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<li> 叮咚啦啦啦（学校下课铃声）
“走啦！”一听到铃声简云刷<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">站起来,“快走快走,说好了今天陪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">去吃那家新开<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">日本料理<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">！”
话音落下,看米米慢悠悠<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">拿出手机,慢悠悠<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">接起电话，慢悠悠<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">说了声：“知道了。”然后，再慢悠悠<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">站起来。简云小宇宙爆发了,“米妞！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">能不能快点，晚了就没位置了！”说完,拉着米米<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">手,拖着就走。
米米被半拖半扯<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">蠕动着，脸，还是那面无表情<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">脸。心,已经抓狂沸腾了。不是她行动缓慢,不是她懒惰，额…好吧，最近被某人培养<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">越来越懒了。反正她就是不想去！要知道让这位身体得到精神力强化，行动速度比正常人快一倍<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">新新人类，努力<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">放慢行动是多么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">痛苦！可是…可是…<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">真不想吃什么寿司啊！想到那滑腻腻，软绵绵，一咬下去…恶…好吧，她承认，自己被王逸给惯娇了。可是她真<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">觉得生鱼片这种东西跟丧尸脸色腐烂掉下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">一块块腐肉好像！只是一个是黑色，一个是肉色。
要说米米怎么会被拉去吃日本料理，这就得从上星期<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">聚会说起。米米这个长期不回宿舍<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">住宿生引起了宿舍内部批斗，准确来说是内部人员<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">各种羡慕嫉妒恨。其中最郁闷<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">要数简云同志。宿舍里面，简同志最喜欢<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">就是米米，最合得来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">也是米米，要不怎么会听到她开工作室就自告奋勇<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">要去帮忙呢！
说回正题，对于这个永远都不合群<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">米小妞，简同志决定要拯救这位自闭内向孤僻孤单<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">好朋友，拉进她与其他人之间<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">关系举行了个笑话大会！其实简同志是想举行鬼故事大会<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">，进入大学不玩这个大学人生是不完整<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">！可是某次想吓唬米小妞反被吓唬后，她决定改变方针！要让面瘫米大笑出来。
行动进行人员：除了刘玲这位要温书<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">书呆子，以及约会中<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">陈欣怡外所有宿舍人员，外加米同志家保姆一名王逸以及死党两名李伟跟杨洋，打着回顾大学生活口号<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">薛坯同志一名。
规则也很简单，就是谁让米米笑出来谁就能对米米提一个要求！！！此奖励得到王逸同志热烈支持，并且尝试收买成员得到严厉批评除名而成了裁判，负责判断米米是否笑了！嘴角歪歪也算！
对这堆抽了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">□丝们，她实在是无语。米米深深<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">叹了口气，这年头正常人都到哪去了！再说，自己不是不会笑，而是没啥好笑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">好么！谁每天跟个傻子似<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">笑个不停！深感无力<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">抬头想走，发现王逸两眼亮亮，期待<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">看着自己，嘴上挂着傻笑，就差个尾巴摇呀摇了。额…真有人这么傻！不过…好可爱…米米默默<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">想着。
当然觉得可爱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">就只有那眼光奇异<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">米小米而已，简云与其他同志们正诡异<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">看着这一幕，oh,my god!<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">看过大块头卖萌么？！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">看过大眼睛<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">大块头卖萌么？！好诡异！有木有！！大家内心狂叫着。
李伟跟杨洋同志揉了揉眼睛，相互看了一眼。这…鬼上身了吧！
薛坯倒是淡定，这场景看多了能不淡定吗？对于逗面瘫自己还是挺感兴趣<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">。恩…最近看了什么书呢？《赌石秘籍》….听了什么笑话？…听说有个傻子，高价把秦家上次切垮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">废料买了。噗噗，笑死人了。
“来吧！大家坐下！”简云发话道，“王裁判，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">坐中间！盯着米米就好了，其他人不用管！”最后一句简直就是废话，人家王逸眼神就没离开过米米好么！
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">先来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">先来！”李伟举手道：“说笑话，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">可是高手！听着！一次，老师正在讲家族遗传图谱，老师问：要是一女患者跟一男人结婚生孩子，患病概率是多少？某学生答曰：可能是零。老师奇怪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">问：为什么？学生答曰：这世界上有一种病叫做哦不孕不育！”
