40章
2017年,天朝依然熙熙攘攘过着每一天。
像XX故宫，XX天井,XX闹鬼村一样，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">佞修如今所<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">的A市也有一个传得玄乎的祠堂。佞修<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">两个月前来到这个城市,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">一家烤饼铺当服务生。当一个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">有钱又闲没事儿可干的时候他就会去体验生活。
佞修就找了一份烤饼铺服务生的活干,每个月拿着2500的工资。这份薪资<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">A市勉强过活,好<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">他确实有钱，早早给自己<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">这个城市按了一个三室一厅的住处。他打算<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">这个城市待上半年。
装修一新的烤饼铺玻璃明亮，白瓷砖的地板洁白无污,彩色的方桌排列整齐。就一家烤饼铺做出了茶餐厅的感觉。扎着一束马尾，面无表情的酷哥穿着侍应生的服装给客<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">点单。
热衷家传手艺烤饼的年轻老板感动地抹眼泪：多好的一个哥，长这么帅又这个好的身材该去当模特的，有了他不愁店里没妹纸光顾。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">要给他加薪！
似有所感的佞修回头一看,收银台后面站着的老板眼神很奇怪。不会是看上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">了吧，死基佬。佞修腹诽着继续等两位女顾客点单。
“喝点什么？”佞修一边记着一边问。
“帅哥<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">喜欢喝什么，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">请<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">。”妹纸秋波攻势，画着浓重眼线的眼睛透着过媚气酥酥麻麻的。
没情调的佞修头也不抬，“看到<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">身后收银台站着的帅哥了吗，那是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">们老板。是个基佬，有他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">不愁吃喝。”
“修哥！别又败坏<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">的名声！老子是直的！”老板整个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">都不好了。
佞修气定神闲继续说，“他爸是练武术的，他不敢出柜怕被打死。”
妹纸点头，“原来如此。”
老板快给他跪了 。
妹纸可不想帅哥太快走开，继续扯话题，“帅哥，这个城市有没有灵异的地方，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">想去参观一下。”
佞修依然面无表情，“女厕所吧。”
“啊？”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">每次进去都会看见血。真可怕。”说着佞修转身走开了。留下妹纸膛目结舌。她好像知道了什么。
后台那边老板抓住性格恶劣的员工训话，“修哥，以后有妹纸<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">场<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">就保持<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">冷酷无情的个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">形象，不要说话了！实<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">不行<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">就比划手语当自己是哑巴！”
“老板，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">性都被<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">吃了吗。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">知道一天不说话嘴巴里会滋生多少细菌吗？<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">知道细菌一多抵抗力又差会发生什么吗？<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">知道一天不说话能憋死多少<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">吗？老板，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">很恨<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">吗？”
“……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">不恨<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">，但是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">不要<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">妹纸面前诋毁<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">的形象！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">还没找到女朋友啊！”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">找个男朋友就差不多了，别肖想<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">的妹纸。”
“是不是哥们！”
“不是。”
“给点面子行不行！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">只是想找个女朋友！”
侍应生妹纸从旁路过：“又<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">打情骂俏啦，老板<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">注意点公共影响。”
老板抓狂了，“啊啊啊啊！”
佞修淡定提醒，“还有20分钟第一堂课就要开始了，该上课的上课去。”
“！！！再迟到<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">要被记旷课了！”前一秒还<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">调谑老板的侍应生妹纸慌慌张张解下围裙飞奔而去。
“等等<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">！”尚未毕业的年轻老板抓上课本跟着冲出去。
总算清净了。佞修懒洋洋地看了眼窗外金黄的阳光，黝黑深沉的眼睛里倒映出外面车水马龙的世界。
招到像佞修这种侍应生的老板其实很庆幸，他本<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">还<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">上大学，平时空闲的时候非常空，忙的时候非常忙，这家他爸交到他手里的铺子照看的不是很到位。佞修来了以后就完全没有压力了，因为佞修一个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">就能兼职侍应生、打手、活招牌、音乐家。虽然老板本<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">也搞不清楚他一间烤饼铺子为什么还需要一个吹笛子弹古筝琵琶的音乐家。
下午店里生意冷清下来的时候佞修接到老板的电话，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">好，这里卖饼，不支持外卖。”
