正文 68包子记
入夜,原本合上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">房门悄然被打开一条缝，借着微弱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">灯光可以看到一个黑色短发<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">小包子睡地正香甜。
Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ眼里闪过一阵精光,也不见他施展什么咒语，就看到书桌上某本墨绿色<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">本子飘浮了起来。
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">说Ｌｏｒｄ,这样做好吗？”卢修斯无奈<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">看着爱人,这种小孩子一般<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">心性是怎么回事？
“嘘，卢修斯……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">只看一眼……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">很好奇。”Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ难得用湿漉漉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">眼睛盯着卢修斯，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">知道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">从来没养过孩子……”
“好吧好吧,如果<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">希望<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">话。”卢修斯揉了揉额角，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">会闭嘴<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">。”
Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ顺利<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">拿到本子，两个人回到他们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">卧室进行研究大业。
看到扉页<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">签名,Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">眼角抽了抽：法伊少爷<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">日记本！好吧，确实是他家宝贝稚嫩<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">花体字。
他敢打包票，这绝对是马尔福家<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">基因……遥想当年阿布拉克一口一个“本少”就知道了……
Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ默默地翻到第一页。
２００Ｘ年Ｘ月Ｘ日，晴
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">叫法伊，法伊·维尔·马尔福·斯莱特林，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">今年九岁了，父亲说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">可以开始写日记了。
啊，对了，按照爸爸<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">话说就是：记忆是很重要<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">东西，同样<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">一忘皆空也很神奇。为了避免<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">记忆被人清洗，身为贵族<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">要有每天储存自己记忆<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">习惯——那么，就从每天<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">日记开始吧！
——Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ似笑非笑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">看了一眼干咳<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">卢修斯，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">记得，储存记忆有专门<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">记忆水晶？”
——“亲爱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">Ｌｏｒｄ，记忆水晶可不便宜，这不是……节约成本吗？”卢修斯正色，“更何况用了记忆水晶<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">话，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">怎么还能看到法伊<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">日记？”
——“……”Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ沉默<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">低下头。
嗯，重新来一遍自<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">介绍。
本少爷是伟大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">萨拉查·斯莱特林<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">孙子，法伊·维尔·马尔福·斯莱特林，请称呼<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">为“法伊大人”！当然，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">们就是叫“殿下”本少爷也是会应<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">～
——“这一定是阿布拉克教<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">！”什么习惯啊！
——“马尔福家<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">传统，Ｌｏｒｄ。”卢修斯假笑。
嗯咳，本少爷有两个父亲——虽然本少爷要一次次给那些小巨怪解释本少爷为什么会有两个父亲，但是本少爷一直认为那些小巨怪有一父一母才是件奇怪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">事情。
首先介绍<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">最最伟大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">父亲——维拉·萨尔·斯莱特林！曾用名是Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ，虽然爸爸有时候会叫他“Ｌｏｒｄ”、“亲爱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">”……总之，父亲大人就是现在有家室有孩子仍然风靡全魔法界<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">号称人形春、药<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">伟大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">黑暗公爵大人！
——Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ：“阿布拉克才是人形春、药！”
——“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">和父亲，就长相这方面来说，有差吗？”
——“那至少，人形春、药这个头衔也有<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">份！”
——“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">很感谢盖勒特，至少让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">摆脱了人形春、药这个流传千古<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">美名。”格林德沃英俊<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">相貌很好<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">中和了阿布拉克<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">极度妖孽，流传到他身上只剩下正常<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">俊美了。
——Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ决定，让阿布拉克出去来个跨世界<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">魔法讨论交流会，盖勒特·格林德沃<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">就独守空闺去吧！
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">另一个父亲，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">最最爱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">卢修斯·马尔福爸爸！比起父亲那个好像装满了陈醋<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">醋坛子来说，温柔<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">卢修斯爸爸才是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">梦中情人啊！
——Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ，“混小子！谁教他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">‘梦中情人’这个词？敢觊觎<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">爸爸，哼哼……”
——“除了扎比尼家<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">小子，还有谁敢教他？”卢修斯抽了抽嘴角，“告诉布莱斯，再敢让他儿子带坏<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">儿子，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">就让他老爹揍他！”