“噗，哈哈！不孕不育！”杨洋跟薛坯哈哈大笑起来，“真能想！”
女生则没什么反应。
米米：……（请问笑点在哪？）
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">来！”迫不及待<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">薛坯站了起来，“告诉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">们个真人真事真笑话！前段时间秦家知道吧！”
众人点点头，秦家最近都是报纸头条，不想知道都不行。
“秦家公开切两亿毛料不是垮了么？切出了废料！这成了笑话，更搞笑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">是，竟然有人高价把那废料买了！搞笑不！哎哟，肚子疼！那人不是傻子就是脑子有毛病！哈哈！啊~~~”薛坯揉着被王逸打了一拳<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">肚子，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">干嘛打人！”
王逸面无表情看着他，还没说话，就听米米<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">声音，“因为<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">笑话太无聊，浪费<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">们时间<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">惩罚。”
大家愣了愣，不知道怎么回事。
“杨洋<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">上！告诉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">们杨洋在宿舍里可是笑话移动库！”李伟打破了沉默。
“哪有哪有，”杨洋大侠般摆摆手，“这称呼只是大家对<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">支持而已，当不得当不得。”
“怎么会，这称呼就只适合<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">，因为<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">本身就是个笑话。”李伟打击道。
“行了行了，快开始吧！”王逸看到两人又要开始斗嘴了，赶忙阻止，这要让他两吵起来能吵到明天！
“咳咳，一官员<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">儿子在美国留学打架，被一洋同学揍倒了，怒气冲冲<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">大骂：<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">草<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">妈！那洋小子问旁边懂中文<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">吉姆：她说什么？吉姆想了想，解释：他说跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">妈睡过。洋小子一听，立马把其扶起来说：真对不起，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">不知道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">妈<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">男朋友！”
刚说完，就听到大家狂笑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">声音，王逸也忍不住哈哈大笑起来。然后抬头向米米看去细心<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">发现米米嘴角弯了弯，只是自己抑制住，王逸毫不犹豫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">拆穿了。
米米无语望天，她是觉得这个笑话很抽，真没觉得搞笑。
而成功<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">杨洋则要求王逸请客！米米“陪客”！简云提议新开<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">日本料理！大家连忙点头，这个好啊！要知道那家店死贵死贵<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">。能打土豪自然OK。
于是就有了简云跟米米这一幕。
王逸在班级门口等着，看到被拖着走<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">米米皱着眉头<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">脸，心里乐了。要看到米米这表情还真不容易，要知道她可是标准吃货。他觉得最近米米变得越来越人性化了，不像以前总是把自己隔绝出去。恩恩，好现象！
三人走往校外走去，看到大门口停着一辆小法，不少女生站在附近看着。三人毫不在意正要走过，车窗摇了下来，叫住了米米。回头一看，竟然是秦非。
“米米，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">找<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">有点事。”秦非见大家都停了下来，“前面有个咖啡厅，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">们聊聊？”
米米看了眼笑着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">秦非，“忙着。”说完就拉着身边两人要走。
“等下。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">知道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">不太喜欢<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">们，但是怎么说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">也是秦家人，现在秦家有难，需要<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">。”秦非，忙打开门，走下去直接说道。他跟自己这个同父异母<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">妹妹不是很熟，仅有<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">几次交集也不是很愉快。他相信她说走，就是真<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">不想谈。
看到米米没反应秦非有点急了，自己这次是带着任务来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">先听<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">讲，父亲问<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">家里<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">那套帝王绿首饰在哪？父亲之前给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">带着玩，现在家里要用。迟点再给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">玩吧！”秦非说这话<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">时候脸色温柔，带着点无奈，就像对自己任性<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">妹妹无可奈何似<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">。
