，看到四分之一后实<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">受不了，感觉里面的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">太变态，便急忙关了，拍拍小心脏准备睡觉。他简单收拾好桌子，翻身向床上一躺，怔了怔，赫然发现这一整天都没有叶水川、易航、陆炎彬、宁逍、娃娃脸、热血医生等诸多<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">的出现和纠缠，瞬间就有种热泪盈眶的冲动。
尼玛穿越到现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">，他终于过了一回原来的正常生活了啊有没有！
他这么想着，忽然听到房门传来咔嚓的轻响，瞬间惊了，第一反应就是顾柏，第二反应就是他可能要找东西，但他等了等，却感觉那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">床边坐下，接着床头灯被打开，与此同时有一只手<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">摸自己的脸，他吓得简直不敢呼吸，第□应就是……卧槽，这小子难道要把他绑起来S-M吗？！
顾柏过了一天能看不能摸的日子，毫不意外的孤枕难眠了，他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">那边等了等，感觉小乐差不多睡着了，这才溜过来，其实他不知道某个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">看了两个片子外加四分之一的S-M，现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">才睡，他盯着他看一阵，摸摸他的脸。
祈乐内心波涛汹涌，心想这是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">梦游？不可能，这<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">没有梦游的爱好，那这是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">干嘛呢？他挣扎片刻，正准备睁眼问问，可这时只觉唇上一软，明显是有什么东西贴上来了。
他的大脑瞬间空白，这是……一个吻？！
顾柏亲亲他，关灯翻身上床，把他拉到怀里抱着，满足的睡觉。
祈乐吓傻了，完全不敢动，唯有的反应就是……卧槽，他收回刚才那句话，他穿越后这个世界就从没正常过啊啊啊！
作者有话要说：咳，感冒难受，码晚了……嘤
感谢zzzsyzxl、不着调的猪、陆长河、eunice、果果扔的地雷，抱住蹭~~
顾柏不答，垂<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">身侧的手紧紧握拳,额上更是青筋爆跳,他沉默一阵,指着电脑：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">能先把这玩意关了吗？”
喜欢的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">就<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">身边，触手可及，而他们讨论的还是这么不纯洁的问题、面前放着的还是这么不纯洁的东西，他觉得他现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">能控制住自己不扑过去，就已经是极限了。
祈乐一怔,忽然想起他是真gay，便急忙关上视频，观察一下，试探的问：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">看这个有反应？”
顾柏微微挑眉，声音有些低：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">觉得呢？”
不知是错觉还是灯光的作用，祈乐总觉得这<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">的目光与平时不太一样，那眸子发沉，深邃中带着少许危险的意味，仿佛一不小心就会让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">陷进去，看着特别性感，甚至连空气都跟着变得有点暧昧，他不禁慢吞吞向旁边蹭，故作镇定：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">怎么知道。”
顾柏知道可能吓到他了，便极力调整好自己的情绪，淡淡的说：“怕什么，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">就算真想做，也不会找<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">。”
祈乐觉得有道理，沉默一下，忍不住问：“那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">想找谁？”
不容易，竟然能主动问一句……顾柏心情不错，盯着他看：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">不是像宁逍那样，是只要性不要爱的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">，懂吗？”
祈乐点头赞扬：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">比他好多了。”
“所以<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">还有什么可怕的，”顾柏继续盯着他，“放心吧，到目前为止，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">想要的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">只有小乐一个。”
祈乐微微一震，继而只觉菊花一紧，默默窝着，一语不发。
顾柏暗中打量，见他没有露出反感的情绪，便给他时间让他考虑，慢条斯理的起身：“早点睡吧，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">要是想看着玩，但又受不了这个，就看点正常向的。”
祈乐撇嘴，小声嘀咕：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">怎么知道哪是正常的……”
顾柏脚步一顿：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">下次看到不正常的就关掉或者直接删除不就行了？”
祈乐想了想，心虚的说：“不行，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">好奇心重……”
这倒是……顾柏扫一眼文件里的那串视频，觉得这样下去不是办法，万一把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">吓着或者教成变态该怎么办，他思考一阵：“要不<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">找<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">帮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">溜一遍，把不正常的挑出来放一边，等<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">接受能力足够强的时候再看？”他站<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">原地没动，心想<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">这么好的一个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">选摆<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">面前，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">还犹豫什么？
祈乐看着电脑，挣扎片刻，伸手握拳：“不，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">要自己溜，顺便看看他们到底能玩到什么程度。”
顾柏：“……”
顾柏想起一句话，好奇心害死猫，说的就是眼前的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">。
祈乐被双-龙震了一下，觉得今天差不多，便关上电脑，和他道一句晚安，准备睡觉，可就<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">这时手机忽然响了，他拿出看看，发现是陌生号码，诧异的按下接听键：“喂？哪位？”
“郑小远！是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">！”易航<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">那头大叫。
