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话说因为皇桑要携亲下江南,并且预备在途中亲亲热热<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">过端午。为了保证一贯<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">感情勾结习俗,so，皇桑决定,在下江南前举行包粽子比赛！
嗯哼,参赛人员如下：
A队：皇桑,和美人；
B队：五大爷，六大爷；
C队：纪晓岚,刘墉（这俩货是半路碰见被扯过来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">）；
D队：罗伯斯，和琳（好吧，这俩是实在组不起队来临时拼凑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">）o(╯□╰)o~~
咳咳，话说比赛发起人，皇桑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">心情很好，于是言明，第一名有彩头！他名下酒楼<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">六折优惠卡一张！外加还是他名下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">西洋玩意儿铺子内商品任意挑选一件！
于是，众人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">参赛热情更高了！
这天，皇桑很无耻<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">迅速结束了早朝，然后便带领众人不着痕迹<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">兵分四路来到了一早就说好<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">四合院。
一进去就见早安排好<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">小太监们已经将事先泡好<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">糯米等物摆放整齐了，分了四份。旁边就是绿油油<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">粽叶。第二排还有五个盆，里面是各种馅料：腊肉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">，排骨<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">，豆沙<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">，枣泥<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">，火腿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">。咸甜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">味道不时地飞入众人鼻腔内，引得唾液分泌更加积极。
“哥！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">们回来了。”早就跃跃欲试<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">和琳给这一串儿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">人分别请了安，笑嘻嘻<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">扒在善保身上，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">等了好久了。”
皇桑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">脸有点儿黑，小子！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">摸哪儿呢？！放开，善保<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">腰是偶<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">！偶<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">！
敏感<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">觉察到身边人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">气息有些不对，善保扭头一看，失笑。轻轻拍拍和琳<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">手，“行了，多大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">人了，还不见见<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">队友？待会儿哭了有<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">闹<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">。”
和琳吐吐舌头，笑嘻嘻<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">跑开，饶有趣味<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">围着金发蓝眼<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">罗伯斯转悠去了。
“哼！”皇桑从鼻子里轻哼一声，补偿似<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">偷偷在善保脸上亲了口，“小东西，什么时候竟是不怕<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">了么？”
善保笑道：“还说呢，不是四爷老逗他，这怪得了谁？”
皇桑死鸭子嘴硬，挑眉，“罢了罢了，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">不跟他计较！哼哼。”
那边六大爷还煞有其事<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">围着围裙，挽挽袖子，“四哥，啥时候开始啊？”
弘昼看着他越挽越乱，最后几乎成了个死疙瘩<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">袖口，叹口气，上前帮忙。
“急啥？！”被打扰<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">皇桑瞪他一眼，扭头问一边<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">吴书来：“都准备齐了么？”
“回万岁爷<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">话，齐了。”吴秘书在脑中迅速过一遍，点头道。
“那好，准备，一刻钟之后开始！”林言也挽了袖子，兴致勃勃。
纪晓岚和刘墉早就准备好了，此时正很猥琐<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">商量着。
“罗锅，待会儿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">可不能拖后腿！”纪晓岚把烟袋往腰间一插，活动下手腕子，“咱以后<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">伙食可就看这一回啦！”乖乖，六折有木有？！好有吸引力有木有？！
刘墉鄙视地看他一眼，居高临下，“算了吧，是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">别拖后腿吧！”又皱皱眉头，伸手把他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">烟袋抽出来，直接就塞给后面<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">一个小太监，“都这会儿了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">还扛着这个做什么？包烟灰馅儿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">粽子么？！”
“哎哎哎，”纪晓岚心疼<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">伸手去抢，可是得了刘墉眼色<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">小太监早就退到一边儿去了，眼看着就要开始了，只能不甘心<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">跺跺脚。