“走啦！”一听到铃声简云刷<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">站起来,“快走快走,说好了今天陪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">去吃那家新开<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">日本料理<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">！”
话音落下,看米米慢悠悠<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">拿出手机,慢悠悠<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">接起电话，慢悠悠<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">说了声：“知道了。”然后，再慢悠悠<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">站起来。简云小宇宙爆发了,“米妞！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">能不能快点，晚了就没位置了！”说完,拉着米米<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">手,拖着就走。
米米被半拖半扯<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">蠕动着，脸，还是那面无表情<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">脸。心,已经抓狂沸腾了。不是她行动缓慢,不是她懒惰，额…好吧，最近被某人培养<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">越来越懒了。反正她就是不想去！要知道让这位身体得到精神力强化，行动速度比正常人快一倍<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">新新人类，努力<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">放慢行动是多么<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">痛苦！可是…可是…<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">真不想吃什么寿司啊！想到那滑腻腻，软绵绵，一咬下去…恶…好吧，她承认，自己被王逸给惯娇了。可是她真<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">觉得生鱼片这种东西跟丧尸脸色腐烂掉下<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">一块块腐肉好像！只是一个是黑色，一个是肉色。
要说米米怎么会被拉去吃日本料理，这就得从上星期<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">聚会说起。米米这个长期不回宿舍<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">住宿生引起了宿舍内部批斗，准确来说是内部人员<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">各种羡慕嫉妒恨。其中最郁闷<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">要数简云同志。宿舍里面，简同志最喜欢<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">就是米米，最合得来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">也是米米，要不怎么会听到她开工作室就自告奋勇<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">要去帮忙呢！
说回正题，对于这个永远都不合群<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">米小妞，简同志决定要拯救这位自闭内向孤僻孤单<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">好朋友，拉进她与其他人之间<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">关系举行了个笑话大会！其实简同志是想举行鬼故事大会<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">，进入大学不玩这个大学人生是不完整<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">！可是某次想吓唬米小妞反被吓唬后，她决定改变方针！要让面瘫米大笑出来。
行动进行人员：除了刘玲这位要温书<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">书呆子，以及约会中<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">陈欣怡外所有宿舍人员，外加米同志家保姆一名王逸以及死党两名李伟跟杨洋，打着回顾大学生活口号<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">薛坯同志一名。
规则也很简单，就是谁让米米笑出来谁就能对米米提一个要求！！！此奖励得到王逸同志热烈支持，并且尝试收买成员得到严厉批评除名而成了裁判，负责判断米米是否笑了！嘴角歪歪也算！
对这堆抽了<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">□丝们，她实在是无语。米米深深<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">叹了口气，这年头正常人都到哪去了！再说，自己不是不会笑，而是没啥好笑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">好么！谁每天跟个傻子似<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">笑个不停！深感无力<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">抬头想走，发现王逸两眼亮亮，期待<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">看着自己，嘴上挂着傻笑，就差个尾巴摇呀摇了。额…真有人这么傻！不过…好可爱…米米默默<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">想着。
当然觉得可爱<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">就只有那眼光奇异<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">米小米而已，简云与其他同志们正诡异<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">看着这一幕，oh,my god!<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">看过大块头卖萌么？！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">看过大眼睛<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">大块头卖萌么？！好诡异！有木有！！大家内心狂叫着。
李伟跟杨洋同志揉了揉眼睛，相互看了一眼。这…鬼上身了吧！
薛坯倒是淡定，这场景看多了能不淡定吗？对于逗面瘫自己还是挺感兴趣<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">。恩…最近看了什么书呢？《赌石秘籍》….听了什么笑话？…听说有个傻子，高价把秦家上次切垮<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">废料买了。噗噗，笑死人了。
“来吧！大家坐下！”简云发话道，“王裁判，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">坐中间！盯着米米就好了，其他人不用管！”最后一句简直就是废话，人家王逸眼神就没离开过米米好么！
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">先来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">先来！”李伟举手道：“说笑话，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">可是高手！听着！一次，老师正在讲家族遗传图谱，老师问：要是一女患者跟一男人结婚生孩子，患病概率是多少？某学生答曰：可能是零。老师奇怪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">问：为什么？学生答曰：这世界上有一种病叫做哦不孕不育！”
