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一道惊雷炸上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的天灵盖,瞬间雷得<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">外焦里嫩。怎么说，刺激来得太突然,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">还没有心里准备，赶脚自己出现得太过突兀。
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">短短五秒中的时间，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">想过了无数种借口想要遁走，连尿遁都没放过,只是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">家妈妈热心,三步一个上前将<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">抱了个结实。
“哎哟~这是谁家的姑娘啊，长得真是干净……”
干净？听惯了平常的一些赞美词，倒是第一次有<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">形容<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">长得干净的。好吧,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">是满干净的,昨天刚洗了个澡。
为了展现一下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">良好的教养,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">还是扯起了嘴角，露出了八颗璀璨的白牙，笑嘻嘻又不乏狗腿道：“总裁夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">好，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">是余双双……”
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">家也乐呵呵比<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">更狗腿道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">就是余双双小姐阿！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">好<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">好，哎呀，二十多年了，儿子终究是带一个姑娘家回来了，老<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">家<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的孙子总算有着落了……”
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">暗地里晃了晃已经被她摇酸的手，嘴角抽个不停：是怎么滴情况？！燕笙她正牌女友就<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">旁边，就算她要孙子，那孕妈妈也不是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">阿？！
脑子里又想起电视剧里的恶俗情节。一对男女结婚后，男方要孩子，女方又不愿受怀孕期的苦，两<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">协商后通常会找一个代孕妈妈，难道他们想……
抬头看了看燕笙妈妈那张谄媚的笑颜，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">不禁毛骨悚然。
“诶哟，虽然看上去小胳膊小腿的，将来养胖点还是好生养的，屁股也挺翘的，将来说不定能生个儿子。不错，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">儿子眼光不错……”
她这句话一说，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">越发的毛骨悚然：不是吧，真成了他们代孕的对象了！所谓伸手不打笑脸<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">深谙此间的道理，求救的眼睛连忙看向一旁的燕笙。
他一手抱胸，侧着身靠着沙发，嘴角一边微微翘起，这种二痞子额造型却也能被他做出一派恬淡惬意的模样来。接受到<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的视线，他只是把另一边不翘的嘴角也勾了起来，身体却没有拿出实际行动来，他这样子，摆明了是不想管事。
好吧，无群众力量，咱只能自力更生。
“总裁夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">啊……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">刚才也说了，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">长得比较瘦弱，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">知道为什么吗？因为<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">是直肠子，嘴里刚吃进去，后面就排出来了。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">这种<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">身体机能很差的，肚子里存不了多少货的，这种事您还是找别<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">吧。燕总他卖相好，随便出去一吼，想做这事的女<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的队伍从这里都可以排到市中心了，您放过<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">吧……”
燕笙他妈被<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">说得一愣愣的，良久才反映过来，掩着嘴笑得越发的花枝乱颤：“哎哟……直肠子好啊，说话也直，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">和他爸就是喜欢爽快的姑娘，那种扭扭捏捏的莺莺燕燕<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">看着也难受。双双啊，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">那吃进去就排出来不是肠子直的关系，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">看应该是肠胃不太好，不容易消化，改天叫小笙陪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">去医院看看。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">瘦点也没关系，当年<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">和孩子他爸谈恋爱的时候，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">比<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">还像排骨，这不现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">不是挺好的嘛……”说完，她还煞有其事地两手掐上自己的肚子，硬是要挤出三层肉给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">看。
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">大腿一软，头一晕，差点栽倒<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">沙发上：今天一连受了两场刺激，大脑负荷有点重了。
这厢，燕笙的妈还<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">喋喋不休，竟隐隐有泪崩之势，拉着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">一把鼻涕一把泪道：“唉，他从国外读完硕士后，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">和他爸一直以为他会带着一个洋妞回来，可谁知道他这么多年连场恋爱都没谈过。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">和他爸急哟，都快奔三的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">了，对象都还没着落，住<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">咱家隔壁的李总的儿子，比小笙还小上一岁，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">家的小孩都已经穿着开裆裤满地乱爬了，再看看咱小笙，每年还是要过光棍节，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">能不急吗？现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">这个世道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">也懂，男<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">外头乱逛比女<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">还危险，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">看<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">们小笙这样的，唉，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">懂的……曾经<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">也给他安排了几场相亲可都被他推了，赵家的那个闺女<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">和他爸都看过，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">是不错，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">们也满意，只是小笙他不喜欢。为<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">父母凡是都要为孩子考虑，他不喜欢<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">们总不能硬逼着他要吧。只是这么多年下来了，他还是那个死样子，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">和他爸还以为他……不过现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">好了，看到<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">也放心了……”