其实这三组都还好，那边和琳纠结<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">看着连筷子用起来都哆哆嗦嗦<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">罗伯斯，深觉亚历山大啊！（为了增加难度，皇桑很无耻<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">要求大家要使用筷子！）
“喂，”和琳囧囧有神<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">看着为了夹一嘬肉丁急<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">满头大汗<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">罗伯斯，捂脸，“算了，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">还是换成勺子吧，皇上一定会同意<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">。”
练习中<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">罗伯斯摸把汗，在胸口画了个十字，“窝<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">老天爷~啊！这实在是太要命了！哦，请一定帮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">换成勺子~！”
和琳默默地扭过脸去请人换把勺子来，就脚<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">吧，今天他这一组一定会死<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">很惨，很惨，惨~~~
于是，终于要开始了么？！
“开始！”第一届包粽子大赛<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">裁判，吴书来先森赶脚相当良好<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">一声令下，各方人马终于开始了！
“喂喂喂，老纪，注意着点儿！”刘墉正包着呢，左边忽地就飞过来一不明飞行物，赶紧往后一躲。
“哈哈，”纪晓岚干笑几声，无视飞出去<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">筷子，又重新取了一根，“手误手误哈。”然后又继续和手里<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">粽叶奋斗。
“哎呀嘿，平时看着她们包<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">时候也挺容易<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">啊，”纪晓岚到现在连个漏斗形都没整出来，直接对折，上面刚一放米下面就漏了。
“愁死了让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">！”刘墉也是手忙脚乱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">，不过他还好点儿，好歹能兜住米，“看着点儿！哎呀！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">倒是圈起来呀，圈起来！笨死了！圈，圈！算了，还是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">来吧，等会儿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">放馅儿。”
亲王组这边就更惨了！好歹那三组都面前算是有个会一点<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">，这边这俩货平时可都是连穿衣戴帽都有人服侍<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">货，着急上火□！
六大爷很无耻<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">偷看了善保<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">动作步骤后总算是弄出了个不伦不类<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">漏斗形，咳，虽然有点儿怪。
“小六儿，有<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">啊。”弘昼很惊喜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">看着终于能盛住糯米<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">粽叶，大大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">夸赞了一番。
“嗯哼，那是！”六大爷<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">小尾巴瞬间就翘到天上去了！得瑟起来，很有大将风范<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">把粽叶往弘昼手里一塞，“拿着，看爷给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">塞米！”
“嘿嘿。”弘昼巴巴儿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">接过来，看着六大爷进行下一步。
弘曕拿过筷子来，这个他会，呼啦啦<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">就往粽子里塞满了糯米，一撂筷子，“赶紧<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">，包起来！”
弘昼咂巴咂巴嘴儿，“六儿啊，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">觉不觉得咱们好像忘了点儿啥啊？”
弘曕也一愣，“唔，好像是哈。”转眼一看旁边，一拍手，“哎呀！馅儿！”
第四小组。
罗伯斯崇拜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">看着手脚飞快<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">和琳，惊叹道：“哦~~！上帝，这简直就是一粟！”
“啥？！”和琳眨眨眼，表示没听清楚。
“唔，”罗伯斯想了想，很艰难<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">发音，“是，一，数~！”
￣□￣｜｜，好吧，和琳想了好久，终于明白罗伯斯<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">意思了！
“行了，放馅儿吧。”和琳把手里<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">粽子往前一递。
“哦哦，窝来了！”见终于有自己<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">用武之地，罗伯斯很感激<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">看看和琳，郑重<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">拿起勺子，表情肃穆<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">伸向了离自己最近<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">腊肉盆。
“快啊！”和琳囧囧有神<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">看着犹豫不决<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">罗伯斯，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">哥那边都已经包好一个了啊。”
“哦哦哦！”罗伯斯心下一急，咬咬牙，狠命挖了一大勺，吧唧扣在粽叶里。
“~~~”和琳黑线<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">看着已经蔓延到自己手背<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">肉馅，咽口口水，“那啥，罗伯斯，难道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">不觉得，有点儿多了么？”喂喂喂！这样肿么包起来啊喂？！