今天是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">生日，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">收到了好多人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">礼物，有认识<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">，当然也有不认识<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">。这充分<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">说明本少爷<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">魅力无人可挡！其中最让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">疑惑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">礼物……一屋子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">蒲绒绒……
——Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ含笑看着脸庞微红<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">卢修斯。
本少爷虽然生<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">俊美无双，风流倜傥，人见人爱花见花开……（以下省略，本少爷忘词了）但是谁会送<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">这种女孩子喜欢<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">东西？咳，本少爷才不会承认它们可爱呢！
不过徳拉科哥哥好像知道些什么，让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">看到了贵族<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">表情可以扭曲<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">最大限度。
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">总算知道了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">五岁生日时，满屋子蒲绒绒和毛绒玩具是谁<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">手笔了……妈妈<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">误会<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">了……”本少爷灵敏<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">第六感果断<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">察觉有秘密，决定明天去套话！
——“原来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">这么喜欢送儿子蒲绒绒？”
——“咳，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">知道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">，那时候时局稳定了，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">不用为了该死<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">、贪婪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">魔法部蠢货劳心……正好小龙五岁生日不知道他喜欢什么……”想起当年马尔福受到<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">侮辱，卢修斯仍然气<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">不轻。
——“当年那些人，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">会让他们付出代价<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">。”Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ顺毛。
说到徳拉科哥哥，他是纳茜纱妈妈和卢修斯爸爸<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">儿子，马尔福家族<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">现任家主。他比<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">大了十五岁，不过他儿子斯科皮和女儿莉娜只比<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">小了两岁。有着严重<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">父控、妻控倾向……
斯科皮是徳拉科哥哥和哈利哥哥<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">儿子，一头铂金色<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">头发整天闪本少爷<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">眼！哼，黑色才是最斯莱特林<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">颜色！而且这个臭小子老是学<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">自称“本少爷”，不可原谅！一定要教教他什么叫做长幼尊卑！
——“这小子绝对是嫉妒马尔福家华丽优雅高贵独一无二<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">铂金色头发！”卢修斯抬头，露出优雅白皙<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">脖颈，自豪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">炫耀一头顺滑闪亮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">长发。
——“他是个斯莱特林……”铂金发<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">话就该姓马尔福了。
哈利哥哥是个披着蛇皮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">狮子……父亲这么形容哈利哥哥——好吧，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">偶尔会叫他嫂子，看他僵硬、炸毛很有趣——虽然现在霍格沃兹四个学院和谐<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">不得了，但是父亲老是用“混入蛇群<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">狮子”这种眼光看哈利哥哥。当然，哈利哥哥从一开始<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">炸毛到后面扯着假笑回敬，“谢谢，在您<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">眼皮子底下，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">成功<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">混进了斯莱特林。”然后父亲就熄火了……
事实证明，人都是越打击越聪明<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">！
莉娜是姓波特<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">，一头黑色<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">波浪卷，祖母绿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">大眼睛忽闪忽闪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">很是可爱。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">一直想不明白好好一个萝莉，为什么在赫尔加那里待了一段时间就向着女王<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">方向发展呢？女人果然是一种奇怪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">生物……
据德拉科说马尔福一千年来都是一脉单传，画像们盼望一个小公主已经很久了……可惜莉娜是黑发碧眼，是个标准<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">波特……
……好吧，本少爷这么说是因为本少爷想要个妹妹，铂金色<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">妹妹！
明明父亲把爸爸压在下面嗯嗯啊啊了很多次……为什么除了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">之外就没有包子了呢？
难道是……父亲他不行？
——“冷静，Ｌｏｒｄ！”卢修斯冷汗，“法伊还小……”
——说谁不行？！法伊<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">小子给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">等着瞧！“卢修斯，或许<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">们可以考虑法伊<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">意见？马尔福太需要一位尊贵<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">小公主了。”
——“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">也是这么认为<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">。”卢修斯假笑，“如果您不介意生<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">话，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">一点意见都没有。”
——“……接着看。”
嗯咳！总之本少爷是不会放弃妹妹<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">！
父亲大人您要加油啊！
爸爸，父亲不行<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">话您就上了吧！
天晚了，就写到这里，洗洗睡了。
ＰＳ：以上日记有“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">地方请自动转换为“本少爷”！
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卢修斯笑得邪恶，“呐，Ｌｏｒｄ……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">不行<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">话，卢修斯可就不客气了。”
Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ囧然，“卢修斯，不用管这臭小子。”
“可是Ｌｏｒｄ，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">忍不住了呢。”卢修斯微笑着把某魔王推倒。
某魔王象征性地挣扎两下，也就半推半就了。
哼哼，包子可不是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">想蒸就蒸出来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">就不信<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">能一枪中<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">！
