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舆论效应,徒弟不在<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">时候简直就是白瞎了，而且外面人说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">话经常会被这徒弟给忽略了,那么最好<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">舆论制造者就是帮会里<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">人了。
帮众们平时一直叫约战城门口嫂子,也就是所谓<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">贱嫂，不过也都是些七分玩笑三分真<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">话,所以当穆君然乘着约战城门口不在,把那些唯恐天下不乱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">人叫到YY商量事情时,大家<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">反应各有不同。
一种是以凌波微步为首<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">首批加入反战<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">帮众，他们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">态度是：<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">怎么才想起来这茬？
另一种则是：咦帮主<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">喜欢徒弟啊~！？好神奇！
还有一种更奇葩——纳尼！？约战不是帮主夫人？
不是夫人，胜似夫人。
“所以，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">意思<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">们明白了？”YY里，穆君然<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">语气颇有些无力。
【帮会】【凌波微步】说：哈哈哈哈哈哈
【帮会】【展云】说：哈哈哈哈哈
【帮会】【策梦】说：哈哈哈哈哈！
【帮会】【要冰心】说：代表<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">们家族哈哈哈哈哈哈
......
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">们这帮人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">擦,狗嘴里吐不出象牙。”
【帮会】【么么哒】说：#害羞#害羞，帮主<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">傻了啊，大家都叫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">们恶狗诶，有象牙<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">先吐给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">们看看。
【帮会】【凌波微步】说：噗！
【帮会】【不云裳】说：为什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">们帮会总是有一些神吐槽<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">人，什么气场ORZ
【帮会】【于紫霞】说：神吐槽+1
【帮会】【于太虚】说：神吐槽+2
【帮会】【万花齐开】说：咳咳，跟风，神吐槽+3
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">说这万花齐开是二逼吧，这种挂羊头卖狗肉、顶着心理辅导老师<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">名号到处招摇撞骗危害学生<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">人，没被学生家长集体上告到辞职，真是不容易。
穆君然看他们各种吐槽搞笑，觉得很无奈。
早就知道不能把喜欢徒弟这件事情让告诉那群二逼，虽然他只是很含蓄地问了一句徒弟变成情缘有没有可能，但是帮里那些人一下子就嗅到了八卦<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">味道，根本不用猜测就知道这贱人帮主目<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">何在，大概只有约战一个人不知道樱花公主在想什么。
讨论了一阵，还是凌波微步最后靠谱了一把。
【帮会】【凌波微步】说：帮主，今天时候不早，可否容<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">等下线休息，明日再议？
【帮会】【樱花公主】说：明日<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">准帮主夫人就要上线，凌波胸可否加快速度？
【帮会】【凌波微步】说：帮主放心，凌波定满腔热情献计与<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">，可否不要吐槽<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">胸？
【帮会】【樱花公主】说：好！一旦攻下约战，帮会军师之位非<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">莫属！
【帮会】【凌波微步】说：是！帮主大人英明神武！一统江湖千秋万代！
【帮会】【于紫霞】说：→_→
【帮会】【于太虚】说：→_→
【帮会】【大风车】说：→_→
【帮会】【小黄鸡】说：→_→
【帮会】【要冰心】说：→_→
【帮会】【不云裳】说：→_→
【帮会】【鹤归<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">】说：→_→
【帮会】【万花齐开】说：不跟风了ORZ
【帮会】【清明】说：【凌波微步】狗腿子←替<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">老婆说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">
【帮会】【万花齐开】说：#得意#得意，御用发言人
反战同盟帮会以学生居多，朝九晚五上班族次之，无业游民第三。
这样<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">人员安排代表帮会白天上线人数不会很多，是个神龙见首不见尾<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">帮会无误，穆君然看着他们集体下线后，帮会在线人数一下子掉到一，满意<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">点了点头——很好，不耽误学习和工作<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">游戏才是健康<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">游戏。
抱着这样<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">想法，穆君然下线了。
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">说，其实穆君然<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">是老妈子，不是贱到深处自然萌<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">樱花公主，更不是英明神武<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">穆总吧？
第二天，平凡<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">周二，平凡<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">上午。
穆君然正在办公室里聊扣扣，整个人有些眉飞色舞地，表情丰富，一秒钟从正经人变猥琐大叔什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">，太带感。