祈乐瞬间一抖，看看时间，估摸应该办完事了，迟疑的问：“……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">还好吧？菊花残了吗？”
易航继续叫：“没有！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">没事！”
“……”祈乐说，“不可能，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">这分明是受激过度的声音，到底怎么了？”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">说啊，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">拼命反抗，再反抗，顺便咬他几口，再反抗，再再反抗……”
“够了，中间过程全省，”祈乐满脸黑线的打断，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">直接说结果就成了谢谢！”
“哦，结果就是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">特别认真的面无表情的告诉他，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">不喜欢他。”
祈乐默默反应一秒钟：“……他没把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">拆了吗？”
“没有，”易航惊悚的说，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">说完他就出去了，据说是要找朋友问问，到现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">还没回来，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">说他去问啥了？”
“以<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">男<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">那思路……谁知道他会问什么，”祈乐抽抽嘴角，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">还<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">他家？没跑？”
“……没，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">觉得总逃跑不是办法，所以给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">打电话，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">有好主意吗？”
卧槽，老子怎么理解的了他的思维啊？！祈乐沉默半晌，拍板犀利的吩咐：“这样，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">继续保持气势，拿出勇气和他谈，不要退缩，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">会成功的。”
“……真的？”
“应该，”祈乐说，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">既然不想跑，现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">也只能这样了。”
“嘛……那好，如果<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">逃过一劫，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">请<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">吃饭！”
“行，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">加油，”祈乐鼓励，“记着重要的是气势，嗯……这样吧，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">挂了。”他收起手机，看着不知何时又出现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">门口的顾柏，便把事情简单叙述一遍：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">说陆炎彬去问什么？该怎么对待一个不喜欢自己的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">吗？”
顾柏沉吟一阵：“其实他的问题不重要，重要的是他那些朋友会给他出什么主意。”
祈乐：“……”
卧槽二圈，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">太真相了啊喂！
顾柏看着他呆呆的样子，简直恨不得扑过去揉两下，顺便再干点不纯洁的事，他极力控制自己，耐心的说：“睡吧。”
祈乐点头，伸手关灯，很快沉入梦乡。
那头易航挂了电话，信心满满的等着某<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">，直到午夜才见他回来，并且那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">手里还拎着一个黑色的塑料袋，他看的诧异，正要询问，却见那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">把以前买的一袋子套套拎过来了，他顿时吓得一抖，拼命缩到角落，肝颤的看着。
陆炎彬沉默一瞬，掏手机翻照片，扔过去：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">再露出这种表情，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">立刻上了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">。”
易航又抖了抖，急忙板起脸，面无表情看着他：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">想干什么？”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">问过朋友了，他们给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">几条选择，现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">选，”陆炎彬平静的说，“第一，就是直接上，爱情这种东西，多做做就出来了。”
“……”易航说，“没门！”
陆炎彬点头，从塑料袋里拿出一个小瓶子：“第二，下药上了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">，然后拉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">去注册结婚，回来继续下药，过几天<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">就从了。”
易航：“=口=”
陆炎彬盯着他：“怎么样？”
易航猛摇头：“不！下一个！”
“第三就是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">以前故意接近<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">，挪用公款将近200多万，欠债肉偿，”陆炎彬平静的望着他，“等<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">偿还完，差不多也就爱上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">了，或者<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">扔进监狱，等<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">什么时候想明白，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">再捞<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">出来。”
易航大脑一片空白，完全吓傻了，半晌后才哆哆嗦嗦的说：“之之之前的事和<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">没关好吗！凭毛让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">背黑锅？下……下一个……”
陆炎彬嗯了声，从袋子里拿出手铐、按摩器、胸-环、鞭子等诸多东西，摆<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">床上：“第四就是把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">虐成抖M，最好弄成斯德哥尔摩综合症，从此离不开<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">。”