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第二天，Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ用老手法把儿子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">日记本顺了出来。
“Ｌｏｒｄ，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">还上瘾了？”
“亲爱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">卢修斯，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">只是好奇而已……”Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ扬了扬手上了本子，“最后一次，嗯？”
“好吧……”他也很好奇。
魔王得意<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">翻开日记本。
２００Ｘ年Ｘ月Ｘ日，多云
斯科皮那个混蛋！本少爷生气了！
什么叫做“本少爷就是要压<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">乖乖<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">躺好？！”？死小鬼！本少爷才不和<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">这幼稚<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">奶娃娃计较呢！本少爷从今天起升级为本大爷！
哼哼，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">就是被本大爷压一头！想压本大爷<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">还差得远呢！
——“卢修斯，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">有没有觉得哪里不对劲？”
——“……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">想多了。”应该……
今天是很平常<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">一天，除了父亲大人脖子上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">红痕之外，一切都很和谐。
说起来嗯嗯啊啊很舒服吗？为什么大白天<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">就关门？还是风煌师公说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">，饱暖思、淫、欲？
——师傅，您这是在教坏小孩子……
纳茜纱妈妈带着奥恩斯•奥德伊休到马尔福家族小住，说起来奥恩斯怎么看都比斯科皮那个拽小子顺眼！
啊啊啊！！！斯科皮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">个混蛋！为什么从萨拉查那里回来后就致力于把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">摁倒在地？想打架<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">就说，本大爷不怕<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">！印<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">一脸口水很混蛋啊！
萨拉查那里一定有狮祖在吧？！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">这没脸没皮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">样子和他缠着萨拉查要亲亲是十成十<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">像！抖……本大爷是不是哪里比喻错了？
……
……
本大爷才不是萨拉查呢！斯科皮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">也不是格兰芬多！
世界如此美好，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">也不想如此暴躁……为了奥恩斯难得来找本大爷玩，本大爷……忍了！
ＰＳ：父亲大人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">就知道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">在偷看！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">以为本大爷是谁<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">儿子？日记本上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">可是有设下魔法波动<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">！让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">写日记<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">原因其实就是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">为了体验一回偷看儿子日记<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">是什么感觉，是吧？是吧！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">最好放下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">日记，否则<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">就告诉爸爸<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">打算明天在他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">汤里下生子魔药！
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Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ故作从容地合上日记本，冷汗默默地滑下。
“亲爱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">Ｌｏｒｄ，您有必要解释一下……明天在<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">汤里下生子魔药是怎么回事？”卢修斯笑弯了眉眼。
“卢修斯，相信<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">并没有打算这么做……一定是法伊想要威胁<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">……嗯……”
“Ｗｅｌｌ？<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">法伊才九岁就知道威胁<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">？真是尽得<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">真传啊。”卢修斯召来家养小精灵把法伊<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">日记本放回他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">房间，揽着Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">腰倒在床上。
“等……等等，今天该<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">在上面了吧？”Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ有口难辩，他真是只是想想啊！法伊<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">个臭小子竟然敢摆<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">一道！
卢修斯挑眉，掀开Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">浴衣，分开他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">双腿，对准那处柔软就冲撞了进去。
“啊啊啊——！卢……修斯，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">……真是粗鲁……嘶，轻点，疼……”Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ在床上扑腾。
法伊那小鬼！
他再也不要关注儿子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">心情日记什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">了！！！
“啊啊……慢点啊，太深了！……太快了……受不住<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">……呜啊……”Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ紧紧地攥住身下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">床单，“一定……出血了……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">就不能节制一下吗？！”
“亲爱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">Ｌｏｒｄ，您把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">压在身下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">时候，貌似也不知道‘节制’这个词怎么拼<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">吧？”卢修斯把某魔王翻转过来，开始享用美味大餐。
……
由于<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">铂金贵族很卖力<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">取悦魔王，第二天<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ陛下只有瞪法伊小包子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">份了。
哼，活该～谁让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">看<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">日记来着！
嗷嗷！斯科皮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">从本大爷身上滚下来！本大爷一定要拿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">喂德拉科<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">龙！
十几年后，挺着大肚子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">法伊为日记这件事后悔<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">肠子都青了。
“如果……父亲大人有看<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">日记<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">话，一定会从斯科皮那小混蛋手下保住<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">贞操……”
而那时候<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ皮笑肉不笑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">看着宝贝儿子，“法伊，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">活该。”
