正文 61树神
肥满很热情<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">招待了加餐和阿奢,请他们到他位于地下两百米深<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">将军宫中吃喝休息。陪着阿奢和加餐<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">,除了阿浆等亲信卫士之外，还有霍英雄和大列巴,以及被霍英雄扛在肩上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">施财天。
肥满在饿鬼道中已经算是罕见<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">高大威武,没想到加餐身边会有两个如此人高马大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">卫士,看体积几乎可以和自己匹敌，就很好奇<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">对着霍英雄看了又看,又用手背蹭了蹭大列巴<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">大白脸。大列巴打了个激灵，简直怀疑自己是受了肥满<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">性骚扰。
将军宫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">格局类似一只大蜘蛛，中央有个极其辽阔<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">大圆厅，大圆厅两侧连着放射型<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">长走廊，四通八达<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">不知通往什么地方。天花板上密布了电灯，墙壁中也镶嵌了大显示屏，屏幕闪闪烁烁，播放着来自太平洋另一侧<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">科幻电影，电影里<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">世界山青水碧鸟语花香，是幻想中才有<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">好天地。
肥满研究完了大列巴，把目光转移到了霍英雄肩膀上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">施财天。施财天<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">头脸身体依旧是被白床单包裹着，连手臂都不得自由。肥满每掀一下床单，霍英雄就要横挪着躲一步。及至他们一起进入了一间大餐厅，肥满手上忽然用劲，一把将床单扯了下来。施财天这回见了天日，就嘤嘤<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">一边叫痛，一边慢慢<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">向上昂起头，和肥满打了个照面。
肥满本以为霍英雄扛<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">不过是个普通兽人，然而此刻他和施财天四目相对了，施财天<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">相貌却是让他大大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">惊叫了一声——施财天现在满脸都是血痂血眼，任谁看了都要吓一大跳，但是肥满之所以惊叫，却又不是怕他这张毁了容<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">面孔。抬手指着施财天，他扬起两道浓眉锐声叫道：“他怎么会长得和神一样？”
霍英雄听了这话，十分惶恐，当即转向肥满表示谦逊：“没有没有，他长得挺一般<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">，比神差远了。”
肥满<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">声音本来就刺耳，如今因为惊讶，越发叫得像个泼辣小丫头：“来人啊，去把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">神请过来！”
这话说出不久，就有四名士兵抬进了一朵一平方米大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">黄金莲花。莲花之上端坐着一个人——看形状应该是一个人，但是被一层白色丝绸严密<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">覆盖住了。加餐大将军和阿奢本来已经落座，此刻见状，不由得一起向前欠了身，不知道肥满到底是弄来了个什么东西；而肥满步伐轻快<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">走到莲花旁弯下了腰，用甜蜜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">小嗓子笑道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">神呀，连着八个小时没有见到您了，您想念<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">了吗？”
白绸子下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">脑袋微微一摇。
肥满没皮没脸<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">又道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">这里有一只兽人，竟然长得和您很像，您要不要和他见上一面？”
白绸子下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">脑袋这回上下一点。
阿奢抽了抽鼻子，忽然感觉这屋子里弥漫开了一股子清甜气息，是从未嗅过<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">好闻味道。转了脑袋再看别人，别人也全在一口接一口<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">吸气，可见大家<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">感觉都是一样。而肥满得意<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">转向众人，娇声嗲气<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">大声笑道：“加餐哥，阿奢表妹，还有丑陋乏味<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">卫士们，睁大眼睛看着吧，千万不要被神<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">光芒刺瞎了双眼，神像本大将军一样，是美丽温柔博爱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">，虽然加餐哥<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">一直装神弄鬼无聊失败，阿奢表妹<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">老气横秋毫无魅力，但<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">一直包容<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">们，从这方面看，本大将军也是富有神性<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">。”
然后隔着一层白绸子，他撅嘴在那脑袋上亲了一口：“所以<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">和<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">神才会心心相印。”
