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目前<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">情况：林青桦薛墨弦<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">两位宝贝妹妹,水瀚宇<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">球球妹妹,还有钟荁<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">亲亲爱人水溶,都被困在宫里,还刚巧被困在同一个地方——老太妃<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">寿宁宫。
敌人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">敌人就是朋友，再不顺眼<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">歪瓜裂枣子桥也得过了河再拆，四只对视,达成统一战线：先把自家<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">宝贝救出来再说！
为了维护联盟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">稳定性，钟荁甚至对着世子殿下坦陈了自己<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">真实身份；当然,也是为了联盟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">稳定性,钟荁将自己企图陷害水瀚宇<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">过程瞒得严严实实，甚至对于引发皇帝怀疑水瀚宇<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">冯紫英之事，都一股脑儿推到了皇帝身上,所谓债多了不愁虱子多了不养嘛~
对于这种标准<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">见风使舵<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">行为,林青桦拍了拍世子殿下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">肩膀，挤眉弄眼地提醒道：“世子殿下啊，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">放心，尽管放心，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">面前这只还是有人性<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，见死不救是分时间地点人物<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，过河拆桥也是看四季轮回沧海桑田<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">！”
水瀚宇抽着嘴角看向薛墨弦：“解释一下？”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">家这只疯子说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">是人话吗？
薛墨弦挑起了半边眉毛，忽然伸手，帮自家笨蛋拢了拢衣襟，意有所指道：“天凉了，准备让王家破产吧。”
“……”水瀚宇抽嘴角抽得都快神经性抽搐了——请问紧密相连<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">两句话之间<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">关系是因果关系呢？还是因果关系呢？
钟荁咳嗽了一声，故意转移话题：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">们确定能制住王子腾？他可是九省提督。”
为什么要制住王子腾——四只“亲爱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">”都在宫里，用热气球飞进皇宫救人显然不现实，恐怕还没着地几人就被层层叠叠<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">禁军给射成刺猬了~而且，万一皇帝狗急跳墙把都宰了，那他们到哪儿哭去？为今之计，必须让疯疯癫癫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">皇帝感到威胁，意识到杀了水溶和几个小姑娘后患无穷，这样才能暂时保住他们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">命。
所以，必须继续采用钟荁<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">“步步相逼”计划。水溶<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">兵符虽在皇帝手中，可他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">副将等将领都早已被钟荁“策反”——所谓“策反”，也就是，准备造反了，那兵符还算个屁啊！
东平王死后，原本归他管辖<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">军将们被皇帝扔给了水瀚宇“监视看管”，现在是特殊时期，皇帝不可能信任他们。在发生罗金失踪之事，连密探都让皇帝怀疑——所以，现在，那只“剩上”能用<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">、能信<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，也只剩下一个王子腾。
也就是说，他们需要控制<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，也只有一个王子腾。可是，王子腾身边时刻跟着一堆手拿刀枪戈斧弓钺<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">大头兵，怎么能把他引出来呢？
林青桦再次皱鼻子，继续鄙视钟荁：“您可是千万年罕见<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">稀世珍宝，见了您<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">稳坐莲台不动如山，王子腾估计得吓哭！”王家也是拔萝卜带出一身<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">烂泥，就说王子胜惹出<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">那堆子破事儿，也足够皇帝砍了王家满门！当然，王子腾亲妹子王夫人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">宝贝儿子贾宝玉还是太子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">宝贝嫡子……被钟荁纪录在案重点盯防<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">“精彩往事”，王子腾恐怕还不知道呢！
钟荁没有否认他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">“恭维”，却也没有答应：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">不能出面，皇帝现在疯得不清。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">若忽然出现，恐怕会刺激他杀了水溶。”
谁让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">是水溶<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">“情人”呢？标准<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">：“自作自——嗯，您当然不是受，您功德无量，万寿无疆！”千年<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">王八万年<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">龟，万寿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">是哪个……您自己掰手指头脚趾头慢慢算吧！
水瀚宇皱了皱眉，忽然站起身来：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">去引出王子腾，他正在找<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">。”
三只扫眼过来，异口同声：“不行！”如果说钟荁对皇帝<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">刺激是隐性<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">、泼凉水<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">、夜里扮鬼般阴魂不散<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">；那水瀚宇对于皇帝就是标准<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">热锅滚油炒蚂蚁——黑漆漆、乱糟糟、粉末渣滓<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，糊吧劲脆<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，从里头焦到外头<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">！