他妈“霹雳啪啦”说了一大通，感情绝对是饱满真挚催<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">泪下，看看<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">面前叠得跟小山似的纸巾就知道了。她嘴里说的那个赵家的闺女，若<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">没记错，应该是上一次<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">H市的酒宴上见到的那一位，好像叫什么莹莹。
若再问<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">对她的第一印象，绝对一个“赞”字形容，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">长得漂亮又有气质，和燕笙站<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">一起绝对是天造地设的一对。这样的美女燕笙都下得了手拒绝，难怪他爸妈要以为他是XXX了……
燕笙妈的这些话，也印证了一个事实：身高不是距离，年龄不是差距，世间腐女满天下。转身看看燕笙那张可攻可受的脸，他妈的担忧确实是有必要的。
他妈这一通吐槽下来，燕笙终究是淡定不下去了，直接一句话丢了过来：“妈，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">放心，这块肉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">既然叼<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">嘴里了，就一定会把它吃下去的……”
相比较之前的话，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">觉得燕笙这句更让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">恐怖，尤其是对上他那一双绿莹莹的眸子，感觉自己就要被他给生吞活剥了去。
“娜娜这几天也没少说关于<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的事，说小笙最近好像对一个女孩子特别的照顾，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">一直巴望着想来看看，这不他这一场病<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">刚好对他爸有了来A城的借口，原本想让娜娜找个机会约<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">出来偷偷见个面的，现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">倒是不用了。”说完，她便转过身，朝着燕笙挤眉弄眼道：“妈的要求不高，只要是女的就行……”
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">一口鲜血一喷三尺高：谁说豪门难嫁的，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">觉得燕笙家的门槛就很低，瞅瞅<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">家的择媳标准，多<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">性化！
厨房里传出Tina的娇笑：“姑妈啊，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">悠着点，别把表弟的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">给吓跑了，到时<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">哭也没用。”
“姑……姑妈？！”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">狐疑的目光对上一旁的燕笙：是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">叫谁姑妈？
“好好好，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">悠着点……”燕笙他妈很合时宜地开口说话了，一手还不停地婆娑着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的手背，一双星星眼直看着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">：“不好意思，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">太激动了，余小姐<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">别介意啊……”
纳尼！！！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">又受刺激了！！！
Tina姐叫燕笙的妈叫姑妈，那他们俩岂不就是……
又是一道天雷砸上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的脑门：陈圆圆，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">丫的诅咒应验了！燕笙和Tina这一对“有情<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">”果然有血缘上的牵绊。
燕笙的妈妈好像看出了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的疑问，解释道：“娜娜是小笙他舅舅的女儿，也只比小笙大那么四天，也正是如此，小笙从不叫她一声‘姐’，这孩子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">瞧瞧，是不是很别扭……”
燕笙的脸顿时染上了一层红晕：“妈~”
“看看，害羞了……”
确实别扭，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">都不止一次的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">背地里说他是别扭的傲娇受了……
既然是表姐弟关系，凡事都能说通了，也无怪乎他们两<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的关系总能让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">感到比旁<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">亲近，燕笙甚至能当着外<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的面能肆无忌惮地和Tina开玩笑。不知为何，知道他们这一层关系后，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">竟然有一种如释重负的感觉……
Tina端着两盘菜从厨房里走了出来：“姑妈，饭菜做好了可以吃了。双双，今天<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">可一定要留下来尝尝<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的手艺啊！”
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">还没来得及应话，燕笙的妈就接口了：“尝尝！必须得留下来尝尝！”然后一张笑脸对上了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">，语气带着一丝诱哄，又带着一丝撒娇：“留下来好不好~~好不好吗？”
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">抽了抽嘴角看了一眼燕笙，见他点了点头<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">才无奈道：“好~”
Tina用手肘碰了一下燕笙：“该<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">表现的机会来啦，走，跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">去厨房端菜，表弟~”她那“表弟”二字，托音托得委实的销魂。
燕笙不理不睬，直接一屁股<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">身旁坐下：“不去，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">生病，体虚。”
燕笙他妈眼角弯弯地看了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">们两<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">一眼：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">去，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">去端菜，让他们聊着……”