好吧，进行<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">最顺利<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">就数第一组了。首先，和美人几乎都是年年自己包粽子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">，和琳就是跟他学<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">。这个熟练就甭说了！
而林言呢，前世<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">他家务也没少做，虽然没包过粽子，但是架不住基础好啊，上手很容易，不一会儿就有模有样<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">了。
“嗯，四爷做<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">很好。”检查了下，善保夸赞道。
“嘿嘿，”林言笑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">见牙不见眼，一口大白牙在太阳底下熠熠生辉，“那啥，都是师傅教<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">好。”下巴指指善保，“名师！”又厚颜无耻<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">点点自己，“高徒！”
善保也跟着笑，手下不停，往里面塞了适量<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">火腿肉馅。然后仔仔细细<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">系上了活结。一个漂漂亮亮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">粽子，完成！
本来已经差不多完成<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">粽子，结果就因为六大爷和五大爷无论如何也无法在手中<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">不规则立方体上系绳子而功亏一篑。
懊恼<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">看着脚边散作一团<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">糯米和粽叶，六大爷不干了！“四哥<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">们耍赖！”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">耍什么赖了！”林言瞅一眼小土狗，很得瑟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">举了举自己手中<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">成品粽子，哼哼，偶和善保，合起来就素无敌！
弘曕哼哼唧唧，“就是耍赖！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">肯定是提前练了！而且善保本来就会！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">们都没弄过！不公平！”这真是太不正常了！一向养尊处优<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">四哥竟然说学就学会了？！真是太不正常了！一定是私底下开小灶了！就素！
“就是就是！”弘昼也回过神来了，开始声援。
“哎呀，”纪晓岚直接就把手里惨不忍睹<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">东西放下，幽幽叹口气，“天地良心啊！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">纪晓岚一生光明磊落，不想却被人阴了一把啊阴了一把！”说着，还很幽怨<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">看了眼林言。
刘墉在第无数次<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">试图捆绑粽子失败后，也把什么气节啊风度啊尊严神马<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">丢开了，顺势放下，同样进行眼神攻击。心中吐槽，娘咧，没想到<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">刘墉竟然会被这小小<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">吃食给绊住！传出去声明何在啊声明何在！
然后罗伯斯也很是赞同<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">点点头，“皇上！嫩这么做是不对滴！窝们都不会~！比赛应该公平！”
和琳看着自己一塌糊涂<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">衣袖，猛点头。
“咳咳，好吧好吧！”迫于群众<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">压力，皇桑终于点头，“这样行了吧？！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">们这一组不参与最后<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">评比！成了么？！”
“这还差不多！”六大爷勉为其难<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">点点头。然后比赛继续。
鉴于在高低起伏<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">粽子上绑线难度系数实在是太高，最后六大爷竟然无师自通<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">想出了方形粽子！（其实就是把几片粽叶胡乱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">缠在一起，总有几片能围成一个空间吧？！o(╯□╰)o~~）于是难度瞬间降低！其他两组一看，纷纷效仿。
“喂！这是爷想出来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">！”果亲王不乐意了，嚷嚷道，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">们都不准学！”
“哎呀呀，王爷这话怎么说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">？”纪晓岚习惯性地去摸烟袋，摸了个空，有些尴尬<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">道，“您刚开始<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">时候不也偷看了钮祜禄大人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">么？”
“这能一样么？！”六大爷眼一瞪，就要开掐。
“这怎么就不一样了？！”纪晓岚不甘示弱，回瞪。
“不一样！”
“一样！”
“爷说不一样就不一样！纪晓岚，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">犯上！”
“哎呦呵，皇上！果亲王仗势欺人，犯规！取消资格！”
林言黑线，扭头，表示风太大啊风太大，自己神马都木听见！
一个时辰之后，裁判吴书来先森敲响了锣，比赛结束！
“唔，皇上一组不参与比赛。第二组四个！第三组，六个！第四组，十一个！”吴书来统计着，同时心中默默地内牛，真<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">，要他承认这几个看都看不出形状来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">僵尸状物体是粽子，真<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">很艰难啊！
“作弊！”一听自己这组是吊车尾，和亲王和果亲王对视一眼，开始嚷嚷。
“啊啊啊，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">们是第一？！”和琳童鞋表示很意外。
“哦哦哦。”罗伯斯流下了幸福<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">泪水，主啊！您<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">子民即便是在异国他乡也没给您丢人啊！
“做什么弊？！”知道自己夺冠无望<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">纪晓岚刘墉组索性破罐子破摔，大不了事后死皮赖脸<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">再问皇上讨一张卡不就完了么。
“怎么可能是本王最少？！”果亲王开始耍赖。