“难道是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">们？”水瀚宇嘲笑地瞪着自家大舅子，意思很明显：<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">俩有那么好心？<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">俩不是标准<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">死道友不死贫道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">吗？
“咳咳……”林青桦低头，摸了摸鼻子，然后继续瞪钟荁，“皇长孙，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">都恭维<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">那么长时间了，还藏着掖着做什么，酒好也怕巷子深，命硬也怕壳子嘣脆，‘万岁万岁万万岁’可不能全用来做缩头<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">那个啊！”
钟荁抱着手，似笑非笑：“主意确实有了，但是很危险，而且是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">危险——而且，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">刚刚是在‘恭维’<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">？”比骂人祖宗十八代还狠，这口德，真缺了大德了！
“……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">什么时候变得这么慈悲为怀推己及人胸有丘壑海纳百川了？”这次真<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">是在恭维了，难道说天下苍生有福了？那估计是今天<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">黄历改信基督了，还是释迦摩尼版<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">基督。
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">只是不想被<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">们背后捅刀子。”钟荁懒得继续跟林青桦耍嘴皮子，看向东家，“贾家人全部寄住在薛府。”贾家<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">危险就是薛家<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">危险。
薛墨弦摇头：“无所谓。”
钟荁略为惊异地挑了挑眉，林青桦笑眯眯地摸着自己挺翘<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">鼻梁：“都决定造反了，还矫情个啥？”
“……”半头雾水<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">世子殿下其实很想吐槽，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">们两只唯恐天下不乱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">货死撑到现在，终于肯反了，难道本身不就是一种矫情？
既然别人都大方地把自己<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">身家性命系在秋千上随风摇摆了，钟荁就算受之有愧也却之不恭，温和一笑，如春风化雨，说得话却有那么点缺口德，估计是被传染了：“罗金那个狗奴才还有那么点儿用处，至少，他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">人可以提醒半死不活<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">老皇帝，皇帝打算对他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">宝贝金孙贾宝玉下手了。”至于真相……等太上皇跟王子腾磕起来，不是真相，也胜似真相了。
“所以说自古皇家偏心眼，这偏心眼<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，都缺心眼了！”林青桦揉着鼻子凉凉地吐槽，“不过俗话说四肢发达头脑简单，没准一提到贾宝玉，太上皇就原地满血复活了呢……喂喂，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">干什么？”自家美人儿那张漂漂亮亮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">脸儿什么时候凑得那么近<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">？
“喂喂喂，还有人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，顾忌一下……”林青桦张牙舞爪着挣扎，不等旁边两只吐槽几句，薛墨弦直接做了个凶残<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">动作——双手捏住林青桦两边<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">太阳穴，微微施力。
中西医结合有疗效，太阳穴是死穴之一，林青桦果断消停了，世界清静了。
“七次。”从四人坐下来开会到现在，这只笨蛋已经揉了七次鼻子了，薛墨弦扒开他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">眼皮对着光，看了良久，医生大人才沉痛地宣布：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">角膜属于敏感质，被鸦片<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">烟尘刺激了，至少再要修养两天才能恢复。”
“不会吧？！”后知后觉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">某人抱着脸惨叫——体质特殊不怕药，这也仅限于五脏六腑！没看过电视里抽大烟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">都是眯着眼儿享受<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">嘛，眼角膜这么金贵<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">东西，受得了毒|品<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">熏陶吗！这不，后遗症来了！
“谁让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">想出熏鸦片<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">鬼主意<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">……”医生大人叹气，旁边两只看戏。
在底下撒泼打滚<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">某只顿时直立，义正言辞：“男子汉大丈夫，小伤小痛<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">不算什么！”
一哭二闹三上吊，比女人还能闹……是不是男子汉大丈夫还得另说，但是，如此小伤小痛，在某个确定<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">时间点，还真<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">不能被忽视！
忽悠了太上皇回光返照，为了宝贝孙子贾宝玉天天给王子腾添麻烦之后，四只赶紧出京。因为，水瀚宇<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">那帮大头兵，还都在京外“办事”。
正是三更半夜，鸡鸣狗盗。
郊外荒野，偷偷摸摸连灯都不敢点<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">几只牵着一根长长<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">麻绳，跟个糖葫芦串串似<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">溜着走——视力极佳<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">水瀚宇打头当司机，后跟着习惯了暗箱操作<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">钟荁小BOSS，薛墨弦牵着绳子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">最后押尾，聚精会神不放过任何一个疏漏：某只夜盲症患者跌跌撞撞、脚下一歪一滑，把自己摔个四脚朝天或四仰八叉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">疏漏。
