正文 78情人节
正月初二是情<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">节,细数起来，西方的情<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">节每次都是很不凑巧的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">们大正月走亲戚的时候降临,这让多少小情侣变怨偶啊,也许只有初中生和高中生<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">探访完亲戚的下午有见面的机会了吧。
情<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">节这天下午,齐晴正<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">老家里，老家太冰冷，探望完亲戚之后，他就窝<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">床上看书。长辈们都<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">堂屋里热热闹闹的搓麻将打牌，一群<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">说着东家长西家短的事儿,他是一点掺和的兴趣都没有。而比他小好几岁的堂弟堂妹都跑出去约会去了,只剩下他一个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">长吁短叹：尼玛老子单身了二十几年啊，每年都是没有情<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">的情<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">节,今年好不容易有情<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">了，还不能团聚,真是伤不起啊!
他耐着心思看傲慢与偏见看了好一会儿，不一会儿终于忍不住把书放下，打电话给碎玉,没想到碎玉这家伙<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">老家里呼朋唤友,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">外面喝酒喝的正欢呢。这让相思百转、好不容易才酝酿起情绪主动打电话给他的齐晴一下子就怒了：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">就抱着酒瓶子过情<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">节好了！”说着，齐晴怒气冲冲的挂了电话。
“啊咧？！”碎玉盯着已经被挂断的手机，后知后觉的想：“糟了，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">们家那口子似乎生气了！”
这<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">连忙搁下话筒，走出KTV的包厢给他家齐晴打电话，嘟嘟声音响了很久，一直都没有<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">接起电话来。碎玉一直打一直打，一直打到齐晴不耐烦的接起来。齐晴没好气的说：“干嘛，长途浪费话费的知道不？”
“话费哪里有和<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">说话重要？”
“哼，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">哪里？”
碎玉连忙保证：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">KTV和哥们喝酒呢，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">场的绝对没有女性生物，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">放心！”
这有什么好放心的！齐晴冷冷的哼了一声：“酒后乱性，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">可得小心着点了。”
碎玉这才反应过来，糟了，他们家这口子肯定是连男性的醋都吃进去了！便连忙赌咒发誓各种保证各种解释，没想到齐晴完全没听进去，最后只说了一句：“情<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">节的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">还要<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">街上游荡到什么时候，正常<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">都<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">走亲戚好不！”
“哎呦，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">们家那些亲戚<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">早上早就看望过了，这不爸妈姐姐姐夫留<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">那里搓麻将吃酒么？<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">就没啥必要出席了，再说这些哥们一年不见了，就出来聚聚。绝对跟情<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">节这天无关，纯属巧合啊亲爱的！”
“那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">继续，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">睡觉了。”齐晴却一点都不想听他解释，闷闷不乐的挂了电话。他撇了撇嘴，越发觉得屋内冷清清的。
听出了齐晴声音的闷闷不乐，碎玉不死心的继续打电话，齐晴恼怒的从被窝里钻出来，果断的给摁掉了。没想到他不一会让就收到了碎玉发过来的短信：
信息From碎玉：亲爱的，快接电话，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">家要哭了……
齐晴又好气又好笑，立即回复了过去：那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">就哭吧
信息From碎玉：那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">接电话，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">哭给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">听！
齐晴看到之后忍不住笑了起来，那因为被忽视的小性子也弱下去了，他正<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">想着怎么回复，手机又响了起来，果然是碎玉又打了电话过来。这次他轻笑着接了起来：“怎么，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">还真要哭给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">看？”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">要听么……”碎玉弱弱的说：“呜呜呜，不要不理<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">嘛……”
齐晴无奈的说：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">的节操呢？”
“为了老婆，节操碎了一地也甘心！”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">平时就没有什么节操……”
“不要生<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">的气了好不？”碎玉轻轻道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">就回去陪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">聊天好不？”
“切，谁要<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">？”
小受说不要就是要的意思，碎玉已经总结出来了齐晴的行为模式：“可<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">要<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">，亲爱的，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">不要也得要<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">丫。”果然听到那边齐晴的声音轻快了起来，碎玉给自己比了个“V”字手势，这<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">立马就重色轻友的跑路了。
与碎玉和齐晴这边小打小闹不同，少卿和他们家凤夕正和谐的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">网上三国杀。这两<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">玩的还是那种1V1模式，两<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">对砍的不亦乐乎。