作者有话要说：嗷嗷嗷！！！包子好萌……
Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ眼里闪过一阵精光,也不见他施展什么咒语，就看到书桌上某本墨绿色<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">本子飘浮了起来。
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">说Ｌｏｒｄ,这样做好吗？”卢修斯无奈<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">看着爱人,这种小孩子一般<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">心性是怎么回事？
“嘘，卢修斯……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">只看一眼……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">很好奇。”Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ难得用湿漉漉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">眼睛盯着卢修斯，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">知道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">从来没养过孩子……”
“好吧好吧,如果<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">希望<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">话。”卢修斯揉了揉额角，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">会闭嘴<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">。”
Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ顺利<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">拿到本子，两个人回到他们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">卧室进行研究大业。
看到扉页<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">签名,Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">眼角抽了抽：法伊少爷<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">日记本！好吧，确实是他家宝贝稚嫩<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">花体字。
他敢打包票，这绝对是马尔福家<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">基因……遥想当年阿布拉克一口一个“本少”就知道了……
Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ默默地翻到第一页。
２００Ｘ年Ｘ月Ｘ日，晴
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">叫法伊，法伊·维尔·马尔福·斯莱特林，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">今年九岁了，父亲说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">可以开始写日记了。
啊，对了，按照爸爸<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">话说就是：记忆是很重要<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">东西，同样<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">一忘皆空也很神奇。为了避免<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">记忆被人清洗，身为贵族<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">要有每天储存自己记忆<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">习惯——那么，就从每天<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">日记开始吧！
——Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ似笑非笑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">看了一眼干咳<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">卢修斯，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">记得，储存记忆有专门<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">记忆水晶？”
——“亲爱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">Ｌｏｒｄ，记忆水晶可不便宜，这不是……节约成本吗？”卢修斯正色，“更何况用了记忆水晶<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">话，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">怎么还能看到法伊<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">日记？”
——“……”Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ沉默<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">低下头。
嗯，重新来一遍自<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">介绍。
本少爷是伟大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">萨拉查·斯莱特林<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">孙子，法伊·维尔·马尔福·斯莱特林，请称呼<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">为“法伊大人”！当然，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">们就是叫“殿下”本少爷也是会应<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">～
——“这一定是阿布拉克教<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">！”什么习惯啊！
——“马尔福家<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">传统，Ｌｏｒｄ。”卢修斯假笑。
嗯咳，本少爷有两个父亲——虽然本少爷要一次次给那些小巨怪解释本少爷为什么会有两个父亲，但是本少爷一直认为那些小巨怪有一父一母才是件奇怪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">事情。
首先介绍<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">最最伟大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">父亲——维拉·萨尔·斯莱特林！曾用名是Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ，虽然爸爸有时候会叫他“Ｌｏｒｄ”、“亲爱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">”……总之，父亲大人就是现在有家室有孩子仍然风靡全魔法界<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">号称人形春、药<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">伟大<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">黑暗公爵大人！
——Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ：“阿布拉克才是人形春、药！”
——“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">和父亲，就长相这方面来说，有差吗？”
——“那至少，人形春、药这个头衔也有<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">份！”
——“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">很感谢盖勒特，至少让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">摆脱了人形春、药这个流传千古<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">美名。”格林德沃英俊<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">相貌很好<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">中和了阿布拉克<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">极度妖孽，流传到他身上只剩下正常<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">俊美了。
——Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ决定，让阿布拉克出去来个跨世界<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">魔法讨论交流会，盖勒特·格林德沃<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">就独守空闺去吧！
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">另一个父亲，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">最最爱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">卢修斯·马尔福爸爸！比起父亲那个好像装满了陈醋<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">醋坛子来说，温柔<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">卢修斯爸爸才是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">梦中情人啊！
——Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ，“混小子！谁教他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">‘梦中情人’这个词？敢觊觎<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">爸爸，哼哼……”
——“除了扎比尼家<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">小子，还有谁敢教他？”卢修斯抽了抽嘴角，“告诉布莱斯，再敢让他儿子带坏<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">儿子，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">就让他老爹揍他！”
今天是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">生日，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">收到了好多人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">礼物，有认识<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">，当然也有不认识<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">。这充分<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">说明本少爷<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">魅力无人可挡！其中最让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">疑惑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">礼物……一屋子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">蒲绒绒……
——Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ含笑看着脸庞微红<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">卢修斯。
本少爷虽然生<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">俊美无双，风流倜傥，人见人爱花见花开……（以下省略，本少爷忘词了）但是谁会送<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">这种女孩子喜欢<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">东西？咳，本少爷才不会承认它们可爱呢！
不过徳拉科哥哥好像知道些什么，让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">看到了贵族<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">表情可以扭曲<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">最大限度。
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">总算知道了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">五岁生日时，满屋子蒲绒绒和毛绒玩具是谁<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">手笔了……妈妈<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">误会<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">了……”本少爷灵敏<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">第六感果断<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">察觉有秘密，决定明天去套话！
——“原来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">这么喜欢送儿子蒲绒绒？”
——“咳，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">知道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">，那时候时局稳定了，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">不用为了该死<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">、贪婪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">魔法部蠢货劳心……正好小龙五岁生日不知道他喜欢什么……”想起当年马尔福受到<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">侮辱，卢修斯仍然气<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">不轻。
——“当年那些人，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">会让他们付出代价<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">。”Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ顺毛。
说到徳拉科哥哥，他是纳茜纱妈妈和卢修斯爸爸<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">儿子，马尔福家族<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">现任家主。他比<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">大了十五岁，不过他儿子斯科皮和女儿莉娜只比<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">小了两岁。有着严重<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">父控、妻控倾向……
斯科皮是徳拉科哥哥和哈利哥哥<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">儿子，一头铂金色<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">头发整天闪本少爷<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">眼！哼，黑色才是最斯莱特林<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">颜色！而且这个臭小子老是学<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">自称“本少爷”，不可原谅！一定要教教他什么叫做长幼尊卑！
——“这小子绝对是嫉妒马尔福家华丽优雅高贵独一无二<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">铂金色头发！”卢修斯抬头，露出优雅白皙<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">脖颈，自豪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">炫耀一头顺滑闪亮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">长发。
——“他是个斯莱特林……”铂金发<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">话就该姓马尔福了。
哈利哥哥是个披着蛇皮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">狮子……父亲这么形容哈利哥哥——好吧，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">偶尔会叫他嫂子，看他僵硬、炸毛很有趣——虽然现在霍格沃兹四个学院和谐<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">不得了，但是父亲老是用“混入蛇群<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">狮子”这种眼光看哈利哥哥。当然，哈利哥哥从一开始<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">炸毛到后面扯着假笑回敬，“谢谢，在您<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">眼皮子底下，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">成功<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">混进了斯莱特林。”然后父亲就熄火了……
事实证明，人都是越打击越聪明<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">！
莉娜是姓波特<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">，一头黑色<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">波浪卷，祖母绿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">大眼睛忽闪忽闪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">很是可爱。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">一直想不明白好好一个萝莉，为什么在赫尔加那里待了一段时间就向着女王<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">方向发展呢？女人果然是一种奇怪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">生物……
据德拉科说马尔福一千年来都是一脉单传，画像们盼望一个小公主已经很久了……可惜莉娜是黑发碧眼，是个标准<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">波特……
……好吧，本少爷这么说是因为本少爷想要个妹妹，铂金色<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">妹妹！
明明父亲把爸爸压在下面嗯嗯啊啊了很多次……为什么除了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">之外就没有包子了呢？
难道是……父亲他不行？
——“冷静，Ｌｏｒｄ！”卢修斯冷汗，“法伊还小……”
——说谁不行？！法伊<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">小子给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">等着瞧！“卢修斯，或许<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">们可以考虑法伊<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">意见？马尔福太需要一位尊贵<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">小公主了。”
——“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">也是这么认为<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">。”卢修斯假笑，“如果您不介意生<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">话，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">一点意见都没有。”
——“……接着看。”
嗯咳！总之本少爷是不会放弃妹妹<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">！
父亲大人您要加油啊！
爸爸，父亲不行<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">话您就上了吧！
天晚了，就写到这里，洗洗睡了。
ＰＳ：以上日记有“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">”<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">地方请自动转换为“本少爷”！
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卢修斯笑得邪恶，“呐，Ｌｏｒｄ……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">不行<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">话，卢修斯可就不客气了。”
Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ囧然，“卢修斯，不用管这臭小子。”
“可是Ｌｏｒｄ，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">忍不住了呢。”卢修斯微笑着把某魔王推倒。
某魔王象征性地挣扎两下，也就半推半就了。
哼哼，包子可不是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">想蒸就蒸出来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">就不信<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">能一枪中<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">！
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第二天，Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ用老手法把儿子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">日记本顺了出来。