Maggie敲了敲门进来送资料<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">时候，总觉得自家老板表情有些奇怪。
乍看之下还是和平时一样严肃<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">样子，仔细辨认去发现那只是表象，似乎表情很奇怪地扭曲着在隐忍什么，坐在椅子上动来动去很不自在，这莫不是昨晚吃了什么不干净<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">吧？Maggie琢磨着完全有可能，澳新以海鲜和烤肉为主打，看老板这样子要不就是吃多了肉便秘，要不就是吃多了海鲜拉肚子了。
等他签完字，Maggie问：“穆总，要不要替<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">拿点药进来？”展翔可是备有医务室<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">，就怕同事们有个头痛脑热<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">。
“药？”
“对啊，看您不太舒服<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">样子，是要泻药还是要泄停封？”
“......<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">以为<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">便秘？”好吧，这话从穆君然嘴里说出来，有点损形象。
“也许您是拉肚子？”
“......”穆君然觉得这个Maggie是不是现在太大胆了？管教不严啊！“出去吧，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">没事。”
“哦。”
点了点头离开，Maggie还是觉得有些不放心，唉呀妈呀穆总您可别倒下，公司需要<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">！
不是拉肚子也不是便秘，但看上去又不是很舒服<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">样子，莫非其实是有什么难言之隐，比如痔疮什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">，看他每天坐在办公室，开车也要坐着，回家指不定也是坐在电脑前忙工作......这种谁都不愿多说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">病，还是算了就当不知道吧。
Maggie啥都能猜到，唯独猜不到穆君然并非痔疮，回家坐在电脑前也不是忙加班。
等办公室又恢复安静，穆君然<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">注意力回到了电脑上。
此刻，临时成立不久<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">群里正热闹非凡，凌波微步甩了“帮主夫人大作战”几个字上屏幕。
展云：这是啥？
凌波微步：<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">傻啊，看不懂这是追帮主夫人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">计划么？
展云：可是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">只看到七个字
策梦：八个字
展云：楼上白痴
樱花公主：凌波，详细谈谈<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">计划
凌波微步：遵命，英明神武<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">帮主大人！
凌波微步：是这样<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">帮主，经过<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">凌波准军师<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">详细思考，终于得以潜入约战准夫人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">扣扣空间，然后经过一番偷偷摸摸<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">调查，发现她<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">生日就！快！到！了！
于紫霞：咦，追帮主夫人和生日有什么关系？
于太虚：凌波<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">就白瞎吧，扣扣自动提醒好友生日，根本不是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">潜入看到<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">
凌波微步：喂<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">妹啊，拆穿砍死<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">
于太虚：╮(╯▽╰)╭
小黄鸡：还是不明白追约战和生日有什么关系
要冰心：所以说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">们男人不懂啊
不云裳：对于妹子来说，每个重要<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">日子里呵护她<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">男人才更容易敞开心扉
轩辕无情：<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">们两个都不算妹子吧= =
要冰心：滚蛋
不云裳：滚蛋！
策梦：大姨妈也是每个女生重要<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">日子
凌波微步：喂喂！
樱花公主：凌波，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">觉得<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">到现在还没说到重点，军师<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">位置还有别<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">人替补吗？可以来找<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">报名。
凌波微步：喂帮主，不带<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">这样<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">说！
凌波微步：是这样子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">觉得呢，约战她一定是一个人住，每天晚上在线时间那么久肯定没人管她，换种说法就是不一定有人记得她<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">生日，这个时候如果有个横空出世替她过生日<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">男人，是不是会很感动呢？
策梦：有道理，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">上次给女朋友买了个戒指，她感动得哭了。
要冰心：925银吗？
策梦：钻石<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">
不云裳：=口=
策梦：<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">下个月要结婚了
展云：= =
凌波微步：喂喂<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">们几个别给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">转话题。
小黄鸡：所以生日要怎么过呢？
凌波微步：是这样子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">......