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">第N次被自己挂的闪电劈死之后，少卿怒了，愤怒<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">房间里打字道：“为什么？这是为什么？！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">是貂蝉是孙权是大乔被闪电劈也就罢了，为什么当他是司马的时候，都会被活活劈死啊！明明能判定却一手黑桃牌的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">真心伤不起啊！”
凤夕：“可以买注彩票了……”
少卿深以为然，还真去淘宝上买了一注。两<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">杀了整整一下午，直杀的天昏地暗、日月无光。最后少卿双眼发黑的从书桌前面爬出来，被父母给拖到三爷爷家吃晚饭去了。
临走之前少卿用QQ把自己昨天晚上录的一首情歌给凤夕发了过去。
少卿：（羞涩表情）情<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">节快乐！
凤夕：( ⊙ o ⊙)啊！这……算是情<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">节礼物么？
少卿：是丫，过年时候木有快递，只好用这种方式咯~晚上睡不着当催眠曲呗~
凤夕：<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">会好好听的，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">放心的去吃饭吧，等<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">回来，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">也准备了一份礼物给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">。
少卿：（吓一跳表情）诶？
少卿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">吃饭的时候还<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">怔怔的想，凤夕到底准备了什么礼物呢？这家伙，不会是百度查了攻略吧？平时都是买蛋糕给自己吃的，但是现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">他早早预备好了，到底是什么呢？他想的入神，冷不防的就被老妈用筷子给敲到手上。
“发什么花痴呢？还不快点吃饭！”
少卿这才发现自己竟然对着电视机发起了呆，而且一眨不眨的看着的还是某脑残剧的女主，连忙喊起了冤枉：“不要冤枉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">真的不是这脑残清穿剧的粉啊，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">喜欢的是甄嬛传和步步惊心好不，不要随便降低<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">的品味啊妈！”
“胡说什么呢？<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">要是能带这么个媳妇儿回来妈就满足了。”
“是啊，奶奶觉得这姑娘也挺好的，看那样子就知道好生养……”奶奶也说:“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">什么时候带个回来啊？”
“估计是带不回来了，”少卿干脆利落的说：“做单身贵族多好，非要找个黄脸婆管自己干嘛？”
少卿他爸一拍大腿，叫好道:“说的好！儿子的思想觉悟真高！哎呦……”话还没说完，就吃了少卿他妈一记销魂的黄瓜扭，立即乖乖的改口道：“儿子哟，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">要早日娶一房媳妇儿为<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">们颜家续香火啊。”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">会努力攒钱弄雇个代孕妈妈的……”少卿小小声的说。
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">一个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">嘀咕什么呢？”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">想努力成为高富帅呢……”少卿浅浅一笑，连忙谄媚的给自家老妈布菜。
情<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">节这天下午,齐晴正<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">老家里，老家太冰冷，探望完亲戚之后，他就窝<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">床上看书。长辈们都<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">堂屋里热热闹闹的搓麻将打牌，一群<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">说着东家长西家短的事儿,他是一点掺和的兴趣都没有。而比他小好几岁的堂弟堂妹都跑出去约会去了,只剩下他一个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">长吁短叹：尼玛老子单身了二十几年啊，每年都是没有情<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">的情<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">节,今年好不容易有情<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">了，还不能团聚,真是伤不起啊!
他耐着心思看傲慢与偏见看了好一会儿，不一会儿终于忍不住把书放下，打电话给碎玉,没想到碎玉这家伙<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">老家里呼朋唤友,<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">外面喝酒喝的正欢呢。这让相思百转、好不容易才酝酿起情绪主动打电话给他的齐晴一下子就怒了：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">就抱着酒瓶子过情<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">节好了！”说着，齐晴怒气冲冲的挂了电话。
“啊咧？！”碎玉盯着已经被挂断的手机，后知后觉的想：“糟了，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">们家那口子似乎生气了！”
这<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">连忙搁下话筒，走出KTV的包厢给他家齐晴打电话，嘟嘟声音响了很久，一直都没有<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">接起电话来。碎玉一直打一直打，一直打到齐晴不耐烦的接起来。齐晴没好气的说：“干嘛，长途浪费话费的知道不？”
“话费哪里有和<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">说话重要？”
“哼，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">哪里？”
碎玉连忙保证：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">KTV和哥们喝酒呢，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">场的绝对没有女性生物，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">放心！”
这有什么好放心的！齐晴冷冷的哼了一声：“酒后乱性，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">可得小心着点了。”
碎玉这才反应过来，糟了，他们家这口子肯定是连男性的醋都吃进去了！便连忙赌咒发誓各种保证各种解释，没想到齐晴完全没听进去，最后只说了一句：“情<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">节的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">还要<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">街上游荡到什么时候，正常<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">都<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">走亲戚好不！”
“哎呦，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">们家那些亲戚<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">早上早就看望过了，这不爸妈姐姐姐夫留<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">那里搓麻将吃酒么？<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">就没啥必要出席了，再说这些哥们一年不见了，就出来聚聚。绝对跟情<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">节这天无关，纯属巧合啊亲爱的！”