“修哥！！！说过多少次了接到外卖电话就让小A去送外卖，不要这样子！”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">好老板，有事快说，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">很忙的。”
电话这头老板已经清楚地听到剥瓜子的声音了，“坑谁呢！！！”
“说吧，什么事，不说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">就挂了，别影响<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">吃瓜子看电视剧。”
已经摸透炮哥秉性的老板一口肺活量迅速说道，“今天带神<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">回去吃饭<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">让李叔准备几个清淡的小菜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">不要又忘了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">的话次次这么坑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">真的会哭给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">看的修哥别坑爹了接到外卖电话接让小A去送外卖啊！求<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">同情一下他的体型吧！”
佞修瞥了眼坐<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">另一边嗑瓜子看电视剧笑得前仰后翻的小A，那一身肥硕的肉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">颤抖！
“放学后<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">就带神<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">回来，多准备几道素菜，让李叔做他拿手的菜。”
“神仙不用吃饭，别破费了。”佞修吐槽。
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">请同学吃饭，告诉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">这真是一神<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">，会看相算命！他前段时间说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">会得贵<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">相助<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">就上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">门前来把流氓赶走了！”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">只是看不惯非主流而已。”
“总之今晚<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">带同学回去吃个饭，记得让李叔弄几道清淡的菜。”
电话挂了以后老板对身边的同学笑笑，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">让家里准备晚饭，今晚请<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">吃一顿，可千万别推辞。”
光头的年轻<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">脸庞温润，目光明亮，笑起来的时候有点小憨，他羞涩地说，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">吃肉的。”
“……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">不是说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">是和尚吗？”
“但<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">吃肉的。”
下班高峰期堵<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">路上大半个小时后，等老板带着同学回到烤饼铺，正好是晚饭时间，进出的客<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">把门厅坐得满满的。
“唐二，跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">到楼上去。那是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">家。”老板热情地请同学上楼，一楼店面二楼居住。
唐二看着侍应生妹纸从厨房端出来热气腾腾的食物很是期待。
佞修端着盘子抬头看了一眼，老板身后跟的年轻<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">一颗光头真招<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">眼球，再看正面脸上有点肉看起来孩子气，是个小帅哥。他琢磨了一下，又一个大众脸，不然怎么看着眼熟呢。
“修哥，厨房李叔张婶叫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">。”忙碌的侍应生小妹对佞修说。
“修啊，帮叔把这几道菜送楼上，难得咱们老板带朋友回来啊。”
佞修把菜端到楼上的套房的时候，老板正和他的同学聊得开心。老板一直是个自娱自乐的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">，那种自己说话自己接话絮絮叨叨永无止境一般的说话艺术让佞修很是敬佩，所以他不客气的说了，“老板，嘴巴闭闭，口水要喷菜上了。”
老板见了佞修进来更开心了，“唐二，这就是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">的贵<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">，佞修。喊他修哥就好了。跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">讲，修哥那一手切菜雕雕萝卜的刀功特牛叉。”
唐二<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">见<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">进来的时候，大脑里缓存的关于“十年前只相处过半年脾气相当恶劣长头发的师父”的视频文件自动播放，回忆再三确认眼前这张脸和记忆里的那张脸一模一样，就连名字也一模一样后，唐二哭了，“师父，原来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">还活着。”
佞修抬头看了看年轻<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">俊秀的脸庞，“小和尚有点面熟。”
“师父，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">可还记得大明湖畔的熊孩子。”
“噢，这不是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">愚蠢的光头徒弟吗。一晃眼都长这么大了。”
“师父，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">怎么没变老？啊，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">忘了师父<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">不是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">，当然不会变老。”
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">才不是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">。熊孩子翅膀硬了敢来摸老虎胡子了！
唐二打小的心理阴影就是这个师父要揍他的那会儿，起手式都是捏捏手腕，这会儿看到佞修把盘子放下手左手捏了捏右手手腕，他就精神集中挺直了腰板，“师父，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">已经不是当年的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">了。”
“让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">看看这么多年<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">学到了什么。”