凌波微步把自己<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">详细计划整理罗列后放在群里给大家看，众人针对其中可行<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">不可行<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">一番讨论，最后闪亮亮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">“帮主夫人大作战”终于诞生，凌波小心翼翼将计划呈给挂机<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">樱花公主看，真怕一不小心给他驳回。
没想到，樱花公主看完后，表示很满意。
凌波微步：谢主隆恩。
樱花公主：平身吧，回群里聊。
凌波微步：是！
又回到群里，刚被凌波微步提拔成副军师<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">策梦正在给众人安排任务。
为嘛提拔策梦？因为人家已经用顶级坑蒙拐骗法加终极晕人BOSS大钻石把女朋友给推倒了，有经验<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">人更适合做任务<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">执行者，而任务<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">计划者只能是凌波微步这种三无女生，因为没男朋友所以更会做梦，想出来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">办法更梦幻。
等一切安排妥当，大家都准备各回各家各找各妈，突然于太虚乖宝宝举手提问——
于太虚：那啥，约战<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">生日是什么时候？
凌波微步：八月份
于太虚：......
于紫霞：......
凌波微步：怎么了？
鹤归<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">：今天才七月五日
大风车：所以......
要冰心：帮主<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">还有一个多月才能实行追妻计划
不云裳：那个时候约战是不是会有别<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">情缘了ORZ
展云：不是吧！
樱花公主：给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">把计划重写，还有更靠谱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">吗？
妈蛋一个月啊，一个月里总要打战场吧？总要野外吧？要打南屏山吧？那时候万一多出来一个汉子把徒弟勾搭走了这可怎么办怎么办！可是不在生日实行计划，这丫头会不会完全没感觉拒绝啊，又或者中间有个人先出手......毕竟现在试图勾搭约战<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">汉子很多。
还没开始实行计划，穆总就陷入了危机中。
在外面大办公室忙着画原告<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">米莲，完全不知道自己正陷入了帮众们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">算计中，只觉得一阵恶寒，脖子后凉凉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">。
一个月后，会是怎样<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">情况呢？
作者有话要说：ORZ，你们猜我这个月能日更吗？
说起来，那啥我昨天看我的作收是52，今天去看就是62了，这......啥情况，我吓尿了太惊喜，谁给我涨作收了出来吼一声撒！
正文有错别字没？追妻计划开始了哟！
帮众们平时一直叫约战城门口嫂子,也就是所谓<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">贱嫂，不过也都是些七分玩笑三分真<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">话,所以当穆君然乘着约战城门口不在,把那些唯恐天下不乱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">人叫到YY商量事情时,大家<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">反应各有不同。
一种是以凌波微步为首<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">首批加入反战<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">帮众，他们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">态度是：<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">怎么才想起来这茬？
另一种则是：咦帮主<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">喜欢徒弟啊~！？好神奇！
还有一种更奇葩——纳尼！？约战不是帮主夫人？
不是夫人，胜似夫人。
“所以，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">意思<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">们明白了？”YY里，穆君然<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">语气颇有些无力。
【帮会】【凌波微步】说：哈哈哈哈哈哈
【帮会】【展云】说：哈哈哈哈哈
【帮会】【策梦】说：哈哈哈哈哈！
【帮会】【要冰心】说：代表<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">们家族哈哈哈哈哈哈
......