白绸子下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">神被他那一嘴拱得一晃，然而始终没吭声。肥满也说得够了，单手抓住白绸一角，他骤然起身一挥手臂。一瞬间中，那位神露了真面目。
餐厅中<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">众人果然全傻眼了。
这位神摆了个趺坐垂头<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">姿势，通体碧绿，绿得洁净，几乎是半透明。双手搭在膝盖上，他面无表情<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">垂着眼帘，周身不但一丝丨不挂，而且没有半毫毛发，胯间干干净净空空荡荡，并无任何隐私器官。再看他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">眉目口鼻，也当真是和施财天一模一样。
施财天在霍英雄肩膀上向下一挣，“啪嗒”一声落在了地上。摇头摆尾<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">游到那位绿神面前，他用双手扶了黄金莲花瓣，探头过去闻了闻对方<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">面孔和胸膛，随即睁大眼睛问道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">是树？”
绿神抬眼看了他，同时用细微<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">声音答道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">是树。”
施财天<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">鬼脸子上缓缓绽开了笑容：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">怎么来了？”
树慢慢垂下眼帘：“山上很吵，夜叉砍<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">。”
施财天忘记了疼痛，笑得咧开了嘴：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">是要找<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">吗？”
树摇了摇头：“不是，随便走走。”
施财天摸着他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">胳膊和大腿：“原来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">也能变成天人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">样子？”
“能。”
“那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">为什么变得和<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">一模一样？”
树不回答了。
施财天欢天喜地<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">回头去看霍英雄：“他是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">树，须弥山上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">婆娑宝树！”
霍英雄和大列巴瞠目结舌，一时全说不出话。加餐和肥满也睁圆了眼睛，发不出声音。唯有施财天快乐无比，抓起婆娑宝树<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">一只手，他将对方<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">食指塞进自己口中，呲着尖牙一口咬掉了一个指节。然后用双手紧紧攥了婆娑宝树<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">手腕，他开始上气不接下气<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">吮吸。先前在须弥山天天喝这东西，也没喝出好来，如今久违之后再尝，他就感觉这碧绿粘稠<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">汁水是天下第一美味。拼命<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">吮吸了一阵子，他还感觉不够劲，一头扎进了对方<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">怀里乱啃。婆娑宝树本是个含胸低头<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">姿势，此刻看着施财天埋在自己胸前<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">脑袋，他闭了眼睛，开始缓缓向前挺身，而胸膛随之隆起，很快鼓成了两只硕大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">乳丨房。
房中众人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">眼睛登时又睁大了一倍。施财天叼住乳丨头继续大吸特吸，婆娑宝树默然<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">向上举起了双臂，双手手指迅速增长分叉，两条手臂也分成了几股粗壮树枝。转眼之间，半间大餐厅都被婆娑宝树<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">碧绿枝条占据了。施财天也不知不觉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">转成了倒栽葱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">姿势，尾巴向上卷住一股树枝，他忽然咬着一只乳丨头抬起头，把那乳丨头抻了一尺多长。对着霍英雄和大列巴招了招手，他舍不得松口，含含糊糊<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">叫道：“来吃啊！”
霍英雄没敢动地方，大列巴在他耳边小声嘀咕道：“这到底是个什么玩意儿啊？还带变性<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">？”
霍英雄一听这话，略略<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">分了心：“树也分男女？”
大列巴答道：“不知道哇！”
这两句话说完，餐厅上方已经全被婆娑宝树<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">枝条填满，以加餐和肥满为首，众人全都蜷缩着蹲在了地上。肥满仿佛是十分痛心，用甜美<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">小嗓子轻声唤道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">神，您怎么和兽人缠在了一起？”
加餐冷不丁<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">开了口：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">当<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">是找来了什么了不得<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">大家伙，原来也不过是个植物人。”
“鹅猴猴猴猴猴，加餐哥<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">真讨厌。”
加餐看了他一眼，额头上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">青筋又要蹦：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">就当<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">什么都没说。”
这个时候，施财天却是在树枝之间睡着了。