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">向燕笙那边不着痕迹地挪了挪，见Tina她们进了厨房又不着痕迹地向他那处挪了挪。食指微微戳了戳他：“燕总，总裁夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">来了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">怎么也不打个电话跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">‘吱’一声。”
他凑了过来，倾身道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">如果‘吱’了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">还会来吗？”
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">斩钉截铁道：“不会！”
他轻飘飘地来了一句：“那不就行了……”
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">悲愤……
无意中眼锋扫到厨房门口，正看到Tina和燕笙他妈，两个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的头刚好挨<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">一处，一上一下叠着，笑眯眯地望着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">们这一处，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">连忙将屁股从燕笙身边挪开了一点。
见<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">发现了她们，两<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">嬉笑着向<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">摆了摆手：“哎呀，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">们继续，不用<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">意<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">们，当<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">们是空气，空气就好~”
……
Tina的手艺自是不必说，总之其<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">，上得厅堂，下得厨房，当然私心里还是觉得比<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">差一点╰(￣▽￣)╮。（水妈：又自恋了……）
中途到还有个小插曲。无非就是燕笙突然舀了一碗鸡汤放到了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的面前。
“喝<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的鸡汤，瘦成这样，是要补补了。”
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">猛然想到之前是他一直<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">电话里吵着要喝鸡汤的，便将汤碗往他那里推去，道：“不，是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的鸡汤……”
桌上响起Tina剧烈的咳嗽声。燕笙他妈干脆将那一大锅的鸡汤直接推到了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">们面前：“是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">们的鸡汤……”
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">：─.─|||
晚饭过后，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的打算本来是稍稍陪他们寒暄几句，然后直接回家。奈何计划永远赶不上变化，燕笙的妈就跟打了鸡血一样兴奋。晚饭过后死命地拉着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">们陪她斗地主。原本说好就玩一圈的，结果玩了n圈，n大于等于多少，请原谅<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">，因为<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">已经记不清了，只记得当时开局的时候天还没有黑，直至月亮中升，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">们这里竟还没消停的意思。
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">想着反正明天是周六，不用急着去上班，而且那一班公交车是二十四小时的，也不必着急。这一不着急，便不知不觉到了九点。
燕笙他妈一拍脑袋：“哎呀，玩得真是太高兴了，竟然忘记时间了。天都这么晚了，双双<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">一个女孩子家回家也怪不安全的，小笙也正病着，要不这样吧，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">今晚就住下来吧，反正这屋子房间多。”
一旁的Tina也跟着接口道：“是啊是啊！凡是姑妈讲得话都是对的！凡是姑妈的话<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">们都要贯彻实施！”
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">大囧：传说中的“两个凡是”方针吗？
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">自是不想麻烦<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">家的，坚持着想要回家，燕笙他妈不允，直接将<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">沙发上的包抢了过去：“不行！太晚了，现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">世道不安全，放<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">回去<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">不放心，现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">看<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">没了钱怎么回去！”随后她看向燕笙：“小笙，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">说，妈说得对不对！”
他微微地叹了一口气：“对……”随后看向<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">：“住下来吧。”
他就对<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">说了这么四个字，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">竟然动摇了，竟不知不觉应了下来！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的脑子，果然是进水了……
其实<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">觉得睡觉不是问题，真正的问题是当<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">决定留宿的时候，衣服没带才是个问题。洗澡的时候，燕笙他妈直接丢给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">一件T恤衫，看样子好像是男士的。
“双啊，这件T恤是小笙的，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">先穿着当睡衣，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的脏衣服<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">放洗衣机里洗了，到时烘干，晚上晒一晒，早上就能穿了。”
隐隐约约，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">似乎还听到Tina的声音：“姑妈啊，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">有睡衣啊，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">干嘛拿表弟不拿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的。”
“这<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">就不懂了吧，男<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的荷尔蒙能吸引住女<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">啊，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">想帮小笙锁住双双啊。”
……
迫于没衣服穿，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">只能穿燕笙那件T恤。幸好他那件T恤很宽大，刚好遮到了大腿。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">镜子前照了好几遍，等确定不会春光尽露<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">才自信地走了出去。