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">们这帮人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">擦,狗嘴里吐不出象牙。”
【帮会】【么么哒】说：#害羞#害羞，帮主<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">傻了啊，大家都叫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">们恶狗诶，有象牙<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">先吐给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">们看看。
【帮会】【凌波微步】说：噗！
【帮会】【不云裳】说：为什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">们帮会总是有一些神吐槽<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">人，什么气场ORZ
【帮会】【于紫霞】说：神吐槽+1
【帮会】【于太虚】说：神吐槽+2
【帮会】【万花齐开】说：咳咳，跟风，神吐槽+3
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">说这万花齐开是二逼吧，这种挂羊头卖狗肉、顶着心理辅导老师<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">名号到处招摇撞骗危害学生<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">人，没被学生家长集体上告到辞职，真是不容易。
穆君然看他们各种吐槽搞笑，觉得很无奈。
早就知道不能把喜欢徒弟这件事情让告诉那群二逼，虽然他只是很含蓄地问了一句徒弟变成情缘有没有可能，但是帮里那些人一下子就嗅到了八卦<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">味道，根本不用猜测就知道这贱人帮主目<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">何在，大概只有约战一个人不知道樱花公主在想什么。
讨论了一阵，还是凌波微步最后靠谱了一把。
【帮会】【凌波微步】说：帮主，今天时候不早，可否容<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">等下线休息，明日再议？
【帮会】【樱花公主】说：明日<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">准帮主夫人就要上线，凌波胸可否加快速度？
【帮会】【凌波微步】说：帮主放心，凌波定满腔热情献计与<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">，可否不要吐槽<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">胸？
【帮会】【樱花公主】说：好！一旦攻下约战，帮会军师之位非<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">莫属！
【帮会】【凌波微步】说：是！帮主大人英明神武！一统江湖千秋万代！
【帮会】【于紫霞】说：→_→
【帮会】【于太虚】说：→_→
【帮会】【大风车】说：→_→
【帮会】【小黄鸡】说：→_→
【帮会】【要冰心】说：→_→
【帮会】【不云裳】说：→_→
【帮会】【鹤归<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">】说：→_→
【帮会】【万花齐开】说：不跟风了ORZ
【帮会】【清明】说：【凌波微步】狗腿子←替<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">老婆说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">
【帮会】【万花齐开】说：#得意#得意，御用发言人
反战同盟帮会以学生居多，朝九晚五上班族次之，无业游民第三。
这样<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">人员安排代表帮会白天上线人数不会很多，是个神龙见首不见尾<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">帮会无误，穆君然看着他们集体下线后，帮会在线人数一下子掉到一，满意<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">点了点头——很好，不耽误学习和工作<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">游戏才是健康<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">游戏。
抱着这样<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">想法，穆君然下线了。
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">说，其实穆君然<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">是老妈子，不是贱到深处自然萌<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">樱花公主，更不是英明神武<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">穆总吧？
第二天，平凡<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">周二，平凡<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">上午。
穆君然正在办公室里聊扣扣，整个人有些眉飞色舞地，表情丰富，一秒钟从正经人变猥琐大叔什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">，太带感。
Maggie敲了敲门进来送资料<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">时候，总觉得自家老板表情有些奇怪。
乍看之下还是和平时一样严肃<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">样子，仔细辨认去发现那只是表象，似乎表情很奇怪地扭曲着在隐忍什么，坐在椅子上动来动去很不自在，这莫不是昨晚吃了什么不干净<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">吧？Maggie琢磨着完全有可能，澳新以海鲜和烤肉为主打，看老板这样子要不就是吃多了肉便秘，要不就是吃多了海鲜拉肚子了。
等他签完字，Maggie问：“穆总，要不要替<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">拿点药进来？”展翔可是备有医务室<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">，就怕同事们有个头痛脑热<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">。
“药？”
“对啊，看您不太舒服<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">样子，是要泻药还是要泄停封？”
“......<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">以为<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">便秘？”好吧，这话从穆君然嘴里说出来，有点损形象。
“也许您是拉肚子？”
“......”穆君然觉得这个Maggie是不是现在太大胆了？管教不严啊！“出去吧，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">没事。”
“哦。”
点了点头离开，Maggie还是觉得有些不放心，唉呀妈呀穆总您可别倒下，公司需要<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">！
不是拉肚子也不是便秘，但看上去又不是很舒服<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">样子，莫非其实是有什么难言之隐，比如痔疮什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">，看他每天坐在办公室，开车也要坐着，回家指不定也是坐在电脑前忙工作......这种谁都不愿多说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">病，还是算了就当不知道吧。
Maggie啥都能猜到，唯独猜不到穆君然并非痔疮，回家坐在电脑前也不是忙加班。
等办公室又恢复安静，穆君然<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">注意力回到了电脑上。
此刻，临时成立不久<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">群里正热闹非凡，凌波微步甩了“帮主夫人大作战”几个字上屏幕。
展云：这是啥？
凌波微步：<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">傻啊，看不懂这是追帮主夫人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">计划么？