“靠——<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">擦！”又一个猛<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">踉跄，林青桦差点儿直接跪倒在地，幸亏身后<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">情人夹住他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">腰把人拖了起来。
绳子是串联<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，前头两只不得不停下，皱眉鄙视：“地下没东西。”刚刚被他们踏过<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">路平平坦坦，就算真有什么凸起物或者凹陷坑洞，第一个人没踩中是运气，第二个人没踩中是和平，偏偏第三个人踩中了——套用一句上帝<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">话：就该<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">！
林青桦勾着他家美人儿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">脖子，迎风流泪：“呜呜呜，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">不活了，谁都欺负<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，连老天都欺负<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，嘤嘤……”
薛墨弦把人从自己身上撕下来，拧着脖子逼过去看那双红通通<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">大眼睛——跟兔子似<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，比薛蟠还水润光泽有弹性。掐两把，薛墨弦叹气道：“要不，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">背<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">吧？”
“不要！”以熊瞎子状坚决摇头，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">比<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">瘦，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">不能欺负<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">！”
“……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">继续往<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">身上撞，才是欺负<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">。”他不是铁打<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，这只笨蛋却是个十足十<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">肉弹！
某只垂泪掩面：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">当<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">想撞啊，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">全身绷得跟铜像似<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">都撞得疼死了……”
即使情况危急，前头带路探路寻路轧路顺便不走寻常路<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">两只也忍不住掩面了，水瀚宇忍无可忍地问钟荁：“他俩到底谁在上头？”
钟荁纯良地眨巴着温顺<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">眼睛，良久才摇头道：“就<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">看过<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">那几次，貌似是东家在上头……”
“——<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">偷窥？！”缺不缺德啊！
敌人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">敌人就是朋友，再不顺眼<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">歪瓜裂枣子桥也得过了河再拆，四只对视,达成统一战线：先把自家<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">宝贝救出来再说！
为了维护联盟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">稳定性，钟荁甚至对着世子殿下坦陈了自己<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">真实身份；当然,也是为了联盟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">稳定性,钟荁将自己企图陷害水瀚宇<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">过程瞒得严严实实，甚至对于引发皇帝怀疑水瀚宇<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">冯紫英之事，都一股脑儿推到了皇帝身上,所谓债多了不愁虱子多了不养嘛~
对于这种标准<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">见风使舵<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">行为,林青桦拍了拍世子殿下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">肩膀，挤眉弄眼地提醒道：“世子殿下啊，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">放心，尽管放心，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">面前这只还是有人性<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，见死不救是分时间地点人物<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，过河拆桥也是看四季轮回沧海桑田<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">！”
水瀚宇抽着嘴角看向薛墨弦：“解释一下？”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">家这只疯子说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">是人话吗？
薛墨弦挑起了半边眉毛，忽然伸手，帮自家笨蛋拢了拢衣襟，意有所指道：“天凉了，准备让王家破产吧。”
“……”水瀚宇抽嘴角抽得都快神经性抽搐了——请问紧密相连<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">两句话之间<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">关系是因果关系呢？还是因果关系呢？
钟荁咳嗽了一声，故意转移话题：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">们确定能制住王子腾？他可是九省提督。”
为什么要制住王子腾——四只“亲爱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">”都在宫里，用热气球飞进皇宫救人显然不现实，恐怕还没着地几人就被层层叠叠<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">禁军给射成刺猬了~而且，万一皇帝狗急跳墙把都宰了，那他们到哪儿哭去？为今之计，必须让疯疯癫癫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">皇帝感到威胁，意识到杀了水溶和几个小姑娘后患无穷，这样才能暂时保住他们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">命。
所以，必须继续采用钟荁<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">“步步相逼”计划。水溶<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">兵符虽在皇帝手中，可他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">副将等将领都早已被钟荁“策反”——所谓“策反”，也就是，准备造反了，那兵符还算个屁啊！