只见拳来脚往，两位少侠身手了得。
老板捧着脸无声呐喊，他快要疯了。先不提神<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">喊自己店里的侍应生师父究竟是为什么，他只想好好请<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">吃顿饭，为什么这两个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">突然动起手来了。正常<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">可以<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">天花板上停留五秒吗？半空中还可以发射暗器啊尼玛！老板板不喜欢这样！快住手<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">们两个非<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">类！老板板要哭了！再不住手老板板哭给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">们看呐！
老板哭了，抱着刚刚断了一条桌子腿的桌子哭。毫无悬念<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">武力上获得全胜的佞修丢下躺<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">地上装死的熊孩子，他去安慰自己老板了。
“别哭。”一张纸巾糊<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">了老板脸上。
老板哽咽，“一张不够。”
如愿抱着整盒纸巾后，老板哭得上气不接下气，“修哥，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">是外星<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">吗？”
“断腿堡的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">。”唐家堡的老少爷们尤其是断腿的堡主发来贺电，提醒各位侠士使用轻功达不溜达不溜空空的时候随时做好降落的准备，不然就会像唐家堡堡主一样<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">轮椅上过完余生。
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">吃<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">吗？”老板抹眼泪。
就跟马路上看到一个老得牙都掉光的老奶奶问她<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">吃坚果吗一样，多愚蠢的问题。吃个球的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">！佞修给了老板一巴掌，“清醒一点，李叔做的菜要凉了。”
只见趴<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">角落里装死的唐二迅速起身，鼻青脸肿的坐到断了一条腿的桌子旁，“师父，开饭了吗？”
“开了。”佞修把老板从地上拉起来。
唐二一直是知道自己的师父是揍<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">很牛的。比如十几年前佞渣渣从窗户口跳出去就生死未卜之后，林琳就对他吐露过，某个晚上炮哥大战一方恶鬼，毫发无损完胜。
虽然当时听起来觉得是个故事，至今回想起来还是个故事，但唐二决定把这故事就当成是一个故事，不去探究真实性。因为林琳很喜欢聊斋这样的故事。
不过今天交手之后唐二鼻青脸肿笑容灿烂：“师父，好高的功夫，修行的是哪家外功套路？”
大断腿堡唐门炮哥冷冽的目光微闪，冷笑，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">用的是内功套路。”
愚蠢的中原<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">们可知道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">大唐家堡的天罗诡道是内功啊！不要总是把天策藏剑的外功装备套身上啊！下副本团长喷死<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">啊！不懂装备搭配就问问门派里的师兄师姐啊！有很多基佬愿意为<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">授业解惑！再不济去问度娘啊！度娘来者不拒！
年轻的烤饼铺老板震惊了：为什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">觉得自己和<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">们不是生活<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">同一个世界！这个年代还有内功？！
佞修低头吃饭，凉飕飕的一句话，“老板，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">幻听了。”
老板热切地给炮哥夹菜，“不不不，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">确实是听到内功武功什么的东西了，修哥<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">再跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">说说呗，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">会降龙十八掌还是葵花点穴手？”
佞修放下了筷子，把一只手展露给老板看。坐<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">另一边的唐二鼓着腮帮子睁着一双不通世故的黑眼睛望过来。
那是一只指节明显但不妨碍美感男<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">的手，苍白，略微干燥，指甲修剪整齐，掌心指尖带着薄茧。佞修说，“最近<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">练成了徒手掏心脏的功夫，有机会展示给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">看看。”
“……”年轻的老板想了想，觉得这是很危险的事情。指不定这<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">会往自己胸口掏，他还没找到媳妇生下个一男半女继承这间烤饼铺，不能因为一时的好奇送命。虽然徒手掏心的技能很逆天不符合常理，但老板的直觉告诉他店里的侍应生真的会这一手！
“师父<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">掏过谁的？”唐二依然对未知事物充满了好奇。
老板寒毛倒立：尼玛！！！神<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">问出口了！吃饭的时候说这么血腥的问题真的没有问题吗！
“目前还没有。”佞修回答，他思考了一下从口袋里掏出了两张名片，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">们拿着，有需要就找<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">，八折优惠。”
“修哥！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">居然还能有名片，难为<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">这个连手机都不配备一个的原始<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">了！”老板拿到名片后笑嘻嘻的调侃，低头一看名片泪如雨下。
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“这啥玩意儿呢？”老板扑扑的掉眼泪。
炮哥深沉不改，兼具风度于冷酷，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">的兼职。”
“修哥，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">不想吐槽世界上还有谁会把杀手的活当兼职，但<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">能不能告诉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">为什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">的名片上要映着咱烤饼铺的座机！难怪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">接到的外卖电话各种奇葩！尼玛！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">以为这些<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">都是无聊得打电话来找骂的！！！”