展云：可是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">只看到七个字
策梦：八个字
展云：楼上白痴
樱花公主：凌波，详细谈谈<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">计划
凌波微步：遵命，英明神武<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">帮主大人！
凌波微步：是这样<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">帮主，经过<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">凌波准军师<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">详细思考，终于得以潜入约战准夫人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">扣扣空间，然后经过一番偷偷摸摸<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">调查，发现她<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">生日就！快！到！了！
于紫霞：咦，追帮主夫人和生日有什么关系？
于太虚：凌波<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">就白瞎吧，扣扣自动提醒好友生日，根本不是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">潜入看到<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">
凌波微步：喂<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">妹啊，拆穿砍死<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">
于太虚：╮(╯▽╰)╭
小黄鸡：还是不明白追约战和生日有什么关系
要冰心：所以说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">们男人不懂啊
不云裳：对于妹子来说，每个重要<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">日子里呵护她<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">男人才更容易敞开心扉
轩辕无情：<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">们两个都不算妹子吧= =
要冰心：滚蛋
不云裳：滚蛋！
策梦：大姨妈也是每个女生重要<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">日子
凌波微步：喂喂！
樱花公主：凌波，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">觉得<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">到现在还没说到重点，军师<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">位置还有别<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">人替补吗？可以来找<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">报名。
凌波微步：喂帮主，不带<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">这样<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">说！
凌波微步：是这样子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">觉得呢，约战她一定是一个人住，每天晚上在线时间那么久肯定没人管她，换种说法就是不一定有人记得她<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">生日，这个时候如果有个横空出世替她过生日<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">男人，是不是会很感动呢？
策梦：有道理，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">上次给女朋友买了个戒指，她感动得哭了。
要冰心：925银吗？
策梦：钻石<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">
不云裳：=口=
策梦：<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">下个月要结婚了
展云：= =
凌波微步：喂喂<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">们几个别给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">转话题。
小黄鸡：所以生日要怎么过呢？
凌波微步：是这样子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">......
凌波微步把自己<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">详细计划整理罗列后放在群里给大家看，众人针对其中可行<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">不可行<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">一番讨论，最后闪亮亮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">“帮主夫人大作战”终于诞生，凌波小心翼翼将计划呈给挂机<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">樱花公主看，真怕一不小心给他驳回。
没想到，樱花公主看完后，表示很满意。
凌波微步：谢主隆恩。
樱花公主：平身吧，回群里聊。
凌波微步：是！
又回到群里，刚被凌波微步提拔成副军师<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">策梦正在给众人安排任务。
为嘛提拔策梦？因为人家已经用顶级坑蒙拐骗法加终极晕人BOSS大钻石把女朋友给推倒了，有经验<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">人更适合做任务<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">执行者，而任务<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">计划者只能是凌波微步这种三无女生，因为没男朋友所以更会做梦，想出来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">办法更梦幻。
等一切安排妥当，大家都准备各回各家各找各妈，突然于太虚乖宝宝举手提问——
于太虚：那啥，约战<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">生日是什么时候？
凌波微步：八月份
于太虚：......
于紫霞：......
凌波微步：怎么了？
鹤归<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">：今天才七月五日
大风车：所以......
要冰心：帮主<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">还有一个多月才能实行追妻计划
不云裳：那个时候约战是不是会有别<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">情缘了ORZ
展云：不是吧！
樱花公主：给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">把计划重写，还有更靠谱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">吗？
妈蛋一个月啊，一个月里总要打战场吧？总要野外吧？要打南屏山吧？那时候万一多出来一个汉子把徒弟勾搭走了这可怎么办怎么办！可是不在生日实行计划，这丫头会不会完全没感觉拒绝啊，又或者中间有个人先出手......毕竟现在试图勾搭约战<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">汉子很多。
还没开始实行计划，穆总就陷入了危机中。
在外面大办公室忙着画原告<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">米莲，完全不知道自己正陷入了帮众们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">算计中，只觉得一阵恶寒，脖子后凉凉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">。
一个月后，会是怎样<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com91862aaf29">情况呢？
作者有话要说：ORZ，你们猜我这个月能日更吗？
说起来，那啥我昨天看我的作收是52，今天去看就是62了，这......啥情况，我吓尿了太惊喜，谁给我涨作收了出来吼一声撒！
正文有错别字没？追妻计划开始了哟！