刚从浴室出来，正好与从厨房倒水出来的燕笙撞了个正着……
（未完待续……）
作者有话要说：嗷呜，失踪的人回来了！！！激动否！！
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">短短五秒中的时间，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">想过了无数种借口想要遁走，连尿遁都没放过,只是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">家妈妈热心,三步一个上前将<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">抱了个结实。
“哎哟~这是谁家的姑娘啊，长得真是干净……”
干净？听惯了平常的一些赞美词，倒是第一次有<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">形容<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">长得干净的。好吧,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">是满干净的,昨天刚洗了个澡。
为了展现一下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">良好的教养,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">还是扯起了嘴角，露出了八颗璀璨的白牙，笑嘻嘻又不乏狗腿道：“总裁夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">好，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">是余双双……”
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">家也乐呵呵比<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">更狗腿道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">就是余双双小姐阿！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">好<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">好，哎呀，二十多年了，儿子终究是带一个姑娘家回来了，老<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">家<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的孙子总算有着落了……”
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">暗地里晃了晃已经被她摇酸的手，嘴角抽个不停：是怎么滴情况？！燕笙她正牌女友就<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">旁边，就算她要孙子，那孕妈妈也不是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">阿？！
脑子里又想起电视剧里的恶俗情节。一对男女结婚后，男方要孩子，女方又不愿受怀孕期的苦，两<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">协商后通常会找一个代孕妈妈，难道他们想……
抬头看了看燕笙妈妈那张谄媚的笑颜，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">不禁毛骨悚然。
“诶哟，虽然看上去小胳膊小腿的，将来养胖点还是好生养的，屁股也挺翘的，将来说不定能生个儿子。不错，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">儿子眼光不错……”
她这句话一说，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">越发的毛骨悚然：不是吧，真成了他们代孕的对象了！所谓伸手不打笑脸<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">深谙此间的道理，求救的眼睛连忙看向一旁的燕笙。
他一手抱胸，侧着身靠着沙发，嘴角一边微微翘起，这种二痞子额造型却也能被他做出一派恬淡惬意的模样来。接受到<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的视线，他只是把另一边不翘的嘴角也勾了起来，身体却没有拿出实际行动来，他这样子，摆明了是不想管事。
好吧，无群众力量，咱只能自力更生。
“总裁夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">啊……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">刚才也说了，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">长得比较瘦弱，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">知道为什么吗？因为<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">是直肠子，嘴里刚吃进去，后面就排出来了。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">这种<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">身体机能很差的，肚子里存不了多少货的，这种事您还是找别<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">吧。燕总他卖相好，随便出去一吼，想做这事的女<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的队伍从这里都可以排到市中心了，您放过<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">吧……”
燕笙他妈被<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">说得一愣愣的，良久才反映过来，掩着嘴笑得越发的花枝乱颤：“哎哟……直肠子好啊，说话也直，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">和他爸就是喜欢爽快的姑娘，那种扭扭捏捏的莺莺燕燕<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">看着也难受。双双啊，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">那吃进去就排出来不是肠子直的关系，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">看应该是肠胃不太好，不容易消化，改天叫小笙陪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">去医院看看。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">瘦点也没关系，当年<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">和孩子他爸谈恋爱的时候，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">比<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">还像排骨，这不现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">不是挺好的嘛……”说完，她还煞有其事地两手掐上自己的肚子，硬是要挤出三层肉给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">看。
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">大腿一软，头一晕，差点栽倒<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">沙发上：今天一连受了两场刺激，大脑负荷有点重了。
这厢，燕笙的妈还<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">喋喋不休，竟隐隐有泪崩之势，拉着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">一把鼻涕一把泪道：“唉，他从国外读完硕士后，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">和他爸一直以为他会带着一个洋妞回来，可谁知道他这么多年连场恋爱都没谈过。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">和他爸急哟，都快奔三的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">了，对象都还没着落，住<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">咱家隔壁的李总的儿子，比小笙还小上一岁，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">家的小孩都已经穿着开裆裤满地乱爬了，再看看咱小笙，每年还是要过光棍节，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">能不急吗？现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">这个世道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">也懂，男<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">外头乱逛比女<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">还危险，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">看<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">们小笙这样的，唉，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">懂的……曾经<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">也给他安排了几场相亲可都被他推了，赵家的那个闺女<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">和他爸都看过，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">是不错，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">们也满意，只是小笙他不喜欢。为<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">父母凡是都要为孩子考虑，他不喜欢<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">们总不能硬逼着他要吧。只是这么多年下来了，他还是那个死样子，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">和他爸还以为他……不过现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">好了，看到<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">也放心了……”