“怎么就不能是您最少？！”纪晓岚又要开始第二回合，“刚才是谁一直光看别人不包来着？！”
“胡说！”果亲王坚决不承认，好吧，要是四九城里果亲王说自己是耍赖<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">第二名，就没人敢认第一。“本王一直都很努力！”
“就是偷懒了！”
“放肆！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">们也作弊了！”
“偷懒！”
“作弊！本王说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">们作弊就作弊！”
“皇上！果亲王仗势欺人，取消资格啊皇上！”
皇桑直接无视，笑眯眯<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">让人上锅！开煮！哼哼，还是偶和善保最厉害！包<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">又快又好！嗯哼！
等啊等，等啊等！近三个时辰之后，粽子终于出锅鸟！
不用说，那些个最为漂亮美观<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">就是林言善保组<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">，一出来被众人哄抢一空。
“哎呀，六儿！”林言目瞪口呆，看着锅里剩下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">那些奇形怪状<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">东西，唔，还有仨漏了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">！好恶心！这特么都是谁包<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">？！“给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">放下！听见了没？！放下！”
“唔，先到先得！”果亲王很无耻<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">直接跑掉。
“放下！”
“就不给！”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">放不放？！”
“唔唔唔，没听见！”
-----------------------吾是混乱过后<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">分割线-------------------------
好吧，经过调解，众人终于是达成了初步一致，每组都分得三只正常外观<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">，然后，那些恶心<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">也得分着吃了！
“这谁包<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">？！有人包粽子不带馅儿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">么？！”咬了三口之后还没看到馅儿，林言恼了，挨个看过去，“是不是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">，还是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">？！”
被扫过<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">人纷纷摇头，表示与自己无关。
弘昼和弘曕功力深厚，表现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">比别人更无辜。
“哦哦，五哥，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">吃这个，排骨<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">。”
“嗯，香！六儿啊，这个是腊肉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">，哝给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">不是爱吃么。”
“唔，再给爷弄个豆沙<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">！”
“好嘞！”
噢噢噢，多么美好<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">一天啊！
作者有话要说：好吧好吧，这就是一章正文和番外的集合体···o(╯□╰)o
嗯哼,参赛人员如下：
A队：皇桑,和美人；
B队：五大爷，六大爷；
C队：纪晓岚,刘墉（这俩货是半路碰见被扯过来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">）；
D队：罗伯斯，和琳（好吧，这俩是实在组不起队来临时拼凑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">）o(╯□╰)o~~
咳咳，话说比赛发起人，皇桑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">心情很好，于是言明，第一名有彩头！他名下酒楼<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">六折优惠卡一张！外加还是他名下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">西洋玩意儿铺子内商品任意挑选一件！
于是，众人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">参赛热情更高了！
这天，皇桑很无耻<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">迅速结束了早朝，然后便带领众人不着痕迹<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">兵分四路来到了一早就说好<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">四合院。
一进去就见早安排好<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">小太监们已经将事先泡好<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">糯米等物摆放整齐了，分了四份。旁边就是绿油油<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">粽叶。第二排还有五个盆，里面是各种馅料：腊肉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">，排骨<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">，豆沙<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">，枣泥<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">，火腿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">。咸甜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">味道不时地飞入众人鼻腔内，引得唾液分泌更加积极。
“哥！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">们回来了。”早就跃跃欲试<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">和琳给这一串儿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">人分别请了安，笑嘻嘻<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">扒在善保身上，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">等了好久了。”
皇桑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">脸有点儿黑，小子！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">摸哪儿呢？！放开，善保<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">腰是偶<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">！偶<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">！