“噗，哈哈！不孕不育！”杨洋跟薛坯哈哈大笑起来，“真能想！”
女生则没什么反应。
米米：……（请问笑点在哪？）
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">来！”迫不及待<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">薛坯站了起来，“告诉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">们个真人真事真笑话！前段时间秦家知道吧！”
众人点点头，秦家最近都是报纸头条，不想知道都不行。
“秦家公开切两亿毛料不是垮了么？切出了废料！这成了笑话，更搞笑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">是，竟然有人高价把那废料买了！搞笑不！哎哟，肚子疼！那人不是傻子就是脑子有毛病！哈哈！啊~~~”薛坯揉着被王逸打了一拳<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">肚子，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">干嘛打人！”
王逸面无表情看着他，还没说话，就听米米<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">声音，“因为<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">笑话太无聊，浪费<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">们时间<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">惩罚。”
大家愣了愣，不知道怎么回事。
“杨洋<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">上！告诉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">们杨洋在宿舍里可是笑话移动库！”李伟打破了沉默。
“哪有哪有，”杨洋大侠般摆摆手，“这称呼只是大家对<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">支持而已，当不得当不得。”
“怎么会，这称呼就只适合<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">，因为<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">本身就是个笑话。”李伟打击道。
“行了行了，快开始吧！”王逸看到两人又要开始斗嘴了，赶忙阻止，这要让他两吵起来能吵到明天！
“咳咳，一官员<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">儿子在美国留学打架，被一洋同学揍倒了，怒气冲冲<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">大骂：<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">草<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">妈！那洋小子问旁边懂中文<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">吉姆：她说什么？吉姆想了想，解释：他说跟<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">妈睡过。洋小子一听，立马把其扶起来说：真对不起，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">不知道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">是<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">妈<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">男朋友！”
刚说完，就听到大家狂笑<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">声音，王逸也忍不住哈哈大笑起来。然后抬头向米米看去细心<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">发现米米嘴角弯了弯，只是自己抑制住，王逸毫不犹豫<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">拆穿了。
米米无语望天，她是觉得这个笑话很抽，真没觉得搞笑。
而成功<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">杨洋则要求王逸请客！米米“陪客”！简云提议新开<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">日本料理！大家连忙点头，这个好啊！要知道那家店死贵死贵<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">。能打土豪自然OK。
于是就有了简云跟米米这一幕。
王逸在班级门口等着，看到被拖着走<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">米米皱着眉头<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">脸，心里乐了。要看到米米这表情还真不容易，要知道她可是标准吃货。他觉得最近米米变得越来越人性化了，不像以前总是把自己隔绝出去。恩恩，好现象！
三人走往校外走去，看到大门口停着一辆小法，不少女生站在附近看着。三人毫不在意正要走过，车窗摇了下来，叫住了米米。回头一看，竟然是秦非。
“米米，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">找<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">有点事。”秦非见大家都停了下来，“前面有个咖啡厅，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">们聊聊？”
米米看了眼笑着<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">秦非，“忙着。”说完就拉着身边两人要走。
“等下。<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">知道<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">不太喜欢<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">们，但是怎么说<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">也是秦家人，现在秦家有难，需要<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">。”秦非，忙打开门，走下去直接说道。他跟自己这个同父异母<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">妹妹不是很熟，仅有<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">几次交集也不是很愉快。他相信她说走，就是真<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">不想谈。
看到米米没反应秦非有点急了，自己这次是带着任务来<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">，“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">先听<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">讲，父亲问<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">家里<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">那套帝王绿首饰在哪？父亲之前给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">带着玩，现在家里要用。迟点再给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">玩吧！”秦非说这话<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">时候脸色温柔，带着点无奈，就像对自己任性<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">妹妹无可奈何似<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?55qEm.jjwxc.comcbfb821143">。