炮哥幽幽的目光望老板，“老板，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">的大嗓门逼退了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">多少客户。”
老板哭得上气不接下气，“不带<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">这样欺负<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">的！呜呜呜！”
炮哥坐<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">一旁淡定吃饭。
吃完半盆饭的唐二咬着烤饼，他认为自己有必要代表<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">佛普度众生，“陈小辰，别难过了，好歹<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">能享受八折优惠，能省很多钱了。”
老板想了想，也对，他抹着眼角问佞修，“修哥，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">的出场费是多少？”
“支持陪吃陪喝，不支持陪聊陪睡业务，从下订单开始每小时五百，目标死亡为止，再追付暗器机关服装劳力费用软妹币998。”
“您做的真不是男公关这一行？”老板觉得整个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">都不好了。
“老板，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">可是专门为像<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">这样的贫民服务的杀手。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">以为想<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">天朝找一个像<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">一样业务熟练同时能充当男朋友供客户满足虚荣心报复渣男的杀手很容易？<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">太天真了。”炮哥抿唇。
“请问您的客户都是？”
“弱势年轻女性群体。”
“师父，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">不接待男顾客吗？”
“基佬费用增加一倍。”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">性别歧视！”老板发觉八折优惠完全就是坑爹，“修哥，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">这样重男轻女是不对的，伟大的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">民群众不提倡这样！”
佞修撇了撇嘴角，“有本事<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">去变性啊。”
“嗷呜呜呜！”老板哭得更伤心了。
唐二又想安慰老板了，“陈小辰，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">别哭。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">这里有生女符，只要把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">画的符藏<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">床底下，保证<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">媳妇生的就是闺女。到时再找<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">师父做生意，八折完全没有问题。”
佞修抽了抽眼角，“秃驴除了教<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">坑蒙拐骗画符外还教了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">什么？”徒弟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">真的往神棍的道路上奔走不息了吗？
“少林伏魔诀和易筋经。”唐二老实回答。
佞修若有所思，原来还有正经技能教授，“平时驱鬼不？”这个渣成灰的师父本<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">完全没有意识到把徒弟丢下不管不顾是多么恶劣。
“法力低微，只能路边摆摊看相。╮(╯_╰)╭话说师父，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">的面相一看就是薄情寡义福缘薄短命，戾气重得无法投胎的凶神。平日里要多做善事才能化解一二，百年之后也好谋个出路。上次超度一个杀<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">犯的恶灵累得<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">直不起腰，要是超度师父<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">觉得要折损十年阳寿了。”
卧了个大槽！徒弟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">吐得一手好槽啊！看问题真的是直指中心！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">敢黑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">们炮哥活得不耐烦了啊！冷眼高贵一点也不邪魅的炮哥站起来，揉了揉手腕。
唐二挺直了腰背严阵以待，“师父且慢！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">有一件大事想向<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">说说！请问鬼煞之夜鬼门打开一个活<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">进去以后有没有办法活着出来！”
佞修手上的动作一顿，眸光一沉犹如一潭死水纹丝不动彻骨寒心，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">这个光怪陆离的世界混了十几年，妖魔鬼怪见识了不少长了许多姿势，大鬼门有大鬼门开的日子和规矩，小鬼门有小鬼门的套数，鬼煞夜的鬼门神仙也近不得。
炮哥换了一副很好说话的模样摸了摸熊孩子的光头，“怎么？想死还不容易，拨打05XX-863599XX找修哥，修哥一箭送<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">到奈何桥头。保<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">死得不能再死。”
盯着那只苍白修长的手<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">明亮的光头上，一股寒气袭上心头，老板还没擦干净的眼泪又开始扑扑的掉了，汹涌如潮水，“修哥求<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">不要吓<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">了，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">怕<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">一爪子下去唐二的脑袋就跟厨房里的西瓜一样裂了。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">只是开烤饼铺的担不起这样的事啊！”
唐二：“啊？师父，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">真的要徒手捏爆<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">的脑袋吗？”
佞修：“……”
孩子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">这话语里隐约的兴奋为哪般呐？
作者有话要说：嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿虽然我也不知道为什么要笑