敏感<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">觉察到身边人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">气息有些不对，善保扭头一看，失笑。轻轻拍拍和琳<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">手，“行了，多大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">人了，还不见见<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">队友？待会儿哭了有<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">闹<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">。”
和琳吐吐舌头，笑嘻嘻<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">跑开，饶有趣味<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">围着金发蓝眼<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">罗伯斯转悠去了。
“哼！”皇桑从鼻子里轻哼一声，补偿似<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">偷偷在善保脸上亲了口，“小东西，什么时候竟是不怕<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">了么？”
善保笑道：“还说呢，不是四爷老逗他，这怪得了谁？”
皇桑死鸭子嘴硬，挑眉，“罢了罢了，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">不跟他计较！哼哼。”
那边六大爷还煞有其事<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">围着围裙，挽挽袖子，“四哥，啥时候开始啊？”
弘昼看着他越挽越乱，最后几乎成了个死疙瘩<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">袖口，叹口气，上前帮忙。
“急啥？！”被打扰<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">皇桑瞪他一眼，扭头问一边<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">吴书来：“都准备齐了么？”
“回万岁爷<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">话，齐了。”吴秘书在脑中迅速过一遍，点头道。
“那好，准备，一刻钟之后开始！”林言也挽了袖子，兴致勃勃。
纪晓岚和刘墉早就准备好了，此时正很猥琐<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">商量着。
“罗锅，待会儿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">可不能拖后腿！”纪晓岚把烟袋往腰间一插，活动下手腕子，“咱以后<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">伙食可就看这一回啦！”乖乖，六折有木有？！好有吸引力有木有？！
刘墉鄙视地看他一眼，居高临下，“算了吧，是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">别拖后腿吧！”又皱皱眉头，伸手把他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">烟袋抽出来，直接就塞给后面<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">一个小太监，“都这会儿了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">还扛着这个做什么？包烟灰馅儿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">粽子么？！”
“哎哎哎，”纪晓岚心疼<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">伸手去抢，可是得了刘墉眼色<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">小太监早就退到一边儿去了，眼看着就要开始了，只能不甘心<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">跺跺脚。
其实这三组都还好，那边和琳纠结<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">看着连筷子用起来都哆哆嗦嗦<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">罗伯斯，深觉亚历山大啊！（为了增加难度，皇桑很无耻<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">要求大家要使用筷子！）
“喂，”和琳囧囧有神<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">看着为了夹一嘬肉丁急<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">满头大汗<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">罗伯斯，捂脸，“算了，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">还是换成勺子吧，皇上一定会同意<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">。”
练习中<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">罗伯斯摸把汗，在胸口画了个十字，“窝<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">老天爷~啊！这实在是太要命了！哦，请一定帮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">换成勺子~！”
和琳默默地扭过脸去请人换把勺子来，就脚<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">吧，今天他这一组一定会死<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">很惨，很惨，惨~~~
于是，终于要开始了么？！
“开始！”第一届包粽子大赛<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">裁判，吴书来先森赶脚相当良好<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">一声令下，各方人马终于开始了！
“喂喂喂，老纪，注意着点儿！”刘墉正包着呢，左边忽地就飞过来一不明飞行物，赶紧往后一躲。
“哈哈，”纪晓岚干笑几声，无视飞出去<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">筷子，又重新取了一根，“手误手误哈。”然后又继续和手里<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">粽叶奋斗。
“哎呀嘿，平时看着她们包<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">时候也挺容易<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">啊，”纪晓岚到现在连个漏斗形都没整出来，直接对折，上面刚一放米下面就漏了。
“愁死了让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">！”刘墉也是手忙脚乱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">，不过他还好点儿，好歹能兜住米，“看着点儿！哎呀！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">倒是圈起来呀，圈起来！笨死了！圈，圈！算了，还是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">来吧，等会儿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">放馅儿。”
亲王组这边就更惨了！好歹那三组都面前算是有个会一点<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">，这边这俩货平时可都是连穿衣戴帽都有人服侍<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">货，着急上火□！
六大爷很无耻<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">偷看了善保<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">动作步骤后总算是弄出了个不伦不类<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">漏斗形，咳，虽然有点儿怪。