他妈“霹雳啪啦”说了一大通，感情绝对是饱满真挚催<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">泪下，看看<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">面前叠得跟小山似的纸巾就知道了。她嘴里说的那个赵家的闺女，若<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">没记错，应该是上一次<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">H市的酒宴上见到的那一位，好像叫什么莹莹。
若再问<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">对她的第一印象，绝对一个“赞”字形容，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">长得漂亮又有气质，和燕笙站<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">一起绝对是天造地设的一对。这样的美女燕笙都下得了手拒绝，难怪他爸妈要以为他是XXX了……
燕笙妈的这些话，也印证了一个事实：身高不是距离，年龄不是差距，世间腐女满天下。转身看看燕笙那张可攻可受的脸，他妈的担忧确实是有必要的。
他妈这一通吐槽下来，燕笙终究是淡定不下去了，直接一句话丢了过来：“妈，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">放心，这块肉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">既然叼<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">嘴里了，就一定会把它吃下去的……”
相比较之前的话，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">觉得燕笙这句更让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">恐怖，尤其是对上他那一双绿莹莹的眸子，感觉自己就要被他给生吞活剥了去。
“娜娜这几天也没少说关于<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的事，说小笙最近好像对一个女孩子特别的照顾，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">一直巴望着想来看看，这不他这一场病<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">刚好对他爸有了来A城的借口，原本想让娜娜找个机会约<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">出来偷偷见个面的，现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">倒是不用了。”说完，她便转过身，朝着燕笙挤眉弄眼道：“妈的要求不高，只要是女的就行……”
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">一口鲜血一喷三尺高：谁说豪门难嫁的，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">觉得燕笙家的门槛就很低，瞅瞅<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">家的择媳标准，多<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">性化！
厨房里传出Tina的娇笑：“姑妈啊，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">悠着点，别把表弟的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">给吓跑了，到时<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">哭也没用。”
“姑……姑妈？！”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">狐疑的目光对上一旁的燕笙：是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">叫谁姑妈？
“好好好，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">悠着点……”燕笙他妈很合时宜地开口说话了，一手还不停地婆娑着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的手背，一双星星眼直看着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">：“不好意思，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">太激动了，余小姐<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">别介意啊……”
纳尼！！！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">又受刺激了！！！
Tina姐叫燕笙的妈叫姑妈，那他们俩岂不就是……
又是一道天雷砸上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的脑门：陈圆圆，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">丫的诅咒应验了！燕笙和Tina这一对“有情<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">”果然有血缘上的牵绊。
燕笙的妈妈好像看出了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的疑问，解释道：“娜娜是小笙他舅舅的女儿，也只比小笙大那么四天，也正是如此，小笙从不叫她一声‘姐’，这孩子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">瞧瞧，是不是很别扭……”
燕笙的脸顿时染上了一层红晕：“妈~”
“看看，害羞了……”
确实别扭，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">都不止一次的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">背地里说他是别扭的傲娇受了……
既然是表姐弟关系，凡事都能说通了，也无怪乎他们两<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的关系总能让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">感到比旁<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">亲近，燕笙甚至能当着外<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的面能肆无忌惮地和Tina开玩笑。不知为何，知道他们这一层关系后，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">竟然有一种如释重负的感觉……
Tina端着两盘菜从厨房里走了出来：“姑妈，饭菜做好了可以吃了。双双，今天<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">可一定要留下来尝尝<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的手艺啊！”
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">还没来得及应话，燕笙的妈就接口了：“尝尝！必须得留下来尝尝！”然后一张笑脸对上了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">，语气带着一丝诱哄，又带着一丝撒娇：“留下来好不好~~好不好吗？”
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">抽了抽嘴角看了一眼燕笙，见他点了点头<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">才无奈道：“好~”
Tina用手肘碰了一下燕笙：“该<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">表现的机会来啦，走，跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">去厨房端菜，表弟~”她那“表弟”二字，托音托得委实的销魂。
燕笙不理不睬，直接一屁股<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">身旁坐下：“不去，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">生病，体虚。”
燕笙他妈眼角弯弯地看了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">们两<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">一眼：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">去，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">去端菜，让他们聊着……”