易航泪流满面，简直想给他跪下，大哥，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">这是啥生物磁场啊？<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">吸引的都是一些神马朋友啊喂！太缺德了吧！
陆炎彬耐心的询问：“怎么样？”
“……不！”易航悲愤的叫，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">要是敢这么做，老子就去跳楼！下一个！”
“第五，”陆炎彬望着他，“就是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">追<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">，追到手再上。”
终于有一个正常的了有没有！易航感动死了，拼命点头：“就这个吧！”
“确定？”
“嗯！”易航再次点头，“打死都不换，就这个！”
“好吧，”陆炎彬把那堆东西收起，“那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">就不用说第六个了。”
易航眨眨眼，好奇的问：“第六条是啥？”
“先和<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">做朋友，一点点来，然后再追<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">。”
易航：“=口=！！！”
易航哭了，这不科学，怎么还有比之前更好的选项？！他犹犹豫豫蹭过去，想要换一个却又不敢开口。
陆炎彬拎起袋子，摸摸他的头：“睡吧，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">出去一下。”
易航诧异：“又去干什么？”
“后两个主意是酒吧服务生出的，不<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">们的预料之内，”陆炎彬说，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">再去把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">那些朋友叫出来，商量一下怎么追<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">。”
易航：“……”
“晚安，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">马上回，别到处乱跑。”陆炎彬捏起他的下巴，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">他唇上吻了吻，转身离开。
易航呆了几秒钟，猛地回神向外冲，可他到底晚了一步，等他追到客厅某<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">已经走了，他立刻冲过去挠门：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">不能问<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">朋友啊，谁知道他们又会出神马主意啊啊啊！”
祈乐美美的睡了一觉，第二天只觉神清气爽，伸着懒腰去浴室洗漱，然后喂猫，吃饭。
顾柏把粥盛好，放<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">桌上，感觉生活仿佛又回到了原来的轨迹，他们二<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">窝<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">这间公寓过着简单的日子，虽然平静，却足够快乐温馨。
祈乐也很喜欢这种感觉，颇为感慨：“希望今天没有神经病找上门，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">得专心复习，没空应付他们。”
顾柏想了想，提议：“那把手机关了，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">这周轮休不用工作，而<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">哥那里有<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">的号，如果真有事，他可以给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">打。”
祈乐一怔：“好主意。”他说着掏出电话关机，终于踏实了，美滋滋的吃饭，接着开始看书，除了偶尔被陌生的概念和公式逼的有点暴躁外，这一天过的可谓是风平浪静，甚至让他有种自己其实并没有穿越的错觉。他看看顾柏，那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">依然捧着一本书，虽然现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">的他对自己的态度比之前淡，也不怎么温和好说话，但毕竟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">一起生活了那么多年，所以即使再冷漠，只要他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">身边，仍让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">觉得安心和舒适。
顾柏察觉到他的目光，抬头：“怎么？”
祈乐回神：“没事，”他抱着书起身，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">去睡觉了。”
“嗯，晚安。”
“晚安。”祈乐最后看他一眼，回屋关门，觉得这样的日子实<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">不错，重点就<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">自己能不能接受。他看着电脑，抹了把脸，伸手握拳，继续看视频，这次他的运气比较好，连续看了两个都是正常向的，他耐着性子看完，发现他们翻来覆去也就这点东西，还没有自家大哥和哥夫的现场来的震撼，便换下一个，接着看到里面的小帅哥被吊起来，顿时瞪眼。
卧槽，这是神马，S-M吗？！
他呆呆的坐着，看到四分之一后实<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">受不了，感觉里面的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">太变态，便急忙关了，拍拍小心脏准备睡觉。他简单收拾好桌子，翻身向床上一躺，怔了怔，赫然发现这一整天都没有叶水川、易航、陆炎彬、宁逍、娃娃脸、热血医生等诸多<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">的出现和纠缠，瞬间就有种热泪盈眶的冲动。
尼玛穿越到现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">，他终于过了一回原来的正常生活了啊有没有！
他这么想着，忽然听到房门传来咔嚓的轻响，瞬间惊了，第一反应就是顾柏，第二反应就是他可能要找东西，但他等了等，却感觉那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">床边坐下，接着床头灯被打开，与此同时有一只手<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">摸自己的脸，他吓得简直不敢呼吸，第□应就是……卧槽，这小子难道要把他绑起来S-M吗？！
顾柏过了一天能看不能摸的日子，毫不意外的孤枕难眠了，他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">那边等了等，感觉小乐差不多睡着了，这才溜过来，其实他不知道某个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">看了两个片子外加四分之一的S-M，现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">才睡，他盯着他看一阵，摸摸他的脸。
祈乐内心波涛汹涌，心想这是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">梦游？不可能，这<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">没有梦游的爱好，那这是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com0416aec2f8">干嘛呢？他挣扎片刻，正准备睁眼问问，可这时只觉唇上一软，明显是有什么东西贴上来了。
他的大脑瞬间空白，这是……一个吻？！
顾柏亲亲他，关灯翻身上床，把他拉到怀里抱着，满足的睡觉。
祈乐吓傻了，完全不敢动，唯有的反应就是……卧槽，他收回刚才那句话，他穿越后这个世界就从没正常过啊啊啊！
作者有话要说：咳，感冒难受，码晚了……嘤
感谢zzzsyzxl、不着调的猪、陆长河、eunice、果果扔的地雷，抱住蹭~~