“小六儿，有<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">啊。”弘昼很惊喜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">看着终于能盛住糯米<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">粽叶，大大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">夸赞了一番。
“嗯哼，那是！”六大爷<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">小尾巴瞬间就翘到天上去了！得瑟起来，很有大将风范<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">把粽叶往弘昼手里一塞，“拿着，看爷给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">塞米！”
“嘿嘿。”弘昼巴巴儿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">接过来，看着六大爷进行下一步。
弘曕拿过筷子来，这个他会，呼啦啦<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">就往粽子里塞满了糯米，一撂筷子，“赶紧<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">，包起来！”
弘昼咂巴咂巴嘴儿，“六儿啊，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">觉不觉得咱们好像忘了点儿啥啊？”
弘曕也一愣，“唔，好像是哈。”转眼一看旁边，一拍手，“哎呀！馅儿！”
第四小组。
罗伯斯崇拜<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">看着手脚飞快<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">和琳，惊叹道：“哦~~！上帝，这简直就是一粟！”
“啥？！”和琳眨眨眼，表示没听清楚。
“唔，”罗伯斯想了想，很艰难<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">发音，“是，一，数~！”
￣□￣｜｜，好吧，和琳想了好久，终于明白罗伯斯<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">意思了！
“行了，放馅儿吧。”和琳把手里<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">粽子往前一递。
“哦哦，窝来了！”见终于有自己<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">用武之地，罗伯斯很感激<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">看看和琳，郑重<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">拿起勺子，表情肃穆<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">伸向了离自己最近<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">腊肉盆。
“快啊！”和琳囧囧有神<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">看着犹豫不决<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">罗伯斯，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">哥那边都已经包好一个了啊。”
“哦哦哦！”罗伯斯心下一急，咬咬牙，狠命挖了一大勺，吧唧扣在粽叶里。
“~~~”和琳黑线<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">看着已经蔓延到自己手背<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">肉馅，咽口口水，“那啥，罗伯斯，难道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">不觉得，有点儿多了么？”喂喂喂！这样肿么包起来啊喂？！
好吧，进行<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">最顺利<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">就数第一组了。首先，和美人几乎都是年年自己包粽子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">，和琳就是跟他学<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">。这个熟练就甭说了！
而林言呢，前世<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">他家务也没少做，虽然没包过粽子，但是架不住基础好啊，上手很容易，不一会儿就有模有样<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">了。
“嗯，四爷做<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">很好。”检查了下，善保夸赞道。
“嘿嘿，”林言笑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">见牙不见眼，一口大白牙在太阳底下熠熠生辉，“那啥，都是师傅教<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">好。”下巴指指善保，“名师！”又厚颜无耻<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">点点自己，“高徒！”
善保也跟着笑，手下不停，往里面塞了适量<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">火腿肉馅。然后仔仔细细<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">系上了活结。一个漂漂亮亮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">粽子，完成！
本来已经差不多完成<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">粽子，结果就因为六大爷和五大爷无论如何也无法在手中<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">不规则立方体上系绳子而功亏一篑。
懊恼<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">看着脚边散作一团<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">糯米和粽叶，六大爷不干了！“四哥<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">们耍赖！”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">耍什么赖了！”林言瞅一眼小土狗，很得瑟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">举了举自己手中<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">成品粽子，哼哼，偶和善保，合起来就素无敌！
弘曕哼哼唧唧，“就是耍赖！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">肯定是提前练了！而且善保本来就会！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">们都没弄过！不公平！”这真是太不正常了！一向养尊处优<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">四哥竟然说学就学会了？！真是太不正常了！一定是私底下开小灶了！就素！
“就是就是！”弘昼也回过神来了，开始声援。
“哎呀，”纪晓岚直接就把手里惨不忍睹<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">东西放下，幽幽叹口气，“天地良心啊！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">纪晓岚一生光明磊落，不想却被人阴了一把啊阴了一把！”说着，还很幽怨<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">看了眼林言。
刘墉在第无数次<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">试图捆绑粽子失败后，也把什么气节啊风度啊尊严神马<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">丢开了，顺势放下，同样进行眼神攻击。心中吐槽，娘咧，没想到<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">刘墉竟然会被这小小<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">吃食给绊住！传出去声明何在啊声明何在！
