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    上岛吟觉得自己朋友今天很不对劲。

    上课不好好听讲,用书挡着脸,时不时“嘿嘿”傻笑,稍不注意口水就会淹了书桌,说着话都会走神……简直就是一副初入爱河不能自拔的小女生形象嘛!但她前几天不是还<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">抱怨幸村学长心里面有别<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">吗?现<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">究竟是克服了这个洁癖和幸村学长<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">一起了,还是说她已经抛弃了幸村精市这个旧爱另寻了新欢?

    如果是前者的话,那她这个心理障碍克服的也太快了,一点征兆都没有,之前还纠结的要死要活,对幸村感情越深就越纠结,半夜发短信说自己纠结的睡不着那事她也不是没干过。如果是后者,那柳生影这个感情转移的也太快了,难道说她的新欢是一个和幸村学长一模一样但心里没有别<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">的<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">吗?不太可能吧……

    上岛吟想着想着思绪就如同脱缰的野马不受控制,开始走神,而她又没有像林雪瑶那样拿本书遮着表情,很快便被老师发现。

    “上岛同学,<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">来回答下一个问题。上岛同学?上岛同学!”老师狠狠拍着桌子,怒气冲冲。

    “啊?嗨!”上岛吟被吼回神,满脸通红的站起来道歉,“对不起……”

    同样走神的林雪瑶和昨晚打太多电游偷偷补眠的切原赤也同样被老师的怒吼惊醒,然后惊讶的看着上岛吟,脑子里都是一个想法:不是吧?上岛吟居然会走神?柳莲二(柳前辈)昨天对她做了什么?

    上岛吟被两<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">内容丰富的目光看得更加羞涩,低着头恨不得现<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">桌面上就出现个次元洞,她钻进去就再不出来!

    “今天第一天上课,<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">们就给<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">走神走这么厉害!真是太不尊师重道了!<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">们当学校是什么!”上岛吟苍白的道歉显然无法平息老师的怒气,义愤填膺的老师开始一边咆哮一边拍桌,从学生上课走神扯到日本教育问题,从走神影响学生个<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">未来到将来整个国家腐败不堪,直到最后下课铃响才意犹未尽的吧唧吧唧嘴,喝了一大口水道,“上岛吟写一份五百字检查,放学后交到<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">办公室,下课。”

    站了一节课的上岛吟终于能坐下,连形象都不顾了,整个<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">都瘫软<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">了椅子上:“<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">觉得<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">活了这十几年,就属今天听到的责备最多最严重了……”

    林雪瑶满脸同情的递过水,拍拍她的肩,无比赞同:“是啊,都把<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">和柳前辈未来孩子扯上了,如果时间足够,他肯定会扯到再下几代的。”

    上岛吟刚喝一口水就被她最后一句话给呛了出来,咳了半天才缓过来,然后抓住林雪瑶帮她拍背的那只手,脸上是不知羞红还是去呛红的红晕,衬得她异常娇艳:“小影<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">乱说什么!哪里……哪里有<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">和柳前辈未来孩子……”

    林雪瑶刚想说什么,眼尖的看到门口出现了几个瘦高的身影,大眼滴溜溜一转,嘴角勾起一抹贼兮兮的笑容,不怀好意的问:“那……阿吟的意思是,<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">将来的孩子不是和柳前辈生的喽?”

    上岛吟双颊通红,抱着“反正柳前辈也不知道随<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">怎么说”的想法,只顾否认,道:“当然不是!”

    林雪瑶笑容更贼:“那是谁?<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">哥吗?”

    上岛吟继续逞强嘴硬:“<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">怎么知道,那个要到结婚才知道吧?”

    “<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">都不知道……阿吟<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">居然会有除<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">以外的结婚对象吗?”

    这个声音……上岛吟没敢回头,自欺欺<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">的问自己面前的两只:“小影,赤也,<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">发现<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">耳朵好像不太好,刚刚居然听到了柳前辈的声音,<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">年纪还没到就幻听了?”

    林雪瑶趴<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">桌子上笑得直不起身,切原憋笑憋得很辛苦,但<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">柳莲二凌厉的目光(众:那啥,作者<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">负责点,柳莲二睁眼了么!作者:<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">信<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">!他睁了!)让他不敢像林雪瑶一样肆无忌惮的笑出来,最后好不容易忍住才说:“不是幻听……<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">往后看。”

    上岛吟发出一声类似□的语气词,然后慢慢僵硬的转回身,网球部二年级的一干正选齐刷刷站<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">她面前,领头黑着脸的那个,不是柳莲二又是谁?上岛吟尴尬的笑笑,起身打招呼:“那个……大家好啊。”

    幸村笑容温和中带着戏谑,悠悠然道:“<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">们都很好,不过,貌似莲二看起来不太好呢。”

    上岛吟表情更僵。

    看到她不说话,柳长眉一挑,道:“<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">就没有什么要说的吗?”

    上岛吟僵硬着问:“要说什么?”

    “犯<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">上法院判罪也有自辩时间,现<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">,<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">给<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">……”柳抬腕看一眼手表,“<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">给<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">三分钟无障碍自由陈述时间,这之间<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">不会打断<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">,但是如果<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">的解释不能让<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">满意的话……”

    柳未尽的话让上岛吟心中警铃大作,求助的目光从网球部正选到林雪瑶逐一扫过。

    柳看到她的动作又是一挑眉,“还有时间想别的?抱歉<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">没说清楚,三分钟的时间限制从<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">刚刚看表开始算起,现<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">……”他抬腕又看一眼手表,道,“已经过去了五十秒。”

    上岛吟更慌了,脑海之间霎时一片空白,下意识抓住了林雪瑶的手,“小影……”

    林雪瑶安抚性的拍拍她的手,道:“安心的去吧,<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">会帮<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">买避孕药的!”

    避孕药……上岛吟无语的看一眼林雪瑶:<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">还能更不靠谱一点么?

    这时柳道:“还有一分钟。”

    卧槽怎么这么快!什么都没做就只剩一分钟了?上岛吟慌得都开始爆粗口了——所以怎么老<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">们这么说呢,学好三年,学坏三天,看看上岛吟才和林雪瑶这货交好几天,一弯清泉就已经变成黑龙江了。

    “三十秒。”

    “那个……<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">只是因为上课走神被老师叫起来提问,然后整节课被罚站……”

    “二十秒。”

    “胡说,哪有那么快的?”

    “十五。”

    “柳前辈!”

    “十。”

    “<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">是故意的。”上岛吟无力的道。

    “对,<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">就是故意的。”柳莲二耸耸肩,无所谓的承认,“五。”

    “……”无耻啊……男<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">怎么都这么无耻……上岛吟无奈了,她现<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">才知道,就算她真的<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">三分钟内把理由解释清楚也不会对柳莲二接下来做的事情有任何作用。

    “时间到。看来<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">放弃解释了。”无耻的男<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">唇角弯出无耻的笑意,咏叹般的语气道,“所以,阿吟,<img style="position:relative; top:3px;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com2ccd9b10afLS0=3821WQe9CSQLS">完了。”

    作者有话要说:明天还有~

    这章勉强算是柳和上岛的番外吧=-=
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