像XX故宫，XX天井,XX闹鬼村一样，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">佞修如今所<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">的A市也有一个传得玄乎的祠堂。佞修<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">两个月前来到这个城市,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">一家烤饼铺当服务生。当一个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">有钱又闲没事儿可干的时候他就会去体验生活。
佞修就找了一份烤饼铺服务生的活干,每个月拿着2500的工资。这份薪资<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">A市勉强过活,好<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">他确实有钱，早早给自己<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">这个城市按了一个三室一厅的住处。他打算<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">这个城市待上半年。
装修一新的烤饼铺玻璃明亮，白瓷砖的地板洁白无污,彩色的方桌排列整齐。就一家烤饼铺做出了茶餐厅的感觉。扎着一束马尾，面无表情的酷哥穿着侍应生的服装给客<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">点单。
热衷家传手艺烤饼的年轻老板感动地抹眼泪：多好的一个哥，长这么帅又这个好的身材该去当模特的，有了他不愁店里没妹纸光顾。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">要给他加薪！
似有所感的佞修回头一看,收银台后面站着的老板眼神很奇怪。不会是看上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">了吧，死基佬。佞修腹诽着继续等两位女顾客点单。
“喝点什么？”佞修一边记着一边问。
“帅哥<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">喜欢喝什么，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">请<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">。”妹纸秋波攻势，画着浓重眼线的眼睛透着过媚气酥酥麻麻的。
没情调的佞修头也不抬，“看到<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">身后收银台站着的帅哥了吗，那是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">们老板。是个基佬，有他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">不愁吃喝。”
“修哥！别又败坏<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">的名声！老子是直的！”老板整个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">都不好了。
佞修气定神闲继续说，“他爸是练武术的，他不敢出柜怕被打死。”
妹纸点头，“原来如此。”
老板快给他跪了 。
妹纸可不想帅哥太快走开，继续扯话题，“帅哥，这个城市有没有灵异的地方，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">想去参观一下。”
佞修依然面无表情，“女厕所吧。”
“啊？”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">每次进去都会看见血。真可怕。”说着佞修转身走开了。留下妹纸膛目结舌。她好像知道了什么。
后台那边老板抓住性格恶劣的员工训话，“修哥，以后有妹纸<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">场<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">就保持<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">冷酷无情的个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">形象，不要说话了！实<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">不行<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">就比划手语当自己是哑巴！”
“老板，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">性都被<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">吃了吗。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">知道一天不说话嘴巴里会滋生多少细菌吗？<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">知道细菌一多抵抗力又差会发生什么吗？<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">知道一天不说话能憋死多少<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">吗？老板，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">很恨<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">吗？”
“……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">不恨<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">，但是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">不要<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">妹纸面前诋毁<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">的形象！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">还没找到女朋友啊！”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">找个男朋友就差不多了，别肖想<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">的妹纸。”
“是不是哥们！”
“不是。”
“给点面子行不行！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">只是想找个女朋友！”
侍应生妹纸从旁路过：“又<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">打情骂俏啦，老板<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">注意点公共影响。”
老板抓狂了，“啊啊啊啊！”
佞修淡定提醒，“还有20分钟第一堂课就要开始了，该上课的上课去。”
“！！！再迟到<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">要被记旷课了！”前一秒还<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">调谑老板的侍应生妹纸慌慌张张解下围裙飞奔而去。
“等等<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">！”尚未毕业的年轻老板抓上课本跟着冲出去。
总算清净了。佞修懒洋洋地看了眼窗外金黄的阳光，黝黑深沉的眼睛里倒映出外面车水马龙的世界。
招到像佞修这种侍应生的老板其实很庆幸，他本<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">还<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">上大学，平时空闲的时候非常空，忙的时候非常忙，这家他爸交到他手里的铺子照看的不是很到位。佞修来了以后就完全没有压力了，因为佞修一个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">就能兼职侍应生、打手、活招牌、音乐家。虽然老板本<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">也搞不清楚他一间烤饼铺子为什么还需要一个吹笛子弹古筝琵琶的音乐家。
下午店里生意冷清下来的时候佞修接到老板的电话，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">好，这里卖饼，不支持外卖。”