东平王死后，原本归他管辖<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">军将们被皇帝扔给了水瀚宇“监视看管”，现在是特殊时期，皇帝不可能信任他们。在发生罗金失踪之事，连密探都让皇帝怀疑——所以，现在，那只“剩上”能用<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">、能信<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，也只剩下一个王子腾。
也就是说，他们需要控制<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，也只有一个王子腾。可是，王子腾身边时刻跟着一堆手拿刀枪戈斧弓钺<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">大头兵，怎么能把他引出来呢？
林青桦再次皱鼻子，继续鄙视钟荁：“您可是千万年罕见<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">稀世珍宝，见了您<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">稳坐莲台不动如山，王子腾估计得吓哭！”王家也是拔萝卜带出一身<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">烂泥，就说王子胜惹出<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">那堆子破事儿，也足够皇帝砍了王家满门！当然，王子腾亲妹子王夫人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">宝贝儿子贾宝玉还是太子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">宝贝嫡子……被钟荁纪录在案重点盯防<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">“精彩往事”，王子腾恐怕还不知道呢！
钟荁没有否认他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">“恭维”，却也没有答应：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">不能出面，皇帝现在疯得不清。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">若忽然出现，恐怕会刺激他杀了水溶。”
谁让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">是水溶<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">“情人”呢？标准<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">：“自作自——嗯，您当然不是受，您功德无量，万寿无疆！”千年<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">王八万年<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">龟，万寿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">是哪个……您自己掰手指头脚趾头慢慢算吧！
水瀚宇皱了皱眉，忽然站起身来：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">去引出王子腾，他正在找<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">。”
三只扫眼过来，异口同声：“不行！”如果说钟荁对皇帝<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">刺激是隐性<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">、泼凉水<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">、夜里扮鬼般阴魂不散<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">；那水瀚宇对于皇帝就是标准<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">热锅滚油炒蚂蚁——黑漆漆、乱糟糟、粉末渣滓<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，糊吧劲脆<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，从里头焦到外头<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">！
“难道是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">们？”水瀚宇嘲笑地瞪着自家大舅子，意思很明显：<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">俩有那么好心？<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">俩不是标准<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">死道友不死贫道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">吗？
“咳咳……”林青桦低头，摸了摸鼻子，然后继续瞪钟荁，“皇长孙，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">都恭维<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">那么长时间了，还藏着掖着做什么，酒好也怕巷子深，命硬也怕壳子嘣脆，‘万岁万岁万万岁’可不能全用来做缩头<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">那个啊！”
钟荁抱着手，似笑非笑：“主意确实有了，但是很危险，而且是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">危险——而且，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">刚刚是在‘恭维’<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">？”比骂人祖宗十八代还狠，这口德，真缺了大德了！
“……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">什么时候变得这么慈悲为怀推己及人胸有丘壑海纳百川了？”这次真<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">是在恭维了，难道说天下苍生有福了？那估计是今天<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">黄历改信基督了，还是释迦摩尼版<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">基督。
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">只是不想被<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">们背后捅刀子。”钟荁懒得继续跟林青桦耍嘴皮子，看向东家，“贾家人全部寄住在薛府。”贾家<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">危险就是薛家<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">危险。
薛墨弦摇头：“无所谓。”
钟荁略为惊异地挑了挑眉，林青桦笑眯眯地摸着自己挺翘<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">鼻梁：“都决定造反了，还矫情个啥？”
“……”半头雾水<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">世子殿下其实很想吐槽，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">们两只唯恐天下不乱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">货死撑到现在，终于肯反了，难道本身不就是一种矫情？
既然别人都大方地把自己<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">身家性命系在秋千上随风摇摆了，钟荁就算受之有愧也却之不恭，温和一笑，如春风化雨，说得话却有那么点缺口德，估计是被传染了：“罗金那个狗奴才还有那么点儿用处，至少，他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">人可以提醒半死不活<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">老皇帝，皇帝打算对他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">宝贝金孙贾宝玉下手了。”至于真相……等太上皇跟王子腾磕起来，不是真相，也胜似真相了。