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">向燕笙那边不着痕迹地挪了挪，见Tina她们进了厨房又不着痕迹地向他那处挪了挪。食指微微戳了戳他：“燕总，总裁夫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">来了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">怎么也不打个电话跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">‘吱’一声。”
他凑了过来，倾身道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">如果‘吱’了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">还会来吗？”
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">斩钉截铁道：“不会！”
他轻飘飘地来了一句：“那不就行了……”
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">悲愤……
无意中眼锋扫到厨房门口，正看到Tina和燕笙他妈，两个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的头刚好挨<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">一处，一上一下叠着，笑眯眯地望着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">们这一处，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">连忙将屁股从燕笙身边挪开了一点。
见<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">发现了她们，两<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">嬉笑着向<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">摆了摆手：“哎呀，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">们继续，不用<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">意<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">们，当<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">们是空气，空气就好~”
……
Tina的手艺自是不必说，总之其<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">，上得厅堂，下得厨房，当然私心里还是觉得比<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">差一点╰(￣▽￣)╮。（水妈：又自恋了……）
中途到还有个小插曲。无非就是燕笙突然舀了一碗鸡汤放到了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的面前。
“喝<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的鸡汤，瘦成这样，是要补补了。”
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">猛然想到之前是他一直<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">电话里吵着要喝鸡汤的，便将汤碗往他那里推去，道：“不，是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的鸡汤……”
桌上响起Tina剧烈的咳嗽声。燕笙他妈干脆将那一大锅的鸡汤直接推到了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">们面前：“是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">们的鸡汤……”
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">：─.─|||
晚饭过后，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的打算本来是稍稍陪他们寒暄几句，然后直接回家。奈何计划永远赶不上变化，燕笙的妈就跟打了鸡血一样兴奋。晚饭过后死命地拉着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">们陪她斗地主。原本说好就玩一圈的，结果玩了n圈，n大于等于多少，请原谅<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">，因为<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">已经记不清了，只记得当时开局的时候天还没有黑，直至月亮中升，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">们这里竟还没消停的意思。
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">想着反正明天是周六，不用急着去上班，而且那一班公交车是二十四小时的，也不必着急。这一不着急，便不知不觉到了九点。
燕笙他妈一拍脑袋：“哎呀，玩得真是太高兴了，竟然忘记时间了。天都这么晚了，双双<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">一个女孩子家回家也怪不安全的，小笙也正病着，要不这样吧，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">今晚就住下来吧，反正这屋子房间多。”
一旁的Tina也跟着接口道：“是啊是啊！凡是姑妈讲得话都是对的！凡是姑妈的话<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">们都要贯彻实施！”
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">大囧：传说中的“两个凡是”方针吗？
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">自是不想麻烦<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">家的，坚持着想要回家，燕笙他妈不允，直接将<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">沙发上的包抢了过去：“不行！太晚了，现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">世道不安全，放<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">回去<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">不放心，现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">看<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">没了钱怎么回去！”随后她看向燕笙：“小笙，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">说，妈说得对不对！”
他微微地叹了一口气：“对……”随后看向<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">：“住下来吧。”
他就对<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">说了这么四个字，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">竟然动摇了，竟不知不觉应了下来！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的脑子，果然是进水了……
其实<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">觉得睡觉不是问题，真正的问题是当<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">决定留宿的时候，衣服没带才是个问题。洗澡的时候，燕笙他妈直接丢给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">一件T恤衫，看样子好像是男士的。
“双啊，这件T恤是小笙的，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">先穿着当睡衣，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的脏衣服<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">放洗衣机里洗了，到时烘干，晚上晒一晒，早上就能穿了。”
隐隐约约，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">似乎还听到Tina的声音：“姑妈啊，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">有睡衣啊，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">干嘛拿表弟不拿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的。”
“这<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">就不懂了吧，男<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">的荷尔蒙能吸引住女<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">啊，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">想帮小笙锁住双双啊。”
……
迫于没衣服穿，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">只能穿燕笙那件T恤。幸好他那件T恤很宽大，刚好遮到了大腿。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">镜子前照了好几遍，等确定不会春光尽露<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comc5b092a653">才自信地走了出去。
刚从浴室出来，正好与从厨房倒水出来的燕笙撞了个正着……
（未完待续……）
作者有话要说：嗷呜，失踪的人回来了！！！激动否！！