“修哥！！！说过多少次了接到外卖电话就让小A去送外卖，不要这样子！”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">好老板，有事快说，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">很忙的。”
电话这头老板已经清楚地听到剥瓜子的声音了，“坑谁呢！！！”
“说吧，什么事，不说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">就挂了，别影响<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">吃瓜子看电视剧。”
已经摸透炮哥秉性的老板一口肺活量迅速说道，“今天带神<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">回去吃饭<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">让李叔准备几个清淡的小菜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">不要又忘了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">的话次次这么坑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">真的会哭给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">看的修哥别坑爹了接到外卖电话接让小A去送外卖啊！求<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">同情一下他的体型吧！”
佞修瞥了眼坐<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">另一边嗑瓜子看电视剧笑得前仰后翻的小A，那一身肥硕的肉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">颤抖！
“放学后<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">就带神<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">回来，多准备几道素菜，让李叔做他拿手的菜。”
“神仙不用吃饭，别破费了。”佞修吐槽。
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">请同学吃饭，告诉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">这真是一神<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">，会看相算命！他前段时间说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">会得贵<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">相助<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">就上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">门前来把流氓赶走了！”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">只是看不惯非主流而已。”
“总之今晚<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">带同学回去吃个饭，记得让李叔弄几道清淡的菜。”
电话挂了以后老板对身边的同学笑笑，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">让家里准备晚饭，今晚请<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">吃一顿，可千万别推辞。”
光头的年轻<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">脸庞温润，目光明亮，笑起来的时候有点小憨，他羞涩地说，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">吃肉的。”
“……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">不是说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">是和尚吗？”
“但<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">吃肉的。”
下班高峰期堵<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">路上大半个小时后，等老板带着同学回到烤饼铺，正好是晚饭时间，进出的客<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">把门厅坐得满满的。
“唐二，跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">到楼上去。那是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">家。”老板热情地请同学上楼，一楼店面二楼居住。
唐二看着侍应生妹纸从厨房端出来热气腾腾的食物很是期待。
佞修端着盘子抬头看了一眼，老板身后跟的年轻<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">一颗光头真招<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">眼球，再看正面脸上有点肉看起来孩子气，是个小帅哥。他琢磨了一下，又一个大众脸，不然怎么看着眼熟呢。
“修哥，厨房李叔张婶叫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">。”忙碌的侍应生小妹对佞修说。
“修啊，帮叔把这几道菜送楼上，难得咱们老板带朋友回来啊。”
佞修把菜端到楼上的套房的时候，老板正和他的同学聊得开心。老板一直是个自娱自乐的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">，那种自己说话自己接话絮絮叨叨永无止境一般的说话艺术让佞修很是敬佩，所以他不客气的说了，“老板，嘴巴闭闭，口水要喷菜上了。”
老板见了佞修进来更开心了，“唐二，这就是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">的贵<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">，佞修。喊他修哥就好了。跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">讲，修哥那一手切菜雕雕萝卜的刀功特牛叉。”
唐二<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">见<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">进来的时候，大脑里缓存的关于“十年前只相处过半年脾气相当恶劣长头发的师父”的视频文件自动播放，回忆再三确认眼前这张脸和记忆里的那张脸一模一样，就连名字也一模一样后，唐二哭了，“师父，原来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">还活着。”
佞修抬头看了看年轻<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">俊秀的脸庞，“小和尚有点面熟。”
“师父，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">可还记得大明湖畔的熊孩子。”
“噢，这不是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">愚蠢的光头徒弟吗。一晃眼都长这么大了。”
“师父，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">怎么没变老？啊，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">忘了师父<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">不是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">，当然不会变老。”
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">才不是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">。熊孩子翅膀硬了敢来摸老虎胡子了！
唐二打小的心理阴影就是这个师父要揍他的那会儿，起手式都是捏捏手腕，这会儿看到佞修把盘子放下手左手捏了捏右手手腕，他就精神集中挺直了腰板，“师父，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">已经不是当年的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">了。”
“让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">看看这么多年<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">学到了什么。”