然后罗伯斯也很是赞同<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">点点头，“皇上！嫩这么做是不对滴！窝们都不会~！比赛应该公平！”
和琳看着自己一塌糊涂<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">衣袖，猛点头。
“咳咳，好吧好吧！”迫于群众<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">压力，皇桑终于点头，“这样行了吧？！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">们这一组不参与最后<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">评比！成了么？！”
“这还差不多！”六大爷勉为其难<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">点点头。然后比赛继续。
鉴于在高低起伏<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">粽子上绑线难度系数实在是太高，最后六大爷竟然无师自通<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">想出了方形粽子！（其实就是把几片粽叶胡乱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">缠在一起，总有几片能围成一个空间吧？！o(╯□╰)o~~）于是难度瞬间降低！其他两组一看，纷纷效仿。
“喂！这是爷想出来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">！”果亲王不乐意了，嚷嚷道，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">们都不准学！”
“哎呀呀，王爷这话怎么说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">？”纪晓岚习惯性地去摸烟袋，摸了个空，有些尴尬<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">道，“您刚开始<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">时候不也偷看了钮祜禄大人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">么？”
“这能一样么？！”六大爷眼一瞪，就要开掐。
“这怎么就不一样了？！”纪晓岚不甘示弱，回瞪。
“不一样！”
“一样！”
“爷说不一样就不一样！纪晓岚，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">犯上！”
“哎呦呵，皇上！果亲王仗势欺人，犯规！取消资格！”
林言黑线，扭头，表示风太大啊风太大，自己神马都木听见！
一个时辰之后，裁判吴书来先森敲响了锣，比赛结束！
“唔，皇上一组不参与比赛。第二组四个！第三组，六个！第四组，十一个！”吴书来统计着，同时心中默默地内牛，真<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">，要他承认这几个看都看不出形状来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">僵尸状物体是粽子，真<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">很艰难啊！
“作弊！”一听自己这组是吊车尾，和亲王和果亲王对视一眼，开始嚷嚷。
“啊啊啊，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">们是第一？！”和琳童鞋表示很意外。
“哦哦哦。”罗伯斯流下了幸福<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">泪水，主啊！您<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">子民即便是在异国他乡也没给您丢人啊！
“做什么弊？！”知道自己夺冠无望<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">纪晓岚刘墉组索性破罐子破摔，大不了事后死皮赖脸<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">再问皇上讨一张卡不就完了么。
“怎么可能是本王最少？！”果亲王开始耍赖。
“怎么就不能是您最少？！”纪晓岚又要开始第二回合，“刚才是谁一直光看别人不包来着？！”
“胡说！”果亲王坚决不承认，好吧，要是四九城里果亲王说自己是耍赖<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">第二名，就没人敢认第一。“本王一直都很努力！”
“就是偷懒了！”
“放肆！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">们也作弊了！”
“偷懒！”
“作弊！本王说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">们作弊就作弊！”
“皇上！果亲王仗势欺人，取消资格啊皇上！”
皇桑直接无视，笑眯眯<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">让人上锅！开煮！哼哼，还是偶和善保最厉害！包<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">又快又好！嗯哼！
等啊等，等啊等！近三个时辰之后，粽子终于出锅鸟！
不用说，那些个最为漂亮美观<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">就是林言善保组<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">，一出来被众人哄抢一空。
“哎呀，六儿！”林言目瞪口呆，看着锅里剩下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">那些奇形怪状<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">东西，唔，还有仨漏了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">！好恶心！这特么都是谁包<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">？！“给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">放下！听见了没？！放下！”
“唔，先到先得！”果亲王很无耻<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">直接跑掉。
“放下！”
“就不给！”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">放不放？！”
“唔唔唔，没听见！”
-----------------------吾是混乱过后<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">分割线-------------------------
好吧，经过调解，众人终于是达成了初步一致，每组都分得三只正常外观<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">，然后，那些恶心<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">也得分着吃了！
“这谁包<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">？！有人包粽子不带馅儿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">么？！”咬了三口之后还没看到馅儿，林言恼了，挨个看过去，“是不是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">，还是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">？！”
被扫过<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">人纷纷摇头，表示与自己无关。
弘昼和弘曕功力深厚，表现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">比别人更无辜。
“哦哦，五哥，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">吃这个，排骨<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">。”
“嗯，香！六儿啊，这个是腊肉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">，哝给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">不是爱吃么。”
“唔，再给爷弄个豆沙<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">！”
“好嘞！”
噢噢噢，多么美好<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com93dc3a0f46">一天啊！
作者有话要说：好吧好吧，这就是一章正文和番外的集合体···o(╯□╰)o