“Ｌｏｒｄ，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">还上瘾了？”
“亲爱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">卢修斯，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">只是好奇而已……”Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ扬了扬手上了本子，“最后一次，嗯？”
“好吧……”他也很好奇。
魔王得意<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">翻开日记本。
２００Ｘ年Ｘ月Ｘ日，多云
斯科皮那个混蛋！本少爷生气了！
什么叫做“本少爷就是要压<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">乖乖<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">躺好？！”？死小鬼！本少爷才不和<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">这幼稚<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">奶娃娃计较呢！本少爷从今天起升级为本大爷！
哼哼，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">就是被本大爷压一头！想压本大爷<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">还差得远呢！
——“卢修斯，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">有没有觉得哪里不对劲？”
——“……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">想多了。”应该……
今天是很平常<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">一天，除了父亲大人脖子上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">红痕之外，一切都很和谐。
说起来嗯嗯啊啊很舒服吗？为什么大白天<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">就关门？还是风煌师公说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">，饱暖思、淫、欲？
——师傅，您这是在教坏小孩子……
纳茜纱妈妈带着奥恩斯•奥德伊休到马尔福家族小住，说起来奥恩斯怎么看都比斯科皮那个拽小子顺眼！
啊啊啊！！！斯科皮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">个混蛋！为什么从萨拉查那里回来后就致力于把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">摁倒在地？想打架<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">就说，本大爷不怕<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">！印<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">一脸口水很混蛋啊！
萨拉查那里一定有狮祖在吧？！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">这没脸没皮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">样子和他缠着萨拉查要亲亲是十成十<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">像！抖……本大爷是不是哪里比喻错了？
……
……
本大爷才不是萨拉查呢！斯科皮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">也不是格兰芬多！
世界如此美好，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">也不想如此暴躁……为了奥恩斯难得来找本大爷玩，本大爷……忍了！
ＰＳ：父亲大人<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">就知道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">在偷看！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">以为本大爷是谁<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">儿子？日记本上<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">可是有设下魔法波动<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">！让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">写日记<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">原因其实就是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">为了体验一回偷看儿子日记<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">是什么感觉，是吧？是吧！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">最好放下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">日记，否则<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">就告诉爸爸<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">打算明天在他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">汤里下生子魔药！
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Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ故作从容地合上日记本，冷汗默默地滑下。
“亲爱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">Ｌｏｒｄ，您有必要解释一下……明天在<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">汤里下生子魔药是怎么回事？”卢修斯笑弯了眉眼。
“卢修斯，相信<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">并没有打算这么做……一定是法伊想要威胁<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">……嗯……”
“Ｗｅｌｌ？<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">法伊才九岁就知道威胁<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">？真是尽得<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">真传啊。”卢修斯召来家养小精灵把法伊<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">日记本放回他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">房间，揽着Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">腰倒在床上。
“等……等等，今天该<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">在上面了吧？”Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ有口难辩，他真是只是想想啊！法伊<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">个臭小子竟然敢摆<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">一道！
卢修斯挑眉，掀开Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">浴衣，分开他<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">双腿，对准那处柔软就冲撞了进去。
“啊啊啊——！卢……修斯，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">……真是粗鲁……嘶，轻点，疼……”Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ在床上扑腾。
法伊那小鬼！
他再也不要关注儿子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">心情日记什么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">了！！！
“啊啊……慢点啊，太深了！……太快了……受不住<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">……呜啊……”Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ紧紧地攥住身下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">床单，“一定……出血了……<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">就不能节制一下吗？！”
“亲爱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">Ｌｏｒｄ，您把<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">压在身下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">时候，貌似也不知道‘节制’这个词怎么拼<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">吧？”卢修斯把某魔王翻转过来，开始享用美味大餐。
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由于<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">们<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">铂金贵族很卖力<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">取悦魔王，第二天<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ陛下只有瞪法伊小包子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">份了。
哼，活该～谁让<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">看<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">日记来着！
嗷嗷！斯科皮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">从本大爷身上滚下来！本大爷一定要拿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">喂德拉科<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">龙！
十几年后，挺着大肚子<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">法伊为日记这件事后悔<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">肠子都青了。
“如果……父亲大人有看<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">日记<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">话，一定会从斯科皮那小混蛋手下保住<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">贞操……”
而那时候<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">Ｖｏｌｄｅｍｏｒｔ皮笑肉不笑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">看着宝贝儿子，“法伊，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comacc3213c49">活该。”
作者有话要说：嗷嗷嗷！！！包子好萌……