只见拳来脚往，两位少侠身手了得。
老板捧着脸无声呐喊，他快要疯了。先不提神<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">喊自己店里的侍应生师父究竟是为什么，他只想好好请<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">吃顿饭，为什么这两个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">突然动起手来了。正常<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">可以<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">天花板上停留五秒吗？半空中还可以发射暗器啊尼玛！老板板不喜欢这样！快住手<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">们两个非<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">类！老板板要哭了！再不住手老板板哭给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">们看呐！
老板哭了，抱着刚刚断了一条桌子腿的桌子哭。毫无悬念<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">武力上获得全胜的佞修丢下躺<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">地上装死的熊孩子，他去安慰自己老板了。
“别哭。”一张纸巾糊<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">了老板脸上。
老板哽咽，“一张不够。”
如愿抱着整盒纸巾后，老板哭得上气不接下气，“修哥，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">是外星<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">吗？”
“断腿堡的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">。”唐家堡的老少爷们尤其是断腿的堡主发来贺电，提醒各位侠士使用轻功达不溜达不溜空空的时候随时做好降落的准备，不然就会像唐家堡堡主一样<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">轮椅上过完余生。
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">吃<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">吗？”老板抹眼泪。
就跟马路上看到一个老得牙都掉光的老奶奶问她<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">吃坚果吗一样，多愚蠢的问题。吃个球的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">！佞修给了老板一巴掌，“清醒一点，李叔做的菜要凉了。”
只见趴<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">角落里装死的唐二迅速起身，鼻青脸肿的坐到断了一条腿的桌子旁，“师父，开饭了吗？”
“开了。”佞修把老板从地上拉起来。
唐二一直是知道自己的师父是揍<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">很牛的。比如十几年前佞渣渣从窗户口跳出去就生死未卜之后，林琳就对他吐露过，某个晚上炮哥大战一方恶鬼，毫发无损完胜。
虽然当时听起来觉得是个故事，至今回想起来还是个故事，但唐二决定把这故事就当成是一个故事，不去探究真实性。因为林琳很喜欢聊斋这样的故事。
不过今天交手之后唐二鼻青脸肿笑容灿烂：“师父，好高的功夫，修行的是哪家外功套路？”
大断腿堡唐门炮哥冷冽的目光微闪，冷笑，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">用的是内功套路。”
愚蠢的中原<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">们可知道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">大唐家堡的天罗诡道是内功啊！不要总是把天策藏剑的外功装备套身上啊！下副本团长喷死<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">啊！不懂装备搭配就问问门派里的师兄师姐啊！有很多基佬愿意为<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">授业解惑！再不济去问度娘啊！度娘来者不拒！
年轻的烤饼铺老板震惊了：为什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">觉得自己和<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">们不是生活<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">同一个世界！这个年代还有内功？！
佞修低头吃饭，凉飕飕的一句话，“老板，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">幻听了。”
老板热切地给炮哥夹菜，“不不不，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">确实是听到内功武功什么的东西了，修哥<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">再跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">说说呗，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">会降龙十八掌还是葵花点穴手？”
佞修放下了筷子，把一只手展露给老板看。坐<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">另一边的唐二鼓着腮帮子睁着一双不通世故的黑眼睛望过来。
那是一只指节明显但不妨碍美感男<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">的手，苍白，略微干燥，指甲修剪整齐，掌心指尖带着薄茧。佞修说，“最近<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">练成了徒手掏心脏的功夫，有机会展示给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">看看。”
“……”年轻的老板想了想，觉得这是很危险的事情。指不定这<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">会往自己胸口掏，他还没找到媳妇生下个一男半女继承这间烤饼铺，不能因为一时的好奇送命。虽然徒手掏心的技能很逆天不符合常理，但老板的直觉告诉他店里的侍应生真的会这一手！
“师父<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">掏过谁的？”唐二依然对未知事物充满了好奇。
老板寒毛倒立：尼玛！！！神<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">问出口了！吃饭的时候说这么血腥的问题真的没有问题吗！
“目前还没有。”佞修回答，他思考了一下从口袋里掏出了两张名片，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">们拿着，有需要就找<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">，八折优惠。”
“修哥！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">居然还能有名片，难为<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">这个连手机都不配备一个的原始<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">了！”老板拿到名片后笑嘻嘻的调侃，低头一看名片泪如雨下。
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“这啥玩意儿呢？”老板扑扑的掉眼泪。
炮哥深沉不改，兼具风度于冷酷，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">的兼职。”
“修哥，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">不想吐槽世界上还有谁会把杀手的活当兼职，但<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">能不能告诉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">为什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">的名片上要映着咱烤饼铺的座机！难怪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">接到的外卖电话各种奇葩！尼玛！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">以为这些<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">都是无聊得打电话来找骂的！！！”