“那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">继续，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">睡觉了。”齐晴却一点都不想听他解释，闷闷不乐的挂了电话。他撇了撇嘴，越发觉得屋内冷清清的。
听出了齐晴声音的闷闷不乐，碎玉不死心的继续打电话，齐晴恼怒的从被窝里钻出来，果断的给摁掉了。没想到他不一会让就收到了碎玉发过来的短信：
信息From碎玉：亲爱的，快接电话，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">家要哭了……
齐晴又好气又好笑，立即回复了过去：那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">就哭吧
信息From碎玉：那<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">接电话，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">哭给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">听！
齐晴看到之后忍不住笑了起来，那因为被忽视的小性子也弱下去了，他正<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">想着怎么回复，手机又响了起来，果然是碎玉又打了电话过来。这次他轻笑着接了起来：“怎么，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">还真要哭给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">看？”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">要听么……”碎玉弱弱的说：“呜呜呜，不要不理<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">嘛……”
齐晴无奈的说：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">的节操呢？”
“为了老婆，节操碎了一地也甘心！”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">平时就没有什么节操……”
“不要生<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">的气了好不？”碎玉轻轻道：“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">就回去陪<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">聊天好不？”
“切，谁要<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">？”
小受说不要就是要的意思，碎玉已经总结出来了齐晴的行为模式：“可<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">要<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">，亲爱的，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">不要也得要<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">丫。”果然听到那边齐晴的声音轻快了起来，碎玉给自己比了个“V”字手势，这<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">立马就重色轻友的跑路了。
与碎玉和齐晴这边小打小闹不同，少卿和他们家凤夕正和谐的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">网上三国杀。这两<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">玩的还是那种1V1模式，两<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">对砍的不亦乐乎。
<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">第N次被自己挂的闪电劈死之后，少卿怒了，愤怒<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">房间里打字道：“为什么？这是为什么？！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">是貂蝉是孙权是大乔被闪电劈也就罢了，为什么当他是司马的时候，都会被活活劈死啊！明明能判定却一手黑桃牌的<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">真心伤不起啊！”
凤夕：“可以买注彩票了……”
少卿深以为然，还真去淘宝上买了一注。两<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">杀了整整一下午，直杀的天昏地暗、日月无光。最后少卿双眼发黑的从书桌前面爬出来，被父母给拖到三爷爷家吃晚饭去了。
临走之前少卿用QQ把自己昨天晚上录的一首情歌给凤夕发了过去。
少卿：（羞涩表情）情<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">节快乐！
凤夕：( ⊙ o ⊙)啊！这……算是情<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">节礼物么？
少卿：是丫，过年时候木有快递，只好用这种方式咯~晚上睡不着当催眠曲呗~
凤夕：<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">会好好听的，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">放心的去吃饭吧，等<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">回来，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">也准备了一份礼物给<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">。
少卿：（吓一跳表情）诶？
少卿<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">吃饭的时候还<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">怔怔的想，凤夕到底准备了什么礼物呢？这家伙，不会是百度查了攻略吧？平时都是买蛋糕给自己吃的，但是现<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">他早早预备好了，到底是什么呢？他想的入神，冷不防的就被老妈用筷子给敲到手上。
“发什么花痴呢？还不快点吃饭！”
少卿这才发现自己竟然对着电视机发起了呆，而且一眨不眨的看着的还是某脑残剧的女主，连忙喊起了冤枉：“不要冤枉<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">！<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">真的不是这脑残清穿剧的粉啊，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">喜欢的是甄嬛传和步步惊心好不，不要随便降低<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">的品味啊妈！”
“胡说什么呢？<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">要是能带这么个媳妇儿回来妈就满足了。”
“是啊，奶奶觉得这姑娘也挺好的，看那样子就知道好生养……”奶奶也说:“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">什么时候带个回来啊？”
“估计是带不回来了，”少卿干脆利落的说：“做单身贵族多好，非要找个黄脸婆管自己干嘛？”
少卿他爸一拍大腿，叫好道:“说的好！儿子的思想觉悟真高！哎呦……”话还没说完，就吃了少卿他妈一记销魂的黄瓜扭，立即乖乖的改口道：“儿子哟，<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">要早日娶一房媳妇儿为<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">们颜家续香火啊。”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5oiRm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">会努力攒钱弄雇个代孕妈妈的……”少卿小小声的说。
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5L2gm.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">一个<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Lq6m.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a"><img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">嘀咕什么呢？”
“<img align="bottom" style="margin-bottom:-2px;vertical-align:top;" src="/book2/showimg?5Zyom.jjwxc.comcd3db1137a">想努力成为高富帅呢……”少卿浅浅一笑，连忙谄媚的给自家老妈布菜。