婆娑宝树收拢枝条，松松<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">包裹住了施财天，也让其余众人得以抬头起立。收拢到了最后，婆娑宝树依然端坐在黄金莲花之中，可是从胸腹往上呈现树形，头脸手臂肩膀全部化为碧绿枝条，托着熟睡<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">施财天一动不动。
正当此时，餐厅外快步走进了一个人，正是骸集团<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">小将军。小将军名叫砂糖，相貌和肥满相似，比肥满矮了一个脑袋，今年已经满了四十岁，但是保养得细皮嫩肉，乍一看有点雌雄莫辩<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">意思。他本是急匆匆<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">要往餐厅里闯，然而刚进门就看到了婆娑宝树<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">新形象，惊得他捂住嘴退了一步。肥满见状，向他挥了挥手：“叔叔，不要怕，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">神好像刚刚遇到了个老朋友。”
砂糖小将军小心翼翼<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">绕过婆娑宝树，先是对着加餐大将军行了个礼，然后走到肥满面前说道：“大将军，前方阵地<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">地下工事被雨水淹了，现在<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">士兵正在往外撤，已经无力抵御敌人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">攻击。”
肥满一转大眼睛：“敌人不会打到<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">们这里吧？”
小将军将双手交握在胸前，像个忧心忡忡<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">少女一样：“希望不会。”
肥满转向加餐，开始发牢骚：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">为什么不提前把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">舅舅阿糕也阉掉呢？<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">看<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">叔叔，被阉掉之后就忠诚得像个天使一样！”
加餐对肥满作出答复：“如果<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">提前预知到他会闹反叛，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">早在十年前就砍掉他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">脑袋了。”
在餐厅中一片怨声之时，距离大本营几百里远<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">敌营之内，阿糕小将军正在沾沾自喜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">照镜子。对着镜子拔掉头顶一根白头发，他在心中盘算着胜利之后，自己应该采用什么类型<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">将军号。“神圣”“至高”之类<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">字眼已经用滥了，他要别出心裁<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">另想个新鲜名号。
同时，他也已经暗暗<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">为阿修罗王预备好了一枚小小<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">核弹。谁愿意和一个如鬼似魅<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">小丫头平分大陆呢？所以等到解决了肥满之后，他还得捎带手<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">，把阿修罗王也一并消灭掉。
肥满在饿鬼道中已经算是罕见<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">高大威武,没想到加餐身边会有两个如此人高马大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">卫士,看体积几乎可以和自己匹敌，就很好奇<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">对着霍英雄看了又看,又用手背蹭了蹭大列巴<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">大白脸。大列巴打了个激灵，简直怀疑自己是受了肥满<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">性骚扰。
将军宫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">格局类似一只大蜘蛛，中央有个极其辽阔<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">大圆厅，大圆厅两侧连着放射型<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">长走廊，四通八达<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">不知通往什么地方。天花板上密布了电灯，墙壁中也镶嵌了大显示屏，屏幕闪闪烁烁，播放着来自太平洋另一侧<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">科幻电影，电影里<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">世界山青水碧鸟语花香，是幻想中才有<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">好天地。
肥满研究完了大列巴，把目光转移到了霍英雄肩膀上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">施财天。施财天<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">头脸身体依旧是被白床单包裹着，连手臂都不得自由。肥满每掀一下床单，霍英雄就要横挪着躲一步。及至他们一起进入了一间大餐厅，肥满手上忽然用劲，一把将床单扯了下来。施财天这回见了天日，就嘤嘤<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">一边叫痛，一边慢慢<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">向上昂起头，和肥满打了个照面。
肥满本以为霍英雄扛<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">不过是个普通兽人，然而此刻他和施财天四目相对了，施财天<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">相貌却是让他大大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">惊叫了一声——施财天现在满脸都是血痂血眼，任谁看了都要吓一大跳，但是肥满之所以惊叫，却又不是怕他这张毁了容<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">面孔。抬手指着施财天，他扬起两道浓眉锐声叫道：“他怎么会长得和神一样？”
霍英雄听了这话，十分惶恐，当即转向肥满表示谦逊：“没有没有，他长得挺一般<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">，比神差远了。”
肥满<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">声音本来就刺耳，如今因为惊讶，越发叫得像个泼辣小丫头：“来人啊，去把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">神请过来！”