炮哥幽幽的目光望老板，“老板，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">的大嗓门逼退了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">多少客户。”
老板哭得上气不接下气，“不带<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">这样欺负<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">的！呜呜呜！”
炮哥坐<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">一旁淡定吃饭。
吃完半盆饭的唐二咬着烤饼，他认为自己有必要代表<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">佛普度众生，“陈小辰，别难过了，好歹<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">能享受八折优惠，能省很多钱了。”
老板想了想，也对，他抹着眼角问佞修，“修哥，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">的出场费是多少？”
“支持陪吃陪喝，不支持陪聊陪睡业务，从下订单开始每小时五百，目标死亡为止，再追付暗器机关服装劳力费用软妹币998。”
“您做的真不是男公关这一行？”老板觉得整个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">都不好了。
“老板，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">可是专门为像<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">这样的贫民服务的杀手。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">以为想<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">天朝找一个像<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">一样业务熟练同时能充当男朋友供客户满足虚荣心报复渣男的杀手很容易？<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">太天真了。”炮哥抿唇。
“请问您的客户都是？”
“弱势年轻女性群体。”
“师父，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">不接待男顾客吗？”
“基佬费用增加一倍。”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">性别歧视！”老板发觉八折优惠完全就是坑爹，“修哥，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">这样重男轻女是不对的，伟大的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">民群众不提倡这样！”
佞修撇了撇嘴角，“有本事<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">去变性啊。”
“嗷呜呜呜！”老板哭得更伤心了。
唐二又想安慰老板了，“陈小辰，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">别哭。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">这里有生女符，只要把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">画的符藏<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">床底下，保证<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">媳妇生的就是闺女。到时再找<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">师父做生意，八折完全没有问题。”
佞修抽了抽眼角，“秃驴除了教<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">坑蒙拐骗画符外还教了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">什么？”徒弟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">真的往神棍的道路上奔走不息了吗？
“少林伏魔诀和易筋经。”唐二老实回答。
佞修若有所思，原来还有正经技能教授，“平时驱鬼不？”这个渣成灰的师父本<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">完全没有意识到把徒弟丢下不管不顾是多么恶劣。
“法力低微，只能路边摆摊看相。╮(╯_╰)╭话说师父，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">的面相一看就是薄情寡义福缘薄短命，戾气重得无法投胎的凶神。平日里要多做善事才能化解一二，百年之后也好谋个出路。上次超度一个杀<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">犯的恶灵累得<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">直不起腰，要是超度师父<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">觉得要折损十年阳寿了。”
卧了个大槽！徒弟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">吐得一手好槽啊！看问题真的是直指中心！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">敢黑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">们炮哥活得不耐烦了啊！冷眼高贵一点也不邪魅的炮哥站起来，揉了揉手腕。
唐二挺直了腰背严阵以待，“师父且慢！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">有一件大事想向<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">说说！请问鬼煞之夜鬼门打开一个活<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">进去以后有没有办法活着出来！”
佞修手上的动作一顿，眸光一沉犹如一潭死水纹丝不动彻骨寒心，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">这个光怪陆离的世界混了十几年，妖魔鬼怪见识了不少长了许多姿势，大鬼门有大鬼门开的日子和规矩，小鬼门有小鬼门的套数，鬼煞夜的鬼门神仙也近不得。
炮哥换了一副很好说话的模样摸了摸熊孩子的光头，“怎么？想死还不容易，拨打05XX-863599XX找修哥，修哥一箭送<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">到奈何桥头。保<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">死得不能再死。”
盯着那只苍白修长的手<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">明亮的光头上，一股寒气袭上心头，老板还没擦干净的眼泪又开始扑扑的掉了，汹涌如潮水，“修哥求<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">不要吓<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">了，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">怕<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">一爪子下去唐二的脑袋就跟厨房里的西瓜一样裂了。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">只是开烤饼铺的担不起这样的事啊！”
唐二：“啊？师父，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">真的要徒手捏爆<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">的脑袋吗？”
佞修：“……”
孩子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comaf3d7f520c">这话语里隐约的兴奋为哪般呐？
作者有话要说：嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿虽然我也不知道为什么要笑