“所以说自古皇家偏心眼，这偏心眼<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，都缺心眼了！”林青桦揉着鼻子凉凉地吐槽，“不过俗话说四肢发达头脑简单，没准一提到贾宝玉，太上皇就原地满血复活了呢……喂喂，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">干什么？”自家美人儿那张漂漂亮亮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">脸儿什么时候凑得那么近<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">？
“喂喂喂，还有人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，顾忌一下……”林青桦张牙舞爪着挣扎，不等旁边两只吐槽几句，薛墨弦直接做了个凶残<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">动作——双手捏住林青桦两边<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">太阳穴，微微施力。
中西医结合有疗效，太阳穴是死穴之一，林青桦果断消停了，世界清静了。
“七次。”从四人坐下来开会到现在，这只笨蛋已经揉了七次鼻子了，薛墨弦扒开他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">眼皮对着光，看了良久，医生大人才沉痛地宣布：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">角膜属于敏感质，被鸦片<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">烟尘刺激了，至少再要修养两天才能恢复。”
“不会吧？！”后知后觉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">某人抱着脸惨叫——体质特殊不怕药，这也仅限于五脏六腑！没看过电视里抽大烟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">都是眯着眼儿享受<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">嘛，眼角膜这么金贵<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">东西，受得了毒|品<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">熏陶吗！这不，后遗症来了！
“谁让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">想出熏鸦片<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">鬼主意<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">……”医生大人叹气，旁边两只看戏。
在底下撒泼打滚<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">某只顿时直立，义正言辞：“男子汉大丈夫，小伤小痛<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">不算什么！”
一哭二闹三上吊，比女人还能闹……是不是男子汉大丈夫还得另说，但是，如此小伤小痛，在某个确定<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">时间点，还真<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">不能被忽视！
忽悠了太上皇回光返照，为了宝贝孙子贾宝玉天天给王子腾添麻烦之后，四只赶紧出京。因为，水瀚宇<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">那帮大头兵，还都在京外“办事”。
正是三更半夜，鸡鸣狗盗。
郊外荒野，偷偷摸摸连灯都不敢点<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">几只牵着一根长长<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">麻绳，跟个糖葫芦串串似<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">溜着走——视力极佳<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">水瀚宇打头当司机，后跟着习惯了暗箱操作<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">钟荁小BOSS，薛墨弦牵着绳子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">最后押尾，聚精会神不放过任何一个疏漏：某只夜盲症患者跌跌撞撞、脚下一歪一滑，把自己摔个四脚朝天或四仰八叉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">疏漏。
“靠——<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">擦！”又一个猛<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">踉跄，林青桦差点儿直接跪倒在地，幸亏身后<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">情人夹住他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">腰把人拖了起来。
绳子是串联<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，前头两只不得不停下，皱眉鄙视：“地下没东西。”刚刚被他们踏过<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">路平平坦坦，就算真有什么凸起物或者凹陷坑洞，第一个人没踩中是运气，第二个人没踩中是和平，偏偏第三个人踩中了——套用一句上帝<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">话：就该<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">！
林青桦勾着他家美人儿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">脖子，迎风流泪：“呜呜呜，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">不活了，谁都欺负<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，连老天都欺负<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，嘤嘤……”
薛墨弦把人从自己身上撕下来，拧着脖子逼过去看那双红通通<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">大眼睛——跟兔子似<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，比薛蟠还水润光泽有弹性。掐两把，薛墨弦叹气道：“要不，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">背<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">吧？”
“不要！”以熊瞎子状坚决摇头，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">比<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">瘦，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">不能欺负<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">！”
“……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">继续往<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">身上撞，才是欺负<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">。”他不是铁打<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，这只笨蛋却是个十足十<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">肉弹！
某只垂泪掩面：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">当<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">想撞啊，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">全身绷得跟铜像似<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">都撞得疼死了……”
即使情况危急，前头带路探路寻路轧路顺便不走寻常路<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">两只也忍不住掩面了，水瀚宇忍无可忍地问钟荁：“他俩到底谁在上头？”
钟荁纯良地眨巴着温顺<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">眼睛，良久才摇头道：“就<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">看过<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">那几次，貌似是东家在上头……”
“——<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.com515d25cdd3">偷窥？！”缺不缺德啊！