这话说出不久，就有四名士兵抬进了一朵一平方米大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">黄金莲花。莲花之上端坐着一个人——看形状应该是一个人，但是被一层白色丝绸严密<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">覆盖住了。加餐大将军和阿奢本来已经落座，此刻见状，不由得一起向前欠了身，不知道肥满到底是弄来了个什么东西；而肥满步伐轻快<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">走到莲花旁弯下了腰，用甜蜜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">小嗓子笑道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">神呀，连着八个小时没有见到您了，您想念<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">了吗？”
白绸子下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">脑袋微微一摇。
肥满没皮没脸<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">又道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">这里有一只兽人，竟然长得和您很像，您要不要和他见上一面？”
白绸子下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">脑袋这回上下一点。
阿奢抽了抽鼻子，忽然感觉这屋子里弥漫开了一股子清甜气息，是从未嗅过<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">好闻味道。转了脑袋再看别人，别人也全在一口接一口<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">吸气，可见大家<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">感觉都是一样。而肥满得意<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">转向众人，娇声嗲气<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">大声笑道：“加餐哥，阿奢表妹，还有丑陋乏味<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">卫士们，睁大眼睛看着吧，千万不要被神<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">光芒刺瞎了双眼，神像本大将军一样，是美丽温柔博爱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">，虽然加餐哥<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">一直装神弄鬼无聊失败，阿奢表妹<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">老气横秋毫无魅力，但<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">一直包容<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">们，从这方面看，本大将军也是富有神性<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">。”
然后隔着一层白绸子，他撅嘴在那脑袋上亲了一口：“所以<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">和<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">神才会心心相印。”
白绸子下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">神被他那一嘴拱得一晃，然而始终没吭声。肥满也说得够了，单手抓住白绸一角，他骤然起身一挥手臂。一瞬间中，那位神露了真面目。
餐厅中<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">众人果然全傻眼了。
这位神摆了个趺坐垂头<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">姿势，通体碧绿，绿得洁净，几乎是半透明。双手搭在膝盖上，他面无表情<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">垂着眼帘，周身不但一丝丨不挂，而且没有半毫毛发，胯间干干净净空空荡荡，并无任何隐私器官。再看他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">眉目口鼻，也当真是和施财天一模一样。
施财天在霍英雄肩膀上向下一挣，“啪嗒”一声落在了地上。摇头摆尾<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">游到那位绿神面前，他用双手扶了黄金莲花瓣，探头过去闻了闻对方<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">面孔和胸膛，随即睁大眼睛问道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">是树？”
绿神抬眼看了他，同时用细微<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">声音答道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">是树。”
施财天<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">鬼脸子上缓缓绽开了笑容：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">怎么来了？”
树慢慢垂下眼帘：“山上很吵，夜叉砍<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">。”
施财天忘记了疼痛，笑得咧开了嘴：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">是要找<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">吗？”
树摇了摇头：“不是，随便走走。”
施财天摸着他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">胳膊和大腿：“原来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">也能变成天人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">样子？”
“能。”
“那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">为什么变得和<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">一模一样？”
树不回答了。
施财天欢天喜地<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">回头去看霍英雄：“他是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">树，须弥山上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">婆娑宝树！”
霍英雄和大列巴瞠目结舌，一时全说不出话。加餐和肥满也睁圆了眼睛，发不出声音。唯有施财天快乐无比，抓起婆娑宝树<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">一只手，他将对方<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">食指塞进自己口中，呲着尖牙一口咬掉了一个指节。然后用双手紧紧攥了婆娑宝树<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">手腕，他开始上气不接下气<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">吮吸。先前在须弥山天天喝这东西，也没喝出好来，如今久违之后再尝，他就感觉这碧绿粘稠<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">汁水是天下第一美味。拼命<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">吮吸了一阵子，他还感觉不够劲，一头扎进了对方<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">怀里乱啃。婆娑宝树本是个含胸低头<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">姿势，此刻看着施财天埋在自己胸前<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">脑袋，他闭了眼睛，开始缓缓向前挺身，而胸膛随之隆起，很快鼓成了两只硕大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">乳丨房。
房中众人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">眼睛登时又睁大了一倍。施财天叼住乳丨头继续大吸特吸，婆娑宝树默然<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">向上举起了双臂，双手手指迅速增长分叉，两条手臂也分成了几股粗壮树枝。转眼之间，半间大餐厅都被婆娑宝树<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">碧绿枝条占据了。施财天也不知不觉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">转成了倒栽葱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">姿势，尾巴向上卷住一股树枝，他忽然咬着一只乳丨头抬起头，把那乳丨头抻了一尺多长。对着霍英雄和大列巴招了招手，他舍不得松口，含含糊糊<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">叫道：“来吃啊！”
霍英雄没敢动地方，大列巴在他耳边小声嘀咕道：“这到底是个什么玩意儿啊？还带变性<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">？”
霍英雄一听这话，略略<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">分了心：“树也分男女？”
大列巴答道：“不知道哇！”
这两句话说完，餐厅上方已经全被婆娑宝树<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">枝条填满，以加餐和肥满为首，众人全都蜷缩着蹲在了地上。肥满仿佛是十分痛心，用甜美<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">小嗓子轻声唤道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">神，您怎么和兽人缠在了一起？”
加餐冷不丁<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">开了口：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">当<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">是找来了什么了不得<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">大家伙，原来也不过是个植物人。”
“鹅猴猴猴猴猴，加餐哥<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">真讨厌。”
加餐看了他一眼，额头上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">青筋又要蹦：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">就当<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">什么都没说。”
这个时候，施财天却是在树枝之间睡着了。
婆娑宝树收拢枝条，松松<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">包裹住了施财天，也让其余众人得以抬头起立。收拢到了最后，婆娑宝树依然端坐在黄金莲花之中，可是从胸腹往上呈现树形，头脸手臂肩膀全部化为碧绿枝条，托着熟睡<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">施财天一动不动。
正当此时，餐厅外快步走进了一个人，正是骸集团<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">小将军。小将军名叫砂糖，相貌和肥满相似，比肥满矮了一个脑袋，今年已经满了四十岁，但是保养得细皮嫩肉，乍一看有点雌雄莫辩<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">意思。他本是急匆匆<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">要往餐厅里闯，然而刚进门就看到了婆娑宝树<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">新形象，惊得他捂住嘴退了一步。肥满见状，向他挥了挥手：“叔叔，不要怕，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">神好像刚刚遇到了个老朋友。”
砂糖小将军小心翼翼<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">绕过婆娑宝树，先是对着加餐大将军行了个礼，然后走到肥满面前说道：“大将军，前方阵地<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">地下工事被雨水淹了，现在<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">士兵正在往外撤，已经无力抵御敌人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">攻击。”
肥满一转大眼睛：“敌人不会打到<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">们这里吧？”
小将军将双手交握在胸前，像个忧心忡忡<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">少女一样：“希望不会。”
肥满转向加餐，开始发牢骚：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">为什么不提前把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">舅舅阿糕也阉掉呢？<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">看<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">叔叔，被阉掉之后就忠诚得像个天使一样！”
加餐对肥满作出答复：“如果<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">提前预知到他会闹反叛，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">早在十年前就砍掉他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">脑袋了。”
在餐厅中一片怨声之时，距离大本营几百里远<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">敌营之内，阿糕小将军正在沾沾自喜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">照镜子。对着镜子拔掉头顶一根白头发，他在心中盘算着胜利之后，自己应该采用什么类型<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">将军号。“神圣”“至高”之类<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">字眼已经用滥了，他要别出心裁<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">另想个新鲜名号。
同时，他也已经暗暗<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">为阿修罗王预备好了一枚小小<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">核弹。谁愿意和一个如鬼似魅<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">小丫头平分大陆呢？所以等到解决了肥满之后，他还得捎带手<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comb4d6fb9232">，把阿修罗王也一并消灭掉。